Funny story: Sam, Cam, & The Seven-hundred-thousand Pound Plan

Sam, Cam, & The Seven-hundred-thousand Pound Plan

Here at Back and to the Left news we are dedicated to bringing you more examples of politicians pissing your money into the wind. Since playing a 1-1 draw with the Lib Dems at the 2010 general election, the home of the British Prime Minister has undergone a complete refurbishment. David Cameron has lost his battle to continue lying to the public about how much it cost for his wife's re-fit to 1...
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Funny story: Laurie Penny: Still Standing up

Laurie Penny: Still Standing up

Some people fold under the weight of pressure; some give in at the slightest nudge or wink. Others run screaming in the direction of away when confronted with vile churlish inane insults. Not Laurie. She walks bare feet across a desert of broken g...
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Funny story: Mary Jo Usedtobe Still Crying Her Eyes Out

Mary Jo Usedtobe Still Crying Her Eyes Out

That poor Canadian woman who lost her husband to Tori Spellington has written about her heartbreak in a another new book, Still Crying My Eyes Out. Former TV personality Mary Jo Usedtobe, who once co-hosted the morning show on a Cabbagetown gay ra...
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Funny story: St Paul's Cathedral to become Head Office of G.A.Y. Uk

St Paul's Cathedral to become Head Office of G.A.Y. Uk

The Archbishop of London, David Belts, has denied reports that G.A.Y UK are setting up their national office in the cathedral. When asked about the lease that was posted on the notice board. He said: "There are enough people camping it up roun...
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Funny story: Clarkson offends Cocozza

Clarkson offends Cocozza

Jeremy Clarkson got into trouble yesterday for offending X-Factor contestant Frankie Cocozza. The Top Gear host reportedly said Frankie was like "a distressed dog in pain". Jeremy Clarkson has been known to get into trouble for offensive comm...
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Funny story: King of Pop Knocked Off by Doc, Says Coroner's Report

King of Pop Knocked Off by Doc, Says Coroner's Report

LOS ANGELES, CA - The Los Angeles County coroner has ruled Michael Jackson's death a homicide involving a lethal combination of drugs. Michael Jackson was allegedly killed on June 25 even as the corpse-like King of Pop was preparing for a dramatic...
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Funny story: Laurie Penny Wins Spoof Action Girl of the Year Award

Laurie Penny Wins Spoof Action Girl of the Year Award

Laurie Penny has won the 2011 Spoof Action Girl of the Year Award. The announcement was made last night at a big party in London, in recognition of her great works in the field of riot coverage. Courageous Penny has attended every riot, pro...
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Funny story: Saint Vincent claims he drank the Brett Favre Kool-Aid for way too long

Saint Vincent claims he drank the Brett Favre Kool-Aid for way too long

Green Bay Wisconsin--John "St. Vincent" O'Neill (Packers' fan dressed like a bishop) was letting local Packers' fans and the Packers organization know that he, like many other Packers' fans, drank the Brett Favre Kool-Aid for way too long. "I was...
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Funny story: Scott Walker saves Wisconsin taxpayers five dollars

Scott Walker saves Wisconsin taxpayers five dollars

Madison, WI--Scott Walker held a press conference at the Madison Blain's Farm and Fleet to announce that he saved Wisconsin taxpayers five dollars by buying a toilet seat at the local merchant. "I did some price checking, and I noticed that Wal M...
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Funny story: Curdsville Wisconsin - Blog Number Three

Curdsville Wisconsin - Blog Number Three

Well Hey There and Howdy Friends. Well, it had been months since ole Edna and I took a break from the smell of Wisconsin dairy air, so we turned over the weekend's milk production to our farm hand, Jim-Bob and headed back to our Michigan hunting cabin for a couple days of much needed rest. I think with Jim-Bob, the milkin' will be in good hands, in a manner of speaking. Nobody hooks up a m...
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Funny story: Mark Zuckerberg to give all Facebook users $10,000

Mark Zuckerberg to give all Facebook users $10,000

New York, NY--Mark Zuckerberg is going to give every Facebook user $10,000 for all the information he didn't borrow to make himself rich off every user that was dumb enough to put all their personal information on a Facebook page. "I thought it w...
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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI Slams Then Canonizes Jerry Sandusky

Pope Benedict XVI Slams Then Canonizes Jerry Sandusky

When the church fathers created the Papacy for Life they failed to take into account the ravaging effects which Alzheimers Disease has on the mind even of one infallible. This morning Pope Benedict XVI slammed then canonized Penn State defensive coac...
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Funny story: Near Earth Asteroid Nothing To Worry About

Near Earth Asteroid Nothing To Worry About

The media has widely reported that an asteroid big enough to destroy all life on Earth will pass close by later this week. This has understandably caused some unease amongst our readers and we have received literally thousands of emails, tweets and t...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Accused of Being A "Baby Daddy" Takes The Rochard Test And Passes It With Flying Colors

