Funny story: Bin Laden dead? Here's what's next.

Bin Laden dead? Here's what's next.

WHITE HOUSE-WASHINGTON; Defence Administration Official Ed Bighorn has announced that a new defence strategy has been implemented in the wake of the assassination of Osama Bin Laden. The two thousand page document makes for daunting reading.
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Funny story: Local Man Has A Good Day For A Change

Local Man Has A Good Day For A Change

Accident prone local man, Martin Shuttlecock, world famous pillock, renowned for breaking bones (a thumb, anyway) splitting eyebrows, catching blisters, getting sacked from his job for being a stroppy bastard and having an undercarriage like two poun...
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Funny story: Dizzy World & Dubai World Announce New Seal Encounter Attraction Featuring Live Seals and Soon to be Dead Terrorists!

Dizzy World & Dubai World Announce New Seal Encounter Attraction Featuring Live Seals and Soon to be Dead Terrorists!

Dizzy World, Inc, LLC, the world wide entertainment conglomerate announced it has reached agreement with Dubai World to add to their popular sea side attraction by constructing a real live Seal encounter pavilion featuring Navy Seals practicing hunt...
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Funny story: American racehorses have such cool names

American racehorses have such cool names

Churchill Downs - Awesome Northern Dancer bloodlines are part of the trophy for an anonymous UK buyer who's has snapped up Saturday's Kentucky Derby winner Animal Kingdom for a cool $50 million. "It's a present for my wife," Mr X of First Big Oil...
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Funny story: Prince William And Kate Middleton Advised To Learn Proper Spanish Before California Visit

Prince William And Kate Middleton Advised To Learn Proper Spanish Before California Visit

London, England - The royal couple are scheduled to visit California in July, and since California is now 95% occupied by Mexico (which the royal couple may or may not know, being from a land far far away), it is imperative that they not commit a...
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Funny story: Chelsea blow it and sell Torres to Accrington Stanley for a fiver!

Chelsea blow it and sell Torres to Accrington Stanley for a fiver!

Man Utd blew Chelsea away and they should have had at least 2 penalties to add to the score. Even though the score was only 2-1 the difference was that between heaven and hell. After pathetically attempting to revive there game by substituting Kal...
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Funny story: Arrivederci Chelsea - Ancelotti Off To Roma

Arrivederci Chelsea - Ancelotti Off To Roma

Hot down the drain news suggests that Chelsea boss, Carlo Ancelotti is off back to his home town of La Bella Roma, and about to bid Stamford Bridge 'arrivederci.' After Chelsea virtually surrendered their Premiership title to fellow London club, M...
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Funny story: Liverpool Dismiss Manchester United Achievement

Liverpool Dismiss Manchester United Achievement

As Manchester United close in their 19th league title after beating Chelsea today, top Liverpool supporters are dismissing the achievement as "nowt to write home about, dere, la!" Utd now need one more point from two games to win the title, fulfil...
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Funny story: Are You Watching Merseyside? - United Close In On Title Number 19

Are You Watching Merseyside? - United Close In On Title Number 19

It was billed as 'The Clash Of The Titans' and Chelsea's titans were left reeling as Javier "Chicharito" Hernandez scored in the first minute, latching onto a slide-rule pass from Ji Sung Park and coolly side-footing the ball home past a flailing Pet...
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Funny story: Protests in Sheffield

Protests in Sheffield

Allegatons of vote rigging at the AV Referendum are beginning to emerge as several people with the job of watching out for corruption have woken up. In Sheffield protests led by angry students pointed to sacks of uncounted votes found in local toi...
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Funny story: Obama Commissions GM to Build 'Messiah Mobile' as He Plots 2012 'Run for Ressurection Campaign!"

Obama Commissions GM to Build 'Messiah Mobile' as He Plots 2012 'Run for Ressurection Campaign!"

President Barack Obama, supported by Wife Michelle, and inspired by the recent Royal Wedding and the awe in which some of the world's innocents hold the Pope, the one from BIG Italy, not LITTLE Italy in NYC, has directed his privately run auto fi...
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Funny story: Alarm Bells Ringing In Manchester As Stoke City Destroy Arsenal

Alarm Bells Ringing In Manchester As Stoke City Destroy Arsenal

It looks like it's "squeaky bum" time for Manchester City fans as the days leading up to the FA Cup Final rumble slowly by. The casual observer could be forgiven for thinking that City have already won the cup following their shock semi-final vict...
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Funny story: It's Palin v Palin In Last-Minute Injunction Against The BBC

It's Palin v Palin In Last-Minute Injunction Against The BBC

Monty Python star and all round (the World) good egg, Michael Palin, has taken out an injunction at the High Court this afternoon, forbidding the BBC to broadcast an already in-the-can episode of the popular family tree show, Who do you think you are...
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Funny story: The Fable of the Rich King

The Fable of the Rich King

Once upon a time, there was a rich kingdom, whose wealth and power was widely admired and coveted. The king lived in a golden palace, ate meals from golden plates, and enjoyed golden showers daily. But enough of the cheap jokes. The king sent out heralds and emissaries to all known lands, proclaiming the greatness of his kingdom and offering friendship to whoever would welcome them. Most neighb...
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Funny story: Alien visit went unnoticed

Alien visit went unnoticed

Richland, WA: It appears that a visit by space aliens in January 1992 went unnoticed by the broader public. At least this is what a group of NASA scientists claims based on some of the earlier data from the Hubble space telescope. According to the...
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Funny story: Charity Begins at Home: Barack's Brother Fronts Bogus 'Non Profit', Obama Foundation; Flaunts 'Family Ties!"

