There were 722 spoof news stories published in April 2012. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Angelina Jolie Explains Her Upskirt Photos

Angelina Jolie Explains Her Upskirt Photos

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie was in New York City on a promotional tour for her brand new line of perfume named Scent of Jolie. As the actress was getting out of a cab in downtown Manhattan several members of the Big Apple paparazzi managed to s...
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Funny story: The List of Ten Television Reality Shows That Were Rejected For 2012

The List of Ten Television Reality Shows That Were Rejected For 2012

HOLLYWOOD - The Television Coalition For Reality Show Development has just announced ten shows that have been rejected for 2012. Armstrong Jimmy Pennypocket senior executive director in charge of TTCFRSD, or TTC as it is known for short, stated that every year they are literally sent hundreds of reality show videos that producers hope get picked up. Pennypocket noted that usually TTC is righ...
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Funny story: Texas Nude Maid Service Being Looked Into By The Texas Rangers

Texas Nude Maid Service Being Looked Into By The Texas Rangers

LUBBOCK - The Texas panhandle city of Lubbock is noted for sorghum, tumbleweeds, prairie dogs, Texas Tech University, and for being the birthplace of Buddy Holly. But today, it is making national and international headlines due to the fact that T...
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Funny story: Ten Little Known Facts About Tonight Show Host Jay Leno

Ten Little Known Facts About Tonight Show Host Jay Leno

Jay Leno says that he loves hosting The Tonight Show so much that he plans on doing it when he is well into his 80s even if he has to do the stand up monologue using a walker. He recently told Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk that if he is ever fired by NBC that he would possibly consider burning down The Tonight Show studio. Leno acknowledged that he knows it will probably mean that...
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Funny story: God Sends Friend Request To Everyone On Facebook

God Sends Friend Request To Everyone On Facebook

New York, NY-- Facebook fans around the world awoke on Monday to find a friend request from God. People from all religions and all walks of life received the request at midnight local time--all 1,200,000,000 of them. With the request came a short m...
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Funny story: Miami Marlins Manager Ozzie Guillen Sticks His Baseball Cleats In His Mouth Once Again!

Miami Marlins Manager Ozzie Guillen Sticks His Baseball Cleats In His Mouth Once Again!

MIAMI - The manager of Major League Baseball's Miami Marlins, Ozzie Guillen has done gone and to quote Britney Spears "Oops...I Did It Again!" This time the native of Venezuela told some reporters that he really feels that former Cuban dictator Fi...
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Funny story: Betty White Denies That She Flashed Ron Paul At A Political Fundraiser

Betty White Denies That She Flashed Ron Paul At A Political Fundraiser

LOS ANGELES - Betty White, at the age of 90, is one of the few people in America who is older than GOP presidential candidate Ron Paul. Ms. White is best noted for having starred in the popular sit-com The Mary Tyler Moore Show where she portrayed...
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Funny story: Vampire Diaries Star Ian Somerhalder Says His and Co-Star Nina Dobrev's Romance Is Hotter Than The Sun In Mexico!

Vampire Diaries Star Ian Somerhalder Says His and Co-Star Nina Dobrev's Romance Is Hotter Than The Sun In Mexico!

CANCUN, Mexico - Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev stars of television's The Vampire Diaries flew down to Cancun, Mexico and spent three days having fun in the sun of the Mexican tropical state of Yucatan. Ian and Nina stayed at the luxurious Ole To...
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Funny story: The Upcoming Nasty Divorce: Heidi Klum Is Worth $70 Million - Seal Says "$70 Million Divided By Two Is $35 Million"

The Upcoming Nasty Divorce: Heidi Klum Is Worth $70 Million - Seal Says "$70 Million Divided By Two Is $35 Million"

LOS ANGELES - It appears that Seal's claws have finally come out and his soon-to-be-ex-wife Heidi Klum is doing some fancy backpedaling to keep from getting scratched financially speaking. The divorce between the black singer and the white super m...
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Funny story: Rihanna Talks Openly About Her "Switch Hitting" Rumors

Rihanna Talks Openly About Her "Switch Hitting" Rumors

MALIBU - Barbabos songstress Rihanna and her BFF Melissa Forde were out on the town and caused quite a stir as they walked hand-in-hand into the exquisite Ristorante Giorgio Baldi formerly The Jellyfish Tentacles Bar & Grill. Carolina Chipotle...
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Funny story: Bruno Mars To Star With Beyonce, Taylor Swift, and Selena Gomez In The Science Fiction Musical, "Doo-Wops & Hooligans"

Bruno Mars To Star With Beyonce, Taylor Swift, and Selena Gomez In The Science Fiction Musical, "Doo-Wops & Hooligans"

HOLLYWOOD - A spokesperson for rhythm and blues reggae singer Bruno Mars has just announced that the Honolulu native has just signed to appear in a motion picture. The science fiction musical titled Doo-Wops & Hooligans will also star popular...
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Funny story: A Humongous Jessica Simpson Denies That She's Having Triplets

A Humongous Jessica Simpson Denies That She's Having Triplets

HOLLYWOOD - It appears that Jessica Simpson has just about been pregnant longer than any celebrity in LaLaLand. Many of her fans believe that judging by the looks of her belly, the 31-year-old singer, actress, and former full-figured model is clos...
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Funny story: An NFL Football Fan Poll Overwhelmingly Suggests That The New Orleans Saints Need To Change Their Name

