Funny story: The Truth Behind The Nicole Scherzinger/Lewis Hamilton Split - Sunday Special Issue

The Truth Behind The Nicole Scherzinger/Lewis Hamilton Split - Sunday Special Issue

It seems like ancient history now, but the truth behind the break up of F1 ace Lewis Hamilton, and Pussycat Doll, Nicole Scherzinger can finally be revealed. As first described in this very organ, the rot started setting into the couple's relation...
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Funny story: Harry Hill rapped by TV Watchdogs

Harry Hill rapped by TV Watchdogs

TV Watchdog, Comoff, has come down hard on Harry Hill's show TV Burp. "Half way through every show," said Comoff chairperson, Charlene Sheen, "Harry Hill picks on two items, say a sandcastle and an igloo, and they have a fight." Comoff don't ha...
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Funny story: The Protest Addicts

The Protest Addicts

There was surprise this week when the Winehouse Memorial Rehab Clinic announced that they have begun a new course for treating people for protest addiction. Although most protesters are too poor to afford the £10,000-a-go fees, there are enough wayward celebrity offspring and hippy lottery winners for the course to be turning a small profit. I spoke exclusively to one of the patients, who would...
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Funny story: Orders for Toyota 4x4 spike after Gaddafi paraded around on hood of pickup

Orders for Toyota 4x4 spike after Gaddafi paraded around on hood of pickup

BRUSSELS, Belgium--Just as orders for the white Ford Bronco skyrocketed after O.J. Simpson tried to flee the police in 1994, yet another raging lunatic has driven up the sales of a vehicle. Footage of the Toyota 4x4 went viral this week as Libyan...
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Funny story: X-Factor's Johnny Robinson Blows Gays And Straights Away In Rock Week

X-Factor's Johnny Robinson Blows Gays And Straights Away In Rock Week

LONDON - Gay novelty X-Factor contestant Johnny Robinson went into Saturday's performance feeling decidedly pessimistic, as the show was rock themed, and Johnny by his own admission, had never attempted to sing a rock song in his life. Suffice to...
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Funny story: Letters To The Editor - About Hair

Letters To The Editor - About Hair

Dear Ed Re- Hair. I used to have quite a bit of it. Then I got to a point in life where I didn't have quite so much, and now I find I don't have any at all. My wife attributes it to my age, but I don't believe her. If that was the case, how come the ones on the backs of my fingers and the tops of my toes keep growing? Answer me that then, eh! Eh! Telly Savalas Newbury. ***** Dear Si...
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Funny story: Michele Bachmann Says The Rumor That She Was Asked To Be Charlie Sheen's "Cougar Goddess" Is False

Michele Bachmann Says The Rumor That She Was Asked To Be Charlie Sheen's "Cougar Goddess" Is False

CODY, Nebraska - Michele Bachmann's Hair Spray Across America Bus Tour stopped off in Cody, Nebraska, the home of Aunt Agatha's Diet Cornbread. Bachmann spoke at the local high school's parking lot before a crowd estimated to be in the vicinity of...
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Funny story: Obama begins a Penpal Lottery: 10 out of 20,000 are winners

Obama begins a Penpal Lottery: 10 out of 20,000 are winners

WASHINGTON D.C. - Since day one on the job, President Obama has had his hands tied up with many different political agendas and front lawn beer chats. However, he always managed to find time to read at least ten letters out of twenty thousand he rece...
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Funny story: Rod Blagojevich Begins New Bribe Business called Blago-Paypal

Rod Blagojevich Begins New Bribe Business called Blago-Paypal

CHICAGO - It's one thing if you get caught transferring money around to disguise a bribe scandal, it's another thing if you pursue income from bribes and don't get caught. That's what former Governor Rod Blagojevich thinks as he awaits his sentence d...
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Funny story: Satirical Website Exposed As A Haven For Devil Worshippers And Practitioners Of Dark Magick

Satirical Website Exposed As A Haven For Devil Worshippers And Practitioners Of Dark Magick

A hitherto respectable British based satirical website, (Which we can't name here because we're scared!) has been exposed as a haven for those such as described in the headline, following an undercover investigation by a man in a raincoat. To all...
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Funny story: Indian man hacked the spiritual world

