Funny story: Dalai Lama To Meet With Dr. Billingsgate In Official San Diego Visit

Dalai Lama To Meet With Dr. Billingsgate In Official San Diego Visit

BILLINGSGATE POST - The Dalai Lama, who will make his first official visit to San Diego this week, is Tibet's spiritual leader, that nation's political leader in exile and the 1989 Nobel Peace Prize recipient. He is also a friend and confidant o...
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Funny story: Paulina Gretzky To Protest In Bahrain - Naked

Paulina Gretzky To Protest In Bahrain - Naked

(API)- Paulina Gretzky, daughter of hockey player, Wayne Gretzky, has publicly stated that she plans to protest human rights abuses in Bahrain by running up and down pit row in nothing but her smile during the F1 grand prix. Ms. Gretzky, who rece...
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Funny story: North Korean Penis Shock

North Korean Penis Shock

A North Korean Penis has reached an early climax. This shock news cums after a test led to a series of disastrous events which engulfed the Asian power. The prick exploded prematurely scattering debris over a large area. Japanese warnings of a...
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Funny story: Ann Coulter and Barack Obama

Ann Coulter and Barack Obama

Ann Hart Coulter and Barack Hussein Obama are to be married Saturday evening at the Birther Hotel & Spa in Old Town Alexandria, VA. Haid D'Salaami, a Muslim cleric, will perform the ceremony. Shaif Hirboush will be Ms. Coulter's maid of honor, wh...
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Funny story: North Korean Rocket Failure

North Korean Rocket Failure

A recent attempted satellite launch by North Korea failed when the rocket malfunctioned and crashed into the sea. Korean state television hailed this a mighty success for the imperious new leader Kim Jong-un. Deputy Korean leader Kim Wunmad-guy...
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Funny story: The Surefire Republican Way To Revive The Economy!!!

The Surefire Republican Way To Revive The Economy!!!

Start a new war to refocus attention off the bad state of national affairs and to bolster arm sales and allow corporate 'service' interests to leech money off the taxpayers to 'support' the military effort. Start a 'Threat To Be Terrified Of ' of the week campaign Do workers a 'favor' by allowing them to work three jobs to survive. Fence off of Washington D.C. to anyone without connection...
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Funny story: Bernie Ecclestone To Buy Bahrain

Bernie Ecclestone To Buy Bahrain

UPI - President and CEO of Formula One Management, Bernie Ecclestone, has offered a down payment on the country of Bahrain, just weeks ahead of the Formula One race scheduled to be held there. Domestic tensions regarding human rights in the country h...
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Funny story: Secret Service Agents Deny Sex With Columbian Coeds: Merely "Hovering" At Discreet Distance

Secret Service Agents Deny Sex With Columbian Coeds: Merely "Hovering" At Discreet Distance

BILLINGSGATE POST - The eleven Secret Service Agents who were flown back to Washington for allegedly participating in an impromptu toga party with a like number of Columbian coeds, denied that any sexual activity occurred. A spokesperson for the Sec...
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Funny story: Food Based Puns Increase after Canaries get 6 goal Stuffing from Man City

Food Based Puns Increase after Canaries get 6 goal Stuffing from Man City

Norwich 1-6 Man City Norfolk. Home of turkey farms, incest and Norwich City Football Club. It is a widely reported statistical fact that the number of food based puns increases whenever Norwich, also known as the Canaries, are on the receiving...
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Funny story: Junk and Disorderly

Junk and Disorderly

Once upon a time, there used to be many thriving brightly lit High Street shops, where happy, smiling, prosperous people would spend, spend, spend without a care in the world. Then one day, two evil witches by the name of 'Austerity' and 'Unemployment' descended upon the land and suddenly, without warning all the brightly lit shops began to close...faster than crap through a goose! Sadly, w...
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Funny story: Chimpanzee joins Mensa

Chimpanzee joins Mensa

A chimpanzee called Colin has joined Mensa after scoring every answer perfectly in an IQ test, giving an apparent IQ of 150. Colin was one of twenty chimps who took the test at the Belgium Institute of Ape Research. Given a series of fifty multip...
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Funny story: Black Fox of Bassingbourn's twin brother 'causing terror in St John's Wood'

Black Fox of Bassingbourn's twin brother 'causing terror in St John's Wood'

London - An extremely rare black fox mown down last month in a Bassingbourn, Cambridgeshire hit-n-run may have a secret twin sibling in North West London according to reports. "Damn beast's got an evil doppelganger," St John's Wood resident Major...
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Funny story: Dorking remembers its second most famous resident

