Funny story: Adam Werritty Ditches Foxy For Unusual New Job

Adam Werritty Ditches Foxy For Unusual New Job

The whereabouts of the illusive Adam Werrity has been revealed and its a shocker that has taken the music world by storm. The reason for this is that Mr Werritty has ditched Liam Fox and joined... The Stone Roses. Mr Werrity was spotted in the lin...
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Funny story: Apple announces edible iPhone

Apple announces edible iPhone

From its Cupertino California Headquarters, Apple Corporation's Self-Philanthropic Division just announced the imminent release of its revolutionary product, an edible iPhone. Called the iFood, the new phone has two target markets. Spokesman Isa W...
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Funny story: Gilad Schalit Fearful Of Repeat Kidnap Attempts

Gilad Schalit Fearful Of Repeat Kidnap Attempts

Gilad Schalit, the young Israeli soldier released by Hamas on Tuesday in exchange for one thousand Palestinian prisoners, has revealed that he is living in fear of repeat kidnap attempts, not only from Hamas, but also from groups such as Al Qaeda.
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Funny story: The Beginner's Guide Part 1: Ten Things To Know About Space

The Beginner's Guide Part 1: Ten Things To Know About Space

In the first of our handy beginner's guides, we delve in to the mysterious, and often mind-jangling field of space! What is it? Where did it come from? Who, or what is in it? All these things, and a few more, will be answered in our easily printable guide. For the full on novice, or the more studied amateur, this top ten fact-file will impress and delight, enabling you to talk knowledgeab...
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Funny story: Germaine Greer wins housewife of the year

Germaine Greer wins housewife of the year

Populist ardent feminist and Australian, Germaine Greer has won Belle Magazine's Housewife of the Year, much to the annoyance of Prunella Scales, who has won it for the last seventeen years consecutively. "We feel Ms Scales has contributed all she...
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Funny story: The Duchess of Cornwall's Tips For Buying a Second-Hand Motorbike

The Duchess of Cornwall's Tips For Buying a Second-Hand Motorbike

Now that one can no longer romp around the countryside chasing foxes on horseback... One's self on horseback, not the foxes you understand. One is obliged to take up other open-air activities during the week-end. Alongside shooting and seal-clubbing, one of the most invigorating pastimes that I've found is the riding of a motorcycle. But what motorized bicycle to purchase? For the beginne...
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Funny story: Study that claims larger brain areas for many-friended Facebookers wreacking havoc at Vermont college

Study that claims larger brain areas for many-friended Facebookers wreacking havoc at Vermont college

HARFOLD, Vt.--The student body at Harfold State College is at odds with a recently-released U.K. study. British researchers are claiming that Facebook users with lots of friends tend to have larger areas of the brain than do those who have less frien...
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Funny story: Future job creator wasting time in Congress

Future job creator wasting time in Congress

Washington D.C.--Rep. Paul Ryan is wasting his talents as a potential job creator by spending all his free time trying to stick it to poor and middle-class Americans by creating bills that only help increase his own personal wealth. "I know that I...
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Funny story: Dorking Review "Flying Off Shelves" Thanks To Negative Review Campaign

Dorking Review "Flying Off Shelves" Thanks To Negative Review Campaign

US online retailer Narnes & Boble are reporting unprecedented demand for publishing sensation The Dorking Review. The controversial book, published in September, features the lunatic ramblings of a group of writers often to be found skulking a...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Watches As Carson Kressley Skips Off Into The California Sunset

Dancing With The Stars Watches As Carson Kressley Skips Off Into The California Sunset

HOLLYWOOD - One of the most animated celebrities to ever appear in the 13 season history of Dancing With The Stars Carson Kressley is the latest to be eliminated. Kressley, who is noted for being a fashion expert or as he likes to call himself, an...
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Funny story: English bank tells its customers to F++k off in the written form!

English bank tells its customers to F++k off in the written form!

A British high street bank, beginning with H and ending with an X (certificate) has adopted a brand new customer policy for those wishing to apply for credits. They are writing to their customers and telling them to "f++k off" because they have no...
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Funny story: Prince Andrew's daughters special business knowledge wasted

Prince Andrew's daughters special business knowledge wasted

Prince Andrew is reported to be absolutely livid that his daughters are being prevented from becoming working royals. It has long been common knowledge that Andrew believes his family are genetically suited for their role and since he is now the 'sen...
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Funny story: Obama pans for gold under White House lawn

Obama pans for gold under White House lawn

Washington - It's a genius master-stroke by the President, destined to wipe out America's entire trillion-dollar overdraft thanks to soaring world gold bullion prices. Pictured this week a massive 100ft x 100ft crater off the North Lawn confirms t...
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Funny story: All football fans are mugs

