Funny story: GOP's new job plan is out of this world

GOP's new job plan is out of this world

On the steps of the Lincoln Memorial, Speaker of the House John Boehner and Republican Minority Leader Mitch McConnel outlined their plan to stimulate the economy and create new jobs. Among such controversial issues as not raising taxes on the u...
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Funny story: Jackson's Nose found near Jackson's Hole

Jackson's Nose found near Jackson's Hole

In a shock revelation, Dr Conrad (The Competent) Muller, Michael Jackson's trusted personal physician, has disclosed the whereabouts of Michael's olfactory organ. Most observers and commentators believed that Jackson's nose had substantially disap...
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Funny story: Demi Moore's tweets hint at trouble, open to interpretation

Demi Moore's tweets hint at trouble, open to interpretation

HOLLYWOOD, Calif.--Demi Moore has turned to Tweeting as her way of letting the public know, albeit indirectly, how she feels about Ashton Kutcher's recent infidelity. The Tweets, which Moore has released at random intervals and use quotes from wel...
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Funny story: Scotland finally splits from England

Scotland finally splits from England

An earthquake measuring three point seven on the Richter scale has finally achieved what several decades of political wrangling between Scottish and English politicians has been unable to do: split Scotland from England. "The earthquake was only s...
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Funny story: Wellies - Even The Queen Wears 'Em!

Wellies - Even The Queen Wears 'Em!

There seems to be little doubt that the humble Wellington boot, or 'wellie' as it is popularly known seems set to dominate this season's winter collection at the London Fashion Show. The humble wellie - a sort of galvanised rubber boot designed to...
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Funny story: The Krays to be remade by Jedward

The Krays to be remade by Jedward

Irish novelty act Jedward, or 'those tedious twats' as they are better known in the music industry, are said to be delighted to have been given their first big break in film, playing the notorious East London gangsters the Krays for a movie to be sho...
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Funny story: The Missing Sock Problem

The Missing Sock Problem

For several decades, Secular Humanists have been brainwashing public schoolchildren with the godless, atheistic theory of evolution. Meanwhile, the scientific establishment has been engaged in a massive conspiracy to keep the truth about evolution fr...
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Funny story: Holy Stone of Clonrichert to be upgraded

Holy Stone of Clonrichert to be upgraded

The people of Ireland were celebrating today after it was announced that, following the Pope's visit to the Top Gear track, the legendary Holy Stone of Clonrichert will finally be upgraded to a Class I relic and will now be given listed status. T...
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Funny story: Spoof writer has writing hand bitten off by a pitbull and is now suffering from writers block!

Spoof writer has writing hand bitten off by a pitbull and is now suffering from writers block!

A famous Spoof writer, who shall remain anonymous, has had his writing hand bitten off by a raging pitbull and is now suffering from the devastating sickness; writers block-out! He has tried everything to beat the block; typing with his toes, a pe...
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Funny story: Michele Bachmann's economic fix: Change nation's name to 'Occupant'

Michele Bachmann's economic fix: Change nation's name to 'Occupant'

Big Bluff, Minnesota - If Michele Bachmann is elected president, "America" would become "Occupant," and the nation's economic woes would disappear, according to an announcement issued today by the Republican contender's campaign. The name change i...
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Funny story: European Bail-out Fund to be Bailed Out

European Bail-out Fund to be Bailed Out

With the continuation of the financial crisis, it is possible that more countries will require bail-outs. Greece, Portugal and Ireland have already been bailed out, but Spain and Italy may join them, and they would be much more expensive to bail out.
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Funny story: Palestine's UN Bid DOA under UN Charter Rules

Palestine's UN Bid DOA under UN Charter Rules

A funny thing happened on the way to the UN. It turns out that the UN has a Charter. It's called the "Charter of the United Nations." This is the Constitution, the Supreme Law of the United Nations. Last week Mahmoud Abbas on behalf of Palestine...
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Funny story: Steve Davis not Ginger

Steve Davis not Ginger

Snooker legend Steve Davis has sensationally revealed he dyes his hair ginger. The popular potter who won a lot of matches way back said 'I needed an angle. Ray Reardon looked like Dracula, Dennis Taylor had his comedy glasses and Alex Higgins wa...
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Funny story: Old Lady Wins Millions On Facebook Game, Think's She's Rich

Old Lady Wins Millions On Facebook Game, Think's She's Rich

Yonkers, NY-- Clara Stevens thought she had the luckiest day of her life last week, instead it turned out to a nightmare. The eighty-nine year old widow won $377,493,100.93 by playing a slot machine game on Facebook. The elderly heart-patient screa...
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Funny story: Carlos Tevez Exclusive - "I Will Never Play For Manchester City Again...Ever"

Carlos Tevez Exclusive - "I Will Never Play For Manchester City Again...Ever"

Carlos Tevez revealed exclusively to Skoob Sports News today, that he will never again play for Manchester City, and speaking through an interpreter he revealed exactly why. The Argentinian maestro claims that he was misinterpreted at the Allianz...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Children, Paris, Prince, and Blanket Will Be Appearing On 'The Wizards of Waverly Place'

Michael Jackson's Children, Paris, Prince, and Blanket Will Be Appearing On 'The Wizards of Waverly Place'

LOS ANGELES - Details are still sketchy but the producer of the hit show The Wizards of Waverly Place has confirmed that he has been in contact with a Jackson family representative about having Michael Jackson's three kids appear on the Disney Channe...
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Funny story: All aboard the atheist train!