An NFL Football Fan Poll Overwhelmingly Suggests That The New Orleans Saints Need To Change Their Name

NEW YORK CITY - The sports magazine Sports Balls Illustrated Weekly has just released the results of their most recent NFL Internet Football Poll. Senior reporter Rufus Reno stated that his publication conducted the football poll and that they rec...
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Funny story: Political Facebook - Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich Discuss Mitt Romney

Political Facebook - Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich Discuss Mitt Romney

POLITICAL FACEBOOK Rick Santorum: Hey Newt are you there? 9:01 a.m. Newt Gingrich: Yeah Rick. I just finished having a piece of toast with some expensive butter that I have imported from Holland once a week. 9:04 a.m. Rick Santorum: Wow! I betcha it's good. 9:07 a.m. Newt Gingrich: Rick, it is so darn good, I actually hate to eat it. 9:11 a.m. Rick Santorum: Say Newt I just want...
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Funny story: Huge sinkhole suddenly swallows up Diana burial island

Huge sinkhole suddenly swallows up Diana burial island

Northamptonshire - "Sounded like someone flushing a gigantic bog," one of the Althorp House groundsmen said today as news of the disaster broke. Witnesses described how the burial island 'went down the plug hole' as a downpour wiped out the Prince...
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Funny story: Dick Clark Says His Death Was a Blooper, Vows to Return to Times Square for 2013

Dick Clark Says His Death Was a Blooper, Vows to Return to Times Square for 2013

Times Square - Dick Clark has no intention of resting in peace. The television pioneer has brushed off the massive heart attack which led to his death earlier this week, and is busy planning his traditional New Year's Eve broadcast from New York's Ti...
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Funny story: Katy Perry Goes Purple

Katy Perry Goes Purple

INDIO, California - Katy Perry showed up at The Coachella Music Festival wearing pink Daisy Duke shorts, a Los Angeles Dodgers jersey, a Chicago Bulls cap, and sporting a brand new hair look in regards to color. The big-eyed Perry proudly boasted...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney Has Finally Decided On His Official Campaign Song

Mitt Romney Has Finally Decided On His Official Campaign Song

JOLIET, Illinois - After six of Mitt Romney's campaign aides conducted an extensive song research the man who appears poised to be the representative of the GOP for the nation's highest office has finally announced his official campaign song. Will...
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Funny story: 20 Different Management Styles Explained - with examples

20 Different Management Styles Explained - with examples

1) Managing by walking faster than the employees: You will usually always see these kind of managers in the corridor, ten steps away. "We'll have to talk" you can hear them say, just as they have disappeared around the corner! Management Examples: Tony Blair, Gordon Brown, David Cameron, Margaret Thatcher, Road Runner. 2) Managing by staring out of the window: These managers you usually m...
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Funny story: Demi Moore Pleads With Ashton Kutcher To Take Her Back - AK Replies "Ah, That Ship Has Sailed!"

Demi Moore Pleads With Ashton Kutcher To Take Her Back - AK Replies "Ah, That Ship Has Sailed!"

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Close friends of Demi Moore are very concerned about the health and well-being of the former "Cougar" wife of Ashton Kutcher. They say that all of a sudden the 49-year-old Moore truly believes that her former "Boy Toy" actually w...
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Funny story: President Obama Reveals That The U.S. Secret Service - Colombian Hooker Story Was Simply A CIA Diversionary Ploy

President Obama Reveals That The U.S. Secret Service - Colombian Hooker Story Was Simply A CIA Diversionary Ploy

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden speaking from the White House Rose Garden informed the members of the White House press corps not to be concerned about the so called HookerGate incident. The vice-president stated that President Obama h...
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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Remarks About The Provocative Cabo San Lucas, Mexico Photos of Her And Russell Brand

Kate Gosselin Remarks About The Provocative Cabo San Lucas, Mexico Photos of Her And Russell Brand

HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand and Kate Gosselin recently returned from spending three days and four nights down in beautiful Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. The couple stayed at The Puffy Taco Resort & Casino which is co-owned by Ryan Seacrest and Steven...
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Funny story: Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski To Star In "Crocodile Dundee Vs. The Voluptuous Vajazzled Vampires of Vienna"

Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski To Star In "Crocodile Dundee Vs. The Voluptuous Vajazzled Vampires of Vienna"

HOLLYWOOD - It has been three years since Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski last reprised their roles of Crocodile Dundee and his girlfriend of 26 years Sue Charlton in the motion picture Crocodile Dundee 4 - The Big Snapper Years. Hogan recently sp...
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Funny story: The NBA Suspends L.A. Laker Metta World Peace (The Player Formerly Known As Ron Artest) For 7 Games

The NBA Suspends L.A. Laker Metta World Peace (The Player Formerly Known As Ron Artest) For 7 Games

NEW YORK CITY - NBA Commissioner David Stern handed out a stern suspension to the elbow-throwing Los Angeles Laker Metta World Peace. Commissioner Stern addressed the sports media that had assembled in the sports department at Macy's Department St...
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Funny story: Ke$ha To Be The Opening Act On Rihanna and Chris Brown's "Forgiveness Concert Tour"

