Funny story: Schwarzenegger's Argentine Tango still eclipses the very best Strictly Come Dancing can offer

Schwarzenegger's Argentine Tango still eclipses the very best Strictly Come Dancing can offer

London - It's set the Argentine Tango benchmark since 1994 when Arnold Schwarzenegger and Tia Carrere - as Juno Skinner - danced their rocks off to The Tango Project's rendition of Por una Cabeza. "For sheer animal magnetism you just can't beat it...
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Funny story: Angela Merkel's Darts Roundup

Angela Merkel's Darts Roundup

Guten tag, darts fans, it's your friendly Chancellor Angela Merkel here. Grab yourself a beer and turn up the oompah band, and let's enjoy that very German game, darts. Since the demilitarisation of Deutschland in 1945, Germans have not been allowed to fire weapons, blow things up, or act in the slightest way improperly, without being severely punished. So it is that every German loves to go do...
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Funny story: Nintendo's Mario Named Prime Minister Of Italy

Nintendo's Mario Named Prime Minister Of Italy

Rome - The most famous video game character the world has ever known has been appointed prime minister of Italy. In the latest attempt to get Italy's debt crisis under control, Nintendo's Mario has been put in charge of Europe's third-largest economy...
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Funny story: Fan Fury As Amelia Lily Hotly Tipped To Win X Factor

Fan Fury As Amelia Lily Hotly Tipped To Win X Factor

X Factor fans have been burning up the internet airwaves with furious exchanges as the rumour mill threw up blonde bombshell Amelia Lily as the most likely eventual winner, in what many are referring to as the FiX Factory. Fan rage erupted when Am...
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Funny story: MoD dilemma as Prince Andrew claims to have 'sold' Harrier Jump Jet fleet to 'friendly Middle East potentate'

MoD dilemma as Prince Andrew claims to have 'sold' Harrier Jump Jet fleet to 'friendly Middle East potentate'

London - They're squirming at MoD HQ in London today amid claims a Middle Eastern nabob has scooped up the entire 74-strong fleet at the bargain basement price of $1 billion. Retired Air Commodore Sir Monty Dam-Busta is said to have acted as the M...
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Funny story: Evil Cat Killer Robert Payne To Play With The Tigers In Marwell Zoo

Evil Cat Killer Robert Payne To Play With The Tigers In Marwell Zoo

Bradford councillor, Robert Payne, 36, who brutally killed four cats in his rented home by repeatedly smashing them against the walls, ought to be sentenced by the courts to play with the Siberian tigers in Marwell Zoo, according to local man, Martin...
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Funny story: Pepper Spray Tans Catching on with College Campus Protesters

Pepper Spray Tans Catching on with College Campus Protesters

With all of their leftover disposable income being spent on college tuition rate hikes, students all over America are finding it harder and harder to find the money for extras to make themselves more appealing to potential partners. "We were count...
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Funny story: Tulisa Contostavlos Laughs Off X Factor Death Threats

Tulisa Contostavlos Laughs Off X Factor Death Threats

X Factor judge, Tulisa Contostavlos today laughed off a series of death threats, saying quite frankly that she doesn't give a toss. It is believed that Tulisa has received the death threats via text messages and on her Twitter account, with promis...
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Funny story: Kate's stunning teeth 'kept in a glass of water at night time'

Kate's stunning teeth 'kept in a glass of water at night time'

London - The cosmetic secrets of Kate Middleton's pearly gnashers were revealed at a press conference at lunchtime today. A perfect alignment of all 32 teeth is mostly due to their part-time role that regularly ends at bedtime, orthodontic sources...
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Funny story: Mayan Calendar's Comalcalco Brick shows 1/12/2011 'is new Apocalypse date'

Mayan Calendar's Comalcalco Brick shows 1/12/2011 'is new Apocalypse date'

Mexico - Stargazers at Mexico's National Institute for Anthropology, History and Mayan Calendar Rants have published new evidence from temple ruin brick fragments at Tortuguero, Tabasco State. Glyphs representing a Venus conjunction 'with a myster...
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Funny story: Merry Christmas Everybody!

Merry Christmas Everybody!

Don't get me wrong, because I really enjoy Christmas. It's a time out from work, a time to share with the family, a time to eat, drink, and be merry, and hold the real world at bay for a few days. Remembering all the while that Christmas is a celebration of the birth of Jesus, and hopefully a time to stop the violence and insanity in the world, albeit temporarily. The flip side of this is th...
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Funny story: Dave falls for that old 'Pssst! Wanna buy the patio?' lark by Tory grandee

Dave falls for that old 'Pssst! Wanna buy the patio?' lark by Tory grandee

Oxon - It's an offer no Prime Monster can possibly refuse when a plot at the bargain price of £140,000 is suddenly available courtesy of an old chum and party donor. Reports this week say David Cameron's next door neighbor Lord Chadlington has sud...
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Funny story: Government Solves Health Problems