Charity Begins at Home: Barack's Brother Fronts Bogus 'Non Profit', Obama Foundation; Flaunts 'Family Ties!"

Another tenet of Barack Obama's 'share the wealth' scheme was revealed today as word leaked out over the "Barack H. Obama Foundation" named after his proliferate father, and headed up by one of his many siblings, older brother Abon'go (just call me...
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Funny story: Beatrice and Eugenie Stripped of "Protection', "Must Crawl Home on their Own" says Queen!

Beatrice and Eugenie Stripped of "Protection', "Must Crawl Home on their Own" says Queen!

Following the furor over recent Millinery Mayhem exhibited at the Royal Wedding, the Queen has announced her disfavor by stripping 'personal protection' from the Princesses of Yuk, Beatrice and Eugenie, an act which is said will hamper their 'pub cra...
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Funny story: McIntyre May Be Asked To Fall On The Sword Of Damocles To Save Ailing Talent Show

McIntyre May Be Asked To Fall On The Sword Of Damocles To Save Ailing Talent Show

In a sensational development today high-trousered media mogul and pop Svengali, Simon Cowell, moved to silence critics over the falling ratings of his ailing Britain's Got Talent TV show. Speaking from his luxurious barn conversion in leafy Surrey...
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Funny story: SNP Deny Anti English Sentiment

SNP Deny Anti English Sentiment

Victorious SNP leader Alex Salmond has moved quickly to deny that there is any anti English bias in his party. The First Minister stated : "Despite our comprehensive victory in the elections which gave us a clear majority in Holyrood, I can rea...
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Funny story: Pink Floyd Star's Son Admits Violence

Pink Floyd Star's Son Admits Violence

Charlie Gilmour, son of Pink Floyd lead guitarist Dave Gilmour, has pleaded guilty to a string of violence charges during student protests in London last year. There is a strong possibility that Gilmour will get a custodial sentence. To raise funds for his son's defence, Gilmour Senior is to release an album of reworkings of classic Floyd tracks. The track listing is : The Piper At...
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Funny story: Mass Culling For Foot -In- Mouth Unnecessary

Mass Culling For Foot -In- Mouth Unnecessary

Scientists have advised that there may not be any need for a mass cull of at risk people if there is another outbreak of foot-in-mouth syndrome. The last foot-in-mouth occurred in 2001, leading to thousands of politicians being slaughtered in an e...
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Funny story: Paul McCartney To Marry Again

Paul McCartney To Marry Again

Ex Beatle Paul McCartney is to tie the knot for a third time. Macca was married to photographer and vegetarian Linda Eastman from 1969 until her death in 1998 then married one legged model Heather Mills in 2002 until they divorced in 2008. A cl...
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Funny story: Robot Pitcher is Latest Trend in Major League Baseball

Robot Pitcher is Latest Trend in Major League Baseball

It had to happen. With robots now in education, medicine, space exploration, science, manufacturing, and many other fields, it was only a matter of time before they invaded professional sports. And the time is now! Okay, okay, the debut of a r...
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Funny story: Pacquiao Wins But Ole Man Mosley Takes Him The Distance

Pacquiao Wins But Ole Man Mosley Takes Him The Distance

Widely regarded as the best pound for pound fighter in the world, Manny Pacquiao, was taken the distance in Vegas by 39 year old Shane Mosley last night. The venue was the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada, and the proceedings got under way wit...
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Funny story: Pippin Middleton is Pippi Longstockings' Half Sister

Pippin Middleton is Pippi Longstockings' Half Sister

In an embarrassing revelation, Pippin Middleton, the sister of Kate Middleton who just married Prince William of Whales, is actually the half sister of Pippilotta Delicatessa Windowshade Mackrelmint Ephraim's Daughter Longstocking, who is also known...
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Funny story: President Obama Apologizes To Yucatan, Mexico's Green Guacamole Drug Cartel For His "Tamale" Remark

President Obama Apologizes To Yucatan, Mexico's Green Guacamole Drug Cartel For His "Tamale" Remark

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama invited a lot of Hispanic dignitaries, politicians, singers, actors, and professional baseball players to a White House Backyard Cinco de Mayo Picnic. Some of the featured guests included George Lopez, Salma Haye...
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Funny story: Kansas State Mascot Madness Campaign Backfires

Kansas State Mascot Madness Campaign Backfires

Manhattan, Kansas - Kansas State University announced today that the ill-fated Mascot Madness Campaign will be ended after several incidents that have placed the institution in a bad public image. "The campaign's purpose was to help build pride a...
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Funny story: Osama Enjoyed PlayStation in Pakistani Hideout

Osama Enjoyed PlayStation in Pakistani Hideout

As new details emerged on the final days of Osama bin Laden, it has been learned that the terrorist leader's favorite TV channel was Sony's PlayStation Network, until it crashed in a recent security breach. Informed sources say the theft by hack...
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Funny story: Charles and Camilla to Emigrate

Charles and Camilla to Emigrate

The true purpose behind the recent visit to the United States by Prince Charles plus his meeting there with President Obama was revealed in a short statement issued by Clarence House yesterday. It states simply that Prince Charles and his second wife...
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Funny story: Fired 'Celebrity Apprentice' Playboy Playmate Hope Dworaczyk Calls Ex-Fellow Teammates Star Jones and NeNe Leakes "Bitches!"

Fired 'Celebrity Apprentice' Playboy Playmate Hope Dworaczyk Calls Ex-Fellow Teammates Star Jones and NeNe Leakes "Bitches!"

NEW YORK CITY - The woman who was named The 2010 Playboy Playmate of The Year and is regarded as one of the top glamour models in the world stated that she was thrilled beyond belief to get fired from Donald Trump's little out-of-control reality show...
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