Funny story: Headmistress at Spoof writer's alma mater spurned Blair gong in Iraq War protest

Headmistress at Spoof writer's alma mater spurned Blair gong in Iraq War protest

Yorkshire - Miss Verrity Blewstocking, MA Oxon (Hons), confirmed today she'd been schmoozed 'for more than five years' by Tony Blair to accept a damehood for service to education. "I first turned it down on aesthetic grounds," the headmistress of...
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Funny story: Why I Didn't Write

Why I Didn't Write

Dear Naomi, In response to your last E-mail which asked why I didn't respond quickly to your assertion that somehow, I seemed to be ignoring you. Let me say that there could be many reasons for a delay in response, none of which have anything to do with an intentional thumbing of the nose at your correspondence. You see, sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. In fact, a plane crashed i...
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Funny story: Wisconsin lost more jobs in October, but Scott Walker still happy with his progress

Wisconsin lost more jobs in October, but Scott Walker still happy with his progress

Madison, Wis--Scott Walker was still touting the fact he didn't raise taxes to balance the budget. "I am the CEO of the state of Wisconsin and I am doing a great job. People should get off my back. I made the tough choices of sticking to union wor...
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Funny story: Republicans can't accept cheating black man

Republicans can't accept cheating black man

Washington--The Republican Party can accept rich black men, but they can't accept cheating rich black men that sleep with white women. "I don't believe Republicans are that transparent, but I do think they still don't like the idea of a black man...
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Funny story: Daniel Craig's James Bond Girl no. 23 is Kim Kardashian

Daniel Craig's James Bond Girl no. 23 is Kim Kardashian

The 23rd James Bond film 'Skyfall' is scheduled to open just before next year's Presidential election and the pre film publicity machine is already in full gear with James Bond 21, 22 and 23 Daniel Craig blasting Bond Girl 23 Kim Kardashian and the o...
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Funny story: iPhone 4 Specifications

iPhone 4 Specifications

I was quite fascinated when I was looking at the iPhone 4 specifications, and was particularly intrigued by something within the camera. It is called the Backside Illumination Sensor. I just wonder what it really does? All kinds of things were going through my mind and I came to the conclusion that if you were coming into close proximity to a celebrity or someone you think that the sun shines o...
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Funny story: BryanAir introduce a step tax

BryanAir introduce a step tax

BryanAir, the airline that gives you more for more, or less for less, depending on the starting point, is to introduce a step tax. "The concept is very simple," said Ryan Heir, the chairman, spokesman and sometimes pilot of the low-cost, slow-coac...
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Funny story: Shock Report: "Strikes Worse Than Snow"

Shock Report: "Strikes Worse Than Snow"

A shock report from a think tank,financed by someone in the Cayman Islands, has declared that the Public Service strikes are worse than last year's snow. 'The snow was cold but in the nature of things. The Public Service Strike, on the other hand,...
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Funny story: Queen's Last Will & Testament found intact in Palace shredder bins

Queen's Last Will & Testament found intact in Palace shredder bins

London - Someone who's never seen it nor scanned the revised codicils likened it to a 'Goodbye Cruel World' suicide note as rumors flooded the internet today. Fortunately some nifty cyberhacking moves have revealed the contents are linked directly...
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Funny story: Bilbo Baggins on his way to The Hague

Bilbo Baggins on his way to The Hague

The popular fictional character Bilbo Baggins has an arrest warrant out on him for crimes against humanity in Ivory coast, however some are questioning the validity of the warrant believing it to be for Laurent Gbagbo 'Baggins.' Interpol, having i...
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Funny story: Pompey - By Royal Appointment?

Pompey - By Royal Appointment?

