Funny story: David Cameron - Should We Trust Him? - Here are the facts: You Decide!

David Cameron - Should We Trust Him? - Here are the facts: You Decide!

David Cameron aka "Big Dave" or "Lucien deFellatio Cameron" is the current horse-loving Chief Nepotist claiming to be in charge of what was once a British Nation. At a public ceremony costing millions he was given away at his wedding by Gordon Brown and currently in an enforced marriage to the delightful Nicola Clegg, from Liberaliera. He is the son of Margaret Thatcher and Prince Lucifer.
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Funny story: Howard Stern's Tiny Penis Is Growing Bigger From Being An America's Got Talent Judge

Howard Stern's Tiny Penis Is Growing Bigger From Being An America's Got Talent Judge

Shock Jock Howard Stern, who for many years has made it public information that his penis is tiny, itsie bitsie, little and embarrassing in general, has been astounded by the results he has been getting from being a judge on the popular television sh...
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Funny story: Pink Slime On The Menu At Fast Food Joints

Pink Slime On The Menu At Fast Food Joints

New York, NY-- Fast-food giants have something new to offer their customers. It's called Pink Slime, and it's about to revolutionize the way Americans eat. Pink Slime can be served at breakfast, lunch or dinner and it will soon be the favorite food...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Welsh Singer Katherine Jenkins Is Warned By Fellow Welshman Steve Jones Ex-Host of The X-Factor About Mark "The Lark" Ballas

Dancing With The Stars Welsh Singer Katherine Jenkins Is Warned By Fellow Welshman Steve Jones Ex-Host of The X-Factor About Mark "The Lark" Ballas

HOLLYWOOD - One of the most beautiful contestants to ever appear on Dancing With The Stars, Katherine Jenkins of Wales, has just received a word of warning from a fellow countrymen. Miss Jenkins, a fabulous opera singer, received a text message fr...
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Funny story: Zoo pandas refuse to shag without Marriage of Figaro 'or Cosy Fanny Totty'

Zoo pandas refuse to shag without Marriage of Figaro 'or Cosy Fanny Totty'

Edinburgh - Keepers at Edinburgh Zoo's panda house are to play recordings of Mozart operas to put Yang Guang and Tian Tian in the mood for a Passion Week shag. According to years of Chinese breeding experience classical music has a strong affect o...
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Funny story: Unfit, Overweight Vegetarian and Vegan Inspire Millions of Americans to Go Veg

Unfit, Overweight Vegetarian and Vegan Inspire Millions of Americans to Go Veg

Ingrid Newkirk, President of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), and Kevin Lawson, President of the National Vegetarian Society, knew they needed a new approach to recruiting new vegetarians and vegans. "Americans weren't relating...
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Funny story: Thumbsucker Josh Beckett Develops Hangnail

Thumbsucker Josh Beckett Develops Hangnail

How much peace of mind does it take? Josh Beckett, who is not from the Show Me State, despite his recent behavior, now wants another opinion on his beleaguered green thumb. Lately everything he touches tends to wither. After flying to San Antonio...
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Funny story: Porcine Tendencies at SCOTUS?

Porcine Tendencies at SCOTUS?

Conservatives are wondering today if the long held tradition of the Supreme Court keeping its decisions secret until their official release to the public has been broken. Yesterday, President Obama spoke about the SCOTUS deliberation of the Pati...
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Funny story: Rental clown joins GOP race for President!

Rental clown joins GOP race for President!

A rental clown from North Carolina announced late yesterday that he is entering the remaining GOP presidential primaries and expects to capture the nomination at the national convention in Tampa, Florida. The announcement, although attended by only one journalist from the local media, immediately gained traction on the internet and the social media. The Reverend T. J. McCorkle of Louisburg, No...
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Funny story: Cross dressing dating site has to close

Cross dressing dating site has to close

A web site set up to help cross dressers, transvestites and transsexuals find love with an understanding partner has been forced to close after being open only a month due to massive complaints from its customers. "When I set the site up I thought...
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Funny story: Obama: I shall abdicate the Presidency in favor of Prince William

