Funny story: Rex The Wonder Dog Saves Herman Cain From Kiss-And-Tell Ho

Rex The Wonder Dog Saves Herman Cain From Kiss-And-Tell Ho

WASHINGTON - He can ride a horse! He can swing from a tree on a vine! He can hold wild animals at bay with a torch. Rex the Wonder Dog can do things even Herman Cain's wife can't do; save Herman from the grasp of a blabber-mouth Ho from Atlanta, Geo...
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Funny story: Roger Hargreaves to produce the Little Mrs books

Roger Hargreaves to produce the Little Mrs books

It's been on the cards for a while, but the go ahead for the Little Mrs books has been granted and they should start hitting the shelves in the spring. "Everybody knows the Mr Men and Little Miss books," said Hargreaves estate manager, Jim Bob Har...
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Funny story: Songwriters Masterclass: Justin Bieber

Songwriters Masterclass: Justin Bieber

Introducing the Songwriters Masterclass, an exciting new series where I sit down with some of the most outstanding and influential songwriters of our time to discuss their craft. First up is Justin Bieber, a talented young virtuoso who captured the world's imagination with such timeless classics as 'One Time', 'Never Say Never', and, of course, 'Baby'. Flexi: Justin, welcome to the Songwrit...
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Funny story: Prince Philip In East End Pub "scuffle"

Prince Philip In East End Pub "scuffle"

Reports are coming in of an alleged punch up between the Duke of Edinburgh and the landlord of an East End pub earlier today. Palace officials refused to comment on the incident which happened in the bar of the "Fox and Gynaecologist" in the Bethnal...
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Funny story: Humber Bridge Debt and Tolls Scrapped

Humber Bridge Debt and Tolls Scrapped

For years campaigners against Humber Bridge tolls have voiced fears that the huge debt will never be repaid. The cost for a single car crossing the bridge was recently increased from £27 to £30. The Humber Bridge Board said the rise was necessary to...
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Funny story: Scientists Discover Reason for Forgetting

Scientists Discover Reason for Forgetting

When we enter a room, we often forget what we came in for. The reason is that doorways trigger a host of emotional scenarios which block out rather mundane things like picking up your slippers, or changing your socks. According to psychologists (w...
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Funny story: Iranian protestors storm UK Embassy searching for a decent cup of tea!

Iranian protestors storm UK Embassy searching for a decent cup of tea!

A group of very thirsty Iranian protestors with nothing better to do have stormed the UK Embassy in Teheran causing an "Iranian tea party!" Police attempted to thwart the attack, but were helpless as the rioters, mainly students and wearing hoodies,...
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Funny story: Herman Cain's latest accuser provides evidence that not every woman finds him ugly

Herman Cain's latest accuser provides evidence that not every woman finds him ugly

WASHINGTON, D.C.--In the court of public opinion, many Americans had been close to ruling that Herman Cain had a face that only a mother--and perhaps his wife--could love. But Cain can now thank Ginger White for attempting to save his image. White...
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Funny story: Richard Dawkins in Pantomime Drama

Richard Dawkins in Pantomime Drama

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution fruitcake Richard Dawkins yesterday sensationally walked out from his debut performance in 'The Princess and the Rock', his latest indoctrination project aimed at brainwashing the gullible and stupid. Dawkins,...
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Funny story: Norway mass murderer declared insane, what a surprise!

Norway mass murderer declared insane, what a surprise!

It seems if one wants to be a mass-murderer these days one has to be insane and now the Norwegian maniac, who cold-bloodedly slaughtered his victims, has proven the fact. He has been officially declared a "loony"! Anders Behring Breivik will live...
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Funny story: Pat Robertson Asks If Mac And Cheese Is 'A Black Thing'

Pat Robertson Asks If Mac And Cheese Is 'A Black Thing'

Recently on Pat Robertson's 700 Club television show Robertson showed a video of his host Kristi Watts asking former Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice what her favorite Thanksgiving food is. Rice told Watts that it is a helping of macaroni and cheese. After viewing the video, Pat Robertson and Watts, who is black, had the following exchange. Robertson: "Is that a black thing?" Watts: "It is...
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Funny story: Inquest may ask if a 'somnipathic disorder' saw Gary Speed sleepwalk his way to RIP

Inquest may ask if a 'somnipathic disorder' saw Gary Speed sleepwalk his way to RIP

Warrington - It's been opened and adjourned in a blaze of publicity as behind-the-scenes forensics battle to piece together the Welsh footie manager's last known state of mind. "It could be a complication of parasomnia what did it," sleep disorder...
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Funny story: Queen's portrait torched in Tehran siege

Queen's portrait torched in Tehran siege

Tehran - Iranian government rent-a-mob heavies have stormed the British embassy and desecrated the Queen's portrait before setting it alight. Witnesses have described how bodliy functions were used to make a statement in broad daylight about the Q...
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Funny story: Samantha Cameron and Kate Middleton 'are Italian sisters'

Samantha Cameron and Kate Middleton 'are Italian sisters'

London - The true extent of the Italian crisis was revealed today as genealogy experts in exotic genome strains published a comparison of the two women's DNA. "They've got the same Dad, these two little minxes," Royal Freak Hospital emeritius pro...
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Funny story: Publisher says sorry: Pippa's advance £40 only

Publisher says sorry: Pippa's advance £40 only

Publisher Michael Joseph is trying to correct a misunderstanding over the advance they are paying socialite Pippa Middleton for a book on how to party. A typing error announced the advance as £400,000. It is in fact £40. And the advance will no...
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Funny story: Sovereign debt crisis: the Queen's horse racing losses revealed

