Funny story: "The Perfect Gentleman" Survey

"The Perfect Gentleman" Survey

A survey was recently conducted throughout colleges in Europe and America to find out the world's PERFECT GENTLEMAN past and present. Females of all ages, mostly in the 18-30 group were asked to read biographical material on a list of twenty subjects. Physical descriptions were kept to a minimum to hide the subjects' identities. Candidates were asked to mark in terms of (1) looks (2) sex appe...
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Funny story: Bin Laden Should Have Been Arrested And Tried In A Court Of Law Says Lawyer

Bin Laden Should Have Been Arrested And Tried In A Court Of Law Says Lawyer

Whilst most people felt a kind of quiet satisfaction (aside from crowds in New York who went a bit mental) over the slaying of terror mastermind, Osama Bin Laden, there were one or two dissenting voices. Mainly among lawyers, who remain convinced...
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Funny story: Early voting results show some mistakes

Early voting results show some mistakes

With many people having to not only vote on the referendum for AV but also for local councillors and in a few places local by-elections, it was no surprise that there would be mistakes made by some of the people voting. One of the most common mist...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton Has Poo Under Police Escort

Kate Middleton Has Poo Under Police Escort

In a national exclusive, The Daily Spurt were there to witness the moment where Kate needed to use the lavatory in her own house on Angelsey. Some rabble, 28 Photographers, a Judge, a man carrying a fairly weighty Harpoon and 14 armed Police Off...
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Funny story: Muslim Man Walking Past Ground Zero Incarcerated

Muslim Man Walking Past Ground Zero Incarcerated

NEW YORK - Abdel Al-Fayad, 25, was going to pay his respect to fellow New Yorkers killed on 11th September, when he was quickly handcuffed by New York City Police and sent to the local precinct. "I don't get what's the deal!" said Al-Fayad, speaki...
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Funny story: Attorney General Eric Holder Orders Arrest Of President Obama For Illegal Assassination Of Bin Laden

Attorney General Eric Holder Orders Arrest Of President Obama For Illegal Assassination Of Bin Laden

This is not your typical "man bites dog" incident. Up until now, both Obama and the man he appointed Attorney General, Eric Holder, were of the same legal bent. Each were well left of center and agreed that the government should not be in the busin...
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Funny story: Local Man On The Mend After Shattered Undercarriage Trauma

Local Man On The Mend After Shattered Undercarriage Trauma

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, is reported to be on the mend following a traumatic injury sustained upon his 'undercarriage' and believed to have been initiated by a trapped hair follicle in a place nobody in their right mind would ever want to go.
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Funny story: Obama Declares: "We Will Never Forget 9/11, Just Like We Never Forgot Pearl Harbor"

Obama Declares: "We Will Never Forget 9/11, Just Like We Never Forgot Pearl Harbor"

President Obama today assured all Americans that 9/11 would never be forgotten and added, somewhat forgetfully, "just like we never forgot Pearl Harbor." After a resounding round of applause from the gathered dignitaries and other assorted hanger...
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Funny story: Philip Treacy Devastated by The Princess Beatrice Loo Seat Tragedy

Philip Treacy Devastated by The Princess Beatrice Loo Seat Tragedy

Close friends of Royal Hat Maker Philip Treacy have tonight revealed that he has been admitted to hostpital suffering from embarrassment and guilt. Both of these conditions are said to have been caused by The Princess Beatrice Loo seat disaster.
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Funny story: Donald Trump Running to Win the Indianapolis 500

Donald Trump Running to Win the Indianapolis 500

Donald Trump has agreed to drive the pace car at the start of the 2011 Indianapolis 500 race on May 29. But track officials might get more Trump than they bargained for. The real estate mogul and part-time politician has declared that he plans to win...
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Funny story: Jon Cryer To Teach "Two And A Half Men" Seminar At Harvard

Jon Cryer To Teach "Two And A Half Men" Seminar At Harvard

Jon Cryer, the former co-star of " Two And A Half Men" will be teaching a seminar at Harvard University based on the show. The seminar will be part of Harvard's "Examples Of Crap In Media" which is also tied to the very popular "Women's Extreme...
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Funny story: Katie gives Willy his first "Royal Blow Job"!

Katie gives Willy his first "Royal Blow Job"!

