Funny story: Slow Cooked Foraged Food

Slow Cooked Foraged Food

Following the success of recently published series of Recipe and Vegipe books specially written for the slow cooker enthusiast, the latest edition turns it's metaphorical hand to a more 'natural', if not necessarily organic, collection of meals. Fungi in Buttercup Butter Originally meant to be Mushrooms in Garlic Butter, this recipe is much easier if any old type of mushroom or toadstool is...
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Funny story: Currys Are Us

Currys Are Us

High Street Electrical giant Currys have just announced that as from Monday, not only can you browse for all your electrical needs, you can also order your tea! Joint owners, Edwina and Tim Curry are delighted with the plan, and Tim explained how...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart: Some Screams In Twilight Were Real Because They Were Mine!

Kristen Stewart: Some Screams In Twilight Were Real Because They Were Mine!

Twilight actress Kristen Stewart responded to questions about some of the screams in the Twilight movies being real. This came after a reporter overheard Ashley Greene laughing in telling the story to a caterer. "Ashley and I supplied some of those screams that were accidentally recorded", she told us. "Maybe you should ask her. I mean, if she wants me to tell anyone about it." So we had to...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says That SHE is America's Favorite Female Star, Not Lady GaGa!

Miley Cyrus Says That SHE is America's Favorite Female Star, Not Lady GaGa!

After discovering that Lady GaGa has been unofficially named as America's Favorite Female Star, Miley Cyrus has thrown a fit according to those present when she heard the news on Entertainment Tomorrow Night. "What? How do they even know Lady Gaaa...
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Funny story: "The Special One" escapes knife attack in Spain, was it Ronaldo's mother?

"The Special One" escapes knife attack in Spain, was it Ronaldo's mother?

"The Special One" Jose Mourinho escaped a knife attack in La Coruna today. It seems the attacker was Ronaldo's mother aggrieved at the way Jose treats his son. Jose is constantly jibing Ronaldo about his sexuality, his diving, antics in front of o...
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Funny story: Charlie Sheen wishes to adopt Justin Bieber and marry Susan Boyle

Charlie Sheen wishes to adopt Justin Bieber and marry Susan Boyle

Charlie Sheen has most definitely 'lost it totally'. During his most recent t.v. interview he announced that he is planning to marry Susan Boyle and then adopt Justin Bieber, two Vietnamese orphans and a rescue dog. When told that Susan wasn't looking for a husband and that Justin HAS a family and because of his 'problems' the Vietnamese won't allow him to adopt any on their children, and the...
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Funny story: Natalie Portman To Give Birth To Yoda

Natalie Portman To Give Birth To Yoda

Hollywood, CA - Actress Natalie Portman is glowing with excitement as she prepares to give birth to her first baby. Friends and relatives of the 'Star Wars' actress are a little concerned though. Natalie won't be giving birth to a human--she will g...
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Funny story: Gingrich Announces 2012 Candidacy on online dating site!

Gingrich Announces 2012 Candidacy on online dating site!

In breaking news yesterday, Newt Gingrich who is known for his quirky personality, announced on an online dating website that he would be starting his 2012 presidential bid. Many in the media and the political world were not surprised. According...
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Funny story: Cure for baldness

Cure for baldness

After thousands of years of quackery fruitloopery cures for baldness, scientists in Durham have finally cracked the causes, and found a cure for baldness that actually works. Historically cures have involved lotions rubbed on the head, from the sl...
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Funny story: Shriner Clown Wearing Too Many Bright Colors Killed by Hummingbirds

Shriner Clown Wearing Too Many Bright Colors Killed by Hummingbirds

Grand Poobah Darrell Henderson of Little Rock, Arkansas was participating in a "Spring Is Coming" parade by driving his little clown car in a parade that included Miss Rutabaga of 2011 Wednesday when disaster hit. "I don't know why Henderson chose...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson to do New Version of "Bonnie & Clyde"!

Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson to do New Version of "Bonnie & Clyde"!

