Funny story: Black Man Spotted In Scooterville

Black Man Spotted In Scooterville

The small town of Scooterville, NJ (pop 256) is still reeling this evening after a black person was spotted within the town limits. The first sighting of a black man in the town since records, recording this phenomena, began. Most residents remai...
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Funny story: Michele Bachmann Campaigns In Kankakee, Illinois and Catches Hell From Some of The Crowd

Michele Bachmann Campaigns In Kankakee, Illinois and Catches Hell From Some of The Crowd

KANKAKEE, Illinois - Michele Bachmann's Hair Spray Across America Bus Tour found itself in Kankakee, Illinois, the home of Johnny Appleseed Instant Apple Sauce. She was greeted by a group of well wishers who wished her presidential campaign well a...
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Funny story: Johnny Robinson Slated For The Ultimate CD Anthem Release Of All Time

Johnny Robinson Slated For The Ultimate CD Anthem Release Of All Time

News has leaked out - possibly via a sagging pit prop - that Johnny Robinson, out of the X-Factor has been selected to front the ultimate anthemic anthems CD of anthems of all time. Mega musical guru of gurus, Simon Cowbell, has got his head toget...
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Funny story: Bunga, Bunga Babe beds Balotelli!

Bunga, Bunga Babe beds Balotelli!

Mario Balotelli is not only in the news for setting his bathroom on fire, sulking, being a bad boy, wearing Mafia T-shirts, shooting down Man Utd and other eccentric capers. He also is being bedded by bunga, bunga girl, busty beauty, Raffaella Fico a...
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Funny story: Television Adverts: An Open Rant By Chester P Chester.

Television Adverts: An Open Rant By Chester P Chester.

Hello, I'm Chester P Chester, and I'd like to talk, if I may, for a few moments about adverts. I really do hate adverts. Not the ones in magazines or on billboards. No, they're ok. It's the ones on TV. I've just sat down with a nice bowl of chips and some ketchup and some bint comes on the box to tell me about her period. I DON'T CARE!! Did you know that Domestos kills all known germs dead...
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Funny story: Queens Allowed To Become Queen

Queens Allowed To Become Queen

Historically, only heterosexual Protestant females were ever allowed to become the Queen of England, Britain and the Empire. But after a ruling today made by the 16 Commonwealth countries, gays and Catholics are now allowed. This means that if Kat...
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Funny story: What do Germans think about the Euro-bailout?

What do Germans think about the Euro-bailout?

The Eurozone looks to be safe for the next few weeks after the heads of the 17 countries which use the Euro agreed to stuff more money in envelopes and throw them at Greece. But what do ordinary sausage-slapping Germans think of it? Germany has the most to lose from the current bailouts, as it is the richest country in the Eurozone - as well as the most warmongering. We asked several ordinary G...
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Funny story: Sombreros, Foils, And Swirly Capes - UK Fashion World Takes Dorking Designer Route

Sombreros, Foils, And Swirly Capes - UK Fashion World Takes Dorking Designer Route

It's official! Dorking has overtaken London, Milan, Paris, and New York as the fashion capital of the world. The sleepy Surrey commuter belt town has wowed fashionistas the world over with its avante garde approach to fashion, "It isn't all about...
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Funny story: John Terry denies having a porcupine on his head

John Terry denies having a porcupine on his head

John Terry has categorically denied having a porcupine on his head during Chelsea's shock defeat at QPR. In a carefully worded statement, John Terry told a reporter "It's not a fucking porcupine you cunt." The FA are investigating the porcupi...
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Funny story: Shock as temperature of Earth linked to temperature of its only source of heat

Shock as temperature of Earth linked to temperature of its only source of heat

The world of science is today in a state of shock with the revelation the recent cold winters in the UK and other places in northern Europe are directly linked the temperature of the Earth's only source of heat. Scientists are said to be perplexed...
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Funny story: Anger as Famed Town Not Included In Rolling Stones Tour of USA

Anger as Famed Town Not Included In Rolling Stones Tour of USA

The residents of a small New Jersey town are today fuming after the town was omitted from a list of venues for the upcoming Rolling Stones tour of America. Scooterville (pop 246), a town famed for its wildlife park, Man from UNCLE Conventions, mu...
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Funny story: Pizza declared a 'Human right'

Pizza declared a 'Human right'

The UK government has voted unanimously to award pizza in the same category as somewhere to live, clean water, broadband and education by naming it as a basic human right. "Pizza is truly the world's best food," said government Health Minister and...
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Funny story: Aerosmith Front Man Steven Tyler Beaten Senseless by Aliens

Aerosmith Front Man Steven Tyler Beaten Senseless by Aliens

Steven Tyler, front man for the rock band Aerosmith, claimed in an interview from AsunciĆ³n Paraguay that he was recently abducted by aliens from outer space. In the interview Tyler claimed that he was sitting on a hotel toilet reading a copy of the W...
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Funny story: Japanese midget sub 'was on WWII dwarf tossing exercise'