Government Solves Health Problems

In a move that is bound to face relief or criticism the Government has pledged to end the National Health Service. This move cuts the ground from under the protesters who never end their complaints about Government cuts and waiting times. 'In o...
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Funny story: Rugger Buggers Buggered

Rugger Buggers Buggered

The sad tale of the distress caused by England's Rugger Buggers has not been fully recognised. Until now! Today we can reveal the inside story. It is shocking reading and boys at public schools should be warned to go no further! We tell the tale of Jack Weed whose prowess at school in Rugby football was admired by all. He could tackle, he could score tries, he kicked penalties, he even played a...
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Funny story: Chubby Chasers Flock to Lard-Arsed Britain

Chubby Chasers Flock to Lard-Arsed Britain

A new survey has revealed that British women are the fattest in Europe, and that British men are the second fattest (after Malta, who don't really count). PM David Cameron welcomed the report, saying, "This proves the recession is truly over and the...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Says That French Kissing Amanda Knox Was Kinda Like French Kissing Britney Spears

Lady Gaga Says That French Kissing Amanda Knox Was Kinda Like French Kissing Britney Spears

BOISE, Idaho - Lady Gaga performed before a sell out crowd at The Mashed Potatoes Arena. She was thrilled about her brand new opening act Pia Toscano, who many feel should have been the winner of this past season's American Idol. Toscano is not bi...
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Funny story: Political News for W/E 26th Nov 2011 - with comments

Political News for W/E 26th Nov 2011 - with comments

20 Nov 2011: Ministers deny claims of cutting clinical jobs in NHS The Guardian The main nursing union was embroiled in a furious row with ministers last night after claiming that 58,000 doctors, nurses, midwives and other NHS staff have lost or are due to lose their jobs, despite David Cameron's pledge to protect front line health workers from the brunt of the cuts. Analysis by the Royal...
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Funny story: "Twitter is Over Capacity" Phrase Trademarked by Twitter Birdies

"Twitter is Over Capacity" Phrase Trademarked by Twitter Birdies

Dissatisfied by the meager wages they receive for their services delivering tweets all around the world, Twitter birdies have become entrepreneurs and have trademarked their own version of the dreaded "over capacity" message sometimes displayed on th...
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Funny story: Nottingham's new Pond-side Take Away Opens with 99% local menu dishes!

Nottingham's new Pond-side Take Away Opens with 99% local menu dishes!

The inventiveness of a Nottingham man, with the help of the Job Centre Plus staff, and a grant from the Alcoholics Support Group, has opened a new take-away in the local City Centre situated Arboretum. Built in the collapsed old Gents toilets wooden building, and fitted out with equipment from closed down Old Peoples Homes, Fire bombed Police stations, and the recently closed Soup Kitchen, it...
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Funny story: President Obama Pardons Turkeys: The Next Chapter

President Obama Pardons Turkeys: The Next Chapter

Oh, you thought it was just the "gobble, gobble" kind? Think again! After he completed the traditional White House pardoning of two turkeys of the animal variety this week, President Obama confided to friends that he was forcing himself to pardo...
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Funny story: Nick Clegg All Set To Blow £1Billion Of Taxpayers Money On Madcap Scheme

Nick Clegg All Set To Blow £1Billion Of Taxpayers Money On Madcap Scheme

That nice Nick Clegg has announced that in a bid to combat youth unemployment, and prevent future outbreaks of rioting and looting by disaffected teens, that the government will foot half of the wage bill for employers who hire young people on minimu...
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Funny story: Local Man Infuriated Over George Michael Aids Rumours

Local Man Infuriated Over George Michael Aids Rumours

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today expressed his utter disgust with lowlife press hacks and internet media muggers who have been suggesting that George Michael may have aids. The former Wham! singer, currently in a Vienna hospital has had to canc...
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Funny story: The Real Life Twilight Saga Affair Between Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Is Over

The Real Life Twilight Saga Affair Between Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Is Over

HOLLYWOOD - The movie The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 is the top movie in the nation and the two main stars Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are totally thrilled but behind-the-scenes it's another story altogether. According to Tahiti Z...
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Denies The Rumors That She Is Addicted To Planking

Vanessa Hudgens Denies The Rumors That She Is Addicted To Planking

BEVERLY HILLS - Vanessa Hudgens was getting her hair done at the Hair of Haven Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive while chatting with the salon's owner and hairdresser to the stars FuFi Fondue. Fondue who knows a lot about a lot of Hollywood's biggest cele...
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Funny story: Scientists Find The Thatcher Genes

Scientists Find The Thatcher Genes

Genetic scientists have achieved a major breakthrough in increasing our understanding of the human genome, now being able to identify genes which are directly responsible for specific personal attributes. Dr Xyy Chromo-Some, who has led the resear...
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Funny story: 'Painful migraines linked to higher depression risk'--Really? says Harfold State College

'Painful migraines linked to higher depression risk'--Really? says Harfold State College

HARFOLD, Vt.--Students and adjunct instructors at Harfold State College reacted with disgust to a study released by the University of Calgary which states that painful migraines are linked to a higher chance of depressive episodes. The finding recent...
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