Funny story: Weight Watchers Study Controversy

Weight Watchers Study Controversy

Following a study by the UK Medical Research Council into effective ways to reduce weight, over 300 women feel let down. The MRC took 770 overweight women from Germany, Austria and the UK, sent half to their GP for help and the others were sent t...
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Funny story: Carol Bartz's 10 Most Memorable Moments At Yahoo!

Carol Bartz's 10 Most Memorable Moments At Yahoo!

"I am very sad to tell you that I've just been fired over the phone by Yahoo's chairman of the board," said Carol Bartz in her final email to her employees as CEO of Yahoo. A memorable moment indeed. But what of her other memorable moments as Commander-in-Chief of the company? Here are the top 10: 1. Instituted "Chili Day" in the company cafeteria. 2. Learned how to land the corporate...
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Funny story: You And Whose Army, Baroness Ashton?

You And Whose Army, Baroness Ashton?

London - Preposterous New Labour apparatchick (sic) Barrenness Ashton thinks she's a general fighting some sort of holy Blairite war. At NATO HQ in Brussels intelligence chiefs have laughed themselves silly at news of an Irish Republican Army ploy...
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Funny story: Keith Chegwin Voted Trouser Wearer of The Year

Keith Chegwin Voted Trouser Wearer of The Year

A crowd of more than 20 people turned up at Trouser World in South Benfleet yesterday to see 70's television celebrity Keith 'Cheggers' Chegwin receive the prestigious title of 'Trouser Wearer of The Year 2011. A delighted Keith told us: "It's...
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Funny story: Gadhafi Foils NATO: Hiding In Revolving Roundhouse City Where They Can't Corner Him

Gadhafi Foils NATO: Hiding In Revolving Roundhouse City Where They Can't Corner Him

TRIPOLI, LIBYA - A Tripoli military official said Wednesday that rebel forces had cornered Moammar Gadhafi in Bani Walid, a dusty city of 100,000 overlooking a dried-up desert river connecting Sirte and Sabha. But another senior official contended t...
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Funny story: Road Repairs Urgent as 10 ton Lorry Disappears

Road Repairs Urgent as 10 ton Lorry Disappears

A new development on Britain's roads is causing concern in Whitehall. A truck has gone missing 'somewhere in the Midlands' after falling down a hole in the road. Passers by looked in shocked horror as the truck carrying a load of furniture plunge...
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Funny story: Rick Perry likes warm weather

Rick Perry likes warm weather

Rick Perry doesn't think the world is becoming warmer, it is just becoming nicer for people that enjoy wearing shorts. "I don't believe that goofy theory of global warming. There was this really cool guy called Galileo, yeah, I read all his books...
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Funny story: 'Charles to be extinct by Monday' as Fraud Squad delivers ultimatum

'Charles to be extinct by Monday' as Fraud Squad delivers ultimatum

London - Fears that his pretence to the Throne of Albion has been rumbled have resulted in Prince Charles launching yet another 'extinction' rant. The destruction of a carefully crafted royal fiction had seen him sitting pretty on his royal compos...
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Funny story: Arsenal Office Cleaner Admits Transfer Spending Spree

Arsenal Office Cleaner Admits Transfer Spending Spree

A London Colney office cleaner who works at Arsenal's training ground has admitted using the Arsenal fax machine to mastermind 5 late transfer window signings. Arsene Wenger returned this week to London Colney to find five new signings had been m...
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Funny story: Fukushima's feminising effects

Fukushima's feminising effects

There is more bad news for the Japanese as it has been discovered that the radiation from Fukushima's destroyed reactor is affecting the way nearby residents create cholesterol. "At first," said Professor Ann Hetty who was leading the study, "we t...
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Funny story: Applauding banned by parliament

Applauding banned by parliament

After a series of shock accidents parliament is to impose a blanket ban on applause across England and Wales. Applause will still be allowed in Scotland whilst ministers there debate the health and safety of this dangerous activity. "Hospital A&am...
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Funny story: Madonna Signs Cover of Like a Virgin Album for Fan - Caught Saying She Loathes Her Old Face

Madonna Signs Cover of Like a Virgin Album for Fan - Caught Saying She Loathes Her Old Face

Busy Madonna was caught out at the Venice Film festival when an Italian fan accessed the closed event and asked her to sign his copy of her iconic Like a Virgin album. In a faux pas for a celebrity who is normally so image conscious, Madonna was over...
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Funny story: PJ Harvey picked by Cameron to be Obesity Tsar

PJ Harvey picked by Cameron to be Obesity Tsar

It has been 'all go' since winning her second Mercury prize and it doesn't look as if the media merry go round shows any signs of slowing for pops diminutive, happy go lucky and playful poppet, Polly Jean Harvey. After a whirlwind tour of breakfas...
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Funny story: Bumper crop of scrumpers and bramble ramblers due to austerity measures.

Bumper crop of scrumpers and bramble ramblers due to austerity measures.

The conurbations of England may have seen its share of troubles of late, with hoards of the great unwanted roaming the shopping arcades and retail boulevards, on the look out for a free take home treat of a flat TV or DVD, but an altogether quieter r...
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Funny story: Scottish Police to Merge

Scottish Police to Merge

The eight Scottish police forces are to merge over the next year to save administration costs. "This will allow us to save money," said stereotypical Scot and leader of the Scottish Parliament, Michael Moore. "Something all stereotypical Scots sho...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Wants Kate Gosselin To Appear On Next Season's 'Celebrity Apprentice'

Donald Trump Wants Kate Gosselin To Appear On Next Season's 'Celebrity Apprentice'

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump realizing that it has really been quite a rough two years for Kate Gosselin has asked her to appear on his next edition of Celebrity Apprentice. Trump was recently interviewed by Tilapia Frisbee of The Right Coast Illu...
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Funny story: Madoff Chastises Rick Perry for Social Security Ponzi Comment

Madoff Chastises Rick Perry for Social Security Ponzi Comment

DURHAM, NORTH CAROLINA - Bernie Madoff has taken umbrage to Rick Perry's comments that Social Security is a "Ponzi scheme". "As the architect of the largest Ponzi scheme in the world I find it extremely offensive that Perry could compare my inves...
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Funny story: America's Got Talent: Landau Eugene Murphy Jr., PopLyfe, Team iluminate, and The Silhouettes Headed For The Final Showdown

America's Got Talent: Landau Eugene Murphy Jr., PopLyfe, Team iluminate, and The Silhouettes Headed For The Final Showdown

HOLLYWOOD - Nick Cannon and Piers Morgan were both sharply dressed and looked like they had both stepped off of a wedding cake, but not a gay one insisted Morgan. Howie Mandel looked like he'd just cut his front lawn, and Sharon Osbourne looked like...
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Funny story: Evil Man Now Regretting His Spontaneity

Evil Man Now Regretting His Spontaneity

A man I know who, in an instant, threw away his marriage, wife and children for the attentions of another, younger woman, is now regretting his impulsiveness, and part of him, at least, wishes he was back with his family. The man's name, which I cannot reveal for personal reasons, left his wife of 22 years, and two children aged 15 and 9, in April, throwing their lives into chaos, and his own i...
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