Funny story: Lindsay Lohan 5th Time Is A Charm

Lindsay Lohan 5th Time Is A Charm

Lindsay Lohan was sentienced to 30 days incarceration for breaking the rules of her probation. The original charges stemmed from an incoident where Lohan walked out of a Beverly Hills jewelry store wearing a neckless she neglected to pay for. Lohan c...
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Funny story: Man shoves 37 fireworks up his arse and dies

Man shoves 37 fireworks up his arse and dies

A man who stuck 37 fireworks in his backside has died from fatal burns after a stray roman candle exploded out of sequence. Mario Bollocktelly from Manchester was performing his annual firework arse stuffing extravaganza for local orphans when a C...
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Funny story: Maryland Woman Accuses Herman Cain of Sexual Fantasy Harassment

Maryland Woman Accuses Herman Cain of Sexual Fantasy Harassment

Elkridge, MD -- Joining the parade of women popping up from all corners of the nation to accuse Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain of sexual harassment is Maryland's own Irma Squat of Elkridge. In a World Nutz Daily exclusive, the 43-ye...
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Funny story: Monkeys working in Japanese restaurant are no "chimps"!

Monkeys working in Japanese restaurant are no "chimps"!

Two monkeys working in a Japanese restaurant have proved they are neither "chumps" nor "chimps" in fact they are macaque monkeys and highly intelligent. The owner of the restaurant employs them because they are cheap and only receive "monkey nuts"...
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Funny story: Buffalo Bill Ryan Fitzpatrick is not Exceeding Expectations in Bed, Lover Says

Buffalo Bill Ryan Fitzpatrick is not Exceeding Expectations in Bed, Lover Says

Ryan Fitzpatrick has recently come under attack by a mysterious voice recording. His troubles started this week when a weird pornographic tape was distributed by Fitzpatrick's lover, who wishes to be referred to as the "Lover." In the tape, it's a...
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Funny story: 3D Dorking Review Movie Release Scheduled To Coincide With London 2012 Olympics

3D Dorking Review Movie Release Scheduled To Coincide With London 2012 Olympics

The much heralded 3D movie version release of best selling pay per view book, 'The Dorking Review' - which looks highly likely to revolutionise the way we look at 'Money For Funny' entertainment, looks all set to be released to coincide with the 2012...
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Funny story: Scott Walker shocked unemployed would protest

Scott Walker shocked unemployed would protest

Green Bay, Wis--Scott Walker was greeted by a large number of unemployed on Tuesday, as he held a job summit in the atrium of Lambeau Field in Green Bay, WI. The protestors were unemployed workers wondering where all the jobs were that Mr. Walker...
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Funny story: Twenty-third richest US Representative made his money the old fashion way

Twenty-third richest US Representative made his money the old fashion way

Washington--Republican James Sensenbrenner made his money the old fashion way, he crafted laws that lowered his taxes on the money he invested. "I had to craft legislation to lower my taxes, because how else was I going to make any money in Congr...
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Funny story: Rick Perry wasn't high on Friday, just high on life

Rick Perry wasn't high on Friday, just high on life

Washington--Rick Perry is denying rumors that he was drunk or high when he spoke to some rich Republicans in Manchester, NH, on Friday. "I was not high, I was just high on life. I feel I am making a comeback in the polls, as 9-9-9er is doing a nos...
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Funny story: Paranormal Coeds Do Snoop Dogg Video At Cancun

Paranormal Coeds Do Snoop Dogg Video At Cancun

CANCUN - Missy Rimshot and Connie Plunge, freshmen coeds at the University of Virginia, promised their mom and dad that they would refrain from drink and promiscuous behavior if they were allowed to join their friends in Cancun over semester break.
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Funny story: Professor Norton Folgate's Theory on Castles

Professor Norton Folgate's Theory on Castles

In the sometime occasional series by Professor Norton Folgate there have been many fascinating and intriguing topics and today's is no exception. It has been questioned why these theories have not been published previously, by a better known and more respected Professor and the answer is simple, they couldn't be published sooner by a more respected Professor as they are the theories of Professo...
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Funny story: Pink Floyd Announces World Tour - Of Mars

Pink Floyd Announces World Tour - Of Mars

London, England-- Legendary rock band Pink Floyd has announced a world concert tour schedule, planned for 2012. Unfortunately, it won't be this world. Pink Floyd has three concert dates planned for the planet Mars. Tickets are free to anyone, but...
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Funny story: Singing Sensation Justin Bieber Rocks The House With His Appearance On 'Dancing With The Stars'

Singing Sensation Justin Bieber Rocks The House With His Appearance On 'Dancing With The Stars'

HOLLYWOOD - Justin Bieber was asked who his favorite Dancing With The Stars celebrity dancer was and he blushed and replied that it would have to be the gorgeously sexy Hope Solo. Justin said that being from Canada, he has always been a fan of soc...
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Funny story: Tebow's Front Line Waits for God to Stop the Blitz

Tebow's Front Line Waits for God to Stop the Blitz

Following his October 23 win against the Dolphins and sincere thanks to his creator for helping him perform well, Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow was on his own against the Lions, getting sacked unceremoniously into the turf seven times. With chunks o...
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Funny story: Rick Perry Incompetent at Finding Jesus on Amistad Street

Rick Perry Incompetent at Finding Jesus on Amistad Street

While touring the Midwest on the campaign trail, Rick Perry decided to take a detour to a fabled corner in the southern lands of America. A song speaks of a corner where the First path meets the road to Amistad. According to mythical radiological...
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Funny story: New Flag Of The U.K. To Celebrate Queen's Diamond Jubilee!

