Funny story: Stupid Public Votes Themselves Into Rut

Stupid Public Votes Themselves Into Rut

LONDON - After the Alternative Vote (AV) referendum results were released with 67% saying No and 21% saying Yes, many social scientists are commenting on the idiocy of the British public. "Wow..." said one, "Just wow. When given the chance to make...
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Funny story: Future News: Conservatives Win Election with 34% of Votes

Future News: Conservatives Win Election with 34% of Votes

(Published 2015) LONDON - The results of this years UK General Election are in, and a shocking revelation has occurred. The Conservatives have won power over the United Kingdom of England Wales and Northern Ireland, even though they got over a thi...
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Funny story: Song: "Mirror, Mirror"

Song: "Mirror, Mirror"

I like songs. I like writing songs even more. Okay, this is a poem-y thing, but it's... look, just read. I'm sure you can make up a tune in your head. "Mirror, Mirror" I'm a wreck, And insecurity, Hell, I've a vanity lift! Say that I'm amazing, Am I really worth for mating? 'Cause I can always stare into the... Mirror (mirror)! How amazing cool is my image? I'm not an iconoclast,...
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Funny story: Vicky Pollard Slammed As Cause For Collapse Of Yes Vote

Vicky Pollard Slammed As Cause For Collapse Of Yes Vote

In a sensational development grotesque comedy character, Vicky Pollard, from BBC hit sketch show, Little Britain, has been blamed by Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg, as the cause of the Yes campaign being comprehensively thrashed earlier this eveni...
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Funny story: Osama, The Musical Released!

Osama, The Musical Released!

From the theme of Oklahoma: Oooooooooooosama when the seals came knocking on your door The waving guns wow they sure shot straight You're million dollar compound is no more Oooooooooooosama no more nights for you to plan Gone for good you're just fish food It's not that safe in Pakistan. Our choppers came and you wet your drawers Guess it wasn't the pizza guy Coming through the door...
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Funny story: Beatle Paul McCartney To Marry Bride Number Three

Beatle Paul McCartney To Marry Bride Number Three

Former Beatle, Sir Paul McCartney is to marry for a third time, according to sources. Sir Paul will apparently wed New York millionaire businesswoman Nancy Shevell, of New York, who he met in The Hamptons. On Long Island. McCartney's first m...
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Funny story: UK votes no to AV

UK votes no to AV

Voters in the UK have voted decisively by 69% to reject Lib Dem plans to replace their voting system. The Lib Dems had proposed "AV" or "Alternative Voting". In this system, the voter votes for the candidate who they want to lose the election. For...
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Funny story: Greece to European Union : We're Oughta Here, EU Can Ab-Zorba our Debts!

Greece to European Union : We're Oughta Here, EU Can Ab-Zorba our Debts!

The EU came one step closer to the financial abyss today with highly sensitive reports that the Nation of Greece , unable to placate tax dodging civilians, unsustainable pensions and perks for government workers was going to take the easy way out an...
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Funny story: Wayne Rooney kidnapped!

Wayne Rooney kidnapped!

Man United souperstar, Wayne Rooney, has been kidnapped. It seems that after the Man United whitewash against the hopeless Krauts called Schalke 04, Wayne Rooney was kidnapped on the doorstep of his luxury mansion in full "Monty" after fulfilling his...
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Funny story: Israel, allies start playing the old gramophone - in the age of YouTube and WikiLeaks

Israel, allies start playing the old gramophone - in the age of YouTube and WikiLeaks

Coming from known sources, and having the reputation to distort the truth and thereby prevaricate, many seem to hear again the old familiar tune, having the distinguished smell of napalm too, that used to play one single, old, scratched gramophone over the last fifty odd years. Surely, the quality of that once globally famous 'tune' has degraded and degenerated to the forms of 'creaky old noise...
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Funny story: US seven/eight year-old girls given botox by fame-seeking moms

US seven/eight year-old girls given botox by fame-seeking moms

Many sick mothers in the US are seriously preparing their very young girls for fame and fortune. These days it's not good enough to sing, dance and look like Shirley Temple, no, the kiddies have to be pumped with botox, drugs, have their eyebrows tattooed and may even have a bit of silicone added in certain areas too! The US is well known for breeding budding superstars at very early ages with...
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Funny story: Masturbation 'Biggest Factor' in Elvis-style Fatalities

Masturbation 'Biggest Factor' in Elvis-style Fatalities

Self-abuse, coffee, blowing your nose and straining to defecate could increase the risk of of a fatal stroke similar to Elvis Presley's, say researchers in Madrid. Eight risk factors were linked to bleeding on the brain. They all increase blood pr...
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Funny story: Citizens to Alert! UPS, and FedEx, delivery trucks reportedly missing!

