Funny story: Ken Clarke clarifies his position on Oilseed Rape

Ken Clarke clarifies his position on Oilseed Rape

Justice Secretary and Lord chancellor Kenneth (Ken) Clarke has issued a full and frank apology in attempt to clarify his position on Oilseed Rape. Mr Clarke was forced into the embarrassing climb-down because of comments he made on Radio 4's 'Far...
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Funny story: UK investigative reporter discovers that male television couch potatoes have been replaced by a group of males known as 'humour site crosswriters.'

UK investigative reporter discovers that male television couch potatoes have been replaced by a group of males known as 'humour site crosswriters.'

Recent studies conducted by England's highly respected Jane Johnson Institute of Journalistic Gender Disorders located in Wolverhampton, West Midlands has discovered a new male dysfunction. This new affliction is unique for several reasons. First...
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Funny story: Ryan Giggs Yoga Guru Reveals All About the Sheep Scandal Lies

Ryan Giggs Yoga Guru Reveals All About the Sheep Scandal Lies

Ryan Giggs Yoga guru has agreed to reveal all about a National scandal that has shocked the whole of Wales. The scandal revolves around a claim made by the Yoga Guru last year that the sheep he uses to maintain the grass height in the Gardens of h...
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Funny story: Amazon tribe has no word for "cock"

Amazon tribe has no word for "cock"

Scientists have discovered a remote tribe in the Brazilian rainforest who have no word to describe the male genitalia. The Dingaling tribe were only discovered in the 1970s and Brazilian linguists have been living amongst them for the last few years...
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Funny story: EU Plans Assault on Autoerotic Asphyxia, Plans Ban on Plastic Bags in UK; Practitioners Flee to Thailand to Hang Around!

EU Plans Assault on Autoerotic Asphyxia, Plans Ban on Plastic Bags in UK; Practitioners Flee to Thailand to Hang Around!

In a sweeping plan to ban plastic bags which have left Brits Breathless, the European Union is taking the first step to shut down deviate sex practices which they say affect the Health & Safety of the British Public. Plastic bags , since inven...
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Funny story: Time Not Right For Brown, Say Millions of Financial Experts

Time Not Right For Brown, Say Millions of Financial Experts

Financial commentators from all corners of the globe have united in expressing that the time is not right for former Prime Minister Gordon Brown to be considered for the IMF job vacated by Dominique Strauss-Kahn. Some have stated that Brown is sti...
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Funny story: Egypt Style Rally Grows In Spain

Egypt Style Rally Grows In Spain

Over 2,000 Spanish youths staged an overnight protest in Madrid against high unemployment. A number of political commentators have compared the nature of the protest to that of the pro-democracy rallies that galvanised Egypt. Certainly, many o...
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Funny story: Netanyahu Rejects Obama 1967 View

Netanyahu Rejects Obama 1967 View

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has rejected comments from US President Barack Obama that 1967 was the most significant year in popular music. In what was seen by many as a groundbreaking speech in Washington yesterday, Obama disassociat...
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Funny story: Homeless in NYC: DSK Reduced to Taking Room in YMCA , Harlem Residents 'can't wait!'

Homeless in NYC: DSK Reduced to Taking Room in YMCA , Harlem Residents 'can't wait!'

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the IMF Pariah suffering from Priapism, was forced to take a room at the YMCA after several exclusive rental apartments and Manhattan Co-ops refused to put the French Dandy up, no matter what the price. DSK was faced wit...
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Funny story: Beckham to launch own 'ladies underwear' range

Beckham to launch own 'ladies underwear' range

David Beckham is to launch his own 'ladies underwear' range following the launching of his undies for men. Advertising for the men's range features David on huge billboards showing off his six pack, dressed in undies bearing his name. The tightie...
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Funny story: Secret Service unveils new, secret, weapon

Secret Service unveils new, secret, weapon

In the days following the attempt on Congresswoman Gabby Giffords life, and threats made against other politicians, the U.S. Secret Service has decided on a new tact, in dealing with dangerous situations. Although Secret Service director, Mr. Harr...
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Funny story: Short Story: I Know It All