All aboard the atheist train!

The current fad amongst the mentally lazy is that of atheism. It has been claimed by the BAPS - British Atheist Propaganda Society that it is 'cool' to be an atheist. Once the domain of the faux intellectuals, now it is the topic of hot debate on ITVs 'Loose Women'! It is impossible to prove a universal negative, yet atheism - the belief that there is no God, makes just that wacky claim! Foolis...
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Funny story: Carolgees Doesn't Exist Says New Study

Carolgees Doesn't Exist Says New Study

Boffins at Macclesfield University have made a startling discovery that the Surprise, Surprise sidekick Bob Carolgees is figment of Mankind's imagination. The shocking discovery follows a 12 year investigation by the top academic institution which...
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Funny story: Heatwave turns Princess Diana Fountain into toxic soup

Heatwave turns Princess Diana Fountain into toxic soup

London - "Smells like lobster gumbo during advanced putrefaction," worried Royal Parks Agency sources admitted today. By lunchtime hundreds of London sunbathers had been taken in droves to A&E as noxious fumes continued to spew from the tragic...
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Funny story: Football supporters' coaches to have privacy glass installed

Football supporters' coaches to have privacy glass installed

After a severe pile up on the M25 last week, emergency legislation is being rushed through parliament to force the installation of privacy glass on all football supporters' coaches. "We were lucky this time," said Transport Minister, Hilary Dale.
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Funny story: Michael Jackson to give evidence at trial of Conrad Murray

Michael Jackson to give evidence at trial of Conrad Murray

Prosecutors in the trial of Dr Conrad Murray, the doctor accused of the negligent homicide of music legend Michael Jackson, have today called upon their star witness in an unprecedented move. It was revealed today that Michael Jackson will called...
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Funny story: David "I swum the Thames" Walliams is Critical

David "I swum the Thames" Walliams is Critical

David "I swum the Thames" Walliams has been reported as suffering from distemper caught from the Thames during his recent "middle eastern charity" swim. Claims that he rescued a dog by trying to blow it up like an inflatable rubber ring cannot be...
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Funny story: Dalai Lama incensed at Top Gear

Dalai Lama incensed at Top Gear

The BBC has been condemned by leading religious organisations today after their decision to allow His Holiness Pope Benedict to appear on Top Gear. His Holiness, recently stolen by thieves, was returned today in exchange for a book token, a signe...
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Funny story: Saudi king revokes 10-lash sentence, prefers female traffic laws on American books

Saudi king revokes 10-lash sentence, prefers female traffic laws on American books

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia--Saudi King Abddullah bin Abdul-Aziz decided that a sentence of 10 lashes for a woman caught driving was too severe, according to a tweet from a Saudi princess. The move is seen as the latest example of an Americanization of S...
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Funny story: Pope stolen from Top Gear track by Abominable Snowman

Pope stolen from Top Gear track by Abominable Snowman

His Holiness Pope Benedict, while attempting his first lap of the Top Gear circuit, has been stolen. The theft came to light when producers noticed the red Kia C'eed had failed to complete the lap two hours after passing the Hammerhead. Surrey Po...
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Funny story: Pope to appear on Top Gear

Pope to appear on Top Gear

Pope Benedict has announced plans for a visit to Britain. He is expected to say a special Mass at St Pauls Cathedral, then will dine with the Queen at Buckingham Palace and pay visits to the cathedrals of Canterbury, Salisbury, York and Worcester.
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens, Nina Dobrev, and Mila Kunis To Star In The Attack of The Naked Nocturnal Vampire Nymphos of Norway

Vanessa Hudgens, Nina Dobrev, and Mila Kunis To Star In The Attack of The Naked Nocturnal Vampire Nymphos of Norway

HOLLYWOOD - Lions Door Films in association with Hollywood Sign Pictures has announced that filming will soon begin on Bandini Borrapelli's motion picture The Attack of The Naked Nocturnal Vampire Nymphos of Norway. The film which is based on the...
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Funny story: Demi Moore To Appear On 'Two and A Half Men' As Ashton Kutcher's Mom

Demi Moore To Appear On 'Two and A Half Men' As Ashton Kutcher's Mom

HOLLYWOOD - Tinsel Town is the land where anything can happen and everything usually does. I mean who in the civilized world would ever have even remotely imagined that an actor (i.e. Charlie Sheen) would quit a super cush job on Two and A Half Me...
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Funny story: Julia Gillard patents her nod (nod, nod, nod)

Julia Gillard patents her nod (nod, nod, nod)

Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard has lodged a patent on her nod with the Australian Patents Office. Well known for her compulsive nodding, even when saying "No", Ms Gillard decided her nodding action can be commercialised. "There's a huge m...
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Funny story: Australian Animals From Hell

Australian Animals From Hell

No, I am not going to write about kangaroos. I am not that cheap. Everybody who wants to write funny stories about Australia writes about kangaroos. I refuse to stoop that low. They are too easy a target, too cheap a shot. I will, however, write about koala bears. I may not be cheap, but I have my limits. Koala bears sell. Just to show how thin the line between humor and reality is at times...
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Funny story: Hooters Makes Richest People in America List

Hooters Makes Richest People in America List

San Jose CA: Dave Hooters (no relation to the Hooters restaurant chain) has been added to the Forbes 400 richest people in America list. The top two billionaires this year were Bill Gates ($59 billion) and Warren Buffett ($39 billion). Dave Hooter...
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