Funny story: The Lead From Behind Academy of Leadership Development

The Lead From Behind Academy of Leadership Development

New York, NY - A recent Gallup Poll shows that 69% of Republicans prefer leadership from behind vs only 64% of Democrats, this goes against recent declarations of Washington Republicans and most of the Republican Candidates for President. The pol...
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Funny story: Health and Safety Executive not happy with storage of Gaddafi's body

Health and Safety Executive not happy with storage of Gaddafi's body

The Health and Safty Executive (HSE) have issued a directive regarding the body storage of Colonel Gaddafi, the former Libyan dictator. In a directive issued to Libya's National Transitional Council, the HSE's representative in the region, Mustaph...
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Funny story: X-Factor - Johnny Robinson Through! - Gay Satirists Celebrate!

X-Factor - Johnny Robinson Through! - Gay Satirists Celebrate!

Gay satirists who write for a popular satirical website (Which we can't name here for fear of ridicule.) who apparently have a soft spot for gerbils and cross dressing, were rejoicing this evening as Johnny Robinson made it through to next week's rou...
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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Has Trouble Winning in Angry Birds

Kobe Bryant Has Trouble Winning in Angry Birds

LOS ANGELES - It's been one hundred and fifteen days since the National Basketball Association has been on lockout. Although sport pundits tell me that these kind so lockouts in sports always deal with the same thing, money, greed, and home court adv...
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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Caught Cheating on Twitter with New Social Network Chime.In

Ashton Kutcher Caught Cheating on Twitter with New Social Network Chime.In

TWITTER - It's been widely reported that Ashton Kutcher has been public in his comments about the status of truth and honest reporting from media and social media outlets. He even paints a dream when publishers were 'gatekeepers of truth.' However, h...
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Funny story: The NFL Fines 49ers Coach Jim Harbaugh and Lions Coach Jim Schwartz Plus Requires Them To Attend Anger Management Classes

The NFL Fines 49ers Coach Jim Harbaugh and Lions Coach Jim Schwartz Plus Requires Them To Attend Anger Management Classes

NEW YORK CITY - A spokesperson for the National Football League has stated that league officials after reviewing the post game video of the game between the San Francisco 49ers and the Detroit Lions have issued a decision on the after-the-game alterc...
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Funny story: Manchester - City Of Zombies And Berserkers

Manchester - City Of Zombies And Berserkers

Any sceptics out there who doubt the existence of supernatural phenomena need only visit Manchester this evening. The supernatural hotspot city, renowned for voodoo, black magick, gypsy curses and occasionally football, is jumping with supernatural h...
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Funny story: Germans and Israelis attack the earth with scrap metal satellites!

Germans and Israelis attack the earth with scrap metal satellites!

Germany and Israel have been secretly plotting WWIII in outer space. They have been launching satellites which were especially designed to conk out, become scrap and then re-enter the earth's atmosphere bombarding the planets surface. As the world...
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Funny story: Sir Alex Silent As Noisy Neighbours Subject Sorry United To A Ruthless Six-One Mauling

Sir Alex Silent As Noisy Neighbours Subject Sorry United To A Ruthless Six-One Mauling

Sir Alex Ferguson refused to comment today as Manchester United were ruthlessly dismantled by the noisy neighbours at Old Trafford. After a six goal hiding, a Sky Sports assistant knocked on the United dressing room door and asked Sir Alex to come...
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Funny story: Too Many TV Viewers Believe The Weather Forecasts!

Too Many TV Viewers Believe The Weather Forecasts!