Citizens to Alert! UPS, and FedEx, delivery trucks reportedly missing!

UPS General Manager Mr. Thomas Jefferson and FedEx General Manager Mr. Abraham Lincoln have filed "Missing Equipment" reports with the F.B.I. after the death of Osama Bin Laden led to rumors of a possible counter-attack against the United States.
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Funny story: Study Finds New Top Cause of Death Worldwide

Study Finds New Top Cause of Death Worldwide

Scientists at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, California rocked the foundation of the medical community earlier this afternoon at a press conference revealing the results of their most recent study. "We have significant proof that the...
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Funny story: SuBo fanatics take out super-duper-mega-injunction!

SuBo fanatics take out super-duper-mega-injunction!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies may, or may not, have taken out a super-duper-mega-injunction against the entire internet today, after it is thought that a video clip of the fanatics attempting to phone SuBo at home may, or may not, h...
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Funny story: Lib-Dems Leader Nick Clegg Offers Olive Branch To Al Qaeda

Lib-Dems Leader Nick Clegg Offers Olive Branch To Al Qaeda

UK sources are reporting that Deputy Prime Minister and Lib-Dem leader Nick Clegg is giving serious consideration to offering terror group Al Qaeda an olive branch. It's thought that Clegg perceives that at least he might have a decent idea where...
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Funny story: Devolution in action!

Devolution in action!

Puzzled evolutionists are getting splinters in their fingers as they scratch their heads at science' latest finding. An insect known as a 'treehopper' has decided to turn back the clock, and grow three sets of wings!!!! Evolutionists tell the s...
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Funny story: Illuminati groom new Bin Laden

Illuminati groom new Bin Laden

London - A newlywed from the sacred Merovingian line is being fast-tracked to replace Ass-ended Master Osama. Known only by his Emir Will Panic anagram codename the up-and-coming one flopped badly in spearheading the UK World Cup 2018 bid. A sp...
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Funny story: Fergie Admits He Doesn't Have A Plan For Chelsea Showdown

Fergie Admits He Doesn't Have A Plan For Chelsea Showdown

Manchester United boss, Sir Alex Ferguson admitted this morning that he has no battle plan ahead of Sunday's Old Trafford showdown with a resurgent Chelsea. When questioned, the United boss simply said that he would select a team which he deemed c...
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Funny story: Superman To Move To Yorkshire!

Superman To Move To Yorkshire!

Superman is to quit Metropolis in a surprise reaction to right-wing anger at his plans to be a global citizen. The Man of Steel, who originally came from the doomed planet Krypton, enraged right-wingers by attending an anti-government protest in T...
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Funny story: Absinthe Return Promises French Art Boom

Absinthe Return Promises French Art Boom

News that absinthe is to go on sale again in France has excited art dealers and gallery curators. The green, anise-flavoured spirit contains the chemical thujone, which supposedly gives it mind-altering properties. It was banned in 1915 when it wa...
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Funny story: BNP (British Nazi Party) lose seats in Stoke-on-Trent

BNP (British Nazi Party) lose seats in Stoke-on-Trent

As local election stories flood in thick and fast, with plenty of thick councillors being elected and plenty of election agent getting out of there fast, it has been reported that the British Nazi Party has lost all five seats they held on Stoke city...
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Funny story: UN Joins EU in Condemning US for 'Bad Bin' Recycling Practices Over Bin Laden Waste Disposal!

UN Joins EU in Condemning US for 'Bad Bin' Recycling Practices Over Bin Laden Waste Disposal!