Justin Bieber Accused of Being A "Baby Daddy" Takes The Rochard Test And Passes It With Flying Colors

NEW YORK CITY - Justin Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez have both returned back to the U.S. after appearing on The 2011 MTV Europe Music Awards Show which was held in Belfast, Ireland. Justin spoke with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors and told h...
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Funny story: Amateur Lip Reader Hired For John Terry Racism Row

Amateur Lip Reader Hired For John Terry Racism Row

An amateur lip reader was been hired to try his best to work out what he said to QPR defender Anton Ferdinand after the former Sunderland and West Ham man accused him of racism. After the amateur lip reader had studied the conversation, this is the dialogue he discovered it to say: Anton Samuel Isaac Ferdinand (ASIF): Hat did yo juss call me? John Anthony Max Matthew Youssouf Gerald Isia...
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Funny story: Anti-Pigeon Device For Statues Introduced

Anti-Pigeon Device For Statues Introduced

The age-old problem of pigeons using statues as toilets is set to become a thing of the past after scientists this week introduced a new anti-pigeon device, the Spiker. The Spiker is a tiny needle that hides inside the head of the statue - when an...
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Funny story: Football clubs banned from using the term; "On me head son!"

Football clubs banned from using the term; "On me head son!"

Sex Discrimination loonies have pressured the government into banning this age old saying, citing it as "Anti woman". Margo Mango, of the Town Women's Action Team Service, handed in a petition signed by 20,000 Zulu women to government officials at...
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Funny story: "X-Factor is not a fix" confirm Bookies as they refuse bet on Misha B

"X-Factor is not a fix" confirm Bookies as they refuse bet on Misha B

Claims that the X-Factor is a fix have been hotly refuted by Simon Cowell and the self-important and always-nailing-it judges of the 'competition'. Despite bookies refusing to take bets on Misha B or Marcus, who will be the two finalists in this y...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Who Was To Serve A 30-Day Jail Sentence Is Released After Only Serving 5 Hours!

Lindsay Lohan Who Was To Serve A 30-Day Jail Sentence Is Released After Only Serving 5 Hours!

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay "The Luckiest Girl in The World" Lohan has gotten off Scot free yet again. According to Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole, the much-troubled, highly-misunderstood, Tinsel Town starlet was released from The Zsa Zsa Gab...
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Funny story: Dark Money Theory Could Explain World Economic Crisis

Dark Money Theory Could Explain World Economic Crisis

Throughout the ages, great breakthroughs have often resulted from a lucky interface between unconnected fields of research. It seems that just such a coincidence may be close to explaining the current economic poo pile that we find ourselves living i...
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Funny story: Satan appears in fresco in Italy!

Satan appears in fresco in Italy!

Satan has made a vivid comeback whilst suddenly appearing behind a flock of clouds in a fresco painted by renaissance master Giotto. Art historians are sure that Satan was not there before and only appeared recently proving that he still has a word t...
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Funny story: Justin Beiber's Maybe Baby Mama to Join Next Season Celebrity Apprentice

Justin Beiber's Maybe Baby Mama to Join Next Season Celebrity Apprentice

Donald Trump announced today that Mariah Yeater, the woman claiming to have born Justin Beiber's baby, has joined the next season of Celebrity Apprentice. The Donald said "Wow we have been filming with Mariah Yeater and she is just terrific. You...
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Funny story: Downton New Olympic Sport

Downton New Olympic Sport

Sebastien Coe, Olympics organiser, has decided that the success of the ITV series Downton Abbey should influence the programme for the Olympic Games next year. Several people seeking to be butlers have been practising 'Yes me Lord' constantly in a...
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Funny story: Road-rager "punches lights out" of 85 year-old Ford Anglia driver, literally!

Road-rager "punches lights out" of 85 year-old Ford Anglia driver, literally!

An awful incident happened today on the high street between High Wycombe and Marlow today outside a supermarket parking place. An 85 year-old male named Herbert Horlocks (name changed just in case the local press get hold of this majestic spoof be...
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Funny story: Lost Causes Crisis

Lost Causes Crisis

A crisis meeting of the Lost Causes Federation, of which your reporter is honoured to be Chairman, has been discussing urgently the decision made recently to make the protest outside St Paul's Cathedral a Lost Cause. Disturbing reports indicate th...
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Funny story: Astrologers slam sexist, sizeist slur on Pluto 'twin' Eris

Astrologers slam sexist, sizeist slur on Pluto 'twin' Eris

London - A stargazers convention has deplored an official 2005 NASA description of Eris as a 'frigid dwarf' and declared it a load of sexist bollox. Astrologers Anonymous sources said today the minature planet has been slandered by an internationa...
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Funny story: Piggy Bank Plan To Save Europe