Ke$ha To Be The Opening Act On Rihanna and Chris Brown's "Forgiveness Concert Tour"

ATLANTA - A spokesperson for hip hop rapper Chris Brown has just announced that the plans for The 2012 Rihanna and Chris Brown "Forgiveness Concert Tour" have been finalized. The couple will kick off their 29-city concert tour at The Tumblin' Tumb...
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Funny story: Fucking Village To Change Name

Fucking Village To Change Name

The village of Fucking, which is just north of Salzburg in Austria, has decided to ballot residents on a change of name. This move follows years of ridicule and being the butt of many poor taste jokes. The village dates back to the middle ages and...
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Funny story: New Orleans Saints Owner Tom Benson Hints That Due To "BountyGate" He May Be Moving The Team To San Antonio

New Orleans Saints Owner Tom Benson Hints That Due To "BountyGate" He May Be Moving The Team To San Antonio

NEW ORLEANS - The New Orleans Saints have had more ups and downs than a Six Flags Over Texas Theme Park roller coaster. The team has been hit with BountyGate and Head Coach Sean Payton has been suspended for the entire football season. Several oth...
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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Confesses That Her Nude Posing Days Are Definitely Over

Pamela Anderson Confesses That Her Nude Posing Days Are Definitely Over

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson was recently interviewed by iRumors at an IHIPHOP Soul Food Restaurant in West Hollywood. Anderson sat at the bar in a zebra striped tube top and matching short shorts as she spoke with reporter Taffeta Kixx. She w...
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Funny story: NATO hero thwarted Thatcher's attempt to nuke Buenos Aires

NATO hero thwarted Thatcher's attempt to nuke Buenos Aires

London - A top NATO intelligence official forcibly prevented Mrs Thatcher from nuking the hell out of Buenos Aires during the Falklands conflict according to classified defence papers to be published next week. The documents describe the Downing S...
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Funny story: Political Facebook - Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, and Sarah Palin

Political Facebook - Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, and Sarah Palin

POLITICAL FACEBOOK Newt Gingrich: Hi Rick. Well old pal it looks like I'm done. I don't have a snowballs chance in hell of beating "Old Mittens." 10:01 a.m. Rick Santorum: I hear you Newton. I am feeling the same way. I don't think I've been this disappointed since back in high school when I asked the head cheerleader, Sadie Sue Von Buttermilk to the prom and she told me that she wanted to...
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Funny story: Heidi Montag's New Reality Show "Heidi Talks Politics" Is Cancelled After Airing Just 2 Episodes

Heidi Montag's New Reality Show "Heidi Talks Politics" Is Cancelled After Airing Just 2 Episodes

LOS ANGELES - According to Heidi Montag's personal hair stylist FuFi Fondue, she is absolutely crushed at the news that her brand new cable reality show has been cancelled after only airing two episodes. The show titled Heidi Talks Politics was re...
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Funny story: Beijing Warns China Will Attack If Philippine Naval Buildup In Calituban Bohol Continues

Beijing Warns China Will Attack If Philippine Naval Buildup In Calituban Bohol Continues

The Philippine-China conflict over ownership of the Spratlys has reached a critical point warns international analysts as Beijing raised a protest against the Philippine Navy's massive buildup. According to Beijing, satellite imagery taken in early A...
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Funny story: Bettany Hughes Admirers Warn Off Frustrated Alice Roberts Fans

Bettany Hughes Admirers Warn Off Frustrated Alice Roberts Fans

Admirers of historian Bettany Hughes are sending out warning signals to fans of rival TV boffin babe, Alice Roberts, as they prepare to watch her latest series, Divine Women tonight. As has been reported in these pages ad nauseum followers of anat...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars - Katherine Jenkins Has The Best Looking Legs in The History of The Dance Show

Dancing With The Stars - Katherine Jenkins Has The Best Looking Legs in The History of The Dance Show

HOLLYWOOD - Judge Carrie Ann Inaba paid opera singer Katherine Jenkins quite a compliment as she stated after Jenkins and her partner Mark Ballas had performed their Argentine Tango that the Welsh singer has the best looking legs of any female contes...
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Funny story: Joan Rivers Denies That Her And Rush Limbaugh Were Once Lovers

Joan Rivers Denies That Her And Rush Limbaugh Were Once Lovers

MANHATTAN - Joan Rivers was back at her old stomping grounds in the Big Apple visiting a couple of old friends; her gynecologist, Dr. Abdul Goldengrass and her cellulite specialist, Dr. Okaloosa Luluette Lickachevski. Rivers, who is known as "The...
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Funny story: Kathy Griffin Agrees To Enroll In An Anger Management Class

Kathy Griffin Agrees To Enroll In An Anger Management Class

LOS ANGELES - Kathy Griffin has admitted that the stress from appearing on the cable show My Life On The D List has finally gotten to her. She was recently at the Haven of Hair Salon in Beverly Hills where she was getting her hair done. Her hai...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell Offers Justin Bieber $15 Million To Be A Judge On X-Factor