Short Story: I Know It All

John Smith was your average person. He had a job, a life, friends. Just like you and me. Except one thing. He had all the world's information in a sophisticated device - which was only the size of a credit card. His device was shiny, black, and it was his. Whenever the device allowed him to - which was most of the time - he could access trillions of pieces of data with a few taps and clicks...
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Funny story: Obama proposes Israel-Palestine solution

Obama proposes Israel-Palestine solution

Today, President Obama met with the Israeli Prime Minister and declared that he had found a solution to the long-running problems in the area. He said, "We propose the creation of a Palestinian state. The Palestinians have wandered in the wilderne...
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Funny story: Bible Sued By Deity

Bible Sued By Deity

An unnamed deity has sued the Bible after a number of the writers purported to reveal the name of the deity who allegedly impregnated the Virgin Mary. The deity's legal team begun the legal action in the High Court in London yesterday in what is t...
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Funny story: Manchester United players being asked to 'moonlight' in order to bring in more revenue for the club. Rooney throws a wobbler.

Manchester United players being asked to 'moonlight' in order to bring in more revenue for the club. Rooney throws a wobbler.

Manchester United is shouldering big debts, as are a number of clubs in the league. The players received the news today that they will be expected to moonlight in order to bring in more revenue for the club. They reacted with mixed emotions but no...
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Funny story: Un-expected turn of events, at Republican fundraiser

Un-expected turn of events, at Republican fundraiser

It is being reported, nation-wide, that the Muppet, ANIMAL, has "attacked" Republican House Speaker John Boehner, and is, now, in custody of Department of Homeland Security. Details seem to be scarce, as to what caused the alleged attack. The Rep...
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Funny story: Explaining The Coolidge Effect -or- Why Arnold F--ked That Ugly Chick.

Explaining The Coolidge Effect -or- Why Arnold F--ked That Ugly Chick.

Story #1: One afternoon, President and Mrs. Coolidge were touring a government-owned farm. the couple split up to tour different sections. While walking past the chicken coops, Mrs. Coolidge noticed one particular rooster mating over and over and over. "How often does that rooster mate?" she asked, ostensibly while trying to ignore her dampening bloomers. "Many times a day, to be hone...
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Funny story: Shock for Spoof!

Shock for Spoof!

A survey has found that sad people live longer. The people who were rated at school as being cheerful tended to die younger as they took more risks in life and enjoyed themselves 'too much'. Prof Glum of Hell University declared that those who told jokes and funny stories were causing premature death. One consolation was that those with jokes that always raised a groan were helping longevity, w...
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Funny story: Scientists are closer to inventing a "mind reading machine" after decoding the brain signals that make mental images in Glasgow

Scientists are closer to inventing a "mind reading machine" after decoding the brain signals that make mental images in Glasgow

Scientists are celebrating their new invention, but only in Glasgow. So far they have only been able to decode brain signals of people who 'think' in a Glasgow accent. Often there were NO brain signals to work with but scientists do believe they...
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Funny story: Netanyahu furious as Obama refuses to endorse 1100 BC borders

Netanyahu furious as Obama refuses to endorse 1100 BC borders

Discord over the future of the Middle East Peace Process continued this morning after President Obama confirmed he would not endorse a proposal which would see Israel return to the borders marked in 1100 BC by the first Jewish settlers. According...
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Funny story: Senior Judge Shocks Commons: "MP's will now have to follow the law"

Senior Judge Shocks Commons: "MP's will now have to follow the law"

In a shocking announcement today, it was confirmed that the Lord Chief Justice of England and Wales would be asking all Members of Parliament to now follow the laws of the Nation. MP's have famously been exempt from being answerable to the law sin...
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Funny story: New protocols announced following Irish Royal visit

New protocols announced following Irish Royal visit

Following on from the Royal visit to Ireland, Buckingham Palace has announced a number of protocols in relation to future visits by H M The Queen. The chief lady in waiting, Lady Huriup-Imlate, said, that from now on, people who meet Her Majesty: 1. Must not touch Her Majesty, even for "some small change for a cup of tea" and should certainly never try to sell her a copy of 'The Big Issue'...
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Funny story: IMF Head Strauss-Kahn Engaged to Rikers Inmate

