Funny story: Alan Partridge Reverses Into Joe Pasquale

Alan Partridge Reverses Into Joe Pasquale

Alan Partridge, the controversial broadcaster whose autobiography was released earlier this month, was left red faced after reversing his Lexus into high pitched funny-man Joe Pasquale. Both men were left shaken but unhurt after the incident in t...
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Funny story: Prisoner Sues Government For Being Locked Up

Prisoner Sues Government For Being Locked Up

Convicted murderer Derek Frazer has been granted permission by a High Court Judge to sue the prison service over a fundamental breach of his human rights. The right not to be locked up. Legal papers lodged today state that the convicted murderer h...
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Funny story: Five year study into understanding frogs concludes

Five year study into understanding frogs concludes

Professor Huey Verse has spent the past five years studying the various calls of the Amazonian amphibians in their native habitat in order to discover if these simple creatures have a form of language. "I have been living in a tent being bitten by...
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Funny story: Police Chief Sacked Over Widdecombe Error

Police Chief Sacked Over Widdecombe Error

A senior Metropolitan Police officer has been sacked and two PC's suspended after the wrongful arrest of Ann Widdecombe. On Saturday night, the former Conservative politician was held in a cell for 9 hours after being mistaken for a black youth w...
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Funny story: Government and DWP announce new Yob Centres

Government and DWP announce new Yob Centres

The Government, through the Department for Work and Pensions, has announced the introduction of new Yob Centres aimed especially at the work-shy, brain dead and late-teen New Direction fans. Tastefully decorated in appealing "street pizza" pattern...
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Funny story: Earl of Wessex wants to be known as Ed

Earl of Wessex wants to be known as Ed

Prince Edward Earl of Wessex has made it clear to his staff that from now on he wishes to be known as just plain Ed, by every member of the royal household and also by the public. Prime Minister David Cameron has refused to comment on revelations...
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Funny story: Burnley To Be Awarded F1 GP!

Burnley To Be Awarded F1 GP!

It's such hot news that it probably won't be announced for a day or two yet, but the semi-derelict Lancashire mill town of Burnley appears to have been slated to host the British Grand Prix between 2013 and 2013. It is thought that F1 chiefs, tire...
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Funny story: Governor Rick Perry Is Fed Up With Fellow Texan Ron Paul And He Has A Big Shocking Surprise For The 'Old Geezer'

Governor Rick Perry Is Fed Up With Fellow Texan Ron Paul And He Has A Big Shocking Surprise For The 'Old Geezer'

NORTH PLATTE, Nebraska - Texas Governor Rick Perry was up in Nebraska on a beef cattle selling business trip. The Lone Star state governor deals with one of the biggest steak providers in the entire nation Steaks 'R' Us. Governor Perry estimat...
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Funny story: What Was The Mysterious Disc Buried With Gadaffi?

What Was The Mysterious Disc Buried With Gadaffi?

Controversy continues to dog the deposed, beaten, and executed former Libyan leader, even as he rots away beneath the sand dunes of the northern Sahara. The talk among the few present at the despotic leader's interment, was of a mystery disc, toss...
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Funny story: Toddlers and Tiaras Announces Pole Dancing Competition

Toddlers and Tiaras Announces Pole Dancing Competition

"Toddlers and Tiaras" has gradually been losing interest with the public. In an effort to maintain a fan base, they are producing a spin-off series. This new series "Goo-goo a Go-Go" is centered on training former child beauty queens for their un...
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Funny story: Amanda Knox Reveals The Interesting Reason Why She Will Not Vote For Herman Cain

Amanda Knox Reveals The Interesting Reason Why She Will Not Vote For Herman Cain

SEATTLE - Amanda Knox was sitting at a local park eating some Chicken McNuggets while enjoying the fresh smell of freedom. Knox spent four years in an Italian prison where she said the smell reminded her of what the inside of a goat's stomach prob...
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Funny story: X-Factor's Johnny Robinson In Talks With The Spoof

X-Factor's Johnny Robinson In Talks With The Spoof

X-Factor's ever so slightly effeminate, but not necessarily gay, contestant, Johnny Robinson, has been in talks with the big boys at world renowned satirical website, The Spoof - with a view to signing up as a writer. Sources say that Robinson fir...
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Funny story: Irrelevant News Story Dominates Headlines

Irrelevant News Story Dominates Headlines

An irrelevant news story is dominating headlines in the tiny town of Scooterville, New Jersey. Scootterville (population 245) is famed for being the home of inventor Larry Cockspur, who in 1956 created the first overcoat with wings, sadly though,...
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Funny story: Bees in Utah hijack truck!

Bees in Utah hijack truck!