Simon Cowell Offers Justin Bieber $15 Million To Be A Judge On X-Factor

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell has already signed Britney Spears to fill one of the two X-Factor judges positions vacated when the "Viceroy of Venom" fired Paula Abdul and Nicole Scherzinger back in January. Reports are several noted celebrities have tu...
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Funny story: Bank of America Joins Forces with Astrology.web to Introduce Automatic Fortune Teller Machine

Bank of America Joins Forces with Astrology.web to Introduce Automatic Fortune Teller Machine

Bank of America, in partnership with Astrology.web, recently announced its latest initiative: the Automatic Fortune Teller Machine, which combines modern-day financial technology with age-old astrological principles. Millions of AFTMs will become ava...
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Funny story: Another Dancing With The Stars Shocker! One of This Year's Favorites Colton Dixon Sent Back To Tennessee

Another Dancing With The Stars Shocker! One of This Year's Favorites Colton Dixon Sent Back To Tennessee

HOLLYWOOD - Well even Woody The Wonder Woodchuck who had correctly picked four of the five American Idol singers who have gone home was wrong as one of this year's favorites Colton Dixon was eliminated. A total of 53 million votes were cast by a t...
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Funny story: Elderly man arrested in NC carrying a placard that reads-"Will Work for Sex!"

Elderly man arrested in NC carrying a placard that reads-"Will Work for Sex!"

Reverend T. J. McCorkle of Louisburg,NC, was arrested late yesterday afternoon at the intersection of Hwy 561 and Hwy 401 in Louisburg, NC. He was carrying a sign that reads---"Will Work for Sex. Police say they had observed Reverend McCrkle fo...
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Funny story: North Korea Warns Beijing On Philippines Plan To Annex China

North Korea Warns Beijing On Philippines Plan To Annex China

North Korea has issued a warning to Beijing suggesting the Philippines had planned to occupy and possibly annex China in the next few years through a series of subtle migration of Filipino workers to Chinese cities. Pyongyang discovered through c...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell's obsession with Cheryl Cole goes too far.

Simon Cowell's obsession with Cheryl Cole goes too far.

TV mogul Simon Cowell is reported to be 'devastated' concerning continuing revelations leaked from his unofficial autobiography which is due to be released next month. According to sources, pint-sized, ego-maniac Cowell had no idea as to the conte...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Tells Nadya "OctoMom" Suleman That She'll Take All 14 of Her Kids - Brad Pitt Goes Ballistic!

Angelina Jolie Tells Nadya "OctoMom" Suleman That She'll Take All 14 of Her Kids - Brad Pitt Goes Ballistic!

PROVENCE, France - Angelina Jolie read an article about the financial plight of Nadya Suleman alias "OctoMom" in the supermarket tabloid Say What? and she decided to contact the mother of 14. Jolie was able to obtain Suleman's phone number from La...
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Funny story: NASA Asks Americans for Mars Mission Ideas; Martians Respond

NASA Asks Americans for Mars Mission Ideas; Martians Respond

Ask and you shall receive. But NASA is receiving more than it asked for when it requested that Americans come up with suggestions for future trips to Mars. Not only is it hearing from Americans. It's also receiving input from Martians! And, u...
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Funny story: Great Britain's Ye Merry Olde Rehab Clinic Wants To Speak With (The Beautiful) Samantha Brick As Soon As Possible

Great Britain's Ye Merry Olde Rehab Clinic Wants To Speak With (The Beautiful) Samantha Brick As Soon As Possible

LONDON - Nigel Winston Buckingshire, the director of the famed Ye Olde Merry Rehab Clinic of Upper Tooting, has been informed about a situation that needs his immediate attention. According to Neville Twickenbuck of Tickety Boo News, a woman named...
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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher and Rihanna Seen Playing Tonsil Hockey On Catalina Island

Ashton Kutcher and Rihanna Seen Playing Tonsil Hockey On Catalina Island

CATALINA ISLAND - It appears that Rihanna keeps doing things to confuse her multitude of fans and keep them guessing as to what she is doing and whom she is doing it with. A few weeks ago there was rampant speculation that Rihanna had gotten back...
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Funny story: Due To The New Orleans Saints "BountyGate" and Now "MicrophoneGate" The NFL Ruling Commission Is Seriously Considering Banning The Saints From The NFL

Due To The New Orleans Saints "BountyGate" and Now "MicrophoneGate" The NFL Ruling Commission Is Seriously Considering Banning The Saints From The NFL

NEW ORLEANS - Well it certainly appears that with the latest "Hidden Microphone" development the New Orleans Saints have just about showed the world of professional football that they would be much better suited operating in the professional wrestlin...
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Funny story: Michael Jordan Owner of The Charlotte Bobcats Who Are (5-57) Announces That He Will Not Be Renaming The Team The Kitty Cats

Michael Jordan Owner of The Charlotte Bobcats Who Are (5-57) Announces That He Will Not Be Renaming The Team The Kitty Cats

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - Michael Jordan, the owner of the Charlotte Bobcats, who have only won 7 games and lost 57 says that he wants to dispel some rumors that are going around the NBA locker rooms. First of all the wants it known that he is n...
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Funny story: Salford woman wins the Manchester Marathon

Salford woman wins the Manchester Marathon

The Manchester Marathon was won today by a forty-two year old woman from Salford called Annette Fisher. "I hadn't even realised I'd entered the marathon," said Ms Fisher. "I'd hung my bed sheets out on the line because it was quite windy and I th...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Vagina Disappointed By Not Making Any Public Appearences

