Funny story: Obama Hosts PIIG Brunch to Promote Austerity. $1,775 Greek Salads? WTF!

Obama Hosts PIIG Brunch to Promote Austerity. $1,775 Greek Salads? WTF!

Oblivious to cries of outrage over the DOJ expenditure of $16.00 muffins for meetings, Obama hosted an economic summit brunch for treasury ministers from Portugal, Ireland, Italy and Spain (PIIGS) at the White House to discuss Austerity measures to t...
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Funny story: Acton Cannibal ate neighbour's brain

Acton Cannibal ate neighbour's brain

Acton man Terry Scrote has turned himself in to the police and confessed to eating his neighbour's brain. "I was Hank Marvin after getting legless in the Bush with Stan Snide so i necked the contents of Arthur Saveloy's skull" claimed the part ti...
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Funny story: Malfunction At CERN Sends World Back In Time To 2011

Malfunction At CERN Sends World Back In Time To 2011

Tardis, France-- An unexpected clash between neutrino and heated tachyon particles inside the CERN laboratory has set time back--all the way to the year 2011. Instead of waking up on March 23, 2088, the world has awakened to a date in late September...
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Funny story: Long John Beckham wears them in bed!

Long John Beckham wears them in bed!

David Beckham is about to launch his own range of "long john" underwear and promises that he was never influenced by Alfred Steptoe Snr. The toothless rag and bone man from way back when. Beck's collection is tight, sexy, and reveals plenty of bal...
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Funny story: Dale Farm Travellers To Build On ISS

Dale Farm Travellers To Build On ISS

With the Dale Farm evictions in full swing, it emerged yesterday that many of the travellers have already set their sights on a new home: The International Space Station. Recently, a Russian Soyuz rocket exploded just minutes after lift-off, destr...
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Funny story: Cash-strapped Pope-on-the-ropes rattles begging bowl at favorite daughter

Cash-strapped Pope-on-the-ropes rattles begging bowl at favorite daughter

Berlin - Angela Merkel's having none of it, of course, and has told her Holy Father to get stuffed. But with 90% of Opus Dei's investment portfolio wiped out by a rogue trader's disastrous £1.5billion punt Pope Joe Ratzinger's arrival back in the...
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Funny story: Minka Kelly butt-slapper vows never to wash hand again

Minka Kelly butt-slapper vows never to wash hand again

HOLLYWOOD, Calif.--Marty Roberge, a crew member on the set of Charlie's Angels, was fired this week by ABC for slapping the buttocks of star Minka Kelly. Although Kelly was happy to let Roberge off with a stern warning ("Don't do it again"), ABC f...
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Funny story: Heidi Montag Devastated At Being Rejected By The Kinetic King

Heidi Montag Devastated At Being Rejected By The Kinetic King

LOS ANGELES - Heidi Montag recently revealed that she developed a crush on one of the contestants who appeared on this year's edition of America's Got Talent. Montag said that the first time she saw the Kinetic King perform his act on the NBC tale...
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Funny story: TSA Charges UK Man with Attempt to Smuggle Endangered 'Alligator Bags' Through Newark Airport!

TSA Charges UK Man with Attempt to Smuggle Endangered 'Alligator Bags' Through Newark Airport!

Minimum Wage TSA union workers, smarting from a series of law enforcement charges running from rape, murder, theft, drug smuggling, pedophilia, and sexual fondling and harassment attempted to make it all right by detaining a British man who claims h...
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Funny story: EU bans the term "sausage roll"

EU bans the term "sausage roll"

Bigwigs in Brussels have banned the use of the name "sausage roll" after a lengthy EU debate. EU scientists tested 10,000 sausage rolls from all over the UK and did not manage to make a single one roll. "Every one of them has at least one flat...
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Funny story: Autumn Equinox special: defunct UARS satellite 'may be stalking Climate Research scam professor' - report

Autumn Equinox special: defunct UARS satellite 'may be stalking Climate Research scam professor' - report

East Anglia - Is there really a satellite homing device implanted into the academic behind the University of East Anglia's global warming scam? NASA sources hinted today that the spent Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite's imminent crash landing m...
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Funny story: R.E.M. Retired Elderly Musicians

