Funny story: Portuguese win gold and silver in Olympic diving

Portuguese win gold and silver in Olympic diving

Nobody was surprised to Portugal atop the podium in the Olympic diving, with Ronaldo and Nani making a clean sweep between them. Nani's dive in the twenty-five metre event was technically perfect, earning him the gold, whilst Ronald's dive lacked ele...
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Funny story: Yogurt Rescues the Greek Economy

Yogurt Rescues the Greek Economy

Athens - Don't stick a fork in Greece. Use a spoon instead, because the debt-riddled nation is about to emerge as Europe's economic powerhouse, thanks to booming sales of Greek yogurt. "Greek yogurt has more protein than regular yogurt. It tastes...
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Funny story: Man Utd pay £350 million for an unknown Brazilian Amazon Indian!

Man Utd pay £350 million for an unknown Brazilian Amazon Indian!

As the football season rolls upon us once again and the transfer market goes mad, Man Utd have decided to back off of deals that have anything to do with 29 year-old super-Gunners, 26 year-old spoilt brats who refuse to play for Spurs and Brazilian,...
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Funny story: Like, literally awesome

Like, literally awesome

The campaign for plain English has outlawed the use of "literally" and "like" as used by Will.I.Am. He was made to recite and memorise this poem. "Like, literally awesome" by Rob Barratt It was literally awesome Some awe was in place I was literally gobsmacked I got punched in the face I was literally spaced out Floating round the room I was literally flying I was, like, over the mo...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 1st August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 1st August 2012

Former Wolves manager Mick McCarthy says he turned down the chance to take over at Nottingham Forest because he hopes for a return to the Premier League. (Daily Mail) Good luck with that. Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini showed that he still has many of his old skills with a clever back heel in training. (Daily Mirror) His agent has confirmed if he doesn't get a £50,000 a week pay-ri...
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Funny story: Red Sox and Red Faced: the 'Loose' Ryan Sweeney

Red Sox and Red Faced: the 'Loose' Ryan Sweeney

Not since Amare Stoudemire slammed his fist into a fire extinguisher on the wall has there been a display case of such idiocy as seen with Ryan Sweeney of the Red Sox. Young #12 has issued a Twitter apology to teammates and fans for his fatuous ac...
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Funny story: Assange fury after emails hacked

Assange fury after emails hacked

WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange is planning to quit his refuge in the Ecuadorean embassy in London after accusing officials there of reading his emails. Assange, who ran screaming into the embassy in June claiming asylum in a bid to avoid ext...
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Funny story: London 2012 is the XXX Olympics

London 2012 is the XXX Olympics

It was finally noticed today that the London 2012 Olympics is the thirtieth in modern times. It being modern times, Roman numerals are used. Thirty in Roman numerals is written XXX. "Oh yes," said Candi Apple, the Gymnastics organiser. "I'd not re...
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Funny story: Carol for West Ham?

Carol for West Ham?

Sources close to Karen Brady are suggesting Liverpool singer, simply known as Carol, could be joining West Ham for the coming season. However our Liverpool contact tells us that Carol is not keen on the move. 'Since when has Blowing Bubbles been a...
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Funny story: Shark Survives Being Bitten By Man

Shark Survives Being Bitten By Man

Australia recorded its fifth shark attack of the year, when a Great White shark was savagely bitten by a man this morning. The attack occurred off the Brisbane coast, just after dawn. Startled onlookers reported seeing the five metre long Great Wh...
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Funny story: Fighting Obesity: NYC Mayor Bans Double D Breasts from Breast-Feeding

Fighting Obesity: NYC Mayor Bans Double D Breasts from Breast-Feeding

Dozens of New York City hospitals are instructing mothers of newborns about the myriad benefits of breast milk and to urge them to breast-feed their infants instead of resorting to substandard formulas. "Not only is it healthier than commercial alte...
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Funny story: Bain Capital Bombshell: Mitt Romney, Tim Yenmor were the same person

Bain Capital Bombshell: Mitt Romney, Tim Yenmor were the same person

BOSTON (August 1)-Mitt Romney claims he left Bain Capital in 1999, but documents signed by him and filed with the SEC in 2002 disclosed that he was the firm's "sole stockholder, chairman of the board, chief executive officer, and president." This di...
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Funny story: Demi Moore Crushed At Ashton Kutcher's Relationship With Mila Kunis

Demi Moore Crushed At Ashton Kutcher's Relationship With Mila Kunis

LOS ANGELES - Demi Moore says that before it's all over she may end up moving out of the United States to some remote, out-of-the-way place. The 49-year-old highly depressed actress seems to keep getting her ego kicked around as if it is an Olympi...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Dumps One Kennedy For Another

Taylor Swift Dumps One Kennedy For Another

HYANNIS PORT, Massachusetts - It appears that country artist Taylor Swift prefers to keep it in the family; the Kennedy family. The 22-year-old singer spent the Independence Day holidays at the Kennedy Hyannisport Compound in Hyannis Port with Pat...
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Funny story: Martin Shuttlecock's Letters From Barcelona - Day One

Martin Shuttlecock's Letters From Barcelona - Day One

"Well, that wasn't at all what I expected," said a decidedly disgruntled Martin Shuttlecock, from his garret in Barcelona's notorious El Raval district, last night. "The flight down here was pretty uneventful - although it wasn't a Lear jet, it was at least a jet, one of them airbus things. Still, at least we never did a belly flop onto the M27. And we didn't get served champagne by a bevvy of...
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Funny story: Michelle "The First Mama" Obama Picked Up By Olympic Lady Wrestler

Michelle "The First Mama" Obama Picked Up By Olympic Lady Wrestler

LONDON - America's First Lady, Michelle Obama could very well be the most popular American in London, no matter what Bob Costas or Matt Lauer may think. On Sunday merry Michelle hugged every single member of the United States men's basketball team...
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