Paris Hilton's Vagina Disappointed By Not Making Any Public Appearences

Paris Hilton has been flying below the radar lately much to the dismay of her vagina. Paris use to be infamous for flaunting her privates in public. Paris was in fact the catalyst behind all the Lindsay Lohan flashes and Britney Spears splashes.
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Funny story: Howard Stern's Tiny Penis Is Growing Bigger From Being An America's Got Talent Judge

Howard Stern's Tiny Penis Is Growing Bigger From Being An America's Got Talent Judge

Shock Jock Howard Stern, who for many years has made it public information that his penis is tiny, itsie bitsie, little and embarrassing in general, has been astounded by the results he has been getting from being a judge on the popular television sh...
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Funny story: Snooker player John Virgo to come out of retirement

Snooker player John Virgo to come out of retirement

Snooker legend John Virgo has shocked the sporting world today after he announced that he is to come out of retirement and return to the snooker table. Virgo, 66, who during his original 20 year snooker career won a grand total of 0 world ranking...
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Funny story: Strange Old English Laws: Real or Myth?

Strange Old English Laws: Real or Myth?

The Law Commission has proposed the abolition of 800 antiquated laws, but there is a wealth of mythology about what is and isn't illegal. For instance, it is well known that urinating in a public building is an offence. And yet by sticking a draw...
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Funny story: Dorking Porn Star Couple Axed For Excessive Flatulence On Set

Dorking Porn Star Couple Axed For Excessive Flatulence On Set

Dorking's own famous porn star couple, Tracy Storm and Harry Knutsford were sent packing from the set of Hollywood adult movie extravaganza, 'By Jove, That's A Stonker!' by Director, Phil Cleavage, after apparently suffering from excessive flatulence...
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Funny story: Top-10 Top-Secret Dating Tips for Men!

Top-10 Top-Secret Dating Tips for Men!

Men, is your dating life DOA? Not to worry! These top-secret tips from NYC's #1 professional matchmaker will put the "life" back in your love: 1) Don't be a douchebag! Yes, it's true that ladies loooove douchebags - but they love non-douchebags even more! You can get plenty of trashy booty by acting like a jerk, but if you're interested in some seriously high-class love, acting like a decent, c...
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Funny story: Unfit, Overweight Vegetarian and Vegan Inspire Millions of Americans to Go Veg

Unfit, Overweight Vegetarian and Vegan Inspire Millions of Americans to Go Veg

Ingrid Newkirk, President of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), and Kevin Lawson, President of the National Vegetarian Society, knew they needed a new approach to recruiting new vegetarians and vegans. "Americans weren't relating...
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Funny story: West Ham lose Olympic Stadium Bid

West Ham lose Olympic Stadium Bid

West Ham United learnt today that they will not become tenants of the Olympic Stadium after the completion of the 2012 London Olympics. A study carried out by the London Sport & Tourism Executive concluded that West Ham's history of poor resul...
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Funny story: Are Your Fish Getting Enough Exercise?

Are Your Fish Getting Enough Exercise?

The problem with home aquariums is that they're too small and confining. The fish can't swim the natural distances they need to get sufficient exercise. I was thinking about this the other day when I realized that someone should invent a treadmill for fish. It can be called the Sea Master or the Fin Cycle or some other cute name. Some entrepreneur will work out the details, make an infome...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton, Cameron Diaz, and Samantha Brick To Star In "We're Just Too Darn Pretty For Words"

Paris Hilton, Cameron Diaz, and Samantha Brick To Star In "We're Just Too Darn Pretty For Words"

HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that TouchRock Pictures in association with Cinema Castle Films will soon begin production on Sheboygan Saddlewood's We're Just Too Darn Pretty For Words. The motion picture will star Paris Hilton, Cam...
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Funny story: Al Gore Admits Global Warming 'Just A Big Scam For Suckers'

Al Gore Admits Global Warming 'Just A Big Scam For Suckers'

Los Angeles, CA-- The algore finally admitted today what millions of people already know. The whole global warming/climate change nonsense has been one big scam right from the beginning. The former vice-president was in a jolly mood as he talked to...
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Funny story: Bubba Watson's Masters Victory Wife and Car by Nostradamus

Bubba Watson's Masters Victory Wife and Car by Nostradamus

Five hundred years ago Nostradamus wrote his prophecies in code and he predicted three antichrists. Nostradamus said that the first antichrist would be named 'Napaulon Roy', Napoleon. Nostradamus predicted that the second antichrist would be 'Hister', Adolf Hitler. Nostradamus wrote that the third antichrist would be named 'Mabus', Ayatollah Mesbah Yazdi the true power behind the throne in Iran wh...
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Funny story: Local Man Refuses To Spoof Samantha Brick Over Daily Mail Article

Local Man Refuses To Spoof Samantha Brick Over Daily Mail Article

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, a dashingly handsome 27 year old mountaineer, survivalist, and part time factory worker with a vivid imagination, today refused to write a satirical article of any description about Samantha Brick. "I'm not doing it.
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Funny story: North Korea Blames Philippines For Rocket Failure