Indian man hacked the spiritual world

Karnataka, India - system engineer, Anjali Rao has discovered the protocol on which the spiritual word communicates. Not unlike existing Transmission Control Protocol / internet protocol (TCP/IP), Anjali states there is a "soul control protocol"...
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Funny story: Tom Robinson Band To Reissue 'Glad To Be Gay' In Honour Of Spoofers

Tom Robinson Band To Reissue 'Glad To Be Gay' In Honour Of Spoofers

70's 'new wave' rockers, the Tom Robinson Band, of 2-4-6-8-Motorway fame, are to reissue their classic track 'Glad To be Gay' in tribute to an intrepid if somewhat ragtag band of Spoof writers, who are apparently as gay as a box of pink marshmallows...
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Funny story: 'Sir Richard Branson's Ghost Train Roller-Coaster Ride Of Terror' To Open Near Sandy Balls

'Sir Richard Branson's Ghost Train Roller-Coaster Ride Of Terror' To Open Near Sandy Balls

Sir Richard Branson has bounced back again from the depths of adversity, following his recent disappointment, as his plans for 'The People's Princess of Hearts and Landmines' Giant Sir Richard Branson Log Flume Ride' in conjunction with the Princess...
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Funny story: 'He Was The People's Princess, er...Dictator!' as Blair pours crude on troubled waters

'He Was The People's Princess, er...Dictator!' as Blair pours crude on troubled waters

London - Clutching some onion slivers inside a silk monogrammed hanky the weepy-faced ex-UK Prime Monster sobbed quietly as pix of Colonel Gaddafi lying in a Misrata butcher's shop window went viral this weekend. The $10 million-per annum JP Morga...
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Funny story: Gaddafi "Hung Like Camel" - Not Shot As Earlier Reported

Gaddafi "Hung Like Camel" - Not Shot As Earlier Reported

WASHINGTON: Chaffing at criticism from Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov that the Geneva Conventio was breached by the killing of Colonel Gaddafi, the White House backed down on taking credit for his assassination. White House spokesman, J...
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Funny story: Princess Diana Memorial Fountain Extension Unlikely To Be Completed In Time For Olympics

Princess Diana Memorial Fountain Extension Unlikely To Be Completed In Time For Olympics

MARYLEBONE - LONDON:- Engineers engaged in the construction of the controversial Princess Diana Memorial Fountain extension, today admitted that the project is unlikely to be completed in time for the 2012 London Olympic Games. The original plans...
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Funny story: Strictly Scrum Dancing - When Rugby World Cup Meets Reality TV

Strictly Scrum Dancing - When Rugby World Cup Meets Reality TV

On the eve of the Rugby World Cup final there have been calls for the sport to attempt to embrace a wider audience by introducing a more entertaining aspect to matches. That fact that these calls have come solely from Strictly Come Dancing judge Brun...
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Funny story: The Beginner's Guide Part 4: Ten Things To Know About Travel

The Beginner's Guide Part 4: Ten Things To Know About Travel

Hello and welcome to the fourth in our Beginner's Guide series. In this edition we are talking about travel. Since man could first walk, he has wandered freely, seeking out adventure and experience to broaden the mind. From the classic family holiday to the trans-Atlantic business trip, travel has become a much needed part of the day to day dealings of the human race. Whether you are p...
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Funny story: Occupy Protests - St Paul's Conversion

Occupy Protests - St Paul's Conversion

The Dean of St Paul's Cathedral in London has seen the light and had an extraordinary conversion! Speaking to the officials of the Church Commissioners he said he now realised 'the vital part the capitalist system plays in the running of the church'...
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Funny story: A True Diary of Woe - Part Twenty-four

A True Diary of Woe - Part Twenty-four

A diary of one man's utter failure, depression, frustration, cock-ups, and poverty, starting in August 1947 Chapter 38 - The Medical for the British Railway Job, and its findings I'd applied for a job as a British Railways Goods Van Guard, got through the initial interview, and was sent to Derby Station to have my medical carried out. I arrived at the Station, locked my push-bike to a lam...
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Funny story: Fidel Castro Last Laughing Because He Lived Longer Than Gadhafi