After all the pomp and ceremony died down after last weeks "royal do" Katie and Willy "got down" to serious royal business immediately. It is tradition amongst the Royals that any female entering the clan must give their male partners "trumpet" a...
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Funny story: Using Your Mobile In Public? Well Look Where You're Bloody Going You Berk!

Using Your Mobile In Public? Well Look Where You're Bloody Going You Berk!

In far-reaching and draconian new legislation soon to be brought in by the Coalition, it can be revealed people who dawdle at the top or bottom of escalators, whilst gawping at their mobile phones, could soon be facing £5000 fines, or in some cases,...
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Funny story: Kendra Wilkinson and Louis Van Amstel To Dance A Suggestively Risque Dance Number On 'American Idol' To Help Boost Their Ratings

Kendra Wilkinson and Louis Van Amstel To Dance A Suggestively Risque Dance Number On 'American Idol' To Help Boost Their Ratings

LOS ANGELES - Former Playboy Playmate Kendra Wilkinson, who was recently eliminated from Dancing With The Stars, was extremely thrilled to reveal that she has been asked to appear in the next Twilight Saga movie. Wilkinson who is 25, pointed out t...
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Funny story: Billy Ray Cyrus Admits That He Has 'The Hots' For Kate "The Great" Gosselin

Billy Ray Cyrus Admits That He Has 'The Hots' For Kate "The Great" Gosselin

POMONA - Billy Ray Cyrus was having his $400 shark-skin cowboy boots fitted with brand new heels when he ran into his old friend Texas singer Shake Russell. The two had actually toured together in the late 80s and had become good friends singing o...
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Funny story: Welsh three legged sheep dog is dog of the year!

Welsh three legged sheep dog is dog of the year!

A three-legged Welsh sheep dog is UK sheep-dog of the year after winning the competition against his four-legged rivals. The doggy called "Jack the wonder dog" is renowned in the Welsh valleys because when he cocks his leg he doesn't fall over, he...
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Funny story: Navy Seal Program Cut by GOP Congress!

Navy Seal Program Cut by GOP Congress!

The press is reporting today that the GOP controlled House of Representatives has cut funding for the Navy Seals program in their proposed 2012 budget. It was a shocking move in wake of the Osama Bin Laden killing. Democrats were outraged and the med...
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Funny story: Neil Lennon Photos "Too Gruesome to Publish"

Neil Lennon Photos "Too Gruesome to Publish"

The Scottish Premier League has defended its decision not to publish any photos of Celtic manager Neil Lennon's reactions to his side's shock 3-2 defeat at Inverness Caledonian Thistle on Wednesday night. Chief Executive Neil Doncaster gave the re...
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Funny story: Mumbai Ringstinger To Hit The Shops

Mumbai Ringstinger To Hit The Shops

In the ongoing battle to achieve domination of the convenience food market, Miles Aweigh Foods of Ilfracombe, Devon are set to launch what they describe as "a revolutionary convenience food product" - namely, the Mumbai Ringstinger. Managing Direc...
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Funny story: Spoof writer looking for a Ghost Writer to hire

Spoof writer looking for a Ghost Writer to hire

A female spoof writer is looking for a Ghost Writer to hire for a couple of weeks until she gets 'back into the groove'. Although she doesn't believe in Ghosts persay (whatever persay means)...she feels she needs a helping hand or two as she is extremely busy tying up loose ends (and students) in preparation for her retirement from teaching at the end of June, and feels pushed for time as far...
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Funny story: Toxic Zam Zam water sourced to Bin Laden spring

Toxic Zam Zam water sourced to Bin Laden spring

Abbottabad - That 'Arab Spring' tagline has taken a bashing amid reports Bin Laden made 'an absolute killing' flogging poisoned water on his Holy Shit! website. The liquid's supernatural powers had seen it branded the world's top ills' whitewasher...
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Funny story: Hold The Front Page - New Daily Mail Title Set To Create Havoc On Newsstands!

Hold The Front Page - New Daily Mail Title Set To Create Havoc On Newsstands!