North Korea Blames Philippines For Rocket Failure

North Korea has attributed the recent rocket launch failure to the Philippines. According to Pyongyang, the North Korean rocket was subjected to electronic warfare waged by Philippine IT experts hidden in a bunker deep under Malacanang, the president...
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Funny story: Pope Admits God Probably Doesn't Exist But Encourages Catholics to Get Imaginary God Friend

Pope Admits God Probably Doesn't Exist But Encourages Catholics to Get Imaginary God Friend

Catholics everywhere were flabbergasted when, merely days after celebrating his 85th birthday, Pope Benedict XVI issued a formal statement acknowledging that God probably does not exist. Nevertheless, the Pope assured believers worldwide that they we...
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Funny story: Will Alan Hansen Ever Shut Up About Balotelli And Actually Criticise Liverpool?

Will Alan Hansen Ever Shut Up About Balotelli And Actually Criticise Liverpool?

If BBC coverage is anything to go by, at least according to the vampiric looking TV pundit Alan Hansen, Manchester City are a club in crisis, yet everything in the Anfield garden is looking distinctly rosy. Hansen's criticism of City striker Mario...
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Funny story: X-Factor's Simon Cowell Very Disappointed That American Idol Has Just Given Ryan Seacrest A $30 Million Contract Extension

X-Factor's Simon Cowell Very Disappointed That American Idol Has Just Given Ryan Seacrest A $30 Million Contract Extension

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The word out of LaLaLand is that reality show mogul Simon Cowell is absolutely devastated that Ryan Seacrest will not be signing on to be the new X-Factor host like he had hoped. Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest has just been given an ama...
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Funny story: Why Babies Now Take Longer To Be Born

Why Babies Now Take Longer To Be Born

An American research study on childbirth shows that, on average, labor takes longer now in comparison to 50 years ago. A Spoof reporter, seeking to understand what's behind these findings, interviewed a sample of new moms and newborns (you guessed...
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Funny story: Philippines Brace For North Korea Rocket Impact - Nuclear Warhead Could Destroy Cebu

Philippines Brace For North Korea Rocket Impact - Nuclear Warhead Could Destroy Cebu

Philippine President Noynoy Aquino has ordered the Philippine Armed Forces to DEFCON 1 as North Korea's Kim Jong-un orders a rerouting of North Korea's ballistic missile towards the Philippine islands. North Korea rerouted the launch path after Japan...
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Funny story: American Idol Shocker! The Best Singer Jessica Sanchez Is The Lowest Vote Getter, But The Judges Save Her From Elimination

American Idol Shocker! The Best Singer Jessica Sanchez Is The Lowest Vote Getter, But The Judges Save Her From Elimination

HOLLYWOOD - In what is probably the biggest shock in the entire eleven seasons of American Idol, the odds-on-favorite to win Jessica Sanchez actually received the fewest votes of all of the seven contestants. But she was graciously saved thanks to...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to Marry at the North Pole

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to Marry at the North Pole

A cool site for a wedding. In more ways than one, according to the happy couple. And a possible side effect, say Angie and Brad, is that many of the paparazzi (frozen turnips!) may choose to stay home. Ever since a Norwegian explorer married...
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Funny story: Alice Roberts Fans Not Holding Their Breath Over Woolly Mammoth Doc

Alice Roberts Fans Not Holding Their Breath Over Woolly Mammoth Doc

Patient and long-suffering fans of top TV boffin totty Alice Roberts will be breathing easy tonight when she presents a BBC programme on the woolly mammoth. Anthropologist Dr Roberts has delighted TV viewers over the last few years with her contri...
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Funny story: UPS Exposed: No Packages Delivered Since 2008!

UPS Exposed: No Packages Delivered Since 2008!

To millions of Americans who, for years, have encountered difficulties in receiving packages scheduled for delivery by the United Parcel Service, it arguably came as little surprise when an investigation by the Federal Bureau of Investigation recentl...
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Funny story: Joan Rivers Says That Christina Aguilera Needs To Cut Back On The Burgers, Pizza, and Burritos

Joan Rivers Says That Christina Aguilera Needs To Cut Back On The Burgers, Pizza, and Burritos

MANHATTAN - Reality TV star Joan Rivers, who stars in Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best? and The Fashion Police was having lunch with her plain-featured platitudinous daughter Melissa at the highly popular Cinderella Cafeteria. The two Yiddish gals were easily overheard talking about having watched Christina Aguilera perform the other night on The Voice. Joan, 78, who was having a spinach...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says She May Be Getting Ready To Toss Her Red Hunting Cap Into The GOP Presidential Ring

Sarah Palin Says She May Be Getting Ready To Toss Her Red Hunting Cap Into The GOP Presidential Ring

NEW YORK CITY - Sarah Palin, the woman who popularized moose hunting from state owned helicopters, has said that there are lots of people who have jealously remarked that they would like for her to do the Republican party a favor and stay out of the...
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Funny story: Ron Paul Solves Jobs Crisis: 4-Day Work-Week!

Ron Paul Solves Jobs Crisis: 4-Day Work-Week!

