Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger To Star In A New Sit-Com Titled "Arnold Plus 18"

Arnold Schwarzenegger To Star In A New Sit-Com Titled "Arnold Plus 18"

LOS ANGELES - The Epitome Channel has just announced that they have signed former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to star in his very own situation-comedy show titled Arnold Plus 18. The show will deal with the everyday goings on of a fo...
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Funny story: Spike In Breast De-Augmentations Frustrate TSA Body Searchers At Airports

Spike In Breast De-Augmentations Frustrate TSA Body Searchers At Airports

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL: Women tired of panting TSA agents groping their private parts have taken to having their boobs de-augmented in an effort to regain control of their bodies. In the past decade it has been estimated that more than 20 million w...
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Funny story: The Curse of Two and A Half Men: Ashton Kutcher Has Turned Into Charlie Sheen

The Curse of Two and A Half Men: Ashton Kutcher Has Turned Into Charlie Sheen

MALIBU BEACH - Well for those people who do not believe in curses perhaps they need to only take a look at one Ashton Kutcher. Kutcher who replaced Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen on the hit sit-com Two and A Half Men seems to have actually taken...
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Funny story: World's First Transsexual Zoo Opens

World's First Transsexual Zoo Opens

In New York, a new attraction is opening which aims to provide an alternative view of animal nature. The world's only transsexual zoo for transgender animals opens today in Queens, New York. It is run by local personality and drag queen Reginald Hoof...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Confesses That After Nine Months She Is Still Pining For Jake Gyllenhaal

Taylor Swift Confesses That After Nine Months She Is Still Pining For Jake Gyllenhaal

MOBILE, Alabama - The Land of Cotton Convention Center was the scene of a record-breaking crowd as the young country crooner Taylor Swift belted out her many hit songs to a standing room only audience. A spokesperson for Swift identified as Harry...
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Funny story: Cable theft reported today

Cable theft reported today

When Cable theft was reported this morning, the Labour and Conservatives in the House burst into enthusiastic cackling, whooping, clapping, yahooing, celebrating, gloating, cheering, and dancing in the aisles. "Naturally the Right Honourable Dr Vi...
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Funny story: No Six Degrees of Separation Likely for Footloose Remake Stars

No Six Degrees of Separation Likely for Footloose Remake Stars

Kevin Bacon can rest easy with the knowledge that the popularity of his namesake inspired trivia game will remain unscathed, as the stars of the Footloose movie remake have shown themselves to be almost forgettable. Starring a young man whose n...
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Funny story: Liverpool promise to unite with Everton if they lose to Man Utd Saturday!

Liverpool promise to unite with Everton if they lose to Man Utd Saturday!

If Liverpool lose to Man Utd Saturday their owners have promised that they will unite with their Scouse neighbours, Everton, and form a club called Liverton FC. They hope that this unification will produce a club capable of competing with their Ma...
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Funny story: Real Life superhero Phoenix Jones to Be Executed

Real Life superhero Phoenix Jones to Be Executed

Self-styled Superhero Phoenix Jones, who was arrested Saturday in Seattle for assault has been found guilty of numerous crimes and has been given the death penalty as punishment. Benjamin Fodor, age 60, who is the man behind the extremely strange...
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Funny story: New Clothing Store Chain to Cater For Midgets Opens First Shop In Las Vegas

New Clothing Store Chain to Cater For Midgets Opens First Shop In Las Vegas

A new clothing chain is set to open its first store in Las Vegas, Nevada Saturday, selling apparel designed exclusively for dwarfs, midgets, imps, pixies......call them what you will. 'Tiny' will sell jeans, shirts, suits, ties, belts, shoes, ski...
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Funny story: Ashton's Arse is Toast after Gal Pal Gloats

Ashton's Arse is Toast after Gal Pal Gloats

What started out as a string of plausibly deniable accusations over an alcohol induced rendezvous between Ashton Kutcher and a young blonde from who-cares-where, has blossomed into a full bore media bonanza now that the youngster, Sara Leal has just...
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Funny story: Facebook set up a Blackmail Department

Facebook set up a Blackmail Department

Immensely popular social networking site, Facebook, are to set up a new department for dealing with blackmail. "For the past few years," said CEO Mark Zuckerberg, "Everybody and his dog - and sometimes their cat too - have been uploading pictures...
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Funny story: Werritty and Fox 'like Laurel & Hardy' at UFO alien summit

Werritty and Fox 'like Laurel & Hardy' at UFO alien summit

London - Videoed by International Space Station astronauts the dodgy and buffoonish Tory stand-up double act was captured negotiating crucial Space Treaty terms with some Persian-looking aliens and a Mexican drug cartel hitman. The summit onboard...
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Funny story: Warnock wants to sign Diouf!