New Flag Of The U.K. To Celebrate Queen's Diamond Jubilee!

The flag of the United Kingdom, more generally know as the Union Jack, it's current design dates back to 1801 with the Union of Great Britain and Ireland, is to be replaced by a new multicultural flag in time to form part of The Queen's Diamond Jubil...
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Funny story: You'll never get pregnant THAT way Danes tell daft Kate

You'll never get pregnant THAT way Danes tell daft Kate

Copenhagen - Sterling pregnancy advice from fecund Danish red-bloods has left silly stick insect Kate Middleton fuming. Unicef rentacrowd shoo-ins met the faux duchess and her equally spurious royal husband outside a foreign aid warehouse where th...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: David Arquette Is Eliminated And The Audience Erupts In A Loud Chorus of Boos

Dancing With The Stars: David Arquette Is Eliminated And The Audience Erupts In A Loud Chorus of Boos

HOLLYWOOD - One of the most popular celebrities to ever appear on Dancing With The Stars, David Arquette found himself, along with legal maven Nancy "Graceless" Grace in the "Bottom Two." And when Host Tom Bergeron announced that the celebrity goi...
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Funny story: France And Germany Learn A Tough European Lesson, Says Controversial Academic

France And Germany Learn A Tough European Lesson, Says Controversial Academic

After centuries of trying to dominate Europe, the continent's two major powers are learning a tough lesson. France and Germany are clearly leading the struggle to sort out the Eurozone's financial woes and everyone seemed to be toeing the Franco-G...
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Funny story: Ode's to Famous Dead People: Book 3

Ode's to Famous Dead People: Book 3

Seve Balleisteros: You've played your last eighteen. Strolled your last green. If there is a golf course in heaven. Will you use the number seven. By Arnold Mitercrump. Florida Osama Bin Laden: You ugly bearded bastard. Copt it from the Yanks. Did you hear the missile. Before it hit you on the head. By Col. Percy Pummel. Saffron Waldon Dom DeLuise: You mad...
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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky States For The Record That She Has Never Met Herman Cain

Monica Lewinsky States For The Record That She Has Never Met Herman Cain

YOSEMITE NATIONAL PARK - Monica Lewinsky, one of the most famous White House interns in the history of White House interns, was vacationing with a girlfriend in California's Yosemite National Park when she was approached by an entertainment news repo...
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Funny story: Kris Humphries and Zooey Deschanel Hook Up After Mutual Break Up

Kris Humphries and Zooey Deschanel Hook Up After Mutual Break Up

Kim Kardashian's throw-away husband Kris Humphries, apparently didn't mind his separation and freedom having been recently linked to an almost divorced Zooey Deschanel, star of the Fox hit series "New Girl" and ex-partner to Death Cab for Cutie lead...
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Funny story: Spider-man To Be Remade Again In Wingdings

Spider-man To Be Remade Again In Wingdings

Targeting a Winter 2016 opening date, 20th Century Fox has announced preliminary plans to reproduce the Spider-man series in Wingdings font. The film will be independent of the 2002 version as well as the upcoming 2012 version with the guy who plays...
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Funny story: 1% of the 99% Bored, Leaves, Forms Occupy Occupy Wall Street

1% of the 99% Bored, Leaves, Forms Occupy Occupy Wall Street

Fox and Friends heartthrob Gretchen Carlson had it correct when she said, "Looks like the Occupy Wall Street days are numbered." Indeed, it seems Occupy Wall Street is facing some internal strife. In what looks like to be a game changer, 1% o...
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Funny story: Royal Navy Insists Britain's Seas Are Safe

Royal Navy Insists Britain's Seas Are Safe

The Royal Navy has scoffed at media accusations that recent defence cuts have left the Home Fleet depleted, to the point of leaving Britain without a single fighting vessel to protect its territorial waters. The First Sea Lord, Admiral of The Flee...
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Funny story: The Sparks Fly In The Christina Aguilera Vs. Kelly Osbourne Feud

The Sparks Fly In The Christina Aguilera Vs. Kelly Osbourne Feud

LOS ANGELES - Kelly Osbourne has been hanging around Joan Rivers for too long. The little pixie haired daughter of Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne has really fired off some angry remarks at Christina Aguilera. Kelly recently told Vodka Vermicelli of iRum...
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Funny story: Local Man Abused Yet Again - This Time On A Monday!

Local Man Abused Yet Again - This Time On A Monday!

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, has revealed that he was subjected to unwarranted abuse, yet again, but this time, unusually, it was on a Monday. The incident occurred as Shuttlecock was en-route to work on his bicycle, and as he stopped off at a cash...
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Funny story: An Interview with iPhone 4S Siri

An Interview with iPhone 4S Siri

My friend walked in with a spring in his step and a look of pure excitement. He was holding a new phone and told me he just got the new iPhone4S. "You can talk to it," my friend said. He lovingly told me her name was Siri. I asked my friend if I could interview Siri, and she granted me an exclusive. EJ: So, Siri. You're kind of like C-3PO aren't you? Siri: No. I am not fluent in ove...
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Funny story: Techno Viking dub steps Romo into coma

Techno Viking dub steps Romo into coma

After Sunday's embarrassing performance to the Eagles, the Techno Viking challenged Dallas quarterback Tony Romo to a 50-yard line dance off. With all his dignity already stripped, Tony had nothing to lose by accepting the challenge. To a...
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