Obama: I shall abdicate the Presidency in favor of Prince William

WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN) President Barack Obama is resigning at the end of April to allow for the installment of the first British Monarch to rule over the North American "colonies' since George III. As of May 1, 2012, Prince William, Duke of Cambridg...
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Funny story: Ancient Laws Scrapped In Statutes Overhaul

Ancient Laws Scrapped In Statutes Overhaul

A law passed in 1696 to raise funds for rebuilding St Paul's Cathedral after the Great Fire of London is one of 800 obsolete Acts to be wiped from the statute books this summer. The provisions - some dating back to the 14th century - will be repea...
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Funny story: William and Kate waxworks cast from Diana and Dodi remoulds

William and Kate waxworks cast from Diana and Dodi remoulds

London - "Of course underneath that royal blue engagement frock she isn't wearing knickers, hehe," an exhibition organiser tweeted today, "pretty much like on her wedding day!" The craven images' debut tomorrow will see melted down Princess Diana...
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Funny story: Ice Cream Price Hike A Con!

Ice Cream Price Hike A Con!

Warnings that ice cream prices were set to rocket have been blasted as a con trick by a local food expert. The ten per cent rise in the price of one of our favourite sweet treats is reported to be caused by a crisis in the global harvest of vanill...
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Funny story: Red Sox All Thumbs

Red Sox All Thumbs

With the usual crack your knuckles staff of medical and training people, the Red Sox have ended the Grapefruit League play with a pie a la mode. Yes, the Sox pitchers have stuck in a thumb and pulled out an epidemic of thumb injuries. Not since...
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Funny story: Michael Gove's A-Level Shake-Up: It's About Time, Says Top Academic

Michael Gove's A-Level Shake-Up: It's About Time, Says Top Academic

A top local academic has welcomed the Education Secretary's announcement that universities will take control of A-level syllabuses. In a letter to Ofqal, the qualifications watchdog, Michael Gove announced that ministers would relinquish control o...
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Funny story: Move over Fish Pedicures - Fish colonics the next big thing

Move over Fish Pedicures - Fish colonics the next big thing

Fish pedicures have proven themselves as a viable business opportunity, with many clinics opening across the country. With the acceptance of the public to have small carnivorous fish nibble at the toes, one start up in Norwich believes the time is ri...
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Funny story: Driverless Government Leak

Driverless Government Leak

An initiative aimed at winning back support for the Tories from anyone who has not been to a public school has been finalised. We have been leaked secret papers circulating in the corridors of power. They set out the Tory plans for driverless gove...
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Funny story: Heidi Montag's New Reality Show "Heidi Talks Politics" Is Cancelled After Airing Just 2 Episodes

Heidi Montag's New Reality Show "Heidi Talks Politics" Is Cancelled After Airing Just 2 Episodes

LOS ANGELES - According to Heidi Montag's personal hair stylist FuFi Fondue, she is absolutely crushed at the news that her brand new cable reality show has been cancelled after only airing two episodes. The show titled Heidi Talks Politics was re...
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Funny story: GSA takes a Gamble

GSA takes a Gamble

Government Services Agency (GSA) Chief Administrator Martha N. Johnson was forced to resign today amid growing controversy following revelations of her agency's 2010 taxpayer-funded training conference held a plush Henderson, Nevada casino. The con...
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Funny story: The English Language in Crisis: F-word No Longer Dirty

The English Language in Crisis: F-word No Longer Dirty

After a three day closed-door meeting, an elite group of scholars affiliated with various international publishers and academic institutions announced its decision to change the official classification of the F-word. From now on, it's no longer a cur...
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Funny story: Tape Tampering Troubles NBC

Tape Tampering Troubles NBC

NBC has once again been exposed for cooking the news to suit its own agenda. Over the weekend, stories emerged about the network's coverage of the Trayvon Martin shooting. The coverage (initially by Fox and Newsbusters.org) clearly reveals how the...
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Funny story: Starbucks Proves Extremely Helpful to Amnesia Victim

Starbucks Proves Extremely Helpful to Amnesia Victim

When Joseph Brittingham was attacked and beaten by armed robbers in his Upper West Side apartment late one Saturday night in November of 2008, he sustained multiple concussions so severe that it was questionable whether he'd even survive, let alone regain his previous mental and physical abilities. After over two years of intensive care and ongoing, excruciating physical rehabilitation, Joseph...
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