In a flash of insight he calls divine inspiration, presidential hopeful Ron Paul singlehandedly discovered the solution to the nation's current job crisis: scaling down the work-week from five days to four. "It's so obvious!" exclaimed Paul to joy...
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Funny story: One Direction V The Beatles To The Death

One Direction V The Beatles To The Death

One Direction have admitted that they see a lot of the aspects of what made the Beatles famous in themselves. Back and to the Left didn't know that the Beatles had 26 different writers on their debut album, but then again we spent a lot of the sixtie...
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Funny story: Dorking Base Jumper Killed In Tragic Accident

Dorking Base Jumper Killed In Tragic Accident

One of the world's lesser known base jumpers was killed today, whilst attempting a base jump which went tragically wrong. The Dorking base jumper, Albert Plummet, was attempting another daring base jump from Leith Hill Tower, just a stone's throw...
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Funny story: Jeremy Lin's Knee Has "had it"

Jeremy Lin's Knee Has "had it"

In an interview with ESPN's Michael Breen Saturday, Jeremy Lin's left knee announced it's decision to suspend any and all rigorous physical activity on the part of its host in an attempt to "put some chill on all the 'Linsanity' bullshit." "Serio...
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Funny story: Denis Leary Sees His Truck TV Commercials Riding Off Into The Sunset Due To His Insensitive Remarks About Dick Clark

Denis Leary Sees His Truck TV Commercials Riding Off Into The Sunset Due To His Insensitive Remarks About Dick Clark

NEW YORK CITY - Denis Leary, who used to be a comedian, has found himself in hot water for making very insensitive, hate-filled remarks about the late music icon giant Dick Clark. Leary, who is best noted for ah, let me see. Ah...oh yeah those For...
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Funny story: Zimmerman Vindicated: Cries For "Help" Were Trayvon Martin's

Zimmerman Vindicated: Cries For "Help" Were Trayvon Martin's

SANFORD, FL - Voice analysis experts examining audio evidence in the Trayvon Martin case have determined that the voice heard yelling for "help" in the 911 calls likely belonged to Trayvon Martin, and not George Zimmerman. In response, Sanford P...
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Funny story: Bank of America Files for Bankruptcy After President/CEO Duped Into Signing Blank Check

Bank of America Files for Bankruptcy After President/CEO Duped Into Signing Blank Check

To the shock and horror of its millions of customers worldwide, Bank of America filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy after President and CEO Brian Moynihan signed a blank check for an innocent-looking eight-year-old girl named Katrina Darling. A mortifi...
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Funny story: Bruno Mars - "Run me over"

Bruno Mars - "Run me over"

If you don't feel like doing anything today, you are not alone - even if you don't wish to 'hang loose' like global megastar Bruno Mars. However, if you are determined to do nothing and can afford to, you are subsequently unlikely to start catchin...
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Funny story: Manchester United Denied Penalty

Manchester United Denied Penalty

There was a shock at Old Trafford on Sunday as Manchester United were denied a penalty after Ashley Young's blatant dive. After the match, Sir Alex "Cheating Wanker" Ferguson was incensed, saying "I haven't seen the replay but that was a certain pena...
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Funny story: Refurbished 'Sex-Bots' Embarrass Secret Service

Refurbished 'Sex-Bots' Embarrass Secret Service

WASHINGTON - In a monumental failing of the U.S. Department of Robotics, twelve androids known by insiders as units "XJ1 through XJ12" have been dismantled following an embarrassing episode involving Colombian prostitutes. The unfortunate mishap...
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Funny story: Alex Ferguson admits Manchester United's success is not down to him

Alex Ferguson admits Manchester United's success is not down to him

Manchester United manager, Alex Ferguson has admitted that he is not responsible for the success of Manchester United this year. "It's nothing to do with me," he said. Actually, he said "E now tude wimmy" but a translator offered the correct pronu...
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Funny story: NASA Space Shuttle Discovery Secretly Plans Second Career

NASA Space Shuttle Discovery Secretly Plans Second Career

Retired by NASA, he's being dumped at the Smithsonian Institute in Wash., D. C., and he's not at all happy about it. In a special "after-hours" (that's when the space shuttles have a magical ability to talk, an ability limited to about eight hou...
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Funny story: A Listing of Names of Countries And Where Their Names Came From

A Listing of Names of Countries And Where Their Names Came From

World renown expert on countries Zorbatini Teakettle has just published his 17th book. His latest publication is titled The Origin of The Word Samoa and Some More Country Name Origins. Mr. Teakettle, a native of Woonsocket, Rhode Island, has personally traveled to 195 of the world's 196 countries. He recently appeared on The View and was asked by co-host Whoopi Goldberg, which is the only c...
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Funny story: Paulina Gretzky To Protest In Bahrain - Naked

Paulina Gretzky To Protest In Bahrain - Naked

(API)- Paulina Gretzky, daughter of hockey player, Wayne Gretzky, has publicly stated that she plans to protest human rights abuses in Bahrain by running up and down pit row in nothing but her smile during the F1 grand prix. Ms. Gretzky, who rece...
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Funny story: Health Minister Andrew Lansley classifies 'Binge Spoofing' as a Mental Personality Disorder!

Health Minister Andrew Lansley classifies 'Binge Spoofing' as a Mental Personality Disorder!