The furor over the demise of terrorist Osama Bin Laden will not abate, now involving theories of suicide, death due to his lack of treatment for kidney stones by the NHS, terrible intestinal pain from Trichinosis, or his self immolation while sim...
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Funny story: Pippa Middleton To Adopt A Low Profile - Gets Advice From Victoria Beckham

Pippa Middleton To Adopt A Low Profile - Gets Advice From Victoria Beckham

Pippa Middleton, the young lady with the alluring and much admired posterior who stole the show at last week's Royal Wedding, has confided to close friends that she just wants to adopt a low profile and fade out of the limelight. Ten days ago, ver...
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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Fury Over Extortionate Champions League Final Ticket Prices

Wayne Rooney Fury Over Extortionate Champions League Final Ticket Prices

Wayne Rooney joined the massed ranks of Manchester United supporters enraged by the outrageous prices being demanded by ticket touts for the Champions League showcase final against Barcelona at Wembley on May 28th. On some internet sites, prime ti...
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Funny story: Results of referendum on AV (Alternative Voting) system announced

Results of referendum on AV (Alternative Voting) system announced

The results of the 5th May referendum on the Alternative Voting (AV) system for the UK have been declared this morning. In a very heavily-subscribed vote (almost some of the population turned out to vote), those voting in favour were 50%, those vo...
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Funny story: John Terry's Secret Weapon

John Terry's Secret Weapon

In astonishing scenes this morning in a Brompton Road cafe, Chelsea skipper John Terry revealed that he has a secret weapon, but then flatly refused to disclose whether or not he'd be using it against Manchester United in Sunday's title head to head...
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Funny story: Have I Got News For You Host Hospitalised

Have I Got News For You Host Hospitalised

Popular TV comic actor Alexander Armstrong is recovering in hospital today after apparently suffering from exploding head syndrome. The funny man has been a popular face on TV for several years and recently enjoyed massive success when he teamed u...
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Funny story: Dusty Bin Cruelly Assassinated in Osama bin Laden Backlash

Dusty Bin Cruelly Assassinated in Osama bin Laden Backlash

Gay icon and mascot of the 1970s television show 3-2-1, Dusty Bin, was cruelly assassinated this morning in a revenge attack for the killing of al-Qaeda mouthpiece Osama bin Laden. Al-Qaeda has many tapes of TV shows from the 70s and the 80s as th...
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Funny story: Bin Laden: Did not die by gunfire but died while having sex

Bin Laden: Did not die by gunfire but died while having sex

The most guarded secret in the world is that Osama Bin Laden did not die under the bullets of a Seal commando, but died while having sex. "He had a stroke while having sex simultaneously with six of his current batch of wives and concubines," an a...
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Funny story: Alex Salmond To Star In West End

Alex Salmond To Star In West End

Triumphant Scottish National Party leader Alex Salmond has been tipped to make his debut on the West End stage in a new production of "Alice In Wonderland". After seeing his party make major gains in the Scottish elections to such an extent that a...
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Funny story: "Mutant Cure" Case To Go To Supreme Court.

"Mutant Cure" Case To Go To Supreme Court.

Fourteen years after it first went before a jury, Summers vs. California --the first case when a Mutant-American was compelled by the Mandatory Mutant Gene Suppression Act of 2039 to accept the so-called "Mutant Cure"-- will heard before the US Supre...
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Funny story: David Cameron Accused Of War Crimes

David Cameron Accused Of War Crimes

The International Criminal Court chief prosecutor in The Hague is to seek warrants in the next few days against UK Prime Minster for crimes against humanity. Luis Moreno claims that he has substantial evidence to suggest that, during the first yea...
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Funny story: Another Blow For Celtic

Another Blow For Celtic

Celtic's hopes of winning the Scottish Premier League title has been dealt another hammer blow with the news that star midfielder Beram Kayal will miss the run in after suffering a broken wrist on Wednesday night. Hot on the heels of the disastrou...
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Funny story: Sir Alex Relieved Gamble Paid Off

Sir Alex Relieved Gamble Paid Off

Man Utd boss Sir Alex Ferguson declared himself a "relieved man " after his big gamble paid off as the club cruised through to the Champions League Final at Wembley at the end of the month. Fergie, at the grand old age of 70, still has the capacit...
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Funny story: American Idol Sends Jacob "Ebenezer Baptist" Lusk Back Home To The Congregation

American Idol Sends Jacob "Ebenezer Baptist" Lusk Back Home To The Congregation

HOLLYWOOD - And in the words of American Idol Host Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest, "And then there were four." Jacob Lusk of Compton, California is the latest contestant to be eliminated from American Idol. Seacrest told the AI studio audience that th...
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Funny story: Fort Worth Woman's Legal Troubles Due to Daughter's 5 Magical Wishes