Sovereign debt crisis: the Queen's horse racing losses revealed

London - Queens called 'Elizabeth' have a tragic track record of running up huge horse racing debts Parliament was told today. But Government 'shorthand' for the country's economic mess may be hiding the true extent of Queen Elizabeth II's gamblin...
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Funny story: Movember a tashtastic success

Movember a tashtastic success

The annual event that is Movember has been a massive success this year. Organisations the length and breadth of the UK have seen moustaches sprouting on millions of faces all in aid of prostate cancer research. "The entertainment Movember winners...
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Funny story: BBC Issue a list of locations to avoid in news reports

BBC Issue a list of locations to avoid in news reports

The BBC have issued guidelines of place names to avoid in news reports due to an increasingly sensitive viewing public. "A few years ago," said Mark Thompson, Director General of the BBC, "We could say what we liked on the news, and nobody dared c...
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Funny story: A Moment of Slience For The Plight of Snow White

A Moment of Slience For The Plight of Snow White

Someone needs to take on the burden of exposing the hard truth, which is, fairy tales chosen to entertain young girls glorify the creepiest situations. This is what lies a woman's foundation for an extremely disappointing life in the years to come, since the fictional ideals and virtues are not part of the reality in which we reside. As I see no investigative journalists stepping up, I will s...
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Funny story: Cain to say, "Here we go again" again?

Cain to say, "Here we go again" again?

Now that Republican candidate Herman Cain has withstood charges of sexual harassment and an alleged 13-year affair, the media is seriously questioning whether he can survive the latest charge that has been unveiled over the past 24 hours. Accordin...
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Funny story: Cain Affair - Democrats and Republicans secretly join forces to end the Occupy Wall Street protests

Cain Affair - Democrats and Republicans secretly join forces to end the Occupy Wall Street protests

On Monday, what may be the biggest political conspiracy in recent times began playing out for all of America's viewing pleasure. Democrats and Republicans have decided the best way to put an end to Occupy Wall Street is to manufacture an affair. The common goal is to divert attention from the nagging protest so participants can be addressed, and subsequently removed. As a result, Americans hav...
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Funny story: Fanny Packs. Mandals, and Mom Jeans Oh My

Fanny Packs. Mandals, and Mom Jeans Oh My

When New Yorkers wake up in a cold sweat as a result of a night terror, the location in their head is Times Square (interchangeable with Canal Street, Empire State Building, or red bus). The only times excluded from the terror are between 12am-5am. Why? Because that's when the fanny packs, mandals, and mom jeans have returned to their hotel rooms, avoiding what propaganda taught them would be t...
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Funny story: Woman stuns judges on Britain's Got Talent by folding a fitted sheet

Woman stuns judges on Britain's Got Talent by folding a fitted sheet

An unassuming middle-aged woman has astounded judges on Britain's Got Talent with her flawless and unprecedented folding of a fitted sheet. When Susan Bailey, a homely spinster from West Lothian, Scotland, took to the audition stage and announced...
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Funny story: University Challenge: UCL And Warwick Bring Back The Entertainment Value

University Challenge: UCL And Warwick Bring Back The Entertainment Value

We seem to be alternating between dull and entertaining bouts of UC lately. Thankfully, there were smiles on faces this week as the two teams seemed genuinely to be enjoying themselves. Which means that I don't have to be sidetracked into describing the cuisine chez Fields this Monday evening (well, if you must know, it was sweet, lean, scrumptious lamb cutlets followed by figs and home-made...
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Funny story: Is the NHS safe with the Conservatives - Indications of nepotism at work!

Is the NHS safe with the Conservatives - Indications of nepotism at work!

Lord Blyth: Boots Chemists deputy chairman. Tory Donor. Stands to gain from the break up and privatisation of the NHS wants to buy the Walk in Centres at an agreed cut-price with Cameron. UK Pharmaceutical Industry: Courting the Conservative party, has also begun gearing up for a change in government, as drug companies have been reshuffling their public affairs teams and courting the C...
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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Is Absolutely Livid And Says That The Rumors of Her Having Had A Facelift Are Positively False

Kate Gosselin Is Absolutely Livid And Says That The Rumors of Her Having Had A Facelift Are Positively False

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin's nanny, Mindy Lulu Lickenfeister, told her about an article she had read that stated that Gosselin had recently had a facelift. The article which appeared in the national supermarket tabloid Say What? disclos...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Angrily Declares That The Bob Marley Birthday Cake Does Not Prove She Is A Pothead

Miley Cyrus Angrily Declares That The Bob Marley Birthday Cake Does Not Prove She Is A Pothead

SAN FRANCISCO - Miley Cyrus performed before a sold-out audience at The Ipso Facto Coliseum in San Francisco. After the show she spoke with Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo in her dressing room. San Guacamole asked how her dad, the fo...
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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez, 42, and Her New 24-Year-Old Boy Toy Reportedly Doing The Horizontal Hula In Hawaii

Jennifer Lopez, 42, and Her New 24-Year-Old Boy Toy Reportedly Doing The Horizontal Hula In Hawaii

HONOLULU - It appears by all accounts that Jennifer Lopez has gotten over the heartbreak of her pending divorce as evidenced by her recent jaunt to Hawaii with her new boyfriend, Caspar Smart, in tow. According to Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Ch...
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Funny story: Your Daily Flexicon: Tuesday Nov 29th

Your Daily Flexicon: Tuesday Nov 29th

Please join me each day as I reveal the words and phrases guaranteed to keep you single for a whole year. Sourced directly from the world's finest internet dating profiles, Your Daily Flexicon is the essential guide for the online dater, or indeed anyone who has a thing for typos, malapropisms and plane baad speling. This entry sticks in my mind for two reasons - it was in the very first profi...
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