Funny story: Waking up to reality in Iceland--they don't matter here

Waking up to reality in Iceland--they don't matter here

HARFOLD, Vt. - Although Iceland experienced two years ago the worst economic crash of any country in peacetime, Harfold residents are left asking the same questions: "Where is Iceland" and "Why is it so damn cold there?" A recent study conducted b...
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Funny story: Dick Clark Begins Preparations for New Year's Eve 2013

Dick Clark Begins Preparations for New Year's Eve 2013

Undaunted by his recent death, Dick Clark officially began preparing for this coming December's "Rockin' New Year's Eve" celebration on ABC. Responding to skeptics who questioned his announcement, the corpse replied "Come on! Did you see me the p...
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Funny story: The Upcoming Nasty Divorce: Heidi Klum Is Worth $70 Million - Seal Says "$70 Million Divided By Two Is $35 Million"

The Upcoming Nasty Divorce: Heidi Klum Is Worth $70 Million - Seal Says "$70 Million Divided By Two Is $35 Million"

LOS ANGELES - It appears that Seal's claws have finally come out and his soon-to-be-ex-wife Heidi Klum is doing some fancy backpedaling to keep from getting scratched financially speaking. The divorce between the black singer and the white super m...
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Funny story: Carol Vorderman Reveals The Truth About Why Piers Morgan Reduced Her To Tears In TV Show

Carol Vorderman Reveals The Truth About Why Piers Morgan Reduced Her To Tears In TV Show

Former Countdown maths whizz, and student 'older lady' wank fantasy, Carol Vorderman - arse of the year winner on several occasions, and oft regarded as 'Thinking Man's Crumpet' - today revealed the real reason about why she was reduced to tears on P...
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Funny story: Things I've Learned & Things I Should Not Have Forgotten

Things I've Learned & Things I Should Not Have Forgotten

Relax, I'm in good health as far as I know. I've just been reflecting that I'm closer to my unscheduled departure time than to my scheduled arrival time. In that, I was just thinking about things I've learned, things I have forgotten and things I should have learned by now, inspired by a note from a friend. Here are a few… Life isn't fair, but it's the only game in town - ENGAGE. Y...
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Funny story: Silent Witness prompts over 500 calls to the BBC

Silent Witness prompts over 500 calls to the BBC

A recent double episode of Silent Witness has sparked controversy after a scene in the program prompted over 500 calls and emails from the public. However, it was a story consisting of a series of wild coincidences and complex red herrings that must...
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Funny story: Hairdresser has a long wait for extensions

Hairdresser has a long wait for extensions

A Long Sutton hairstylist will have to wait at least another six weeks before she gets a decision regarding her application for an extension to her license to provide hair extensions. Eva Longstrand, who specializes in extra-long hair extensions,...
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Funny story: God Sends Friend Request To Everyone On Facebook

God Sends Friend Request To Everyone On Facebook

New York, NY-- Facebook fans around the world awoke on Monday to find a friend request from God. People from all religions and all walks of life received the request at midnight local time--all 1,200,000,000 of them. With the request came a short m...
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Funny story: Bun fight at the Ko Coral Part one

Bun fight at the Ko Coral Part one

Hobble D Hoy rode tall in the saddle of his pony as he entered the town of Coral. He had been on the trail for many days and needed to change his underpants. Not only that, his pony was a Shetland, so the sole of his boots had worn out after being dragged along the ground for hundreds of miles. Hobble did not dismount outside the saloon, he just stood up and the pony walked to the water trough for...
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Funny story: Tory fat cat set to inherit huge chunk of Elizabeth Taylor's $$$s

Tory fat cat set to inherit huge chunk of Elizabeth Taylor's $$$s

London - The PM was staying tight-lipped today amid rumors that one of his trusty lieutenants in the Tory Party is in line to inherit around $100 million of the late diva's fortune. The Cat On A Hot Tin Roofy star made over $750 million from her "...
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Funny story: Ross Kemps Nan World Snooker Round Up Day 6

Ross Kemps Nan World Snooker Round Up Day 6

Well as the first round nears completion, so far half of the sixteen seeds have been beaten. World number one Mark Selby became the record-equalling eighth seed to be eliminated after a heavy 10-3 defeat by Barry Hawkins. The jester from Leicester who reached the World final in 2007 wasn't laughing much at this result. Other seeds to bite the (chalk) dust are Great Scot Graeme Dott, Ste...
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Funny story: Ross Kemps Nan World Snooker Round Up Day 5

Ross Kemps Nan World Snooker Round Up Day 5

Mark Williams beat Liu Chuang 10-6 to set up a match with another former winner Ronnie O'Sullivan. The Welshman has never beaten Ronnie at the Crucible in three attempts. Williams was booed by the crowd for comments where he said he hates the Crucible and the tournament should move to China. Perhaps he really likes the food there? Speaking of food, Ali Carter beat Mark Davis 10-2 and will f...
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Funny story: Man who took Tories' 'Emergency Jerry Can Of Petrol' advice in Tottenham Court Road siege - report