Bartholomew Utterswaithe (65), a former Street Gas Lamp Wick-trimmer, lighter, and extinguisher from Nottingham, is the first person to be officially graded/classified as a 'Binge Spoofer' by the NHS. We visited Mr Utterswaithe's GP, a very pretty...
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Funny story: Aceh quakes trigger massive gas bubble in Chevron's Barrow Island Gorgon project

Aceh quakes trigger massive gas bubble in Chevron's Barrow Island Gorgon project

Indonesia - Two huge shocks that rattled the quake-torn province of Aceh, Indonesia this morning may have dislodged vast sub-oceanic reserves of trapped natural gas off the coast of Western Australia according to reports. The Carnarvon Basin gas f...
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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI Plays April Fool's Joke with a Condom

Pope Benedict XVI Plays April Fool's Joke with a Condom

In a quick visit to the U.S. before Holy Week, Pope Benedict XVI decided to play a little joke. Pope Benedict XVI stopped in several Midwestern cities to voice his support for the Catholic Church's crusade against "reproductive health" and the so...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Welsh Singer Katherine Jenkins Is Warned By Fellow Welshman Steve Jones Ex-Host of The X-Factor About Mark "The Lark" Ballas

Dancing With The Stars Welsh Singer Katherine Jenkins Is Warned By Fellow Welshman Steve Jones Ex-Host of The X-Factor About Mark "The Lark" Ballas

HOLLYWOOD - One of the most beautiful contestants to ever appear on Dancing With The Stars, Katherine Jenkins of Wales, has just received a word of warning from a fellow countrymen. Miss Jenkins, a fabulous opera singer, received a text message fr...
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Funny story: The NBA Player Formerly Known As Ron Artest and Now Called Metta World Peace Shows That His New Name Is Nothing But A Joke

The NBA Player Formerly Known As Ron Artest and Now Called Metta World Peace Shows That His New Name Is Nothing But A Joke

LOS ANGELES - Apparently someone forgot to remind Los Angeles Lakers player Metta World Peace, formerly known as Ron Artest, that he plays in the NBA, the National Basketball Association and not in the WWF, the World Wrestling Federation. Tango Br...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Keep Denying They're An Item - But We All Know Better

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Keep Denying They're An Item - But We All Know Better

BEVERLY HILLS - Kim Kardashian was sitting in a plush chair at FuFi Fondue's Haven of Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive when she was asked by Fondue how things were going with her and her new love interest Kanye West. Kim grinned and said that she really...
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Funny story: Dalglish For The Chop Following April Fool's Day Debacle

Dalglish For The Chop Following April Fool's Day Debacle

Insiders today reported that Kenny Dalglish faces the sack at his beloved Anfield, following yet another Liverpool defeat - their sixth in seven games - away to Newcastle United, with the Geordies running out easy winners by a 2-0 margin. In a dis...
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Funny story: Carol Vorderman Reveals The Truth About Why Piers Morgan Reduced Her To Tears In TV Show

Carol Vorderman Reveals The Truth About Why Piers Morgan Reduced Her To Tears In TV Show

Former Countdown maths whizz, and student 'older lady' wank fantasy, Carol Vorderman - arse of the year winner on several occasions, and oft regarded as 'Thinking Man's Crumpet' - today revealed the real reason about why she was reduced to tears on P...
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Funny story: Glenn "Crybaby" Beck States That He Will Cry A Lot of Tears If Mitt Romney Is The GOP Presidential Candidate

Glenn "Crybaby" Beck States That He Will Cry A Lot of Tears If Mitt Romney Is The GOP Presidential Candidate

POCATELLO, Idaho - Glenn Beck was in Pocatello visiting one of the largest potato museums in the world, The Spud Land Museum & Gift Shop. He was accompanied by his 4-year-old niece Daisy Parpaletti, who looks just like him except she's a lot smaller, she's a girl, and she does not cry anywhere near as much as her uncle. Beck was asked by Mistletoe Bulova, a very pretty reporter with The...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Former Secret Service Agent Explains Why He Was 'Checking Her Out'

Sarah Palin's Former Secret Service Agent Explains Why He Was 'Checking Her Out'

WASHINGTON, D.C. - It appears that the "Loose Moose" AKA Sarah Palin, is back and this time she is wishing and hoping that, unlike the last time, someone pays attention to her. But as comedian Zydeco Dupree recently said at The Giggle Giggle Comed...
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Funny story: Bank of America Expresses Solidarity with Occupy Wall Street Activists by Handing Out Credit Card Applications at Occupy Events

Bank of America Expresses Solidarity with Occupy Wall Street Activists by Handing Out Credit Card Applications at Occupy Events

Bank of America CEO Brian Moynihan is grateful and proud to be part of the 1% that possess nearly all of the nation's wealth. Nevertheless, Moynihan hasn't forgotten about the 99% who aren't quite so fortunate - far from it. "I've been blessed," h...
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Funny story: Confused Occupy Wall Street Activist Defends Trayvon Martin's Killer George Zimmerman

Confused Occupy Wall Street Activist Defends Trayvon Martin's Killer George Zimmerman

Yesterday in Zuccotti Park, New York City, headquarters of the Occupy Wall Street movement, confused Occupy activist Jonas Field spoke up on behalf of George Zimmerman, the self-appointed Neighborhood Watch guard who shot and killed unarmed African-A...
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