Dorking remembers its second most famous resident

A remembrance service was held today in Dorking, to mark the tenth anniversary of the death of its second most famous resident, the poet Harold Kludge. After overcoming a lifelong fear of writing implements, Kludge began his career composing football poetry. He wrote his first poem in 1971, after watching Dorking Town lose to Bognor Regis in the first round of the FA Cup. It was a short, shocki...
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Funny story: Toast appears on Jesus's face in Dorking Church

Toast appears on Jesus's face in Dorking Church

Worshippers at Dorking Unitarian Baptist Seventh Day Mormons church on West Street were astounded last week to discover toast on the face of Jesus in their church. "We went in for our two o'clock tea and biscuits," said Edgar Whistleblower, also o...
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Funny story: Portsmouth Live To Fight Another Day - Super Fan 'Over The Moon'

Portsmouth Live To Fight Another Day - Super Fan 'Over The Moon'

A sensational victory at doomed Doncaster on Saturday means struggling Portsmouth managed to stave off relegation for another week. As Bristol City only managed a draw at Birmingham, cash-strapped, in-administration Pompey still have a mathematica...
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Funny story: Selected Political News for W/E: 15th April 2012

Selected Political News for W/E: 15th April 2012

Sunday 8th April 2012 Topic: Public opinion - Cooked food VAT tax "85% say pasty tax has put them off Tories" Source: The People Extract: Half-baked George Osborne is today slammed as a clueless upper-crust toff over his Pastygate tax. Half-baked George Osborne is today slammed as a clueless upper-crust toff over his Pastygate tax. The Chancellor stands accused of being totally out of touch...
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Funny story: My Senior Moments - W/E Sunday 15th April 2012 - Two

My Senior Moments - W/E Sunday 15th April 2012 - Two

Monday 9th April 2012 * Up at 0300hrs - To the WC, cup of tea, pain killers, to the WC, on the Spoof, up to the WC, spill tea over me knees... luckily it was no longer hot, to the WC... usual morning up to now (0505hrs). Tuesday 10th April 2012 * Up and on the web at 0020hrs this morning. Determined to keep any senior moments to a minimum! Wednesday 11th April 2012 * Went over too see Ste...
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Funny story: Nottingham News for W/E: 15th April 2012

Nottingham News for W/E: 15th April 2012

Sunday 8th April 2012 Topic: Crime - murder - appeal "Notts man Neil Entwistle appeals against murder conviction" Source: Nottingham Post Extract: Neil Entwistle, 32, convicted of murdering his wife and baby daughter at their US home has launched a formal appeal against his conviction. Entwistle, a former IT consultant from Kilton, Worksop, formally filed an appeal yesterday after arguing he...
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Funny story: Hostage Drama at Nottingham Junior School

Hostage Drama at Nottingham Junior School

Police responded with dogs, helicopter, and ARV (Armed Response Vehicle) to a call for help, from the Some Saints Junior School this morning at 0928hrs. They sealed off all roads surrounding the school, apart from the one to the bookies. A stat...
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Funny story: 'CSI-Nottingham' TV series to be made

'CSI-Nottingham' TV series to be made

Following the huge success of the American CSI series, CSI Las Vegas, CSI New York, CSI Miami, and CSI Los Angeles, the BBC have applied for permission to make an English CSI Nottingham Series. Originally thought to be impracticable by the £406k salaried BBC's Director of Vision, Jana Bennett, as she was made aware that after the cutbacks, Nottingham has only 4 members left in its Forensic Scie...
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Funny story: Dorking Base Jumper Killed In Tragic Accident

Dorking Base Jumper Killed In Tragic Accident

One of the world's lesser known base jumpers was killed today, whilst attempting a base jump which went tragically wrong. The Dorking base jumper, Albert Plummet, was attempting another daring base jump from Leith Hill Tower, just a stone's throw...
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Funny story: North Korea Admits Giant Firework Was A Dud

North Korea Admits Giant Firework Was A Dud

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA--In a rare and unprecedented move, North Korean officials have been forced to admit that their 90-ton firework was a complete and utter dud. The entertainment device, which North Korea has assured the world was the largest a...
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Funny story: Beijing Warns China Will Attack If Philippine Naval Buildup In Calituban Bohol Continues

Beijing Warns China Will Attack If Philippine Naval Buildup In Calituban Bohol Continues

The Philippine-China conflict over ownership of the Spratlys has reached a critical point warns international analysts as Beijing raised a protest against the Philippine Navy's massive buildup. According to Beijing, satellite imagery taken in early A...
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Funny story: President Obama Reveals That The U.S. Secret Service - Colombian Hooker Story Was Simply A CIA Diversionary Ploy

President Obama Reveals That The U.S. Secret Service - Colombian Hooker Story Was Simply A CIA Diversionary Ploy

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden speaking from the White House Rose Garden informed the members of the White House press corps not to be concerned about the so called HookerGate incident. The vice-president stated that President Obama h...
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