Japanese midget sub 'was on WWII dwarf tossing exercise'

Papua New Guinea - Did World War II end in a flurry of Japanese midgets pitching enemy-combatant dwarves into disputed international waters? And were they all 'wrecked' on Sake?? The discovery of a Ko-hyoteki-class midget submarine deep under Simp...
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Funny story: Man City to use Tevez as world's most expensive door stop

Man City to use Tevez as world's most expensive door stop

Manchester City F.C. said Thursday it has no intention of selling sometimes footballer Carlos Tevez to Corinthians in the January transfer window, instead opting to trigger a contract clause that would see the out-of-favour Argentinean serve as a do...
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Funny story: Footballers too stupid to understand concept of racism, report finds

Footballers too stupid to understand concept of racism, report finds

Premier league footballers are to be exonerated for their verbal controversies following the revelation that they are too inherently stupid to understand the literary connotations of what makes a given combination of words racist, a new study has fou...
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Funny story: Netflix Cancels Its Subscriptions To Itself

Netflix Cancels Its Subscriptions To Itself

CALIFORNIA - In what people are calling the most shocking revelation known to mail order products and services, the United States Post Office has reported that Netflix has just canceled its subscription to itself. Post Office employee Jack Ripper...
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Funny story: Surgeon General Demands Disclosure From Tobacco Companies

Surgeon General Demands Disclosure From Tobacco Companies

The Surgeon General has demanded that tobacco companies must now place all of the ingredients that are put in cigarettes onto the individual boxes that the cigarettes come in. This comes after pressure from the US Firefighters Association, when it...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Doctor In Jeopardy Of Losing His Medical License And His Name Changed to Michael Jackson Doctor

Michael Jackson Doctor In Jeopardy Of Losing His Medical License And His Name Changed to Michael Jackson Doctor

LOS ANGELES - As the involuntary manslaughter trial of Michael Jackson's personal physician continues, the defense team have been increasingly fearful not about the loss of medical license or possible jail time of eternity, but that the doctor's name...
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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson To Ditch Top Gear For Top Totty

Jeremy Clarkson To Ditch Top Gear For Top Totty

Top Gear presenter and lothario, Jeremy Clarkson, is set to announce his departure from the world's favourite motoring TV show. Following hot on the heels of further revelations of extramarital indiscretions and the withdrawal of his super injunction...
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Funny story: NFL Wide Receiver Terrell Owens Rather Start A Clothing Line Than Play Arena Football

NFL Wide Receiver Terrell Owens Rather Start A Clothing Line Than Play Arena Football

LOS ANGELES - "Hell no! I won't go!" was how the unemployed and former NFL football player Terrell Owens first responded when an arena football team offered $400 a week with no vacation and two days of sick time. The Arena Football League, widely...
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Funny story: First Time Ever In World Series History That A Seventh Game Is Necessary Since 2002

First Time Ever In World Series History That A Seventh Game Is Necessary Since 2002

ST. LOUIS - Baseball analysts have called it the best series their eyes have ever seen. Commissioner Bud Selig will be paid a time and a half for the very first time. Fox Network touched their nose with their tongue and poked fun at TBS on Facebook.
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Funny story: Herman "The Pizza Bro" Cain Says That He Has Already Picked His Secretary of The Treasury

Herman "The Pizza Bro" Cain Says That He Has Already Picked His Secretary of The Treasury

CLEVELAND - Herman Cain's The I Just Be Chilaxin Bus Tour pulled into the city that sits on the banks of Lake Erie and is the home of the Cleveland Indians, The Cleveland Browns, and the Cleveland Cavaliers. Cain spoke in the parking lot of a loca...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga States That There Is No Sex Video of Her And Jesse James

Lady Gaga States That There Is No Sex Video of Her And Jesse James

NEW YORK CITY - Lady Gaga recently went shopping for some fruit items which she said will become part of her next costume. She came out of Guido & Giuseppe's Fruit Basket Shop with three papayas, two guavas, two honeydew melons, and an assortm...
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Funny story: The Queen talks down to CHOGM

The Queen talks down to CHOGM

Her Maj the Queen this morning opened the Commonwealth Heads of Government Conference (CHOGM) in Perth, Western Australia. Here are the key excerpts from her opening speech: Ewwwww, hellewwww, my name is Elizabeth, Queen of England, and what's left of one's great aunt Victoria's once massive empire. One hopes you appreciate the effort Philip and I have made to come to Australia. It's a frigh...
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Funny story: Mayor Ford's Potty Mouth In Trouble Again

Mayor Ford's Potty Mouth In Trouble Again

A 911 dispatcher in Toronto says Mayor Rob Ford verbally abused and swore vulgar slurs at her when he called to report a television crew of two persons outside his home, according to CBC News. Ford phoned the emergency line on Monday after comedia...
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