Funny story: The White House Papers

The White House Papers

The New York Times recently received the transcript of the latest cabinet meeting at the White House. The Times released the following excerpts of the meeting. President Obama: First I want to open this meeting by thanking Secretary Panetta for killing Awlaki and that other guy. Leon, job well done! (Round of applause from around the table) Secretary Panetta: Thank you, Mr. President.
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Funny story: Dutch trains get "pee bags" instead of tea bags!

Dutch trains get "pee bags" instead of tea bags!

The Dutch always at the forefront of innovation (especially if you enjoy a joint or two) are to introduce "pee bags" and discard tea bags on all of their train services during the winter period. The reason for this very innovative idea is that Dut...
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Funny story: A Day In The Life Of A Spoof Writer

A Day In The Life Of A Spoof Writer

Call them failed journalists, failed authors or even failed spoof writers - just call them. A spoof writer's life is short but exciting, but these are after all the makers of dreams. That is, if you dream of badly written newspaper articles about things that didn't really happen. A typical spoof writer will begin his or her day at around midday. After a short glass of mother's ruin, he will gat...
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Funny story: McChrystal: U.S. had simplistic view of Afghanistan, should've kicked ass like Genghis Khan did

McChrystal: U.S. had simplistic view of Afghanistan, should've kicked ass like Genghis Khan did

WASHINGTON, D.C.--Retired general Stanley McChrystal, who led the Obama administration's "surge" strategy in 2009, shared with the Council on Foreign Relations a harsh truth that sounded like an old song: America don't know much about history. "We...
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Funny story: Horse Found in the Thames Shock

Horse Found in the Thames Shock

The winner of the 2.30 at Sandown Park went celebrating after his victory, upending his jockey and galloping off towards the River Thames for a much needed drink. He was found by a pensioner wandering near the river who contacted the Police: 'Ther...
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Funny story: A Heartbroken Jessica Simpson Asks "Am I A Damn Doormat Or What?" As Her Fiancé Cancels Their Wedding Plans

A Heartbroken Jessica Simpson Asks "Am I A Damn Doormat Or What?" As Her Fiancé Cancels Their Wedding Plans

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - A very pregnant Jessica Simpson and her fiancé Eric Johnson cannot hide the fact that there is trouble, lots of trouble in paradise. Simpson, who is with child, a real baby, not Eric, told a close friend that Eric has cancelled t...
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Funny story: Steve Jobs died bankrupt - reports

Steve Jobs died bankrupt - reports

Cupertino, California - The mystery backers who bankrolled Steve Jobs owned all the patents behind the company that now sees his posthumous wealth valued at $7 billion. Papers filed before a California court detail the parent company ownership tha...
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Funny story: Arsenal's Ramsey Says It's Easier To Play For Wales Than The Gunners

Arsenal's Ramsey Says It's Easier To Play For Wales Than The Gunners

Young Welsh skipper Aaron Ramsey reckons he finds it easier to play for his country than the misfiring Gunners. The 20-year-old midfielder has become a regular for the north Londoners again after recovering from a badly broken leg. But as the W...
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Funny story: Met Police delighted with new space hoppers

Met Police delighted with new space hoppers

Moves to improve the mobility of Metropolitan police officers on the beat and to reduce response times to reported crimes are proving highly effective, the chief constable announced today. A think-tank last year advocated a raft of new measures t...
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Funny story: Angry Customer Sues Barber after Haircut Goes Wrong

Angry Customer Sues Barber after Haircut Goes Wrong

An extremely annoyed customer has sued his barber after his head was completely shaved. Bob Russell, of Portsmouth NH says he did not ask for his head to be shaved. The barber could also face criminal charges of assault. Russell, 65, explained...
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Funny story: Life after the shift - a message from the near future.

Life after the shift - a message from the near future.

The Shift affected the previous citizens of the United States of America the most, as they all became stateless when the United States became disunited. A few relics of their previous culture stand out like sore thumbs all over the world, but these Embassy and Consular buildings have been modified into holiday camps and are now major tourist attractions, much like Auschwitz. The remaining fe...
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Funny story: Your kids want a phone? There's an app for that

Your kids want a phone? There's an app for that

It seems that children want a phone at an ever younger age these days. Parents are concerned about letting their kids have a mobile phone though, and this is where iNanny comes in. This app is produced by Apple and integrates seemlessly into the i...
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Funny story: University Challenge Reviews Blackout Ends After Chiswick Talks Brokered By Top Academic

University Challenge Reviews Blackout Ends After Chiswick Talks Brokered By Top Academic

Controversial historian Ken Lucid was at the centre of high-powered talks that will see reviews of University Challenge return to influential news site TheSpoof from next week. The popular TV quiz show was reviewed every week during its 2010/11 se...
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Funny story: The NBA Lockout Causes The Reality Show 'Basketball Wives' To Be Put On Hold

The NBA Lockout Causes The Reality Show 'Basketball Wives' To Be Put On Hold

MIAMI - There is a group of ladies who are literally fit to be tied. The gals are stars of the reality TV show Basketball Wives which follows the day-to-day dalliances of the ex-wives and ex-girlfriends of some NBA basketball players. Shaunie O'Ne...
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Funny story: Big Time Drama Hits The Ashton Kutcher-Demi Moore Marriage

Big Time Drama Hits The Ashton Kutcher-Demi Moore Marriage

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The hills are alive with the sound of shouting. Neighbors of one of the most popular May-December married couples in Tinsel Town, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, reported hearing some sounds that broke the serenity of the land of the...
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