A swarm of bees, 20 million actually, have hijacked a truck they were being carried in and it was last seen being carried over a Utah forest at 5000 feet circled by a huge black cloud. An eyewitness, Yogi Grizzly-Honeysucker, couldn't believe his...
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Funny story: The Amazing Reason Why New Jersey Governor Chris Christie Endorsed Mitt Romney

The Amazing Reason Why New Jersey Governor Chris Christie Endorsed Mitt Romney

OSHKOSH, Wisconsin - Mitt Romney's The Mormon Master Bus Tour pulled into Oshkosh, Wisconsin, the town famous for having been the place where the first grilled cheese sandwich was grilled. "Old Mittens" spoke at an empty lot located next to a Pomp...
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Funny story: Dawkins - Claims to know the mind of Jesus Christ

Dawkins - Claims to know the mind of Jesus Christ

Atheist loon and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins now imagines that he knows how Jesus thinks. The troubled children's author continues to plummet further into the realms of fantasy. Only last week he displayed his ignorance of the Bible, when h...
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Funny story: Gaddafi: the body vanishes!

Gaddafi: the body vanishes!

Libya - In a eerie twisty reminiscent of Alfred Hitchcock's 1938 movie thriller The Lady Vanishes the remains of horrible Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi have vamooshed into thin heir (sic) along with one of his awful sons, Mutassim. National Tran...
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Funny story: Cameron Buried Somewhere in the Desert

Cameron Buried Somewhere in the Desert

David Cameron has reportedly been 'buried in the desert' by his friends in the Conservative Party who say there is 'no bad blood' in their decision to inter Cameron in an unmarked grave. A mistake by a policeman who mistook a 111 call for a 999 on...
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Funny story: GMP receive an eight grand CO2 charge for helping in the London Riots

GMP receive an eight grand CO2 charge for helping in the London Riots

Greater Manchester Police were left reeling and feeling out of pocket this week when they received an eight thousand pounds charge for crossing the emissions zone in London during the London riots. "We were shocked," said Chief of Police, Henry Ho...
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Funny story: Paedophiles gearing up for their national holiday

Paedophiles gearing up for their national holiday

Parents are warned to keep a close eye on their children this Halloween and accompany them on their Trick or Treating. "A lot of paedophiles see Halloween as Home Delivery Night," said DI Henry Hoover of Dorking CID. "We'd like to ensure that this...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga To Wear Spookly The Square Pumpkin at Charlie Sheen's Halloween Bash

Lady Gaga To Wear Spookly The Square Pumpkin at Charlie Sheen's Halloween Bash

HOLLYWOOD - There are six days remaining until America's favorite holiday where every age has a party to go to, where everyone wears whoever they want to be, where Lady Gaga says it's okay to be square. Never mind the fact that the party will take...
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Funny story: Rick Perry Vowed To Create Texas Illegal Immmigrant Magnets in Massachusetts If Romney Continues to Talk Trash

Rick Perry Vowed To Create Texas Illegal Immmigrant Magnets in Massachusetts If Romney Continues to Talk Trash

TEXAS - It has been nearly a week since the last GOP Presidential debate took place in Las Vegas but only one day since the top contenders have been trading blows in what is becoming a hostile end. After a long weekend of hunting dead monkeys, de...
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Funny story: Police make a gruesome discovery in a Dorking house

Police make a gruesome discovery in a Dorking house

Police were horrified to make a gruesome discovery in an ordinary terraced house in central Dorking yesterday at the home of mortician Tom Cadaver. "We were alerted by a neighbour," said detective inspector Henry Hoover. "He took a parcel for Cada...
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Funny story: Government Announces Training Scheme For Jeremy Kyle Guests

Government Announces Training Scheme For Jeremy Kyle Guests

As part of an initiative to make education more relevant to modern day Britain, the government is to offer vocational training for potential Jeremy Kyle guests. Education minister, Robert Smith-Smythe, told reporters who attended the launch exactl...
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Funny story: President Obama's Stolen Teleprompter Has Been Found In A Mexicali, Mexico Piñata Shop

President Obama's Stolen Teleprompter Has Been Found In A Mexicali, Mexico Piñata Shop

MEXICALI, Mexico - The Chief of Police of the bordertown of Mexicali has issued an official federal notification that his police department has located United States President Obama's stolen teleprompter in a piñata shop. Police Chief Bolero Ochoc...
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Funny story: A Heartbroken Demi Moore Has Agreed To Appear On "Cougar Town"

A Heartbroken Demi Moore Has Agreed To Appear On "Cougar Town"

HOLLYWOOD - Demi Moore has had her share of disappointments throughout her movie career. Back in 1985, she appeared in the film St. Elmo's Fire with a group of young actors who became known as "The Brat Pack." "The Brat Pack" included Emilio Es...
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Funny story: Willie Nelson Announces His GOP Choice For President

Willie Nelson Announces His GOP Choice For President

AUSTIN - Willie Nelson, who at 77, is still going strong and performing his country music songs to sell out audiences from Bangor, Maine to Calexico, California says that he feels better at 77, than he did at 27. Willie spoke with Buck Yazoo of Yi...
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