Funny story: It's Official: First Dog is Now Mike Hunt

It's Official: First Dog is Now Mike Hunt

Bo, the Obama's two year old Portuguese Water Dog, has a new moniker. The energetic first dog, known for its dense thatch of wiry black hair, is now Mike Hunt. When asked what precipitated the name change, White House Press Secretary Jay Carney e...
View 'It's Official: First Dog is Now Mike Hunt'
Funny story: Madoff fraud impacts investors worldwide, but not pissed-off Harfold investor

Madoff fraud impacts investors worldwide, but not pissed-off Harfold investor

HARFOLD, Vt.--Harfold resident Bertram Cooke has lost thousands of dollars in the stock market's free-fall that started last week. In all, the Dow Jones Industrial Average has lost about 7% in five business days. However, Cooke is livid that he wa...
View 'Madoff fraud impacts investors worldwide, but not pissed-off Harfold investor'
Funny story: FIFA want to introduce politically correct chants

FIFA want to introduce politically correct chants

Keen to show he is as Politically Correct as the head of any other organisation, FIFA President, Sepp Blatter, has asked that supporters associations for football clubs across the UK to adopt politically correct chants. "We wish to cut out the swe...
View 'FIFA want to introduce politically correct chants'
Funny story: Super Committee Has Spent Most of it's Time Playing Monopoly

Super Committee Has Spent Most of it's Time Playing Monopoly

Washington,D.C.-With the deadline drawing nigh there was one thing on the mind of Democrats on the so called "Super Committee": how to dig out of the financial hole they made for themselves playing Monopoly. Lead by Congressman Paul Ryan,(Reforme...
View 'Super Committee Has Spent Most of it's Time Playing Monopoly'
Funny story: Wisconsin Man Sends Limburger Stuffed Turkey to U.S. Congress

Wisconsin Man Sends Limburger Stuffed Turkey to U.S. Congress

Shortly after a 21 pound, limburger cheese-stuffed turkey was delivered, still steaming to the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives, a Wisconsin man who was initially identified to the press as "the terrorist", was arrested and is held without...
View 'Wisconsin Man Sends Limburger Stuffed Turkey to U.S. Congress'
Funny story: Wayne Rooney Questioned About Joining Big Money Spending Russian Outfit, replies 'Who the f***ing hell are they?'

Wayne Rooney Questioned About Joining Big Money Spending Russian Outfit, replies 'Who the f***ing hell are they?'

We caught up with Wayne Rooney yesterday, shopping alone on the Manc high street. We initially saw him hiding under a Nike hoodie 37 sizes to small for him (looked like something that'd fit his son Kai), emerging from Bobbers, a hair salon. We shouted his name to try and let onto him. 'Shrek, Shrek!' we screamed. He turned around, saw us, and ran away as quick as he would after looking in...
View 'Wayne Rooney Questioned About Joining Big Money Spending Russian Outfit, replies 'Who the f***ing hell are they?''
Funny story: Russia threaten to "nuke" Europe if the US builds a Disney Park in Poland!

Russia threaten to "nuke" Europe if the US builds a Disney Park in Poland!

Russia have sent out a warning to the US and President Obama that if they build a Disney Park in Eastern Poland they will "nuke" Europe. President Medvedev declared; "I can take US military bases and nuclear rockets in Poland but having Mickey Mo...
View 'Russia threaten to "nuke" Europe if the US builds a Disney Park in Poland!'
Funny story: Presidential Lottery to Replace Elections: May the Best Bet Win

Presidential Lottery to Replace Elections: May the Best Bet Win

Washington, DC - Americans are betting that they can select a better president by chance than by choice. The presidential elections, which were scheduled for next November, have been replaced by the nation's first Presidential Lottery. The new rul...
View 'Presidential Lottery to Replace Elections: May the Best Bet Win'
Funny story: Ex-Penn State Football Coach Jerry Sandusky Emailed Officer John 'Pepper Spray' Pike Saying "Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!"

Ex-Penn State Football Coach Jerry Sandusky Emailed Officer John 'Pepper Spray' Pike Saying "Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!"

UNIVERSITY PARK, Pennsylvania - Members of the news media are reporting that for the first time in over a week, the former defensive coach of Penn State University Jerry Sandusky has managed to smile. According to Sports Territory Magazine Sandusk...
View 'Ex-Penn State Football Coach Jerry Sandusky Emailed Officer John 'Pepper Spray' Pike Saying "Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!"'
Funny story: Government Support for Rioters

Government Support for Rioters

In a surprise move David Cameron announced the Coalition Government's support for rioters at St Paul's Cathedral. A Government statement announced 'full support for those who show their anger at the regime and have only their right to demonstrati...
View 'Government Support for Rioters'
Funny story: Seats And Turnstiles Not Big Enough At Olympic Stadium For Today's Fatties!

Seats And Turnstiles Not Big Enough At Olympic Stadium For Today's Fatties!