Hang on Twilight lovers, the last Twilight may finally be played out but it's two co-stars, Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson, are said to be looking over the roles of Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow, the 1930 bank robbers made famous in the earl...
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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Still Losing Weight But Suffering Horrible Side-Effects

Kirstie Alley Still Losing Weight But Suffering Horrible Side-Effects

Although she has now lost over 40 pounds, actress Kirstie Alley says that the new pills that are really taking off her weight has some serious side-effects, she is determined to stay on them until she gets down to an even 200. Also Alley refuses to come out of her house until she is down to 200, but she has given her friends permission to talk with us. "Sally has lost a lot of weight alright...
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Funny story: Football World Shocked By Carrick News

Football World Shocked By Carrick News

The football world was shocked and saddened by the news that Man United midfielder Michael Carrick had signed a new 3 year deal with the club. The new deal sees the former West Ham and Tottenham Hotspur midfielder tied to the current Premier Leagu...
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Funny story: Farting Dentist Banned

Farting Dentist Banned

Matthew Stilton, known as 'the farting dentist' because of his disturbing flatulence has been banned from his practice because of 'inappropriate behaviour'.. A colleague complained that he was giving patients 'the wrong sort of gas' and it made th...
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Funny story: Alex Pettyfer: Taylor Lautner Did Not Steal Dianna Agron From Me

Alex Pettyfer: Taylor Lautner Did Not Steal Dianna Agron From Me

British actor Alex Pettyfer says that he is not concerned with actor Taylor Lautner stealing his girlfriend. This was after Lautner and Dianna Agron were seen at a restaurant together in Pittsburgh. Lautner was there several months ago to work on...
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Funny story: Ooops! IP version 6 may not be big enough!

Ooops! IP version 6 may not be big enough!

Concern is growing in the scientific and computing communities that the addressing scheme for Internet Protocol version 6 may not big enough. IP addresses are the unique identifiers assigned to networked devices. They are used to reference each individual connection to the Internet. IP version 6 is due to replace the current system, IP version 4, due to the lack of available addresses. When...
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Funny story: London's "Big Ben" Clock Suddenly Stops Ticking

London's "Big Ben" Clock Suddenly Stops Ticking

LONDON - Several of the city's top jewelers are extremely puzzled as to why Big Ben has suddenly stopped ticking. Wainwright Ruskinbridger, one of London's best jewelers checked out the clock and said that he was not able to figure out why it stop...
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Funny story: Coalition to appoint a new Minister for Chaff

Coalition to appoint a new Minister for Chaff

The government announced today that a new cabinet post was to be created. They have decided that the creation and promotion of Chaff is a full time role. Chaff is the material that is ejected by military aircraft as a countermeasure when they are...
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Funny story: Prince Philip caught trying on Kate Middleton's wedding dress

Prince Philip caught trying on Kate Middleton's wedding dress

Greek xenophobe Phil "Duke of Edinburgh" Windsor has been caught trying on Kate Middleton's wedding dress by a maid at Windsor Castle. Tillie Mint entered the private chambers of the Queen and Prince yesterday to find Prince Philip parading around...
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Funny story: Ryan Giggs - Arise, Sir Giggsy

Ryan Giggs - Arise, Sir Giggsy

Popular Manchester United veteran Ryan Giggs could be in for a knighthood if an MP gets his way. Manchester Central MP, Tony Lloyd, tabled an early-day motion in the Commons asking for backing. According to Mr Lloyd, Giggs' little-known researc...
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Funny story: Famous Poet Laureate Commits Suicide. Leaves Suicide Poem.

Famous Poet Laureate Commits Suicide. Leaves Suicide Poem.

Ivana Poker, famous Southern poet from Macon, Georgia was found hanged in her apartment this morning -- an apparent suicide. Friends and relatives have stated that Ms. Poker, winner of the 1986 Nobel Prize in Literature,had been depressed and di...
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Funny story: Prince Harry banned from Dubai over Colonel Gaddafi links

Prince Harry banned from Dubai over Colonel Gaddafi links

London - City of London moves freezing Libyan assets scored a massive injury-time goal today with the freezing of Harry's charitable bank accounts. Harry was to have captained a Windsor polo team against local Dubai despot Shaikh Mohammed McTomb-R...
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Funny story: It's Friday & Welcome to Today's News with Rush Limbo! #12

It's Friday & Welcome to Today's News with Rush Limbo! #12

It's Friday & Welcome to Today's News with Rush Limbo! From behind the silver mike...had to sell the gold one, this is Friday when YOU choose the subject! Turdley is taking your calls and we'll hear from you after these news updates: According to the latest Wall Street Journal, the reign of the dollar is almost over. However, the treasury says that as the dollar shrinks, it will take le...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson: I'd Never Fight Lautner Over Kristen Stewart

Robert Pattinson: I'd Never Fight Lautner Over Kristen Stewart

Most ladies would not like to hear the sort of statement that Robert Pattinson made about his longtime girlfriend, Kristen Stewart, but Stewart says she can understand him saying that. "Rob tries to always be truthful. He was telling the truth and...
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Funny story: Surprise! Banksy Was At The Academy Awards After All!