"You couldn't make it up could you?" An often heard comment in pubs and clubs the length and breadth of the land; but one that is destined to be outdated before much longer, as today news emerges that there's soon to be an offshoot publication from t...
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Funny story: How Man United Plan To Beat Barcelona

How Man United Plan To Beat Barcelona

It's the game everybody's waiting for - the Champions League Final at Wembley Stadium on May 28th between Catalan giants Barcelona, and England's very own Manchester United. Most neutrals, and most committed Manchester United fans accept that Barc...
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Funny story: Punk rock outfit "Jerry and the Jihadists" slammed by Bin Laden family as being in bad taste

Punk rock outfit "Jerry and the Jihadists" slammed by Bin Laden family as being in bad taste

Norwegian punk rockers "Jerry and the Jihadists" have once again proven themselves as grandmasters of bad taste following the release of their latest song "I was Osama's Love Child". Taken as a slur against their good name, the 17 wives, 167 child...
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Funny story: How Liz Taylor, Marlon Brando and Michael Jackson escaped 9/11 charges

How Liz Taylor, Marlon Brando and Michael Jackson escaped 9/11 charges

Los Angeles - "They took the US for a ride," an LA FagHagSlagMag editorial commented today amid reports about the trio's 9/11 getaway from New York. A rival celebwatch site had earlier claimed Jackson was behind the wheel of a Cadillac Seville fer...
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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Not Part of NBA Draft

Osama Bin Laden Not Part of NBA Draft

Osama Bin Laden died on May 1st of this year. According to military and government officials, Osama Bin Laden had been practicing basketball in his compound in order to regain the skills he used to have so he could play in the NBA again. New evid...
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Funny story: The real reason why photographs of a dead Osama Bin Laden are too gruesome

The real reason why photographs of a dead Osama Bin Laden are too gruesome

In the ongoing struggle that Barack Obama has with publishing the photographs in that they are too gruesome (which is pretty rich coming from a country which produces horror films like "Saw" and "Nightmare on Elm Street") hides a particularly embarra...
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Funny story: David Beckham to play major part in 2012 Olympics

David Beckham to play major part in 2012 Olympics

As rumoured in the press, former England football player and special ambassador for the moronically tattooed has admitted that he will be playing a special part in the 2012 Olympics. Current speculation suggests that Mr Beckham might perhaps be su...
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Funny story: Gloucester - Strangers In A Strange Land

Gloucester - Strangers In A Strange Land

Peregrine Trip investigates the West Country cathedral city… I stared intently at the map, but I just was not seeing. For the life of me, I could not locate Bristol Road. So, feeling rather foolish, I asked the thick-set lad at reception who was trying to give me directions: "I'm sorry, but which is Bristol Road? I know… I'm sorry… it's stupid but I just can't see it." The pair of recepti...
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Funny story: UK Weather Heads For Spanish Weekend

UK Weather Heads For Spanish Weekend

Large parts of the UK are set to enjoy temperatures of up to 81F (27C) this weekend thanks to a weather phenomenon know as the Spanish plume. Weather experts have warned that the conditions could have a massive effect on retail and catering. Th...
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Funny story: Parrot Turns Zoo Air Blue

Parrot Turns Zoo Air Blue

Visitors to a zoo in Devon have been complaining about the foul-mouthed antics of Jasper, a scarlet macaw. The bird has apparently been hurling abuse at visitors at Darmoor Zoo. He is so loud that he can be heard squawking his obscenities througho...
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Funny story: Osama bin Laden's head withdrawn from e-bay auction.

Osama bin Laden's head withdrawn from e-bay auction.

In an unprecedented move, the US administration has been forced to offer an apology for a 'practical joke that was taken too far'. A mere three days after the announcement that the al Quaeda figurehead, Osama bin Laden had been killed, the very he...
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Funny story: Photos of Bin Laden late entry for Turner Prize

Photos of Bin Laden late entry for Turner Prize

In a startling development the Turner Prize Committee have announced that a collage of photographs of the dead Osama Bin Laden have been accepted as a late entry for this year's competition. Penelope Puce, speaking on behalf of the Committee, expl...
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Funny story: Why Osama bin Laden got caught

Why Osama bin Laden got caught

Analysts have explained why Osama bin Laden got caught. Bin Laden did not have enough contingency plans worked out to prevent his capture because he was careless. Osama bin Laden should have known that foreign intelligence would try to track him down and he should have cut all connections with the outside world. Bin Laden should have left his second in command in charge of all of his organizat...
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Funny story: Queues In London To View Royal Wedding Items

Queues In London To View Royal Wedding Items

Queues have been forming all over London as crowds form to catch sight of discarded items from the Royal Wedding. Crowds have been arriving at Westminster Abbey to view the Duchess of Cambridge's wedding bouquet, but thousands have been flocking t...
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Funny story: Music Listeners Suffer From "Kate Bush Stress"

