Funny story: Jimmy Hoffa's Rib Bone Found In Obama's "Uncle Omar" X-Rays: Remains To Be Seen Before Charges Pressed

Jimmy Hoffa's Rib Bone Found In Obama's "Uncle Omar" X-Rays: Remains To Be Seen Before Charges Pressed

CHICAGO: On July 30, 1975, Teamster president Jimmy Hoffa disappeared from the face of the earth. Until yesterday his disappearance remained a mystery. Although he had many enemies who had reason to kill him, Chicago police and the FBI were unable...
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Funny story: US Deny Obama, Bin Laden, Predator Link

US Deny Obama, Bin Laden, Predator Link

The White House was today forced to issue a statement in a bid to silence rumors that the US used a Predator trophy assassin in order to finally "get" Bin Laden, found hiding in a stronghold in Pakistan. Sources close to the President are said to...
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Funny story: Guy Fawkes goes global!

Guy Fawkes goes global!

Is Guy Fawkes' ghost plotting, deep in the Houses-of-Facebook? Facebook members are used to plots and counter-plots; one example is the Fox News article of June 9, 2011, "Alleged Murder Plot Revealed as Facebook Friend Turns Out to Be Indiana Man's Wife" Angela Voelkert, of Southbend Indiana, wanted a little intelligence on her husband as she prepared for a messy divorce, so she posed online...
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Funny story: Media hopes for outbreak of swine flu or something interesting

Media hopes for outbreak of swine flu or something interesting

With the news of hurricanes quickly whisking themselves away, the media turns to cold and flu season for its latest outbreak of media frenzy. This affliction which affects mainly reporters and those who run news agencies occurs any time a story i...
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Funny story: Ron Johnson doing the least amount of work in the Senate

Ron Johnson doing the least amount of work in the Senate

Washington--Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin promised that he would fix America and that he would work hard to fix the tax code, but that was just doublespeak for hiding in his office, while staring at his poster of Ayn Rand. "I spent a lot of e...
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Funny story: British Royal Family To Emigrate

British Royal Family To Emigrate

Buckingham Palace officials have intimated that the British Royal family has decided to emigrate to the U.S.A. A source is quoted as saying that the family had a conference at Balmoral during one of their many holidays and have decided that as Br...
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Funny story: Welsh Dragons blow fire up the butts of the toothless 3 Lions and nearly burn them alive!

Welsh Dragons blow fire up the butts of the toothless 3 Lions and nearly burn them alive!

The Red Dragons of Wales proved once more that the 3 Lions of England are certainly not roaring; they're pretty toothless actually. Bale the Whale caused England plenty of grief and if Earnshaw hadn't had fluffed his chance then England would have...
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Funny story: Presidential debate opening with a song and dance

Presidential debate opening with a song and dance

Simi Valley, California - The West Coast installment of the Republican presidential debates will open with an elaborate Hollywood musical production number, featuring all eight candidates. The unusual format was developed by NBC News, which is air...
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Funny story: New York Punished By God, Says Reverend

New York Punished By God, Says Reverend

Within the timespan of just one week, New York City was hit by not just an earthquake but also a hurricane. Coincidence? Well, no, not according to the Reverend Orville Dick. This often extreme, always controversial, ex-Florida resident wholehe...
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Funny story: OMG! Lunar footprints not male 'unless Buzz Aldrin had penchant for 6-inch stilettos' shockhorror!

OMG! Lunar footprints not male 'unless Buzz Aldrin had penchant for 6-inch stilettos' shockhorror!

Groom Lake, Nevada - NASA's global HQ is at a loss to explain how imprints of $1,000-a-pop six inch-heeled Manolos have ended up on the lunar surface. The 3D images appear on newly released Moon landing files for Apollo 11, 12, 14 and 17 missions,...
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Funny story: Release Button

Release Button

Time for commercial political movies is long over. Other movies, poorly pivoting on sex, violence and crime, are rendered deadly dull, while some world news, such as on Libya, Syria, Yemen, etc, all full of suspense, is partially better than a blank TV screen. However, if you prick up your ears, you may find some itty-bitty peripheral news, unscrupulously released, which can let the two loose ends...
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Funny story: "Carol Vorderman's" Consolidated Loans and Leg Brokerage

