Funny story: The Dorking Review Author speaks out

The Dorking Review Author speaks out

Gary Hoadley, today lifted the lid on the tantrums, fights, wild drinking sessions and drug fuelled parties that plagued the creation of this world renowned book. PARA Speaking exclusively to The Spoof, The Sun, Daily Mail, The Mirror, but not the Guardian, Hoadley opens his heart, and reveals why he almost never made the final press. How did this book come about? Gary: I was in the public...
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Funny story: Hikers land in Oman, promptly arrested for not possessing visas

Hikers land in Oman, promptly arrested for not possessing visas

MUSCAT, Oman--The two American hikers, Shane Bauer and Josh Fattal, landed in Oman after being freed by Iran and were taken immediately into custody. Reason: they had neglected to procure Omanian visas. Oman Minister of Immigration, Yousef Ali, st...
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Funny story: The colour red to be banned in call centres

The colour red to be banned in call centres

It will soon be against the law to wear the colour red whilst working in a call centre. Additionally, any red that is present in a call centre will have to be removed by the company running the call centre. "It is important that we get this done q...
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Funny story: Parthenon to quit Athens as Greek Debt Crisis Worsens

Parthenon to quit Athens as Greek Debt Crisis Worsens

In a statement issued last night on Greek TV the Parthenon, one of the most famous buildings in the world and 3 times winner of Ancient Architectural Idol, announced it is to quit its home in Athens. The Parthenon has stood on top of the Acropoli...
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Funny story: A True Diary of Woe - Part Thirteen

A True Diary of Woe - Part Thirteen

A story of one man's utter failure, depression, frustration, and poverty, starting in August 1947 Chapter Twenty-seven: My first Angling Match I had joined the local pub's angling club (The Gladstone), and was on my first match. It was on the Yorkshire Derwent. I'd only started fishing a month earlier, and was full of trepidation, but excited about it. The lads seemed a decent bunch. B...
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Funny story: Mirror, mirror on the wall... - Senior Citizens Questions

Mirror, mirror on the wall... - Senior Citizens Questions

The following communication was received in our mail box this month, from one of our more mature readers. The other morning, whilst I was preparing my delicate facial features for their daily shave, I could not help but notice the corrosion and disintegration those facial features had undergone in recent years. I began to dream up questions I'd like to ask the mirror, and afterwards I penned th...
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Funny story: Oddest sign of the month, seen in Nottingham's Victoria Shopping Centre

Oddest sign of the month, seen in Nottingham's Victoria Shopping Centre

I would like to offer some advice/tips, for the owner of the Light Blue TGA Breeze 4 Ultimate Mobility Scooter, that I unthinkingly attacked as it ran over me here in the Nottingham shopping centre today 17th September 2011. During a shopping expedition, I was stood, carrier bags by my side, resting my arthritic knee, and coping with the sternum pains from my cardiac operation, leant on my walk...
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Funny story: America driven from Iraq, Afghanistan, following repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell

America driven from Iraq, Afghanistan, following repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell

WASHINGTON, D.C.--The Pentagon is reeling today following spectacular military defeats in Iraq and Afghanistan which have seen the forcible expulsion of all American service members from those countries, mere hours after the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don...
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Funny story: World Peace Day honors NBA star day after he's ousted from "Dancing with the Stars"

World Peace Day honors NBA star day after he's ousted from "Dancing with the Stars"

HOLLYWOOD, Calif.--A day after his ouster from "Dancing with the Stars," Metta World Peace, the NBA star formally known as Ron Artest, was, well, at peace with himself. After all, the world's throwing him a global party. World leaders decided to d...
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Funny story: White Bulger Reward Scam Tied to Iceland, UBS, and Rogue Trader as Plot Unravels!

White Bulger Reward Scam Tied to Iceland, UBS, and Rogue Trader as Plot Unravels!