Modern psychological techniques being used by mainstream media to get viewers to believe without question versions of truth convenient to the government are proving so successful that it may soon be necessary to start broadcasting the weather foreca...
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Funny story: Manchester City Stuff United In Derby? You're Having A Laugh, Says Expert

Manchester City Stuff United In Derby? You're Having A Laugh, Says Expert

A top football expert refused to believe that the Manchester derby ended with City demolishing United 6-1. "Give over. You're having a laugh, aren't you," said EIF News & Features sports editor Thelonious Adidas when he heard the result. "Go o...
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Funny story: The hunt is on for the seven billionth human

The hunt is on for the seven billionth human

According to the world census, the seven billionth person will be born on October thirty-first. The hunt is on for this yet-to-be-baby. "We're hoping it won't be in some remote Amazonian village," said World Census co-ordinator, Jean Heyus. "We've...
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Funny story: Noisy neighbours crash a party in Manchester!

Noisy neighbours crash a party in Manchester!

Man United's noisy neighbours crashed the party at the Theatre of Dreams today and took over the city for the first time in 43 years. Money talks and City proved to Utd that money plus quality = success, especially in footy and spanked United's bums...
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Funny story: Manchester City's Kompany To Receive Award After Derby

Manchester City's Kompany To Receive Award After Derby

Vincent Kompany, captain of Manchester City, has been awarded with the official title of football's largest head, say F.A chiefs. "We don't mean he's a boaster, or a cocky so-and-so," said Carl Bender, F.A spokesman, "we just mean he has the bigge...
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Funny story: Rosat satellite falls on Turkey causing 7.3 earthquake - reports

Rosat satellite falls on Turkey causing 7.3 earthquake - reports

Germany's out-of-control Roentgen Satellite (Rosat) - seen re-entering the Earth's atmosphere around 02.00GMT - is suspected of causing the 7.3 tremor which struck Eastern Turkey's city of Van today. Some 20 tonnes of space junk are thought to hav...
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Funny story: Stalybridge Celtic manager reveals the secret to their success

Stalybridge Celtic manager reveals the secret to their success

Stalybridge Celtic have set a personal best record by going unbeaten at home for nearly the whole of 2011, and manager Jim Harvey has come forward to explain how such a record was set. "It's quite simply down to the fans at the club," said former...
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Funny story: Ode to the Coalition

Ode to the Coalition

The Coalition was formed, with the Lib-Dems & Tory shower, Clegg joined with Cameron, to get them into power, Making Clegg suicidal, as he has to kotower, Their political views, pretender to concur. No rise in VAT, they both assured the voting hoards, But it was agreed there would be by the political Lords, More fact-finding holidays to the Norwegian fjords, Amidst many resulting infi...
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Funny story: The Cucumber Man - a spoof by my six year old son

The Cucumber Man - a spoof by my six year old son

The following is a spoof fairy tale written by my six year old son (I typed, but it all his own words). Once upon a time, there was a little girl and little boy who lived with their mum and dad. One day, they planted some cucumbers. In three weeks, cucumbers started to grow. They grew and grew and grew. The two children and their mum and dad picked the cucumbers' and they took them inside...
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Funny story: Altrincham accused of manipulating League Golden Boot

Altrincham accused of manipulating League Golden Boot

Altrincham Football Club who ply their trade in the Conference North, two promotions away from the football league, have been discovered attempting to manipulate the Golden Boot to ensure at least one trophy goes to Altrincham this season. "Basica...
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Funny story: This Week in Politics Ode - 23 Oct 2011

This Week in Politics Ode - 23 Oct 2011

Hayley Taylor said the millions of unemployed Need carrots, not sticks! And help to understand the messages from the Government dicks, Not bullying, threatening, mocking or dirty Government tricks, And their volatile confusing verbal acrobatics! Liam Fox MP was dignified, but still disgraced, this week don't you know, His resignation as Defence Secretary must have been a blow, To his frien...
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Funny story: MLB and ESPN: No One Wants To Watch the World Series... Until Now

MLB and ESPN: No One Wants To Watch the World Series... Until Now

TEXAS - Baseball history has always recorded the tales of great baseball performances but among the greatest are the men who dominate in the most important series of games, the World Series. When the New York Yankees, and maybe the Philadelphia P...
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Funny story: Detroit Lions Coach Jim Schwartz Still Pissed Off About Last Week's Handshake