Music Listeners Suffer From "Kate Bush Stress"

A poll taken amongst music listeners has admitted that the vast majority suffer from what has been described as "Kate Bush Stress". Although the British songstress only brings out an album every 20 years, the effect her high pitched screaming has...
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Funny story: Bin Laden's Neighbours shocked as US Navy SEALS, CIA and Army storm suburban house

Bin Laden's Neighbours shocked as US Navy SEALS, CIA and Army storm suburban house

PAKISTAN: Residents of the quiet, picturesque town of Abbottabad are still in shock after Sunday's raid by helicopter-borne elite US military units on the house of local shire councillor and Rotary president Mr. Osama Bin Laden. "He was just a nor...
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Funny story: Death Of Celtic's Title Chances: Photos Not To Be Released

Death Of Celtic's Title Chances: Photos Not To Be Released

The Scottish Premier League has decided not to release photos of Celtic's devastating 3-2 defeat at the hands of Inverness Caley Thistle last night. The unexpected reverse could spell the end of the Parkhead club's title chances and the SFL fear t...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Announces That Her 'Muffin' Will Soon Be Freckle-Free

Lindsay Lohan Announces That Her 'Muffin' Will Soon Be Freckle-Free

HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan has resigned herself to the fact that she is headed back to the "Big House." Lohan, 24, was recently sentenced to be incarcerated for 120 days in The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women in Los Angeles for stealing a necklace,...
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Funny story: Secret Service Investigates Those Who Mistake 'Obama' for 'Osama' on Internet

Secret Service Investigates Those Who Mistake 'Obama' for 'Osama' on Internet

For those who found it necessary to rush onto the internet and disseminate to a collection of people who couldn't give a sh-t less about reading whatever narrow-minded, semi-coherent opinions about the death of Osama bin Laden they hastily threw toge...
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Funny story: Opinionated Bloggers Invent MLK, Jr. Quotes To Oppose Osama Slaying

Opinionated Bloggers Invent MLK, Jr. Quotes To Oppose Osama Slaying

In the hours following Osama bin Laden's unscheduled eye surgery at the hands of elite Navy SEALS, anti-anti-Osama bloggers who rode the short yellow bus to Facebook to blog ad nauseum about perceived "injustices" the mass-murderer suffered used righ...
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Funny story: Bin Laden: "Please Look After This Terrorist"

Bin Laden: "Please Look After This Terrorist"

London- Although we're pretty sure he had never been to Paddington Station, "public enemy number one", Osama Bin Laden, seemed to have a lot in common with Britain's number one bear, Paddington Brown, a just released report on the Taliban leader's de...
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Funny story: People Who Can't Mind Their Own Damned Business Question Queen Latifah's Sexuality

People Who Can't Mind Their Own Damned Business Question Queen Latifah's Sexuality

The interwebs are abuzz this evening, and fans are atwitter about the private f--king business of Queen Latifah, after she was photographed kissing her personal trainer, Jeanette Jenkins, on a yacht in France "There have been rumours about Latifah...
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Funny story: Al Quaeda Submarine Built to Look For Osama Bin Laden

Al Quaeda Submarine Built to Look For Osama Bin Laden

Arabian Sea - Just when you thought it was safe to turn on the news another story about Osama is breaking across the wires. Al Quaeda has launched its first submarine and is claiming it can reach Osama Bin Laden's body within days. "We have spared...
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Funny story: NEQUOIA - a Cure at Last!

NEQUOIA - a Cure at Last!

After 'bipolar' comes a new mental disorder - NEQUOIA. Comes from the Latin "nequeo" meaning "to be impossible". To find out what it was all about I called on Dr. Fritz Krakkers at his clinic in Los Angeles where he and his team do research for several government agencies on mental abnormalities and their cures. His office overlooks the luscious lawns of a nearby golf course and contains all t...
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Funny story: Activision Secures Rights to Bin Laden Death Helmet Cam Video

Activision Secures Rights to Bin Laden Death Helmet Cam Video

In a highly controversial move, video game software giant Activision has secured the rights to the helmet cam video taken by Navy Seal operatives during the raid on Bin Laden. Activision is the software publisher responsible for the immensely popula...
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