Fort Worth Woman's Legal Troubles Due to Daughter's 5 Magical Wishes

Fort Worth: Elizabeth Potter, 41, of the urban Near South Side neighborhood is currently entangled in legal struggles with the city. If it weren't for the unicorn grazing in her backyard, she would move. Potter says it all started when her five-ye...
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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden's Diary Found after the Raid

Osama Bin Laden's Diary Found after the Raid

The US military announced that they found a diary that belonged to Osama Bin Laden after the successful raid of his compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan on May 2, 2011. Several excerpts of his last days are printed below. April 1, 2011 The planned terrorist attack on an Israeli bus station in Tel Aviv failed today, due to our own incompetence. Our best three terrorists Mohammed-Larry and M...
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Funny story: Twitter Announces "Tweet Like A Chick" Week

Twitter Announces "Tweet Like A Chick" Week

The social networking site has announced a new, fun game that men worldwide can participate in called "Tweet Like A Chick". TLAC will be held on the seventh Wednesday of every third month during the lunar phase of the moon. The clever guy who tw...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Is Now Viciously Feuding With Christina Aguilera

Lady Gaga Is Now Viciously Feuding With Christina Aguilera

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - Lady Gaga performed before a sell-out crowd of 19,473 at The Cheddar Cheese Arena where afterwards she was presented with a 40 pound slab of cheddar cheese by the city's Chief of Police Valdespino "Mr. Glock 9" Laffkowski. L...
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Funny story: There is doubt that Asians are the most intelligent people

There is doubt that Asians are the most intelligent people

The Richard Lynn intelligence test, which states that Asians are the most intelligent race in the world, is in doubt again after a South Korean man crucified himself in front of a mirror. Richard Lynn is a Professor Emeritus of Psychology and is known for his views on racial and ethnic differences. Lynn argues that there are hereditary differences in intelligence based on race and sex. Lynn's...
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Funny story: Passion Pix of Party Girl Pippa Middleton Surface Causing Quite A Stir

Passion Pix of Party Girl Pippa Middleton Surface Causing Quite A Stir

LONDON - It was supposed to be a party that no one would ever talk about but as things happen, someone leaked out some photos and now the 'snapshots' have hit the fan to put it in a family way, which by the way, Pippa is not. Loretta Piffinshaw of...
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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Discloses That Bar Rafaeli Did Not Bare Her Naked Body To Him On Malibu Beach

Taylor Lautner Discloses That Bar Rafaeli Did Not Bare Her Naked Body To Him On Malibu Beach

MALIBU BEACH - Taylor Lautner one of the stars of the Twilight Saga movies was recently asked about a secret rendezvous between him and Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue model Bar Rafaeli. Lautner, who in the past has dated such well know celebrit...
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Funny story: God Ridiculed After Ordering Assassination of Satan

God Ridiculed After Ordering Assassination of Satan

The debate over God releasing a photograph of Satan's corpse reached a low point this week, just days after the Alpha and Omega authorized the raid "Operation Hellspawn" on Satan's suspected location near Hollywood, CA, killing Satan, his wife, Pol...
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Funny story: "Licking Man" Finally Completes London Marathon Course

"Licking Man" Finally Completes London Marathon Course

A man who promised to complete the London Marathon, by licking every inch of it, has finally finished the feet, 4 YEARS after starting. Arron Pheugh, who was dressed as an effigy of Pol Pot throughout the challenge, finally finished the amazing fe...
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Funny story: Miss Piggy blackmails Prince Charles & Camilla

Miss Piggy blackmails Prince Charles & Camilla

Miss Piggy now crowned the infamous "Duchess of Pork" today finally revealed to the world why she blackmailed the Royals. It was terrible! I thought I was the Lovechild of Prince Charles & Camilla. They gave me away when I was born. All m...
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Funny story: Eamonn Holmes Coughs Up Entire Pie Live On Air

Eamonn Holmes Coughs Up Entire Pie Live On Air

Shocked Sky News viewers were appalled to see Eamonn Holmes cough up an entire pie during this morning's 8.32am bulletin. Charlotte Hawkins had to swing her head in earnest, to make sure that she missed the Steak and Ale pie blast, although it did...
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