Fidel Castro Last Laughing Because He Lived Longer Than Gadhafi

HAVANA - Ever since former Cuban President Fidel Castro entered into power in 1976 he's always had an eye on Libya's Muammar Gadhafi for archrival reasons. According to a study done in world history by Professor Elitzer Spilliot of University of P...
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Funny story: Hugo Chavez Still Learning How to Use Twitter

Hugo Chavez Still Learning How to Use Twitter

VENEZUELA - It has been three years since the President of Venezuela Hugo Chavez received his first Apple Mac Book Pro and one and a half years since he has been trying to learn how to use Twitter. Chavez enjoys the Apple experience immensely beca...
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Funny story: Obama plans to build a moat around The White House

Obama plans to build a moat around The White House

Barack Hussein Obama, the man who illegally took The White House, wants to become Supreme Ruler of America. His 1st step is to built a moat similar to the moats build around Castles in the Middle Ages. The moat will contain water that will orig...
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Funny story: Herman Cain's New 9-0-9 Tax Plan Taxes The World

Herman Cain's New 9-0-9 Tax Plan Taxes The World

DETROIT - In what has been dubbed the bravest political idea since President Obama promised to change the way politics is done in Washington, Republican presidential hopeful, Herman Cain has revised and redefined his original 9-9-9 tax plan to sound...
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Funny story: Egypts Mubarak Saddened Gadhafi Won't Be Joining The Arab Fall Fraternity

Egypts Mubarak Saddened Gadhafi Won't Be Joining The Arab Fall Fraternity

EGYPT - Ever since the Arab Spring began, fallen leaders or tyrants, depending on whom you ask have been dethroned one by one as if it were a cadence from God. Not until fallen Libyan leader Muammar Gadhafi ordered an unofficial civil war on his peop...
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Funny story: The Damn Good Reason Why Rosie O'Donnell Wants To Hurry Up And Marry Her New Fabulously Sexy-Looking Girlfriend Michelle Rounds

The Damn Good Reason Why Rosie O'Donnell Wants To Hurry Up And Marry Her New Fabulously Sexy-Looking Girlfriend Michelle Rounds

NEW ORLEANS - Rosie O'Donnell flew down to the Big Easy to pick up her weekly purchase of Louisiana Deluxe Blue Clawed Crawfish which she hand picks herself from Bayou Beaudreau Beauregard's Crawfish and Alligator Farm. While in New Orleans she me...
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Funny story: Steve Jobs speaks through SIRI

Steve Jobs speaks through SIRI

CUPERTINO, CA-New England native and longtime iPhone owner Jeorge Ballad Cole claims that Steve Jobs spoke to him through SIRI. In familiarizing himself with SIRI, Jeorge decided to ask "Where is Steve Jobs?" SIRI replied "I don't see 'Steve Jobs...
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Funny story: NBA Commissioner David Stern will be David Stern for Annual NBA Halloween Party

NBA Commissioner David Stern will be David Stern for Annual NBA Halloween Party

NEW YORK CITY - Whether the player representatives decide to reconsider their share of the pie or whether the owners reconsider their desired share of the pie, players, coaches, and owners will enter Halloween ready to celebrate the National Basketb...
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Funny story: Republicans Hold Clown Congress at Circus Circus

Republicans Hold Clown Congress at Circus Circus

Las Vegas, Circ Du So lei set the stage For the Republican's debate to the tune of Send in the Clowns. Michelle Bachman, wearing her flying nun outfit, Ron Paul, Mitt Romney, Rick Perry and the rest of the candidates all flew in by wires over the aud...
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Funny story: The Zeta Cartel Strike Back With a Vengeance

The Zeta Cartel Strike Back With a Vengeance

The Zeta Cartel sent a letter to a Colorado police station in Granada, claiming responsibility for the death of 21 people who died of listeria contamination found in cantaloupes. The Zeta Cartel mailing was sent to the police stamped with double...
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Funny story: Harry Kisses Another Mystery Brunette

Harry Kisses Another Mystery Brunette

After the frantic excitement of the last few days, when the world held its breath as to the identity of the 'mystery brunette' snogged by Prince Harry in the USA, we can report that the Royal boy has been making up to another 'mysterious' lady, also...
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