Detroit Lions Coach Jim Schwartz Still Pissed Off About Last Week's Handshake

DETROIT - It's been one week since Jim Schwartz was publically embarrassed out of his mind by 49ers head coach Jim Harbaugh. Unfortunately, there is still nothing Coach Swartz can do about it. Story goes as this: Immediately, at the end of the las...
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Funny story: Michele Bachmann Hangs up on Sarah Palin After Being Called Witch

Michele Bachmann Hangs up on Sarah Palin After Being Called Witch

MINNESOTA - In what has been dubbed the most disappointing political campaign narrative out of the rank and file presidential hopefuls, Sarah Palin made an effort to interrupt her new reality show, "Bristol's not the boss," and give Michele Bachmann...
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Funny story: Charlie Sheen, Hank Williams Jr. and Bruno Tonioli Are The Final Three Choices To Replace Regis Philbin on 'Live With Regis & Kelly'

Charlie Sheen, Hank Williams Jr. and Bruno Tonioli Are The Final Three Choices To Replace Regis Philbin on 'Live With Regis & Kelly'

NEW YORK CITY - The executives of Live With Regis & Kelly have narrowed down their choices to replace the 'retiring' Regis Philbin. Philbin, who is 80, recently told Tahiti Zeppelin of Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres, that the powers that be are simp...
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Funny story: Unileverage Unable To Explain Spike In Sales Of Skin Care Products

Unileverage Unable To Explain Spike In Sales Of Skin Care Products

Global personal care products manufacturer, Unileverage, is at a loss to explain a jump in sales of products from its well known Vasilene range. The increased sales are reported to be very localised and specific to a small number of particular locati...
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Funny story: Is Ghadafi Really Dead? Geraldo Chimera's Journey to the Truth

Is Ghadafi Really Dead? Geraldo Chimera's Journey to the Truth

October 22, 2011. Misrata, Libya. With little time on my hands, I flagged down a taxi, begging a ride from the Misrata airport to where Ghadafi's body allegedly rested. It was time to "pull a MacGyver." I had the cab drop me several blocks from the Misrata Meat Market. Racing down a dusty neighborhood alley, I ripped a burka from a clothesline. A roiling, angry knot of children appeared, but we...
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Funny story: Local Man To Convert To Voodoo/Santeria

Local Man To Convert To Voodoo/Santeria

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, 'star' of some extremely dull YouTube videos, and contributor of the less good bits of The Dorking Review coffee table book, last night announced that he is to renounce his Roman Catholicism, and become a fully fledged...
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Funny story: The Queen CHOGM's in Australia, ho hum

The Queen CHOGM's in Australia, ho hum

All over Australia people are breathing giant "ho hums" at the prospect of Her Maj visiting our mighty shores this week. The main reason for the visit, apart from getting some sunlight on her translucent Brit skin, is to attend the Commonwealth Heads...
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Funny story: Rick Perry Reveals That He Has Documented Proof That Mitt Romney Wears A Toupee

Rick Perry Reveals That He Has Documented Proof That Mitt Romney Wears A Toupee

AUSTIN - Governor Rick Perry was in his campaign bus heading up towards Dallas on his Good Old Boy Bus Tour while listening to some music by that little old band from Texas, ZZ Top. Perry was accompanied on the tour by Pico de Gallo, a reporter wi...
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Funny story: "Occupy Wall Street" Spreads; "Occupy FAO Schwarz" Staged by Kids

"Occupy Wall Street" Spreads; "Occupy FAO Schwarz" Staged by Kids

Adult protesters were busy in Zuccotti Park in downtown NY as a group of babies and toddlers marched uptown to 58th Street and Fifth Avenue to the world's most famous toy store in order to stage a protest all their own. The kids voiced lots of...
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