Warnock wants to sign Diouf!

Queens Park Rangers Manager Neil Warnock is set to sign ex Liverpool and Blackburn winger El-Hadji Diouf within days. The Senagal international who is currently without a club and working as an escort in a gay bar can't wait to sign. "I was wron...
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Funny story: #1 Halloween costume is Hank Williams Jr.

#1 Halloween costume is Hank Williams Jr.

MIAMI, FLORIDA - For the fifth consecutive week, Ricky stores all over the country have sold out of the Hank Williams Jr. costume that consists a beard, sunglasses, hat, and overalls. Online stores are constantly crashing because people keep 'soci...
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Funny story: Bloomberg Network Television will never ever host another Presidential Republican Debate again

Bloomberg Network Television will never ever host another Presidential Republican Debate again

NEW YORK CITY - Nielson statistics showed that only very few Americans watched the Republican debate on Bloomberg TV two nights ago. Even fewer DVR'd it. A spokesperson For Bloomberg TV said, "The number of Americans who watched the Republican de...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton pregnancy scare

Kate Middleton pregnancy scare

Future Queen of England, Kate Middleton, was relieved to discover she wasn't pregnant after getting a craving for peanut butter that saw her work her way through half a jar of Waitrose Smooth. "I had a massive urge to have a bit of peanut butter,"...
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Funny story: Michael Myers is not playing games anymore and will kill

Michael Myers is not playing games anymore and will kill

SPRING CREEK, MN - Michael Myers issued a statement on his Twitter account that scared many people in Spring Creek county. Myers reportedly said, "Just because I'm still alive doesn't mean I have to put up with being bullied anymore. I will retaliate...
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Funny story: First lady Michelle Obama was caught sneaking out of The White House

First lady Michelle Obama was caught sneaking out of The White House

WASHINGTON D.C. - First, let me say it's not what you think. No, I'm kidding it is. First Lady Michelle Obama was caught sneaking out of the White House last night about midnight. The children, Malia and Sasha, are usually in their bedrooms actin...
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Funny story: Apple and Blackberry Crumble

Apple and Blackberry Crumble

After the tragic news of the death of Apple guru, Steve Jobs, and the recent problems that have beset RIM's Blackberry systems, share prices at both companies have fallen alarmingly. "Although this is the ideal opportunity for a great headline," s...
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Funny story: Resident Evil: Retribution beset by problems

Resident Evil: Retribution beset by problems

In the latest twist in the ongoing saga that is the fifth film in the Resident Evil series, Resident Evil: Retribution, half the cast were rushed to hospital in Toronto last night. "We were filming a zombie scene," said stunt director, Nick Powell...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Denies The Rumor That She Fantasizes About Having A Menage-A-Trois With Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann

Lady Gaga Denies The Rumor That She Fantasizes About Having A Menage-A-Trois With Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann

BROOKLYN - Lady Gaga was in Brooklyn visiting an old high school friend when she was interviewed by Carolina Chipotle a reporter with Bedroom Pillow Talk. Miss Chipotle asked her about the recent rumor that apparently started in Illinois which is...
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Funny story: The Sad Story of Pamplona, Spain's Running of The Bulls

The Sad Story of Pamplona, Spain's Running of The Bulls

PAMPLONA, Spain - The Pamplona Chamber of Commerce has revealed that for the first time in its history the chamber has found itself in the red. Chamber of Commerce President Ricardo Bernardo Machismo, 47, spoke at a recent meeting and informed the...
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Funny story: Underwear bomber comes clean: pleads guilty, but to what charge?

Underwear bomber comes clean: pleads guilty, but to what charge?

DETROIT, Mi.--Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, on trial for trying to set fire to his underwear while on a Northwest Airlines flight, changed his pleas to guilty today. The prosecution's' relief was, however, short-lived when it was learned that Abdulmu...
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