Funny story: Deranged Warcraft Character Forces Bank to Deposit Severed Orc Head

Deranged Warcraft Character Forces Bank to Deposit Severed Orc Head

Topeka, Kansas - A young man obsessed with the game World of Warcraft was arrested for forcing a branch of the Wachovia bank to deposit a partially decomposed severed head from a creature that the man insisted was an orc. The 4"11 overweight man i...
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Funny story: Daily Mail Columnists To Climb World's Highest Horse

Daily Mail Columnists To Climb World's Highest Horse

In the wake of the riots that swept through Britain's cities, Daily Mail columnists, Richard Littlejohn and Jan Moir, are to attempt to break the record for high horse ascending. "As I watched the violence unfold on my paid-for television," Moir,...
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Funny story: Penis Biometrics Installed In Vatican City

Penis Biometrics Installed In Vatican City

A New era in Vatican security has been realized today. The introduction of Genital Biometrics to Vatican City, brings with it much hope for the rehabilitation of Holy Mother Church's reputation. This high tech solution to an age old problem is the cu...
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Funny story: Unemployed people among those who get a day off on Labor Day

Unemployed people among those who get a day off on Labor Day

HARFOLD, Vermont--The Center for Labor Statistics, a local think tank of three guys with high school degrees, sat down at Ms. Harfold Diner on all-the-fish-you-can-eat Friday for a discussion of the current unemployment rate as Labor Day roles around...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Not Naked in Public This Week

Lindsay Lohan Not Naked in Public This Week

After all the excitement Lindsay Lohan use to provide the voyeurs of the world she totally shocked the entertainment industry by laying low and not creating any controversy for an entire month. Lindsay has become known for doing crazy publicity st...
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Funny story: Hubble Telescope Finds New Use

Hubble Telescope Finds New Use

The Hubble Space Telescope will soon be searching for heavenly bodies of a different kind as it begins its new mission: filming live X-rated images that will be broadcast on a new adult TV station. The giant telescope will be repositioned to face...
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Funny story: Ozzie Osbourne Bites Head off Live Walrus

Ozzie Osbourne Bites Head off Live Walrus

CHICAGO - Rock singer Ozzie Ozbourne decided to trump his own former accomplishments in animal abuse by appearing on stage naked and proceeding to bite the head off a live walrus. The act took four hours, witnessed by a mixture of cheering fans, outr...
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Funny story: Gay Dog Runs Amok On Worthing Seafront

Gay Dog Runs Amok On Worthing Seafront

Residents of Worthing were left in a state of shock and awe today, after a gay dog ran amok on Worthing seafront, trying to pump up any dog unfortunate enough to cross its path. Witnesses described the dog as 'a big brindle type thing with short stub...
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Funny story: Imogen Thomas goes topless, but a certain Welsh wizard has seen it all before!

Imogen Thomas goes topless, but a certain Welsh wizard has seen it all before!

Imogen Thomas best known for her naughty romps with a certain Welsh Wizard and something called Big Brother (the bigger the better) has bared everything in a swimming pool and once they were let loose, they nearly caused a tsunami. She was photo-s...
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Funny story: Wake up, America. It's all just a bad dream.

Wake up, America. It's all just a bad dream.

New York City - The nation is sleeping through the wrong American Dream, and needs only to wake up to avoid the nightmarish problems it is facing. "If you don't think you're dreaming, examine the evidence that proves otherwise," said Kilgore Trout...
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Funny story: NHS is bad for your health, say MPs

NHS is bad for your health, say MPs

Politicians have drawn up drastic plans to reform Britain's National Health Service, after it was revealed that the majority of people in NHS hospitals are sick or dying. MP Herbert Fluffer called it "shocking" and "a disgrace" that the NHS contai...
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Funny story: Billions spent on 'Camilla shagged Gaddafi' cover-up

Billions spent on 'Camilla shagged Gaddafi' cover-up

London - Their 1969 nuptials in a HMP Broadmoor converted composting lav has cost the nation more than the entire Royal Protection Racket budget since the Silver Jubilee. This weekend spooks are said to be doing their nut amid reports someone's ab...
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Funny story: Gaddafi to be announced as UN "Goodwill" Ambassador!

Gaddafi to be announced as UN "Goodwill" Ambassador!

Colonel Gaddafi has been offered an escape route via the UN. He is to be announced as their VIP, Goodwill Ambassador and will start his new role as soon as they can find him. This is a shock announcement, but the UN largely run by the US (?), feel...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman to Stage Catfightl! PICA Up in Arms! Kim Kardashian to Referee

Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman to Stage Catfightl! PICA Up in Arms! Kim Kardashian to Referee

Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman camps have agreed to terms for an old fashioned Catfight, to settle recent disharmony. "I know in Alaska we'd just duke it out and get it over with," said Sarah, "Its what having freedom and democracy is all about.
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Funny story: Network Executives Cancel Jada Pinkett-Smith and Marc Anthony's Show 'HawthoRNe' Saying There Was Just Too Much Outside Drama

Network Executives Cancel Jada Pinkett-Smith and Marc Anthony's Show 'HawthoRNe' Saying There Was Just Too Much Outside Drama

LOS ANGELES - Well as if things weren't all ready bad enough for The Will Smith & Jada Pinkett-Smith & Marc Anthony Traveling Sideshow and Carnival now comes word from the big Tinsel Town castle in the sky that the Pinkett-Smith/Anthony TNT s...
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Funny story: Michele Bachmann Says That Chaz Bono Should Not Be Allowed To Appear On 'Dancing With The Stars'

Michele Bachmann Says That Chaz Bono Should Not Be Allowed To Appear On 'Dancing With The Stars'

WAHOO, Nebraska - Michele Bachmann had just finished talking to a group of about 29 people at the Happy-Go-Lucky Corncob Trailer Park in the Nebraska town of Wahoo, when she was approached by a reporter for The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette. Coqu...
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Funny story: Man with Disposable Lighter Tries to Blow Up Airplane with Farts

Man with Disposable Lighter Tries to Blow Up Airplane with Farts

A man with a cigarette lighter tried unsuccessfully to ignite his own gas aboard a Delta flight yesterday. He was wrestled to the ground by passengers and members of the crew, inches away from the cockpit door. Witnesses say the suspect had his pan...
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