All football fans are mugs

At a recent FIFF meeting (Football Is Finally Finished), Mr Porkypies'n Batter gave a resounding insight into what he thought of people connected with football. "It's quite simple. The whole lot of them are mugs. It has been my total life's ambit...
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Funny story: Inflation to reach peak soon

Inflation to reach peak soon

The governor of the Bank of England is sure Inflation has reached its peak in Britain and will come down just in time for the next election. Unemployment will also only rise a bit more before slowly going down to coincide with the reduced inflation j...
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Funny story: CBS Poll suggests 67% of Voters believe Ron Paul is a Founding Father

CBS Poll suggests 67% of Voters believe Ron Paul is a Founding Father

NEW YORK CITY - A recent CBS poll found that more than two-thirds of Americans believe that Ron Paul is a founding father. Ironically, that is what Ron Paul has been trying to tell the people since the beginning. Each time Ron Paul talks about el...
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Funny story: Great Britain PLC on a new high - unofficially leaked information!

Great Britain PLC on a new high - unofficially leaked information!

"The UK is on so many highs at the moment, so we should not be putting down these record breaking efforts created by the Coalition Government". The claim comes from the Chancellor of the Exchequer's second secretary's assistant filing clerk's part...
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Funny story: Tea Party demands to see Occupy Wall St. birth certificate

Tea Party demands to see Occupy Wall St. birth certificate

ALASKA - As Occupy Wall St. protests continue to expand in influence other brand revolutionaries are becoming less relevant. Occupy Wall, now entering their fifth week of demonstrations in lower Manhattan's Zuccotti Park, has rubbed the shoulders of...
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Funny story: Iran's Mahmoud Ahmadinejad outright denies the existence of Occupy Wall St,

Iran's Mahmoud Ahmadinejad outright denies the existence of Occupy Wall St,

TEHRAN - On Tuesday, the President of Iran Mahmoud Ahmadinejad outright rejected the notion that protests are taking place in New York City and around the world. He pointed to the absence of news coverage on Iranian television and his visit to the Un...
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Funny story: Blagojevich threatens to boycott commissary if sent to jail

Blagojevich threatens to boycott commissary if sent to jail

CHICAGO - The former governor of Illinois who was convicted on attempts to sell Barack Obama's senate seat among other corruption charges has a new line of threats for the powers that he used to be. "Don't think I will actually use the money I go...
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Funny story: McDonald's goes buffet after man sues for portion control

McDonald's goes buffet after man sues for portion control

GEORGIA - McDonald's executives have been scurrying all around the United States to reconstruct their restaurants to fit a buffet style system. Even their website have changed to reflect the new look of their policies advertising 'as many burgers as...
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Funny story: A True Diary of Woe - Part Twenty-three

A True Diary of Woe - Part Twenty-three

A diary of one man's utter failure, depression, frustration, cock-ups, and poverty, starting in August 1947 For three years, I actually took a proper holiday away, fishing with three mates from the Robin Hood Angling Club - Bill Bates, and Jock Kirkpatrick, and Mad Ken. Chapter 37 - The Angling Holidays - Number 3@3 - Athlone, Ireland We managed to get to the Liverpool/Dublin Line Ferry...
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Funny story: Brenda Song Is Thrilled Beyond Belief To Be Marrying Trace Cyrus and Becoming Miley Cyrus' Sister-In-Law

Brenda Song Is Thrilled Beyond Belief To Be Marrying Trace Cyrus and Becoming Miley Cyrus' Sister-In-Law

CUCAMONGA - The star of the Disney Channel's The Suite Life of Zack and Cody Brenda Star was recently spotted at The Bouncing Baby Store For Celebrities in Cucamonga looking at baby rattles, baby pacifiers, and baby bloomers not to be confused with b...
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Funny story: In An Attempt To Boost Sagging Revenue New U.S. Postage Stamps Featuring Nude Female Celebrities Will Soon Be Available For Purchase

In An Attempt To Boost Sagging Revenue New U.S. Postage Stamps Featuring Nude Female Celebrities Will Soon Be Available For Purchase

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The last time that the United States Postal System was in such a financial mess Paul Revere was riding through the streets of Pocatello, Idaho shouting that the redcoats were coming and that you could not miss them because they wer...
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Funny story: Scientists Conclude the Soul is Composed of Dark Matter

Scientists Conclude the Soul is Composed of Dark Matter

Scientists, today, announced they believe they have solved the longest standing problem in human history. Unsure why they never thought of this before, they reticently admitted that the idea of something so undetectable and frankly impossible as Dark...
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