Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Turns Down The Offer To Be The Official Spokesperson For Rush Limbaugh's New Line of Cigars

Monica Lewinsky Turns Down The Offer To Be The Official Spokesperson For Rush Limbaugh's New Line of Cigars

NEW YORK CITY - There is probably no male in America who is more associated with cigars that Rush Limbaugh. The GOP talk show mouthpiece can usually be seen with a big 12-incher hanging from his mouth. Limbaugh scoffs at those political pundits wh...
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Funny story: Ancient Egyptian winged disc dazzles across the London skyline

Ancient Egyptian winged disc dazzles across the London skyline

London - A silvery sliver of a cirrus cloud filament complete with feathery down-arching end curls blazed a trail at sunset tonight across the waxing Harvest Moon. The dazzling spectacle exactly mirrored the ancient Egyptian Book of the Dead's Win...
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Funny story: QPR go back to the future

QPR go back to the future

New QPR supremo Tony Fernades has revealed more plans to restore some of QPR's past back into the Club, after Flavio Briatore and Bernie Ecclestone almost ripped up its heritage. "I've had calls to bring back this, and bring back that, and some of...
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Funny story: Fashion Designer Gulnara Karimova Slays The Competition at NY Fashion Week

Fashion Designer Gulnara Karimova Slays The Competition at NY Fashion Week

People at New York's fashion week are up in arms protesting the showing of Gulnara Karimova's new clothing line. Why are they up in arms? Gulnara Karimova is a high ranking officer in her Dictator Father's government. There are accusations that he...
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Funny story: Italians Want Grimsby Landmark

Italians Want Grimsby Landmark

The landscape of Grimsby could soon be changing with the news that the famous Dock Tower may be dismantled and shipped to Italy. Civil engineers in Siena have discovered huge cracks in the 663 year old Torre de Mangia, the famous landmark on the...
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Funny story: Virus Checkers to be installed on cars

Virus Checkers to be installed on cars

Engineers at Cambridge university have shown that modern computers in cars are vulnerable to being hacked. "The computers in cars control ever more of the car's functions these days," said Professor Lee Gate, who led the team that attempted to hac...
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Funny story: Controversial Game show 'Second Chance' to air in October

Controversial Game show 'Second Chance' to air in October

Everyone deserves a second chance...or do they? This is the premise of a controversial new reality show to air in the autumn. The show's contestants are made up of a group of social pariahs who, most would agree are beyond the pale, and many would be...
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Funny story: John Boehner held back tears during Obama's speach

John Boehner held back tears during Obama's speach

Washington--Speaker of the House John Boehner told reporters gathered outside his office that he did his best to hold back tears as Obama gave his speech in front of both houses of Congress. "His speech was so inspiring. I now have a greater unde...
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Funny story: Darth Vader Films Public Service Announcement About Emphysema

Darth Vader Films Public Service Announcement About Emphysema

Los Angeles, CA-- The dark visage of Darth Vader will appear on television screens, beginning in October. The Sith Lord is making a public service announcement (PSA), to warn people of the dangers of emphysema. The evil man wants to warn other pote...
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Funny story: Train Spotting makes it into the Psychologists Handbook

Train Spotting makes it into the Psychologists Handbook

The definitive guide to what is a mental illness and what is normal behaviour is due for release at the end of the month. Previous additions to the tome have been ADHD and body dismorphia. "Until it is in the book," said the Handbook's editor,...
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Funny story: '9/11 UFO mothership' behind US/Mexico power outage seen over Balmoral Castle

'9/11 UFO mothership' behind US/Mexico power outage seen over Balmoral Castle

Scotland - Its Ground Zero 10th anniversary lap of honor sucked the West Coast power grid supplying five million Arizona, California and Mexico homes on Thursday. This morning the same alien flagship was spotted hovering close to the Queen's Scott...
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Funny story: QPR striker Patrick Agyemang to appear on Strictly

QPR striker Patrick Agyemang to appear on Strictly

According to rumour, Patrick Agyemang is set to appear in the 2011 series of 'Strictly Come Dancing'. The QPR star striker, who has appeared in the majority of Premiership games played so far this season, was controversially left out of Neil Warno...
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Funny story: David Beckham eyes dream move to QPR

David Beckham eyes dream move to QPR

David Beckham is hoping to secure a switch from LA Galaxy to West London glamour club QPR: "I am fully focused on moving to QPR and helping them win the Olympics Games " said Beckham. The 36 year old footballer has been eyeing up a move to QPR for...
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Funny story: DSK: New Job - Sex Advisor in Paris

DSK: New Job - Sex Advisor in Paris

Disgraced Frenchman DSK has started a new job in Paris. He is now a sex advisor. DSK, as he is known by his countrymen (the women call him something else), was seen last night sitting in a glass booth on Place Pigalle in Paris's red-light district...
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Funny story: Man bungee jumps from Chirk aquaduct, Shropshire, with no strings attached!

Man bungee jumps from Chirk aquaduct, Shropshire, with no strings attached!

A slightly drunken Sheep farmer lost a bet in the Red Dragon, Shropshire, close to the Welsh Border and his mates, also slightly drunk, forced him to fulfil his lost bet. Arthur Twiglet, half filled with Welsh blood, bet that the Welsh would stuff...
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Funny story: Daughter of 9/11 Commission member caught plagiarizing paper

Daughter of 9/11 Commission member caught plagiarizing paper

HARFOLD, Vermont--Harfold Academy has run into their first case of academic dishonesty--this on the first day of school! Lauren Bolton, daughter of 9/11 Commission member Samuel Bolton, allegedly submitted a summer reading position paper containin...
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Funny story: Westerham Heights Man Dies in Sloth Attack

Westerham Heights Man Dies in Sloth Attack

London - The ZSL London Zoo has confirmed that Taber Hemingway was killed quite viciously by sloths. Zoo security and Scotland Yard are still investigating what happened exactly. The security tapes in the Rain Forrest section of the zoo caught the at...
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Funny story: Jesse James Divulges That Kat Von D's Sexy Body Is As Tight As A Drum

Jesse James Divulges That Kat Von D's Sexy Body Is As Tight As A Drum

LONG BEACH - Jesse James, the former owner of West Coast Choppers, says that he has finally gotten over the fact that most people in America hate him for breaking the heart of America's sweetheart, his ex-wife Sandra Bullock. Jesse, who said that...
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Funny story: Arsenal to Field Weakened Side Against Swansea City

Arsenal to Field Weakened Side Against Swansea City

Arsene Wenger has made a controversial move for the upcoming game against Premiership new boyos Swansea City, by fielding his Ladies XI. Wenger has eight first team players out due to injury or suspension, with a majority of the remaining squad ha...
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Funny story: Arizona's Governor Jan Brewer Blames The Hurricanes, The Earthquakes, The Wildfires, The Floods, and The Heat Wave On "El Nino"

Arizona's Governor Jan Brewer Blames The Hurricanes, The Earthquakes, The Wildfires, The Floods, and The Heat Wave On "El Nino"

YUMA, Arizona - Governor Jan Brewer recently spoke before a gathering of The Retired Saguaro Cactus Breeders Coalition at a local Sand & More Sand Motel convention room where she thanked them for the patience they exhibited in a field that has be...
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