Several thousand of the seats already fitted in the various stadiums at East London's Olympic Village will have to be taken out and replaced with reinforced ones. The decision to change the seats has been taken because of concerns raised by Health an...
View 'Seats And Turnstiles Not Big Enough At Olympic Stadium For Today's Fatties!'
Funny story: Oxford Dictionary Boffins Told To Go Back To school

Oxford Dictionary Boffins Told To Go Back To school

Boffins in charge of the English language have been told to go back to school in a row over their choice of Word of the Year for 2011. 'Squeezed middle' was chosen ahead of "Arab spring' and 'phone hacking' for the accolade by Oxford Dictionaries.
View 'Oxford Dictionary Boffins Told To Go Back To school'
Funny story: 'Mayday! Mayday!' Phobos-Grunt probe signal traced to bottom of Japan Trench

'Mayday! Mayday!' Phobos-Grunt probe signal traced to bottom of Japan Trench

Pacific Ocean - A distress signal from Russia's hapless Mars probe has finally been traced to the bottom of the Ocean slap bang in the middle of the Pacific Ring of Fire. Faint bleeping was picked up late last night by the European Space Agency's...
View ''Mayday! Mayday!' Phobos-Grunt probe signal traced to bottom of Japan Trench'
Funny story: Obedient Husbands Club opens in London

Obedient Husbands Club opens in London

London - A group supporting polyandry which urges husbands to 'act like toy boys' in the bedroom has opened its London base. The Obedient Husbands Club schools males in subservient behaviour towards their spouses - who are encouraged to take multi...
View 'Obedient Husbands Club opens in London'
Funny story: EC's Latest Water Declaration - It's Good For You!

EC's Latest Water Declaration - It's Good For You!

Following last week's decision that water does not prevent dehydration, EC mandarins now reckon it's good for you! Adam's ale has been at the forefront of the European Food Standards Authority's (EFSA) minds lately. They were roundly ridiculed...
View 'EC's Latest Water Declaration - It's Good For You!'
Funny story: Nottingham themed Cheap Foods to be opened by Christmas!

Nottingham themed Cheap Foods to be opened by Christmas!

Nottingham Company Costwise Diet Foods, introduced its new range of Locally produced menu courses, hopefully to be available for Christmas. The new meals are designed to be the most economical, and nourishing available. We spoke with the owner,...
View 'Nottingham themed Cheap Foods to be opened by Christmas!'
Funny story: Man Utd get stung by Portuguese Man-of-War!

Man Utd get stung by Portuguese Man-of-War!

Stottering Man United got heavily stung swimming in dangerous seas last night by a Portuguese "Man-of-war". Benfica run rings around United leaving their deadly tentacles stinging all over the pitch. United must now travel to Basel and hope that they...
View 'Man Utd get stung by Portuguese Man-of-War!'
Funny story: German Protest Movement Grows

German Protest Movement Grows

As the European debt crisis worsens and Germany faces growing calls to increase its contribution to 'bail out' funds and to return gold bullion stolen from Greece in 1941, there is a growing tide of anger and resentment amongst German people. The...
View 'German Protest Movement Grows'
Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: J.R. Martinez Defeats Rob Kardashian To Take The DWTS Championship

Dancing With The Stars: J.R. Martinez Defeats Rob Kardashian To Take The DWTS Championship

HOLLYWOOD - The coveted Dancing With The Stars Mirror Ball Trophy came very close to sitting in the living room of Rob Kardashian's mom's house. But instead it will become a part of J.R. Martinez's home who along with his dance partner Karina Smir...
View 'Dancing With The Stars: J.R. Martinez Defeats Rob Kardashian To Take The DWTS Championship'
Funny story: Naomi Campbell Says She Wants To Adopt X-Factor's Little Hip Hop Rapper Astro

Naomi Campbell Says She Wants To Adopt X-Factor's Little Hip Hop Rapper Astro

NEW YORK CITY - Naomi Campbell, known as "The Undisputed Queen of Mean" stated that she would like to adopt Astro, the little, arrogant rap singer on X-Factor. Campbell, who has one of the worst attitudes of anyone in the Northern Hemisphere told...
View 'Naomi Campbell Says She Wants To Adopt X-Factor's Little Hip Hop Rapper Astro'
Funny story: NBA Strike Precipitated the Various Occupy City Protests

NBA Strike Precipitated the Various Occupy City Protests

Washington DC: The US Department of Labor has indicated that the National Basketball Association (NBA) players strike and the various occupy city protests being staged across the USA appear to be related. There was a collapse of negotiations betwe...
View 'NBA Strike Precipitated the Various Occupy City Protests'
Funny story: Britons Not Pleased with New Note

Britons Not Pleased with New Note

Most Britons were agitated today as they learned that the Bank of England issued a new fifty-pound note. In the height of the worst recession in history the government decided that this would be a great idea to unify Britons and prepare for the 201...
View 'Britons Not Pleased with New Note'
Funny story: Thanksgiving Eclipse heralds stunning winter skies...but will it save Obama's ass?

Thanksgiving Eclipse heralds stunning winter skies...but will it save Obama's ass?

Washington - Cosmic wizardry is at work for Capitol Hill's very own Salvator Mundi skywatch sources claimed today. Thanksgiving sees a brilliant eclipsed new moon with powerful angles to Great Awakener Uranus, a stationary/retrograde Mercury and a...
View 'Thanksgiving Eclipse heralds stunning winter skies...but will it save Obama's ass?'
« Oct 2011 November 2011 Dec 2011 »
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
 
1st
25
2nd
29
3rd
27
4th
35
5th
23
6th
28
7th
39
8th
33
9th
35
10th
35
11th
35
12th
21
13th
22
14th
29
15th
30
16th
29
17th
22
18th
20
19th
26
20th
15
21st
20
22nd
29
23rd
23
24th
15
25th
23
26th
26
27th
22
28th
36
29th
29
30th
20
 

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 4 multiplied by 1?

7 5 4 12


81 readers are online right now!

Go to top