Piggy Bank Plan To Save Europe

Banking Think Tank Pourous (known to friends as 'Poor Us') has come up with a plan to save Europe from economic meltdown. The idea is that for each country China saves from defaulting they will receive one of the famous Barclays Piggy Banks. After...
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Funny story: Kardashian's Doctor Warns of Asteroids around Kim's Uranus

Kardashian's Doctor Warns of Asteroids around Kim's Uranus

Reportedly looking for alternate ways to still play the victim and stay in the press over the Kris Humphries breakup, Kim Kardashian's personal trainer Sven Glutsen says that the family doctor has recommended that Kim come in for a sexually transmitt...
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Funny story: Man City rave about QPR firework display

Man City rave about QPR firework display

Players and fans of Manchester City sat back and enjoyed a sparkling Guy Fawkes party with QPR at Loftus Road on Sunday. "They are the best team we have played this season and it was a pleasure to be outclassed by a top quality side after getting...
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Funny story: Is it bath night? There's an app for that

Is it bath night? There's an app for that

MyWay have been flooded with complaints from customers using their latest applelet for the iPhone after a sizable portion of them have suffered a catastrophic failure of their phones. "I think MyWay have shot themselves in the foot with this parti...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Helps Justin Bieber Prepare for DNA Test

Kim Kardashian Helps Justin Bieber Prepare for DNA Test

Kim Kardashian and her friend Justin Bieber are both involved in litigation. It is unclear if the matters can be settled before tomorrow when the asteroid YU 55 splits the Earth in two and sends us all hurtling into a gigantic black hole but the ques...
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Funny story: Dorking Review Brings Olympic Torch To Town

Dorking Review Brings Olympic Torch To Town

The Surrey town currently enjoying unprecedented attention thanks to a global publishing sensation is reeling again following today's announcement of next year's Olympic Torch Route. On day 63 of the torch's tour of the UK, it will visit Dorking o...
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Funny story: Santa Claus Loses Job, Blames Scrooge

Santa Claus Loses Job, Blames Scrooge

"A pox on their house," was the reaction of Mr. Claus when he found out he wouldn't be hired by one Midwestern town in the U. S. this year. He controlled his language in consideration of Mrs. Claus, who was standing at his side when he got the news.
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Funny story: Selena Gomez Hosts The 2011 MTV EMAs As Lady Gaga Wins 4 Awards And Justin Bieber Wins 2

Selena Gomez Hosts The 2011 MTV EMAs As Lady Gaga Wins 4 Awards And Justin Bieber Wins 2

BELFAST, Ireland - Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez showed up at The Odyssey Arena for the 2011 MTV Europe Music Awards hand-in-hand showing everyone that the paternity charges aimed at him have not hurt their relationship one baby burp, ah make that o...
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Funny story: Jimmy Kimmel Being Sued For His Halloween Trick or Treat Prank

Jimmy Kimmel Being Sued For His Halloween Trick or Treat Prank

LOS ANGELES - A group of 26 parents have filed a class action lawsuit with the Los Angeles County district attorney's office against James Christian Kimmel, 43, the host of the late night talk show Jimmy Kimmel Live. According to The Tinsel Town T...
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Funny story: Retirement from Politics: The Perils of Manic Irrelevance Syndrome (MIS)

Retirement from Politics: The Perils of Manic Irrelevance Syndrome (MIS)

A good career politician passes away quietly while in office. By the time they reach the traditional retirement age they are probably doing very little of any use, but retirement means an end to the gravy train that is politics. Sure, you get a decent pension and probably a comfortable lifestyle, but unless you find your way into a cushy little job that involves doing very little but turning up to...
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Funny story: Benefit cuts to be slashed and then tripled

Benefit cuts to be slashed and then tripled

UK Government plans to slash benefits and then re-assess (with added leniency) Hard hitting government think tank "Chav Tolchock" has put pressure on government to rethink the way benefits are run in the country. People who claim to be unable to w...
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Funny story: The Dregs of History (5) S.F. 'S**t-faced' Wilkins

The Dregs of History (5) S.F. 'S**t-faced' Wilkins

Silas Frederick Wilkins was born in Norwich in 1770. He lived there all his life. He was by trade an accountant. He was a conscientious and very diligent operator. Being in charge of company accounts, he believed that it was important to always remain lucid and not addle his brain with liquor. He did not touch a drop of alcohol until his twenty-seventh birthday, when he was persuaded by some c...
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Funny story: World's biggest Pygmy band slate 'ridiculous' Facebook propaganda

World's biggest Pygmy band slate 'ridiculous' Facebook propaganda

For the first time ever, the popular multi-ingrained, packed full of fibbers and chiggers website Facebook, is allowing users the chance to communicate with dead celebrities of the past. It is also encouraging all citizens to stand and deliver or the devil he may take ye. The move should bring about improved accessibility for Fatso Wong, increased rates for Susan's Boyle's and higher chances of d...
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