IMF Head Strauss-Kahn Engaged to Rikers Inmate

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, who heads the International Monetary Fund and, until a few days ago, was likely to be the Socialist Party candidate for president of France, has announced his engagement to Heebie Longfellow, an inmate at New York's Rikers Isl...
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Funny story: Trump Aide Arrested: Caught with Obama Birth Certificate

Trump Aide Arrested: Caught with Obama Birth Certificate

Libyan President Muammar Gaddafi's former nurse, Ukrainian-born Oksana Balinskaya and now Donald Trump's personal assistant, was seized at Honolulu Airport after a high-speed chase through the city. In her possession was President Obama's original bi...
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Funny story: GOP Congress: "Legalize Marijuana!"

GOP Congress: "Legalize Marijuana!"

When John Boehner stood up to introduce the legislation, it took the nations Capitol, by surprise. The press corps was stunned, the nation shocked, and the Europeans amused. The Majority Leader of the US House of Representatives was introducing l...
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Funny story: Gingrich's "Brilliance" Outshines Einstein

Gingrich's "Brilliance" Outshines Einstein

In a nationally televised news conference, potential Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich revealed that his I.Q. is 20 points higher than renowned physicist Albert Einstein. "The American people know that I am basically a modest individual...
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Funny story: Rep. King Begins Crusade Against Extremists

Rep. King Begins Crusade Against Extremists

As reported, Representative Peter King (R-NY) has begun hearings on the radicalization of the Muslim community in the U.S. His congressional committee has decided to extend its mandate to cover certain business groups in the U.S., including the 7-11...
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Funny story: Government Chips Away at Privacy

Government Chips Away at Privacy

The Department of Homeland Security has contracted with the Digital Angel company to have its ID chips implanted in all Americans and illegal aliens. At $12 per chip and injector, the cost will total $4.8 billion, unless the government is able to neg...
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Funny story: Glenn Beck is Certified a "Looney"

Glenn Beck is Certified a "Looney"

Special to INS - The American Psychiatric Association (APA) announced that it has created a new category of mental illness, "Looney," to describe the unique mental state of Glenn Beck. An abstract from the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Ment...
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Funny story: Scientists closer to inventing mind-reading machine after brain wave breakthrough in Glasgow

Scientists closer to inventing mind-reading machine after brain wave breakthrough in Glasgow

Scientists in Scotland have announced they are close to unveiling their mind-reading machine in Glasgow. Apparently, at present the mind-reading machine is only able to read minds of people who 'think' and speak with a Glasgow accent. Unfortunate...
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Funny story: Google In Hot Water Over Secret Application Hidden In Its Popular Street View Programme

Google In Hot Water Over Secret Application Hidden In Its Popular Street View Programme

Multinational giant, Google, is once more coming under fire today and stands accused of making it easy for burglars to rob peoples' homes, after reports of a rogue widget running amok in its already controversial 'Street View' programme. In a leak...
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Funny story: Irish demand visit by Pippa Middleton

Irish demand visit by Pippa Middleton

Following on from the visit of HM The Queen to Ireland, the men of Ireland are now demanding a second visit, this time by Royal sister-in-law Pippa Middleton. The AIAI (Association of Irish Arse Inspectors) are up in arms that their membership, re...
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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Chooses the Tiger Woods Gambit

Schwarzenegger Chooses the Tiger Woods Gambit

Following heated and continuous press coverage over his "love child" news and Maria Shriver's adamant statements opposed to any reconciliation, Arnold Schwarzenegger will be disappearing from the public eye for a while in a clear, Tiger Woods - post...
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Funny story: Irish National Stud-U-Like gift of whorse sperm delights the Queen

Irish National Stud-U-Like gift of whorse sperm delights the Queen

Shergar, County Louse - A 500-gallon drum of the strong stuff has seen the Queen vow to inseminate flagging House of Windsor genomes. The Irish national equine center gift will hopefully inject some much-needed spunk into the current mutant bloodl...
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Funny story: Wall Street Caught Napping as Barnes & Noble Merges with Baby Gap Stores

