Funny story: Google Street View - "Just A Big Con Trick" Says Local Man, Martin Shuttlecock

Google Street View - "Just A Big Con Trick" Says Local Man, Martin Shuttlecock

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today immersed himself in the ongoing string of rows about Google's Street View facility, describing it as 'just a big con.' Street View has attracted criticism for allegedly providing detailed up and coming crime blu...
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Funny story: David Letterman and Jay Leno Offer Sarah Palin $1 Million Each If She'll Hurry Up And Get In The GOP Race Because They Need The Material

David Letterman and Jay Leno Offer Sarah Palin $1 Million Each If She'll Hurry Up And Get In The GOP Race Because They Need The Material

NEW YORK CITY - In an unprecedented move the two late night talk show big hitters David Letterman and Jay Leno have sent an urgent message to Sarah Palin. In an email that was signed by both night time mouthpieces they made Palin an offer of $1 m...
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Funny story: Aggressive measures to be taken after Scarlett Johansson naked photos leaked on Web

Aggressive measures to be taken after Scarlett Johansson naked photos leaked on Web

Scarlett Johansson joins Jessica Alba and Vanessa Hudgens as actresses who have recently upped their trending data immensely by releasing nude photos of themselves via their phones. Aggressive measures taken since this latest release includes men...
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Funny story: Problems with menstruation?

Problems with menstruation?

Ladies, do you suffer from painful periods? Is your monthly flow a bit of a handful? Then why not try Scunthorpe Industrial Chemicals' new duck hormone treatment. Simply inject yourself with the duck hormones three times a day and eat nothing but small bread cubes, and you'll see results within months. Soon your reproductive system will regress to a more primitive state, your body will be...
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Funny story: Is Obama A Giraffe? All Neck But No Ass (ACTION)

Is Obama A Giraffe? All Neck But No Ass (ACTION)

WASHINGTON: Although most American Muslims are satisfied with Obama, Jews have turned on him, as political novice Bob Turner defeated Democrat State Assemblyman David Weprin in a special election to fill the seat of disgraced Congressman Anthony Wei...
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Funny story: Riot gang leaders to open private prison for gang training

Riot gang leaders to open private prison for gang training

Several gang-leaders responsible for co-ordinating riots across the UK have confirmed they are considering creating their own privately run prisons to ensure the best possible training for gang members prior to their release. ManDem gang leader Ru...
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Funny story: Tory Plan to Seduce Women

Tory Plan to Seduce Women

With an alarming fall of support for the Tories among women, shown in the latest opinion poll around our household, the Conservative High Command are seeking ways to win back women. My wife has been consulted on this matter and has been advising David Cameron on how she might be seduced. Being a free minded sort of chap with my roots in Eton playing fields I have agreed to my dearly beloved adv...
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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Gets Her Heart Broken Again As Boyfriend Ryan Reynolds Tells Her She Won't Be Hearing Any Wedding Bells

Sandra Bullock Gets Her Heart Broken Again As Boyfriend Ryan Reynolds Tells Her She Won't Be Hearing Any Wedding Bells

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock has had more ups and downs this past year than Coney Island's Cyclone Roller Coaster. The Hollywood starlet has just about gotten over her heartbreak at the blatant unfaithfulness of her now ex-husband Jesse "Wiener With F...
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Funny story: Putting the Plug in the Euro Sink

Putting the Plug in the Euro Sink

As stocks and shares are not being shared any longer European finance ministers are seeking ways to put a plug in the Euro Sink. Our exclusive information is that 'Bathroom Brown' - renowned for cracking sinks (and a few heads) is being called in...
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Funny story: PMQ titters at Miliband's 'the Chancellor has lashed himself to the mast ...not for the first time perhaps!'

PMQ titters at Miliband's 'the Chancellor has lashed himself to the mast ...not for the first time perhaps!'

London - A thinly veiled S&M joke at PMQs today saw UK Chancellor George Osborne squirming in his Commons front bench seat. Opposition Leader Ed Miliband's swipe at Government economic policy saw a nudge-nudge/wink-wink remark allude to tabloi...
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Funny story: Carpenter evicts 12 families of African immigrants in one day

Carpenter evicts 12 families of African immigrants in one day

A self-unemployed carpenter from the Irish Midlands has been condemned, castigated and called a callous c-unit for heartlessly evicting twelve families of African immigrants from their temporary accommodation. The families, believed to be from Sou...
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Funny story: Arsene Wenger eyes up German Benders

Arsene Wenger eyes up German Benders

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is planning to beef up his lightweight squad by signing German International Sven Bender. The hard tackling Borussia Dortmund midfielder caught Wenger's eye in the recent Champion's League match: "Bender would stiffe...
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Funny story: Noel Edmonds arrested when Deal or No Deal Cult exposed

Noel Edmonds arrested when Deal or No Deal Cult exposed

Noel Edmonds has been arrested by London Metropolitan Police this morning, when it was revealed that Deal or No Deal is a cult. "We first figured that Edmonds was a wrong 'un," said Detective Inspector Oscar Romeo, who led the investigation, "when...
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Funny story: Buxom Wench Spotted In McDonalds

Buxom Wench Spotted In McDonalds

McDonalds food service crew members: short, squat, pasty-faced hunchback cripples, or else goofy-toothed beanpoles with chests flatter than the counter itself. In short, not the sort of female company you want to encounter before you sink your teeth...
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Funny story: Expert Warns of Risk of Death

Expert Warns of Risk of Death

The following are excerpts from a news presentation given by the distinguished authority on Health and Medicine, Lafra Dablawala, PhD, of the Research Dept. of Bakwas Institute, one of the world's leading medical universities. In a special report, the full details of which can be read in "The Ghanta Journal of Medicine," titled: "Death: Who Is At Risk?" the doctor says that results prove concl...
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Funny story: Secret deal cited for release of Chinese minister

Secret deal cited for release of Chinese minister

The latest report out of China has confirmed rumors that Liu Zhijun, former Chinese railway minister, has been released pending a decision by the disciplinary wing of the Communist Party of China. Zhijun, 58, who had been railway minister since 20...
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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Depressed At The Cancellation of Her Show 'Kate Plus 8' Seeks Comfort In The Rock and Roll Arms of Steven Tyler

Kate Gosselin Depressed At The Cancellation of Her Show 'Kate Plus 8' Seeks Comfort In The Rock and Roll Arms of Steven Tyler

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin has cried so much this past week that one of her close friends confided to iRumors that two of the Gosselin kids slipped on Kate's tears in the kitchen and got bruises on their tibias and femurs. Kate's cable...
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Funny story: Karl Rove to become priest in Catholic Church

Karl Rove to become priest in Catholic Church

Vatican--Karl Rove is sick of exploiting the weak-minded with tales of how some mysterious figure is trying to take away all their rights. "I feel the horrible burden of my sins, all the lies, like Republicans care about the unborn children of po...
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