INTERPOL is now looking into the nefarious connection between the recent capture of Whitey Bulger, the bogus reward payout, the Icelandic Mafia, and the Rogue Trader at UBS responsible for a $2.5B bad investment bet! After 16 years on the lam,...
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Funny story: Cows milk 'methane' blamed in cheese factory blaze

Cows milk 'methane' blamed in cheese factory blaze

Wincanton, Somerset - Highly combustible bovine methane is suspected of being behind a Devon blaze where firefighters are tackling the county's biggest blaze for a decade. Acrid fumes reminiscent of charred Welsh Rarebit have engulfed the area as...
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Funny story: Missing Dorking Man Found Up Own Arse

Missing Dorking Man Found Up Own Arse

A local man who was reported missing four days ago has been located, "safe and unsound", after an astonishing tip-off to his whereabouts from a 'remote-viewer' thousands of miles away in the USA, say Dorking police. Paul Twist, of 23 Abercorn Stre...
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Funny story: Duchess Of Cambridge Seeks Lucid Advice

Duchess Of Cambridge Seeks Lucid Advice

While the Duchess of Cambridge is being tutored on the workings of British institutions to prepare her for a lifetime of royal duties, one expert is missing from her list of teachers. Royal aides have revealed that specialists in the arts, Governm...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Has Just Been Mandated To Do 1,000 Hours of Community Service For Making Out With Her Mom In Public

Lindsay Lohan Has Just Been Mandated To Do 1,000 Hours of Community Service For Making Out With Her Mom In Public

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles County Superior Court judge who has been handling the case of Lindsay Lohan has just issued a directive that mandates that Miss Lohan perform 1,000 hours of community service. Judge Stephanie "Smiley" Sauntner stated...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle to star in 'Pies Like Us' remake

Susan Boyle to star in 'Pies Like Us' remake

London - Details are still a bit sketchy this morning following an announcement about the chubby warbler's film debut in a new take on the 1985 Chevy Chase box office hit. The updated comedy about an espionage ring headquartered at London's oldest...
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Funny story: New Queen portrait unveiled by French Foreign Legion

New Queen portrait unveiled by French Foreign Legion

France - The likeness to Uncle Joe Stalin is said to be formidable even without the addition of a 'dead slug' handlebar mustache, Brigadier General Henri Le Collaborateur commented today. Unveiling the portrait by noted Left Bank piss artiste Arma...
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Funny story: Iran to free U.S. hikers--no wait, they won't--wait, they will, maybe

Iran to free U.S. hikers--no wait, they won't--wait, they will, maybe

TEHRAN, Iran--The saga surrounding the two U.S. hikers being held in Iran continues. Imprisoned two years for entering Iran on a mountain pass instead of on a road, Shane Bauer and Josh Fattal have been jerked around the news in the recent weeks.
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Funny story: US $16 muffins cause riots in Washington!

US $16 muffins cause riots in Washington!

The financially strapped US government have decided that the misery they and their bankers caused has nothing to do with them and decided to carry on just like they did before the crisis started; living a life of audacious decadence. The US govern...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Ron Artest AKA Metta World Peace Is Sent Dribbling Back Home

Dancing With The Stars: Ron Artest AKA Metta World Peace Is Sent Dribbling Back Home

HOLLYWOOD - TV Legal Commentator Nancy Grace and The Los Angeles Laker "Bad Boy of The Court" Ron Artest, who has legally changed his name to Metta World Peace, both found themselves in the bottom two of the first week of Dancing With The Stars. N...
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Funny story: U.S. Military To Deploy Innovative New Weapon

U.S. Military To Deploy Innovative New Weapon

As technology advances, so does the ability to slaughter fellow humans in a more precise and prolific manner. From that first hominid, some 200 thousand or so years ago who decided to bash in his friend's head with a large rock, to nuclear weapons,...
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Funny story: Arsene Wenger Has Gone Completely Mental - Says Bishop Of Dorking

Arsene Wenger Has Gone Completely Mental - Says Bishop Of Dorking

Under fire Arsenal boss, Arsene Wenger may have enjoyed a resounding endorsement from the club's directors following Arsenal's appalling run of recent form, over approximately the last six years, but the Bishop Of Dorking remains firmly convinced tha...
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