Funny story: Defiant City Keep The Pressure On United With 6-1 Massacre At Norwich

Defiant City Keep The Pressure On United With 6-1 Massacre At Norwich

Manchester City last night insisted that their title tilt is over, at least for this season. Manager, Roberto "Boom Boom" Mancini, former world champion boxer, composer, scarf wearer, and fashion model told the press. "Is finished," he said. Bu...
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Funny story: Bruno Mars To Star With Beyonce, Taylor Swift, and Selena Gomez In The Science Fiction Musical, "Doo-Wops & Hooligans"

Bruno Mars To Star With Beyonce, Taylor Swift, and Selena Gomez In The Science Fiction Musical, "Doo-Wops & Hooligans"

HOLLYWOOD - A spokesperson for rhythm and blues reggae singer Bruno Mars has just announced that the Honolulu native has just signed to appear in a motion picture. The science fiction musical titled Doo-Wops & Hooligans will also star popular...
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Funny story: 'Psychic' Grand National horse Synchronised predicted own death?

'Psychic' Grand National horse Synchronised predicted own death?

Aintree, Liverpool - Something spooked long time Grand National favorite and Cheltenham Gold Cup champion Synchronised as he cantered over the starting line at Aintree before the off this afternoon. Witnesses say he unseated jockey AP McCoy who'd...
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Funny story: Horse Wins Grand National

Horse Wins Grand National

The 2012 Grand National was won by a horse, we can sensationally reveal, in a nail biting race which went right to the finish line. The horse, a grey one, came first over forty other horses to win the world renowned National Hunt handicap steeplechas...
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Funny story: 'Carroll is the new Torres' say Fashion Experts

'Carroll is the new Torres' say Fashion Experts

Fashion experts were today proclaiming the Andy Carroll haircut as the new Fernando Torres. Speaking at Wembley Fashion Weekend - where Carroll showcased his trademark ponytail haircut by connecting his head to a football and putting it into the...
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Funny story: Animal rights to investigate 'Man City' throwing the Canaries to the Wolves

Animal rights to investigate 'Man City' throwing the Canaries to the Wolves

Animal rights have promised to investigate a report of animal cruelty in the Norfolk area, after rumours on twitter of canaries being savaged by a group of rich playboys known as 'Man City'. The group hail from Argentina, Italy, Holland and other...
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Funny story: 'Gay cure' bus ad worked for me says bloke on 69 route

'Gay cure' bus ad worked for me says bloke on 69 route

London - Laycock Street, Islington resident Dick Warren has spoken of his outrage at the banning of London bus ads promoting a cure for homosexuality. "The Lord took me in hand and cleansed my evil flesh," Warren said this morning, "just as the 69...
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Funny story: Pelosi Seeks Inspiration from a Bush

Pelosi Seeks Inspiration from a Bush

This week CNS News reported that the government spent nearly a quarter of a million dollars to "translocate" a single bush that stood in the way of a $1 billion highway improvement near San Franscisco. The plant, a rare "in-the-wild" Arctostaphyl...
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Funny story: Romney to NRA: "I kil't me a pussy cat when I was only three!"

Romney to NRA: "I kil't me a pussy cat when I was only three!"

It was a crowded hall yesterday at the NRA convention when Mitt Romney, candidate for president, took the podium. Media reports indicate the assembled crowd appeared to be somewhat less than enthusiastic. Due to these circumstances and wanting to ing...
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Funny story: Manchester City Stuff Norwich - Expert's Health In Danger

Manchester City Stuff Norwich - Expert's Health In Danger

A top football pundit was under doctor's orders this afternoon following Manchester City's demolition of Norwich City. The Manchester outfit walloped the Canaries 6-1 at Carrow Road, with former outcast, Carlos Tevez, netting a hat-trick. But t...
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Funny story: Celtic, Scottish Cup... What's All The Fuss? Demands Expert

Celtic, Scottish Cup... What's All The Fuss? Demands Expert

A top sports pundit has told the BBC and Sky to shut up about Glasgow Celtic and the Scottish FA Cup. "It's hilarious, isn't it" laughed EIF News & Features sport editor Thelonious Adidas, after watching the BBC's Football Focus today. "The...
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Funny story: J.M. Ellsbury Wilts As J.R. Ewing Returns

J.M. Ellsbury Wilts As J.R. Ewing Returns

Not since The Glass Menagerie has there been such a fragile unicorn as Jacoby Ellsbury. When Amanda's Gentleman Caller dropped the play's centerpiece glass ornament, it was curtains for the character. Jacoby Ellsbury, the sensational centerpie...
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Funny story: Failed North Korean rocket symbolic of Kim Jong Un's erectile dysfunction

Failed North Korean rocket symbolic of Kim Jong Un's erectile dysfunction

PYONGYANG, North Korea - With the entire world watching, North Korea's attempt to impress the world with the launch of a weather rocket went up in smoke like pretty much every attempt leader Kim Kong Un has made to have sex since taking over since hi...
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Funny story: First Lady's fury at disgraced Secret Service agents 'road testing' of Colombian hookers

First Lady's fury at disgraced Secret Service agents 'road testing' of Colombian hookers