As Portsmouth FC finds itself embroiled in yet another financial scandal, one fan has come up with an answer to the crisis. The future of the south coast club was once again thrown into doubt yesterday after owner Vladimir Antonov's company, CSI,...
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Funny story: Blast reported in Buckingham Palace cryogenics bunker

Blast reported in Buckingham Palace cryogenics bunker

London - Suspicion is falling on a delivery of 1,000 barrels of sweet light crude - er...embalming fluid! - that's usually pumped direct into royal rejuvenation pods ahead of the Queen's Christmas Message. Storage tanks deep below Palace kitchens...
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Funny story: Miracle on 15 Tebow Street, or How a Bargain Basement NFL Team Wins

Miracle on 15 Tebow Street, or How a Bargain Basement NFL Team Wins

At this time of year many folks love to watch and re-watch the classic movie about a mysterious man who becomes the Santa Claus at Macy's Department Store. Some people begin to think he really is Santa Claus, and others begin to think he is a nutc...
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Funny story: Wenger hires professional bottom-wipers to save exhausted Arsenal players

Wenger hires professional bottom-wipers to save exhausted Arsenal players

As high oil prices threaten world-wide financial stability, another energy crisis is unfolding closer to home. With Arsenal's top players 'running on empty', according to Manager Arsene Wenger, the Gunners' Chief has been forced to implement anoth...
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Funny story: Leonardo Da Vinci: Painter At The Court Of Milan, National Gallery. Exhibition Review.

Leonardo Da Vinci: Painter At The Court Of Milan, National Gallery. Exhibition Review.

One of the most eagerly anticipated exhibitions ever, Leonardo Da Vinci: Painter at the Court of Milan brings nine of the Renaissance genius's paintings together for the first time. The show is a complete sell-out and queues for the few daily walk-in tickets are forming in the small hours. Proserpine Gainsborough-Halfwit joined the throng at the National Gallery... Have you ever tried to...
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Funny story: Your Daily Flexicon: Wednesday Nov 30

Your Daily Flexicon: Wednesday Nov 30

Please join me each day as I reveal the words and phrases guaranteed to keep you single for a whole year. Sourced directly from the world's finest internet dating profiles, Your Daily Flexicon is the essential guide for the online dater, or indeed anyone who has a thing for typos, malapropisms and plane baad speling. Here's one for all you avid explorers: "I love visiting new towns and chec...
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Funny story: Ice-cream manufacturer produces new flavours to honour MPs

Ice-cream manufacturer produces new flavours to honour MPs

Ice-cream manufacturer Godfrey Sice's company, are producing new flavours and names of ice-cream concoctions, in honour of individual MP's and Political Parties performances in the Government, and opposition. Here is the full list to be available soon: Flavour/Name: Credit Crunch In Honour of: George Osborne Flavour/Name: Nut'n Accomplished In Honour of: Nick Clegg Flavour/Name: Sile...
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Funny story: Herman Cain's Latest "PizzaGate" Gal, Ginger White May Be The One That Causes Him To Throw In The "Hotel Towel"

Herman Cain's Latest "PizzaGate" Gal, Ginger White May Be The One That Causes Him To Throw In The "Hotel Towel"

ATLANTA - It appears that Herman Cain's new campaign bumper sticker may be reading "Put a fork in it - it's done." The black GOPer who wears a black cowboy hat, obviously oblivious to the fact that the cowboys in the Old West who wore black cowboy...
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Funny story: California Passes Law Okaying the Use of Pepper Spray Indiscriminately

California Passes Law Okaying the Use of Pepper Spray Indiscriminately

The California Senate has just passed a bill to allow a person to use pepper spray at their own discretion without being held criminally accountable. The bill was signed into law earlier this afternoon by California Governor Jerry Brown. Minutes...
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Funny story: Great Politicians of Our Time - Henri de Floric

Great Politicians of Our Time - Henri de Floric

Henri de Floric (1911 - 1979) was a well-respected politician for much of his life. He was not affiliated to any party and represented a small constituency in the south-east of England, called Little Thugsby, for over 25 years. Born in the town of the same name, he never joined a political party. His independence gave him the ability to represent his people without worrying about party policies an...
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