Man who took Tories' 'Emergency Jerry Can Of Petrol' advice in Tottenham Court Road siege - report

London - A man armed with six jerry cans of premium unleaded gasoline is causing havoc in Central London this afternoon. Police have surrounded a Tottentham Court Road property amid reports of a siege involving hoarded petrol from last months' Tor...
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Funny story: Carl Crawford To Star in Walking Dead, Red Sox Style

Carl Crawford To Star in Walking Dead, Red Sox Style

Word out of Florida is that Red Sox outfielder Carl Crawford cannot throw a baseball because his elbow hurts. It may be that he suffers from zombie arm. This is on top of a wrist that was recently repaired surgically because he could not swing a b...
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Funny story: Orient to forfeit Hartlepool match after turning up to wrong Victoria Park?

Orient to forfeit Hartlepool match after turning up to wrong Victoria Park?

Leyton Orients League One survival hopes were thrown into chaos this morning when it was revealed they may have to forfeit Saturdays match v Hartlepool after the club coach driver initially took them to the wrong Victoria Park. Instead of the Monk...
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Funny story: TOWIE's Mark Wright To Host New ITV Game Show - TV Repair Man Promises Action

TOWIE's Mark Wright To Host New ITV Game Show - TV Repair Man Promises Action

Vigilante watchdog TV Repair Man has promised "radical action" following news that Mark Wright is to front a new game show based on a German format. Former The Only Way Is Essex star Wright has been selected by ITV to be the host of My Man Can.
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Funny story: Thousands of Diamond Jubilee medals dumped on eBay

Thousands of Diamond Jubilee medals dumped on eBay

London - Protesting soldiers, police officers and assorted public officials have flooded an internet auction site with the Queen's Diamond Jubilee medal. The gong commemorating '60 continuous years' of Queen Elizabeth has been branded an absurd to...
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Funny story: Dorking Police Arrest Amateur Thesps In Human Trafficking Scandal

Dorking Police Arrest Amateur Thesps In Human Trafficking Scandal

Police raided the Isandlwana Road Community Centre last night and arrested several people allegedly at the centre of a human trafficking scheme. Officers from Dorking Central Division, accompanied by dog handlers and an armed response unit, descen...
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Funny story: American Idol's Oldest Contestant Elise Testone, 28, Is Sent Back To South Carolina

American Idol's Oldest Contestant Elise Testone, 28, Is Sent Back To South Carolina

HOLLYWOOD - Woody The Wonder Woodchuck correctly picked that Elise Testone would be the next singer eliminated from American Idol and his 2012 record now stands at 5-2. Elise "Estrogen" Testone was this year's oldest contestant and she was actuall...
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Funny story: Betty White Denies That She Flashed Ron Paul At A Political Fundraiser

Betty White Denies That She Flashed Ron Paul At A Political Fundraiser

LOS ANGELES - Betty White, at the age of 90, is one of the few people in America who is older than GOP presidential candidate Ron Paul. Ms. White is best noted for having starred in the popular sit-com The Mary Tyler Moore Show where she portrayed...
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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher and Rihanna Seen Playing Tonsil Hockey On Catalina Island

Ashton Kutcher and Rihanna Seen Playing Tonsil Hockey On Catalina Island

CATALINA ISLAND - It appears that Rihanna keeps doing things to confuse her multitude of fans and keep them guessing as to what she is doing and whom she is doing it with. A few weeks ago there was rampant speculation that Rihanna had gotten back...
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Funny story: Feds Are Attempting to Kill General Motors

Feds Are Attempting to Kill General Motors

Washington,D.C.-In an effort to add another feather to President Obama's anti-terrorist cap, Federal officials are hard at work attempting to track down and kill General Motors. The surprise announcement came from the lips of Vice President Joe Bi...
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Funny story: Bartholomew Utterswaithe Interview: Teenagers & Web Porn

Bartholomew Utterswaithe Interview: Teenagers & Web Porn

26th April 2012 The Nottingham Pickpocket Supplement The Bartholomew Utterswaithe Column This week, I've been out on the streets of Nottingham, to get peoples views about: Should teenagers be stopped from looking at porn on the web? A matter of great concern for many parents and shoplifters locally. The first person I interviewed, as he came out from the Deltalove Adult Shop, at 147...
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Funny story: Sean "The Patriot" Hannity Tells It Like It Isn't

Sean "The Patriot" Hannity Tells It Like It Isn't

Fox News' most demented commentator has made his most outrageous attempt yet to discredit President Obama by claiming that he is an alien sent from Mars to destroy the USA. Ranting on his daily Conservative propaganda juggernaut, Ronald Reagan wan...
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