Washington - "A terrible thing to happen in your husband's re-erection - uh...re-election! - year, Ma'am," was how one hang-dog protection officer put it to Michelle Obama this weekend. The First Lady is livid amid reports that a dozen Secret Serv...
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Funny story: Refurbished 'Sex-Bots' Embarrass Secret Service

Refurbished 'Sex-Bots' Embarrass Secret Service

WASHINGTON - In a monumental failing of the U.S. Department of Robotics, twelve androids known by insiders as units "XJ1 through XJ12" have been dismantled following an embarrassing episode involving Colombian prostitutes. The unfortunate mishap...
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Funny story: Portsmouth Super Fan Welcomes Relegation

Portsmouth Super Fan Welcomes Relegation

Former Premier League and 2008 FA Cup winners, Portsmouth, face the possibility of relegation to the third tier of English football today. Proud Pompey will go down to the confusingly-named Division One if they fail to better Bristol City's result...
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Funny story: Penguin Crap Justifies Space Programme!

Penguin Crap Justifies Space Programme!

Ever since NASA raced to put men in the moon, critics have been questioning the need for the space programme. No longer! Space boffins have finally silenced the nay-sayers by using satellite technology to find where penguins go to relieve thems...
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Funny story: Matt Lucas On Saturday Kitchen Causes Exploding Head Outbreak

Matt Lucas On Saturday Kitchen Causes Exploding Head Outbreak

Hospitals throughout the country were on high alert today following Matt Lucas's appearance on popular cookery show, Saturday Kitchen. The first indication that it was going to be a busy day came at 10.05 when Mrs Lucinda Tremble, of Thorpe St And...
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Funny story: Ann Romney's Burdens of Motherhood Laid Bare

Ann Romney's Burdens of Motherhood Laid Bare

Earlier this week, former democratic lobbyist Hillary Rosen accused Ann Romney, wife of current GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney, of having "never worked a day in her life." Clearly incensed, Ann Romney took to a podium on her husband's campai...
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Funny story: Wet Wet Wet to reform and release a new album

Wet Wet Wet to reform and release a new album

Popular eighties tree piece band fronted by Marty Pellow are set to hit the come back trail and reform. "We've been working on a new album," said Marty Pellow, who's real name is Martin Pellow. "It's got some good stuff on it." The band are to...
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Funny story: The magic of The FA Cup - Semi-Final Predictions

The magic of The FA Cup - Semi-Final Predictions

After Paul The Octopus took the 2010 World Cup by storm by correctly picking the winner in eight successive world cup matches upto and including the final, Sloof Sport News today discovered a meerkat is now attempting to repeat the feat starting with the FA Cup semi-finals. Mystic Mikhov the Meerkat is A cousin of Russian Meerkat Alexsandr, who viewers may know from the Compare The Meerkat webs...
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Funny story: My week as a woman - day seven

My week as a woman - day seven

There was a sense of relief when I woke on day seven of my forfeit. My wife had decided I should feel the pains that a woman feels throughout a rather intense week. Having been through the pain of shopping, make-up, dressing, working, getting ready, dieting, going to the loo, undressing, walking, sitting, standing, lying, sleeping, meeting people, and many more, I felt that there was no more pain,...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Ties Burlington Bertie's Bow In Savoy Hotel Love Tryst

Lady Gaga Ties Burlington Bertie's Bow In Savoy Hotel Love Tryst

Okay, that was what several London tabloids were reporting yesterday. But is it true? "Absolutely not, it's a bunch of hooey," said Lady Gaga, who gave an exclusive interview to a Spoof reporter who happened to spot the famous duo sharing a cupp...
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Funny story: Brad Pitt Shocks Angelina Jolie With An Engagement Ring

Brad Pitt Shocks Angelina Jolie With An Engagement Ring

NEW YORK CITY - After enduring an emotional roller coaster ride with Angelina Jolie which spanned 6 years, Brad Pitt has finally decided to present the mother of six with an engagement ring. The ring which was FedExed to America from the famed Kin...
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Funny story: Mensa Accepts Four-Year-Old

Mensa Accepts Four-Year-Old

Today, Mensa, the exclusive club devoted to people with high IQs, accepted a four-year -old girl, prompting the question: If Mensa is so smart, why does it want to hang out with four-year-olds? To be sure, Tabitha Brady of Hampshire possesses an...
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Funny story: Historical Walks of Ye Olde Nottingham - Along Bulwell Main Street

Historical Walks of Ye Olde Nottingham - Along Bulwell Main Street

Join our guide for the day, Senior Citizen and Nottingham resident Bartholomew Utterswaite, for a walk down Along Bulwell Main Street today, comparing the same walk with that of 1963, when your guide was working on that same street. We stroll from what today is the KFC take away, at the end of Hucknall Lane along Main Street into Bulwell Market and the train and tram Station. We start off at...
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Funny story: North Korea Now Claims Satellite Launch Was a Success

North Korea Now Claims Satellite Launch Was a Success

Pyongyang NK: North Korea's much publicized satellite launch ended quickly in failure by not achieving orbit, greatly embarrassing the country's new leader Kim Jong Un. The three stage Unha-3 rocket and its weather satellite payload crashed into t...
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