"Carol Vorderman's" Consolidated Loans and Leg Brokerage

Do you have debts? Do you struggle to repay what you owe? Do you worry about your health and that of your family? If so, you are not alone. Thousands of people are in the same boat. It seems like everyone is after your money doesn't it? And there is never enough to go round. Well some people have discovered a way to get help. "Carol Vordeman's" Consolidated Loans and Leg Brokerage of...
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Funny story: Bob Geldof finds a new life as a pimp

Bob Geldof finds a new life as a pimp

The world's premier money-raising Irishman Bob Geldof has moved on from his charity days to secure a new role in the seedy underworld of prostitution. Geldof's agent, Sax Mifford spoke publicly about the shift in career path: "In 1985, the one se...
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Funny story: Outrage as Cocks*cking is Banned in Dorking

Outrage as Cocks*cking is Banned in Dorking

In a controversial move that is sure to arouse fierce opposition, Dorking Council have passed a motion to ban a millennia-old folk tradition amongst the inhabitants of the genteel Surrey town. "We'll take this outrageous decision to the European C...
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Funny story: Tramps squat in squatter's squat. WHSmith thanked for helping to resolve the situation.

Tramps squat in squatter's squat. WHSmith thanked for helping to resolve the situation.

A gaggle of homeless people have taken over a squat that was previously occupied by new-age middle class hippies in an extraordinary turn of events that has left the owners astounded. Mr and Mrs Wangweather bought their four bedroom London house i...
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Funny story: 'W*nking Jesus' ad banned

'W*nking Jesus' ad banned

London - A mobile phone company has been censured for using religious imagery to boost sales. The 'winking Jesus' offended people's sensibilities almost as much as a previous 'Messiah' campaign for glue-maker No More Nails. Commenting on the ba...
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Funny story: Saggy-bum old cougars sign up for BBC Strictly Come Dancing

Saggy-bum old cougars sign up for BBC Strictly Come Dancing

London - Edwina Currie, Nancy Dell'Olio, Lulu and Anita Dobson head the Beeb's geriatric hat trick-plus line-up starting this Saturday. The ageing wannabes easily trump last season's torture that inflicted Ann Widdecombe on a hapless Brit audience...
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Funny story: Mosquitoes Repelled By Durutti Column Album

Mosquitoes Repelled By Durutti Column Album

Mosquitoes hiding out at a swamp next to an Englishman's Bangkok apartment have claimed that their livelihood is being threatened by the man's state of mind, and the tendency he currently has for playing 'sad music'. The man concerned, Moys Kenwoo...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Confesses That Selena Gomez Is The Queen of His Heart

Justin Bieber Confesses That Selena Gomez Is The Queen of His Heart

MONTEZUMA, Georgia - Justin Bieber was in Montezuma, Georgia, a town noted for having a peach tree that reportedly was planted by a sailor who came to America with Christopher Columbus back in October of 1492. Bieber had flown to Montezuma to film...
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Funny story: TSA falsely accuses man of transporting snake and tortoises, finds instead man's huge genitals

TSA falsely accuses man of transporting snake and tortoises, finds instead man's huge genitals

MIAMI, Florida--TSA screeners at Miami International Airport ordered that a man be held for transporting an exotic snake and two tortoises. A strip search revealed that the man instead sported an extremely long penis and large scrotum. Billy Sande...
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Funny story: "The Taking of Prince Charles" to air on UK's Channel 4

"The Taking of Prince Charles" to air on UK's Channel 4

LONDON - Seeking to capitalize on the success of their controversial docu-drama "The Taking of Prince Harry", the UK's Channel 4 is planning a sequel. In it Prince Charles visits Mexico on a benevolent mission, where he is abducted by a Mexican drug...
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Funny story: Essex travellers demand £6m to bugger off

Essex travellers demand £6m to bugger off

Travellers living illegally on the Ugley Green caravan site in Essex have demanded £6million of taxpayers' money to leave. The request was made by the gipsys' representative Paddy Pikey during a secret meeting with Ugley Green council leader Basil...
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Funny story: 750,000 hired to watch television

750,000 hired to watch television

WASHINGTON - In a ground-breaking move to cure the problem of unemployment the federal government has hired 750,000 unemployed workers to watch television. The ground-breaking move was the brain child of the Department of Labor, which decided that...
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