Funny story: G'pickled Easter eggs all the rave this Amish Easter

G'pickled Easter eggs all the rave this Amish Easter

INTERCOURSE, Pa. - Although many people feel it's appropriate to pick on the Amish, the Pennsylvanian Germans are getting the last laugh. G'pickled Easter eggs are flying off the shelves of Amish food stores from Lancaster to Easton, Pennsylvania,...
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Funny story: An NFL Football Fan Poll Overwhelmingly Suggests That The New Orleans Saints Need To Change Their Name

An NFL Football Fan Poll Overwhelmingly Suggests That The New Orleans Saints Need To Change Their Name

NEW YORK CITY - The sports magazine Sports Balls Illustrated Weekly has just released the results of their most recent NFL Internet Football Poll. Senior reporter Rufus Reno stated that his publication conducted the football poll and that they rec...
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Funny story: Thames Swim Abandoned - Universities Boat Race Blamed

Thames Swim Abandoned - Universities Boat Race Blamed

In a shock development today, the 1st Inaugural Anti-Elitist Cross Thames Swim (1IA-ECTS)was interrupted catastrophically by 17 men and a woman in 2 boats in an elite rowing race. The Umpire of the 1IA-ECTS, Ms Drephna Doughnu-Tgobbler has comment...
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Funny story: Conservative plan to catch voters with vinegar backfires spectacularly

Conservative plan to catch voters with vinegar backfires spectacularly

David Cameron has been rebuked for trying to trap voters using acetic acid and water, it has been confirmed. The alluring brown 'PFI Sauce' bottle pictures the Conservative leader promising to transform the NHS. But it has been discovered that the vi...
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Funny story: Jobs are 'boring', says everyone

Jobs are 'boring', says everyone

Employment has been found to be buttock-clenchingly monotonous, a new study suggests. Last week many in employment noted that work is as dull as reading a Brontë book; this is in fact one definition of the term. Now a new study has been published showing that the things we do to earn money, is never the thing we want to do. What is surprising is that while work has been piling up and gett...
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Funny story: World at peace, say sources

World at peace, say sources

After roughly half a million years of hatred and war, mankind have finally packed it in. The abrupt move from 'pretty dismal' to 'just groovy' occurred after someone at Cheney School, Oxford, asked during lunch break, "Why don't we just stop all t...
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Funny story: Hosepipe ban causes middle class riots

Hosepipe ban causes middle class riots

A hosepipe ban imposed on the South of England has led to widespread riots of a middle class nature. Towns and villages in England have enjoyed looting and arson at the hands of cardigan-wearing crowds, one Guardian columnist said "we haven't been...
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Funny story: Chocolate harvest failed, women advised to stock-up

Chocolate harvest failed, women advised to stock-up

Women are being urged to stockpile chocolate with the news that the 2012 cocoa bean crop is the lowest on record. "Basically," said psychologist, Paige Turner, "if you're a woman and you're menopausal, breaking up with your boyfriend, having a bad...
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Funny story: US Lottery Winner Vows to Squander Windfall

US Lottery Winner Vows to Squander Windfall

The anonymous Kansan who recently stepped forward to collect a check for $218 million acknowledged today that all of the money would be gone within a year. "I've got big plans for that money. I'm gonna rent me some diamond furniture, invest in...
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Funny story: Whose Bed Have Newt's Boots Been Under?

Whose Bed Have Newt's Boots Been Under?

Regardless of Newt Gringrich's prospects for winning the Republican presidential nomination, it's impossible to dispute that the ladies looooove Newt! And it's not just the ladies - nearly every time Gingrich is scheduled to speak, he ends up doing so to a packed house. Gingrich's passion is clearly contagious, as indicated by his sold-out debates and standing-room-only campaign events. In fac...
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Funny story: Trenton Oldfield - "I'm not al-Qaeda"

Trenton Oldfield - "I'm not al-Qaeda"

A white terrorist has been disabled by the police near the Thames meaning he may never be able to swim again without supervision. Trenton Oldfield was spotted bobbing in the water near Hammersmith Bridge armed with diet coke and mento torpedo and...
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Funny story: Somali Pirates Attack Oxford Boat Crew In Annual Thames Race!

Somali Pirates Attack Oxford Boat Crew In Annual Thames Race!

