Funny story: Released document reveals what happened to UK Manned Space Flight

Released document reveals what happened to UK Manned Space Flight

After the second world war, Britain led the way in rocket technology, producing more rocket scientists than the rest of the world combined. Oppenheimer claimed that Britain, not the US would be the first to put a man on the moon. Documents release...
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Funny story: Rick Perry forgets name of agency, or department, or something

Rick Perry forgets name of agency, or department, or something

Presidential candidate Rick Perry made what may be the most devastating mistake in the history of this nation last night when he forgot the name of an agency he would eliminate. Or some department or office. Whatever it was, it was a mistake of epic...
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Funny story: Local Farmer Arrested Over 'Sports Jacket' Incident

Local Farmer Arrested Over 'Sports Jacket' Incident

A local farmer was arrested at his farm today, after being caught wearing 'non conformist' clothing. The farmer, Jeb Doyle, had decided to shun the usual attire of manure caked wax jacket, in favour of a rather colourful, shiny cotton ski jacket.
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Funny story: GutCam Presents A Whole New View

GutCam Presents A Whole New View

A new London-based company, InnerTech, is giving people a whole new view of themselves with GutCam. GutCam is a tiny camera inside a transparent pod the size of a baked bean, which the customer swallows. The camera then films the pod's voyage over...
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Funny story: Has Dancing With The Stars Asked Joe Paterno To Appear On Next Season's Edition?

Has Dancing With The Stars Asked Joe Paterno To Appear On Next Season's Edition?

HOLLYWOOD - This year's Dancing With The Stars is down to the semi-finals with four contestants left, Ricki "Great" Lake, Rob "The Male" Kardashian, Hope "Going" Solo, and J.R. "The Soldier" Martinez. Legal analyst Nancy "Graceless" Grace was elim...
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Funny story: Medicinal marijuana prescription as Papa Ratzi battles joint disease

Medicinal marijuana prescription as Papa Ratzi battles joint disease

Rome - He's suffering from degenerative arthrosis that's said to have affected his hips, ankles, toes and niece (sic). Today Vatican medics let it be known they've prescribed medicinal marijuana to help ease His Holiness into the High Altar and -...
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Funny story: The Beginner's Guide Part 5: Ten Things To Know About Sport

The Beginner's Guide Part 5: Ten Things To Know About Sport

Sport. To some a pastime, to others a way to unwind from the stresses of the day. And to other others it's a job. Others still find sport a thing that 'other people do'! But whatever it is, it's sport! A competitive, energy depleting activity, designed to get you fit, sweaty and worked up! Here we delve in to ten things you need to know about all types of sport, so jog on... 1. R...
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Funny story: Mick Hucknall Not Dead After All

Mick Hucknall Not Dead After All

Contrary to reports on a particularly popular social networking site, Simply Red lead singer, Mick Hucknall is apparently still very much alive and kicking, and not in fact dead, as has been reported. Insiders relate that the Mancunian ginger bloke t...
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Funny story: Iran Kidnaps Wilson Ramos' Kidneys for Hugo Chavez

Iran Kidnaps Wilson Ramos' Kidneys for Hugo Chavez

Today Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamemei threatened the United States and Israel that if they attacked Iran's nuclear weapons production facilities that Iran would wipe them off the map with an 'iron fist.' Iran has been telling anyone who will...
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Funny story: We Remember Them - Gorm Grimly

We Remember Them - Gorm Grimly

Story told by Gorm's best chum Wombleworry Worters. It was always great to see old Gorm laughing at things with a tank-full of gigolos, and then gnawing on them should they respond in kind. I am sure he didn't hardly realise how truly loved he was by his fellow inmates, everyday we'd give him a caring clout and a timely trip whenever he truly got too big for his booters. Yes, everyone really fe...
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Funny story: Mafia bosses move to distance themselves from 'tosser' Murdoch

Mafia bosses move to distance themselves from 'tosser' Murdoch

London - A spokesperson for Mario 'Sticky Micky' Calzone said today the entire Zabaglione crime family from Sicily were disgusted and appalled to hear News International CEO James Murdoch labelled a Mafioso gangster in the House of Commons today.
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Funny story: Letters To The Editor - From The Positively Barkingly Bewildered