R.E.M. Retired Elderly Musicians

It happened today, and it's the end of the world as we know it: R.E.M. (considered by many to have invented Electro-Lite pop) have announced their retirement from the music industry. "It's a bad day for music," said Rockville editor, Wendel Gee. "...
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Funny story: Global Market Dive Horror

Global Market Dive Horror

World financial markets have had a Global Warning, far worse than Global Warming as it affects the developed world much more than the less developed. Getting ready for a Double Dip in the English Channel George Osborne's scrimpy trunks slipped to...
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Funny story: Facebook and Google Plus buy each other

Facebook and Google Plus buy each other

Facebook and Google Plus have announced that they are to buy each other, in a shock move that will surprise no one. Facebook has been losing customers since the launch of Google Plus and, over the past month, the social network created by the Sil...
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Funny story: Midsomer Murders - A Welcome Return To Bonkers Form

Midsomer Murders - A Welcome Return To Bonkers Form

John Barnaby returned to our screens in a satisfyingly bonkers episode of Midsomer Murders last night. It seems an age since Neil Dudgeon first stepped out as the detective chief inspector, but this was only his third outing and it didn't disappoint. In fact, the only thing missing from the whole experience was Terry Wogan marvelling over the Midsomer craziness on his Radio 2 breakfast show...
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Funny story: Owen Hargreaves is back and England "kneeds" you!

Owen Hargreaves is back and England "kneeds" you!

Lazarus, better known as Owen Hargreaves, is back and Man Utd boss, Sir Alex Ferguson, eat your heart out. Because he's now playing for their noisy neighbours and main competitors for the title, Man City. Man Utd didn't "kneed" Hargreaves any more...
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Funny story: Rev. Al Sharpton Says He May File Charges Against 'Dancing With The Stars'

Rev. Al Sharpton Says He May File Charges Against 'Dancing With The Stars'

NEW YORK CITY - The entertainment news media publication Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that Reverend Al Sharpton is extremely upset at the fact that the very first person to be eliminated from this years edition of Dancing With The Stars was Metta...
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Funny story: Brad Pitt Has No Idea How The Nude Photos of Angelina Jolie Ended Up On The Internet

Brad Pitt Has No Idea How The Nude Photos of Angelina Jolie Ended Up On The Internet

PROVENCE, France - Brad Pitt said that his cell phone has been ringing non-stop with calls from several entertainment media reporters whom he says he trusts. One reporter Gazebo Serengeti with Bedroom Pillow Talk asked Brad how things were going w...
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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey's Friends Are Concerned As The Former Talk Show Queen Is Packing On The Pounds!

Oprah Winfrey's Friends Are Concerned As The Former Talk Show Queen Is Packing On The Pounds!

CHICAGO - The Right Coast Illustrated Revue is reporting that several of Oprah Winfrey's friends are expressing some concern about the woman they call Miss Oprah. One friend who has known Winfrey for over 20 years is Valdosta Mae "Vittles" LaBrado...
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Funny story: Kent Private Detective On The Trail Of Tortoise Thief!

Kent Private Detective On The Trail Of Tortoise Thief!

Curtis Johnny Ottoman, or Otto. as he is known by his friends, is on the trail of a serial Tortoise Thief in Kent, Twelveoaks. Being one of the few reptilian detectives in the western hemisphere, Otto is world famous for his sleuthing. "Tortoises...
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Funny story: Conflicting Studies Debate "Movers and Shakers"

Conflicting Studies Debate "Movers and Shakers"

In one of the most bizarre turns of research, medical and psychological researchers from the United States and Great Britain have clashed over studies investigating "Movers and Shakers". Professors at the Picadilly Hovel University in Tweed at Sus...
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Funny story: Letters To The Editor - Nostalgia And Bygone Days - Warning : Contains Torrents Of Foul And Abusive Language.

Letters To The Editor - Nostalgia And Bygone Days - Warning : Contains Torrents Of Foul And Abusive Language.

Dear Editor, As a child I always dreamt of being the proud owner of a Johnny Seven One Man Army gun. This was the clever, 'Transformers' type toy gun advertised on the television, which could be fully or partially dismantled to make seven different weapons in one, ranging in scale from a pistol to a rocket launcher. However, being miserable bastards, my parents flatly refused to buy me one, eve...
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