The 158th annual boat race between Oxford and Cambridge was brought to a dramatic halt earlier today when the Oxford crew came under attack by a Somali Pirate submarine after it had suddenly surfaced a few yards in front of the Oxford rowing boat nea...
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Funny story: Dead MI6 cryptographer's char lady stung by 'dark arts' slur

Dead MI6 cryptographer's char lady stung by 'dark arts' slur

Surrey - Pratts Bottom resident and Foreign Orifice-approved cleaning woman Mrs Ida Hoover has spoken of her disgust at 'filthy' slurs blaming a covert MI6 division for the improbably immaculate state of Gareth Williams' apartment. "WTF do they me...
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Funny story: Will Alan Hansen Ever Shut Up About Balotelli And Actually Criticise Liverpool?

Will Alan Hansen Ever Shut Up About Balotelli And Actually Criticise Liverpool?

If BBC coverage is anything to go by, at least according to the vampiric looking TV pundit Alan Hansen, Manchester City are a club in crisis, yet everything in the Anfield garden is looking distinctly rosy. Hansen's criticism of City striker Mario...
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Funny story: Portsmouth And Southampton - Honours Even (But We Won Really, Says Pompey Superfan)

Portsmouth And Southampton - Honours Even (But We Won Really, Says Pompey Superfan)

Police looked on helplessy as football broke out between two south coast rivals at Southampton on Saturday. Southampton and Portsmouth fans stopped hurling insults and punches at eachother to watch two teams try to play a game of association footb...
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Funny story: Man City to raid Arsenal for a third time - this time for three points

Man City to raid Arsenal for a third time - this time for three points

Big spending Manchester City are set to raid the Emirates for a third time following the purchase of Samir Nasri and Gael Clichy last summer. This time the title challenging blue half of Manchester are not after a player, but three points in the a...
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Funny story: David Walliams Run Down by Boat Race

David Walliams Run Down by Boat Race

Taking part in a re-creation of his amazing Thames swim, comedian David Walliams was today run down by the Oxford crew taking part in the Xchanging Boat Race. David's swim was completely disrupted, but he was unhurt and rescued from the water by a p...
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Funny story: Balotellis Blood Brother

Balotellis Blood Brother

The football world's greatest car crash player "Super" Mario Balotelli has a new rival for his throne of "Pratt in chief of the Premier League". His best friend Luigi Falcone is in talks to sign for hated rivals Manchester United. Luigi 21 said:...
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Funny story: GOP headed towards buggered convention!

GOP headed towards buggered convention!

The meeting hall was crowded with media yesterday afternoon after the advance press release reached their offices. Newt Gingrich was to announce that the GOP convention in Tampa was going to be a "buggered" convention! As Gingrich approached the...
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Funny story: Bobby Valentine Meets Wrath of Media Titans

Bobby Valentine Meets Wrath of Media Titans

With the Boston Red Sox opening day, Bobby Valentine was relegated to the doghouse as the pennant waving star of the day. Alas, the pennant seems to be residing in Detroit, and Bobby V is merely an interloper, a wannnabe, and loser of the day. He'...
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Funny story: NATO hero thwarted Thatcher's attempt to nuke Buenos Aires

NATO hero thwarted Thatcher's attempt to nuke Buenos Aires

London - A top NATO intelligence official forcibly prevented Mrs Thatcher from nuking the hell out of Buenos Aires during the Falklands conflict according to classified defence papers to be published next week. The documents describe the Downing S...
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Funny story: Advice, Support, & Tips for Security Guards - from Inchcock - Part Four

Advice, Support, & Tips for Security Guards - from Inchcock - Part Four

Copied from the author's 'Editors Comments Page', of his 'Inchcock Monthly Guards Gazette', Issue 139, published in April 2009. Amended to suit today's climate. (When I say published, he produced it and ran off a few copies for his fellow Security Officers at the Company he worked at who made him redundant through no fault of his own at 62 years of age, and he was the only employee on the fir...
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Funny story: Mississippi Has Just Outlawed "Hoodies"

Mississippi Has Just Outlawed "Hoodies"

JACKSON, Mississippi - The state of Mississippi Senate has stated that in an effort to avoid what has occurred in Sanford, Florida, they will be enacting a state senatorial directive. Mississippi State Senatorial Directive T-17003 is to take effec...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney Has Finally Decided On His Official Campaign Song

Mitt Romney Has Finally Decided On His Official Campaign Song

JOLIET, Illinois - After six of Mitt Romney's campaign aides conducted an extensive song research the man who appears poised to be the representative of the GOP for the nation's highest office has finally announced his official campaign song. Will...
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Funny story: Leaked defence strategy leaves Alex Salmond credability in tatters

Leaked defence strategy leaves Alex Salmond credability in tatters

Documents leaked to The Herald newspaper this weekend have laid bare the morass of thinking at Holyrood that passes for policy these days. Alex Salmond has personally endorsed a scheme that would reverse the electricity grid back to wind turbines...
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