Wall Street Caught Napping as Barnes & Noble Merges with Baby Gap Stores

Rejecting Liberty Media's latest bid for the struggling book store chain, Barnes & Noble has announced the acceptance of a deal from The Gap that will merge current bookstore locations with clothing and accessories from Baby Gap specialty stores.
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Funny story: Paranoid Fergie Convinced Liverpool Behind Bin Laden News

Paranoid Fergie Convinced Liverpool Behind Bin Laden News

Sir Alex Ferguson admitted in a press conference today that he had suspicions over the timing and motives of the U.S raid that killed Osama Bin Laden earlier this month. "For almost a decade this man has been on the run, yet for some reason he cou...
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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger Has Been Scratched From Appearing On Next Year's Edition of Dancing With The Stars

Arnold Schwarzenegger Has Been Scratched From Appearing On Next Year's Edition of Dancing With The Stars

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The producers of the hit reality show Dancing With The Stars Bernadette Penderlicki and Curtis Verflippet were having drinks in The Fountain of Youth Lounge at the exquisite Mrs. Ponce De Leon Hotel in Beverly Hills. They were asked by Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors about the intimate love child developments involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Penderlicki who has been very close t...
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Funny story: American Idol Down To The Final Two As Haley Reinhart Is Sent Back To Illinois

American Idol Down To The Final Two As Haley Reinhart Is Sent Back To Illinois

HOLLYWOOD - The former lead singer with the Pussycat Dolls, Nicole Scherzinger stole the show as she danced and pranced on the American Idol stage throwing down some dance moves that even had judge Jennifer Lopez oohing and ahhing. Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson was so embarrassed he turned two shades of purple and Steven "Lips" Tyler was so engrossed he even put down his copy of Rolling Stone...
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Funny story: Pakistan Not Aware Of K2

Pakistan Not Aware Of K2

Having been accused of incompetence in not being aware that Osama Bin Laden had been hiding in a large walled compound just yards from a military college in Abbottabad, the Pakistani Government was put under even more pressure today by the news that...
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Funny story: Diouf Keen To Stay At Ibrox

Diouf Keen To Stay At Ibrox

El Hadji Diouf, who spent half of last season on loan at Rangers, would be delighted to sign for the Glasgow club on a permanent basis. Its understood that his parent club Blackburn Rovers would be willing to let the controversial winger go for a...
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Funny story: Queen's Sympathy For Irish People

Queen's Sympathy For Irish People

The Queen expressed deep sympathy for the Irish people in her state banquet speech at Dublin Castle last night. The monarch was full of emotion as she spoke of her sorrow : I deeply sympathise with the Irish people in having to wear green everything - green ties, green jackets, even green underpants - it really is one of the most tiresome shades for one to have as one's national colour. A...
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Funny story: FA Abstains In Vote On Capello

FA Abstains In Vote On Capello

The Football Association's executive board has agreed to abstain in the vote to decide whether or not to continue with Fabio Capello as England manager. FA Chairman David Bernstein explained : "All members of the executive board were unanimous...
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Funny story: A Giggling President Obama Announces: "We just Nuked a Whole Bunch of Places"

A Giggling President Obama Announces: "We just Nuked a Whole Bunch of Places"

At a press conference that was held outside of the Pentagon war room, a tipsy and giggling US President Barack Obama announced to the gathered press that the US had just "nuked a whole mess of places" When asked why he decided to "nuke a whole mess of places" an inebriated Obama replied: "Well, me and Senator John McCain and Senator Harry Reid were out partying it up in Old Towne Alexandri...
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Funny story: Avram Grant rules himself out of running for vacant West Ham job

Avram Grant rules himself out of running for vacant West Ham job

Ex West Ham manager Avram Grant has ruled himself out of the running for the vacant manager's position at West Ham. The popular Israeli was the first name on the short list according to the Hammers' sex industry owners. Dildo magnet Karen Brady...
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