Letters To The Editor - From The Positively Barkingly Bewildered

Dear Ed, Is your name really Ed? Or is it something like Trevor, or Kevin? If that's the case, then why don't people write letters to Trev, or Kev? I've never been able to comprehend that - despite having a loud and rather authoritarian voice. It's one of those things which have dogged me from early childhood, when I inadvertently witnessed the master of the house, performing an act of exquisit...
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Funny story: Herman Cain Scores 0-5 With Blond Ho's

Herman Cain Scores 0-5 With Blond Ho's

PSYCHOVILLE 101 - Just another question mainstream media won't ask: To Wit: Why did none of these blond, middle-aged ho's, who claim sexual harassment by Cain, succumb to the overtures of this charmingly handsome, financially successful business...
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Funny story: The Dalai Lama's World of Warcraft Account May Be Cancelled

The Dalai Lama's World of Warcraft Account May Be Cancelled

For 99% of RPG players, the story is the same: obtaining quests, journeying into the unknown, completing extraordinarily mundane tasks, slaying any jerks along the way, gaining experience points to level up and having nerd conversations with the onl...
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Funny story: New Mitten Diet Guarantees Weight Loss

New Mitten Diet Guarantees Weight Loss

In an exhaustive study performed in 5 different cities across the U.S. and Canada, Doctors and nutritionists have proven that the constant wearing of winter mittens immediately promotes significant weight loss. Aside from the obvious difficult att...
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Funny story: Immigration Officials Shut Down Death Star

Immigration Officials Shut Down Death Star

The Empire has been thrown in to turmoil this week, as immigration officers from a combined league of Border Agencies, stormed the battle station 'Death Star', as it orbited planet Earth. Wojtek Brzezinski of the UK Border Agency told us "our offi...
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Funny story: 'Urine power' tests at UWE in Bristol are successful

'Urine power' tests at UWE in Bristol are successful

Research into producing electricity from urine has been carried out by scientists at the University of the West of England (UWE) in Bristol. It is claimed the publication of a research paper into the viability of urine as a fuel for Microbial Fuel...
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Funny story: Rogue Trader Makes $2 Trillion In One Day

Rogue Trader Makes $2 Trillion In One Day

Recent history is littered with stories from the financial markets of so called "rogue traders" who have made massive irresponsible bets and lost, resulting in losses often running into the billions. It stands to reason that with so many idiots rolli...
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Funny story: Cain: "Twenty-Seventh Accuser Is Lying"

Cain: "Twenty-Seventh Accuser Is Lying"

Special to INS - In the wake of yet another former employee of the National Restaurant Association stepping forward and accusing Herman Cain of sexual harassment, the presidential candidate declared that "the Democrat machine has shifted into high ge...
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Funny story: Sawdust Approved as Food Supplement

Sawdust Approved as Food Supplement

Special to INS - The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has approved sawdust as a food supplement. FDA administrator Constance Twiddle announced that the following varieties are suitable for human consumption: white pine, white birch, and white ash.
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Funny story: Church of England Criticised for New Prayer

Church of England Criticised for New Prayer

The Church of England (CofE) preaches that thinking of oneself is not the way Christians should go about their lives but thinking of others should be done too. When we say our prayers we often pray for forgiveness and state "I", "me", "my", etc which is not generally thinking of others, so a prayer for everyone to enter the Kingdom of God has been criticised for being too considerate towards th...
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Funny story: Perry Finally Remembers Third Blonde He'd Cut from Herman Cain's Staff

Perry Finally Remembers Third Blonde He'd Cut from Herman Cain's Staff

Following the republican candidate debate at Oakland University where Governor Rick Perry had trouble remembering the third blonde woman he would recommend cutting from Herman Cain's staff, Perry finally blurted out the name of the woman in a follow...
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Funny story: A True Diary of Woe - Part Twenty-eight

A True Diary of Woe - Part Twenty-eight

A diary of one man's utter failure, depression, frustration, cock-ups, and impecuniousness, starting in August 1947 Chapter 47 - Matlock, The High Tor Trip It was a warm sunny day in August, and as I woke up, and lay there picking my nose, I had the urge to get out and get some exercise! (I'd had a similar thought twelve years earlier, but managed to resist that one) I pondered on where t...
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Funny story: Palace 'tip-off' behind England black armbands deal

