Funny story: Most Americans Are Now Transsexuals

Most Americans Are Now Transsexuals

New York, NY-- A recent survey of sexuality in America has turned up some surprising results. Over 240 million Americans are transsexuals. The remaining 73 million Americans still identify themselves as being either male or female. Sex experts are...
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Funny story: Exhibitionist Enjoys Living in Surveillance State

Exhibitionist Enjoys Living in Surveillance State

For 28-year-old Kinsey MacDougall, knowing that United States government agents may be monitoring her personal email messages, cell phone calls and internet activity isn't a source of upset; it's a turn-on. A self-acknowledged exhibitionist, Kins...
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Funny story: Manhattan Man Successfully Avoids Co-Worker on Subway

Manhattan Man Successfully Avoids Co-Worker on Subway

Although there are over 8 million people living in New York City, the company where Manhattan resident Bill Bartwell works employs only 60 people - making Bill's odds of running into any of his co-workers during his morning commute relatively low. Fa...
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Funny story: Brevik 'not insane, just Vladimir Putin's brat', innit

Brevik 'not insane, just Vladimir Putin's brat', innit

Norway - The mass killer is patently nuts prosecution sources said today as news of his heinous DNA was made public for the first time. Apparently Anders Brevik has tested positive as Russian thug Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin's spawn, possibly conceiv...
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Funny story: Mounting fury at Kate Middleton's £2 million spending rampage

Mounting fury at Kate Middleton's £2 million spending rampage

London - Clothes, jewellery, cosmetic surgery, holidays, credit card bills, exotic pharmaceutical substances and personal 'grooming' worth more than £2 million have been racked up by the grasping royal gravytrain gold digger since her wedding last ye...
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Funny story: The NBA Player Formerly Known As Ron Artest and Now Called Metta World Peace Shows That His New Name Is Nothing But A Joke

The NBA Player Formerly Known As Ron Artest and Now Called Metta World Peace Shows That His New Name Is Nothing But A Joke

LOS ANGELES - Apparently someone forgot to remind Los Angeles Lakers player Metta World Peace, formerly known as Ron Artest, that he plays in the NBA, the National Basketball Association and not in the WWF, the World Wrestling Federation. Tango Br...
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Funny story: Royal Mail to bring back pack mules

Royal Mail to bring back pack mules

Royal Mail announced today that after discussions with union chiefs, a new plan had been thrashed out to keep mail delivery staff jobs secure for the foreseeable future. Instead of reducing manpower, Royal Mail are to reduce horsepower. A plan is...
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Funny story: Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round-up: Day 2

Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round-up: Day 2

Stephen Hendrys MAXIMUM break took as he built up a 7-1 lead over Stuart Bingham took the headlines on Day 1, but fellow scot John Higgins completed his first round match with a nailbiting 10-9 last frame victory over Liang Wenbo. Seven previous champions have fallen at the first hurdle including Hendry, Davis, Griffiths and Dennis Taylor, so at 9-9 Higgins must have been nervous when Wenbo had a...
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Funny story: Hawking master of spin on Dancing With The Stars

Hawking master of spin on Dancing With The Stars

New York, USA. Noted scientist and globally recognised genius, Stephen Hawking, has made a late entrance into TV contest, Dancing With The Stars. This followed the withdrawal of one of the duos after a freak accident during rehearsal involving a chai...
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Funny story: Ron Artest: Man of World Peace

Ron Artest: Man of World Peace

Metta World Peace sent another unintentional elbow to the NBA headquarters. After a dozen years of elbowing and other infractions, that is Ron Artest's story--and he's sticking to it. Having entered a new age where giving a sports opponent a co...
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Funny story: Video shows MI6 cryptographer Gareth Williams 'riding tandem bike with Neil Heywood'

Video shows MI6 cryptographer Gareth Williams 'riding tandem bike with Neil Heywood'

London - Reports that 'they liked to share a saddle' were rubbished today before the emergence of previously unseen footage of the two men cycling near the Houses of Parliament. Following close behind is another dodgy pair, subsequently identified...
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Funny story: Wee Wet Willie Goes West

Wee Wet Willie Goes West

If Delonte West gives you the "willies", you are no longer alone. The most peculiar player in the NBA who has done a couple of stints with the Boston Celtics now makes his home in Dallas with the Mavericks. When he played for the Celtics, Rajon...
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Funny story: Nature and Vacuum Make Peace

Nature and Vacuum Make Peace

In a shocking but awe-inspiring turn of events, two seemingly intractable enemies, Nature and the vacuum, have finally made peace. It has long been known that "Nature abhors a vacuum." And indeed, scientists and theologians alike had considered th...
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Funny story: Duchess of Doolittle's new dimples disaster

Duchess of Doolittle's new dimples disaster

London - Cat-gut sutures inside Kate Middleton's gob may have suddenly burst open 'like cheap knicker elastic' according to Palace sources today. The royal gravytrain freeloader's plastic surgery at a Mustique clinic in January saw ditsy dimples h...
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Funny story: Turks demand St George back

Turks demand St George back

Saint George, the Patron Saint of England, is the subject of a heated repatriation debate between England and Turkey. "Saint George is a Turkish Saint," said Fasulye Tepe, the Turkish Consulate based in London. "We, the Turkish people, are affront...
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Funny story: A Humongous Jessica Simpson Denies That She's Having Triplets

A Humongous Jessica Simpson Denies That She's Having Triplets

HOLLYWOOD - It appears that Jessica Simpson has just about been pregnant longer than any celebrity in LaLaLand. Many of her fans believe that judging by the looks of her belly, the 31-year-old singer, actress, and former full-figured model is clos...
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Funny story: Vatican Tries to Control U.S. Nuns; Nuns React

Vatican Tries to Control U.S. Nuns; Nuns React

The world was shocked this week when the Vatican criticized an organization of U.S. nuns because of church doctrine issues. And there's more. A U.S. Archbishop (poor soul!) was appointed to oversee the actions of this organization of nuns.
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Funny story: President To Dissolve Secret Service: Appoints Barney Frank Eunuch Czar To Form New Palace Guard

President To Dissolve Secret Service: Appoints Barney Frank Eunuch Czar To Form New Palace Guard

BILLINGSGATE POST - Obama's chief advisor, David Axelrod, told CNN's "State of the Union" today that the President has decided to dissolve the Secret Service and replace it with an Imperial Palace Eunuch Corps. Barney Frank is to be named Eunuch Cza...
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Funny story: "Simon Cowell gave me the full baker's dozen" claims Swalloh Chisholm

"Simon Cowell gave me the full baker's dozen" claims Swalloh Chisholm

Ex-model, actress and self-proclaimed socialite Swalloh Chisolm announced today she had been Simon Cowell's 'special friend' back in 2001. She made the claim after she was missed out of Simon Cowell's recently published unauthorised biography 'Sweet...
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Funny story: Tevez Wins PFA 'Idiot Of The Year' Award

Tevez Wins PFA 'Idiot Of The Year' Award

Manchester City striker, Carlos Tevez, has claimed the highly coverted 'Idiot of the year' award at this years glittering PFA awards ceremony. Tevez, who was the clear favourite with bookmakers, had tears in his eyes as he collected the award. Spe...
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Funny story: New Celebrity Apprentice Cast Announced

New Celebrity Apprentice Cast Announced

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - The cast for the 6th season of NBC's The Celebrity Apprentice was announced on Friday, April 20, 2012 during an NBC press release. The event took place in Snookie's basement (of The Jersey Shore fame). During an NBC pr...
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