Palace 'tip-off' behind England black armbands deal

London - Someone in Buckingham Palace has had a strong hunch that the Queen might kick the bucket this weekend just as the England football squad lines up against Spain in a friendly. The premonition has seen players issued with black armbands ahe...
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Funny story: Politicians agree to speak the truth

Politicians agree to speak the truth

After three centuries of fudging, prevaricating, dodging and generally being economical in their veracity, British Politicians have been dealt a three-line whip to tell the truth. A cross-party group have studied the impact of lie-telling to an in...
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Funny story: Neil Warnock loving trouble and strife in the smoke

Neil Warnock loving trouble and strife in the smoke

Neil Warnock has admitted he never thought he would settle in London, but has been pleasantly surprised. "I love London. Everyone said it's full of twats, but that couldn't be further from the truth. I moved my family into a nice 3-bed maisonette...
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Funny story: Don't belittle England

Don't belittle England

England training will be a little unusual this week as head coach Capello wants them to play a five-a-side mini-tournament against dwarfs! He's called in four five-a-side dwarf teams to make it an eight team tournament. It's thought the defence w...
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Funny story: NFL Commissioner David Stern and NFL Player Rep Derek Fisher Both State That Herman Cain Needs To Drop Out of The GOP Race

NFL Commissioner David Stern and NFL Player Rep Derek Fisher Both State That Herman Cain Needs To Drop Out of The GOP Race

NEW YORK CITY - All of the NBA basketballs are sitting tucked away in their respective basketball lockers and the way things are going they are probably going to remain there for a while. In this day and age when so many American people are out of...
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Funny story: Bangkok Floods Are The Most Ridiculous Floods In History, Claims Man

Bangkok Floods Are The Most Ridiculous Floods In History, Claims Man

The floods currently seeping through the Thai capital of Bangkok are the most ridiculous floods in the history of mankind, or dinosaurkind, claims a man on the scene. Moys Kenwood, 38, has told friends that, contrary to other floods, where raging...
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Funny story: Twilight Star Rob Pattinson Explains The Shockingly Lewd Photos of Him and Kristen Stewart

Twilight Star Rob Pattinson Explains The Shockingly Lewd Photos of Him and Kristen Stewart

NEW ORLEANS - Rob Pattinson, the star of the Twilight Saga series flew down to "The Big Easy" with a couple of his long time friends to celebrate the fact that one of his friends recently got divorced. All three partied on Bourbon Street and spent...
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Funny story: Comedienne Chelsea Handler Says She Does Not Remember Ever Groping Herman Cain

Comedienne Chelsea Handler Says She Does Not Remember Ever Groping Herman Cain

WEST HOLLYWOOD - It appears that Chelsea Handler has entered into her denial mode as she told reporters that the stories about her groping Herman Cain are sheer fabrications fabricated by a lonely individual. Handler said that she cannot even reme...
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Funny story: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Are Furious At Ann Coulter Who Says Brad and Angie Don't Have Kids They Have A Zoo

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Are Furious At Ann Coulter Who Says Brad and Angie Don't Have Kids They Have A Zoo

LOS ANGELES - Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and their half dozen kids flew from their mansion in Provence, France to LAX so the kids could ride on the world famous Santa Monica Pier carousel. Brad said that last week he had told the children that if...
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Funny story: The "W" says 'It's that guy's fault"

The "W" says 'It's that guy's fault"

Over the years, the Obama administration claimed numerous times that the state of the economy is the fault to "That redneck before me!" Many have said that the Presidents accusations were invalid because fr the first two years no one could tell t...
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Funny story: ANZAC Treaty crumbles just like the biscuit.

ANZAC Treaty crumbles just like the biscuit.

Australia has launched a full scale naval invasion of New Zealand across the Tasman Sea. First reports of the invasion have been reported by coastal New Zealand communities. The Tweetosphere was bombarded by updates like the following from @beache...
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Funny story: Is Your Date Crazy? You Need the Crazam App

Is Your Date Crazy? You Need the Crazam App

The makers of the how to teach kissing app have developed an app for the iPhone and Android phones that will analyze a potential date and give you information regarding the person through a password protected text message. Jake Stephens of San J...
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