Surprise! Banksy Was At The Academy Awards After All!

The unknown artist known as Banksy may have put over another one on the public as well as the reporters when the word was passed that the attendee who was seated closely behind and to the right of Lady GaGa, may have been the artist. All day peopl...
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Funny story: SuBo fanatics start travel business!

SuBo fanatics start travel business!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today launched their new travel service. The Wealthy International Tacky Travel Service (TWITTS) organises tours of Blackburn, SuBo's home town, for fanatics. "We weren't making enough money fro...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell Disapproves of Cher Lloyd's "Boo Boo" Tattoo

Simon Cowell Disapproves of Cher Lloyd's "Boo Boo" Tattoo

Silly Cher Lloyd has had two more tattoos much to sugar daddy Simon Cowell's disapproval. It makes you wonder whether rich Uncle Simon will drop her like the proverbial hot potato. The naive lass had her sixth and seventh tattoo of a bird with a ribbon escaping from a bird cage. It is a bizarre tribute to her uncle "Boo Boo" who accidentally died after taking contaminated drugs. It makes yo...
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Funny story: Barnsley Promoted to Premier League

Barnsley Promoted to Premier League

In a surprise move the Football Association have promoted Barnsley to the Premier League. Suggestions that this might have been a reward to the great town for ditching the LibDems in a Bye election and putting the Tories beneath UKIP, were hotly d...
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Funny story: Radcliffe & Maconie Move Is Sock-Motivated

Radcliffe & Maconie Move Is Sock-Motivated

BBC chiefs have decided to move a popular Radio 2 show to 6 Music in a bid to improve the profile of socks on the otherwise cool station. Veteran northern jocks Mark Radcliffe and Stuart Maconie currently broadcast on Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednes...
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Funny story: Huddersfield to be moved south

Huddersfield to be moved south

The Metropolitan Borough of Kirklees in West Yorkshire has voted 10 to 2 in favour of moving Huddersfield closer to London. The vote comes after a long public consultation that was largely supportive of the proposal, although some residents of the t...
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Funny story: Take That - Gary Barlow Has The Formula

Take That - Gary Barlow Has The Formula

In an exclusive interview today Take That's Gary Barlow revealed what really goes on behind the scenes in Take That. Speaking as they release their Incredible new single 'Kidz' the singer explained, ' Our World Wide domination is down to me we al...
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Funny story: Wisconsin Governor Hires Dog the Bounty Hunter to Bring Back Democratic Senators

Wisconsin Governor Hires Dog the Bounty Hunter to Bring Back Democratic Senators

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker has hired Dog the Bounty Hunter to go to Illinois and bring back the 14 Democratic senators who are refusing to return to Wisconsin to vote on a bill they say will do away with the bargaining rights of the state's teac...
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Funny story: Jon Cryer Moves in with Charlie Sheen

Jon Cryer Moves in with Charlie Sheen

Newly divorced and jobless, Jon Cryer has rented a U-Haul and begun the process of moving in with Charlie Sheen and the goddesses. Asked if he wasn't happily married just last week when we interviewed him, Cryer replied, "Well, yeah, yeah I guess...
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Funny story: Book Of The Dead - British Museum. Disappointing Playing Cards.

Book Of The Dead - British Museum. Disappointing Playing Cards.

We are fascinated by the ancient Egyptians and their death cults. Why? Perhaps this exhibition at the British Museum could explain. Archaeologist Chasuble Mendip-Never writes: To Bloomsbury, the British Museum. Why, oh why? I detest and loathe these things. Rubbing along with the great unwashed, the hoi polloi, the mob... oh, the mob! Bonaparte had the right idea... And why do so many...
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Funny story: Michael Nesmith Explains Why He Won't Be Accompanying The Monkees On Their Concert Tour of England

Michael Nesmith Explains Why He Won't Be Accompanying The Monkees On Their Concert Tour of England

LOS ANGELES - The second oldest member of the Monkees has explained why he will not be accompanying his fellow band mates on their concert tour of England. Michael "Wool Hat" Nesmith, 68, said that he just flat out does not like the other three members of the Monkees band. He said that Mickey (Dolenz), 65; Davy (Jones), 65; and Peter (Tork), 69; never liked the fact that he was the only true mu...
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Funny story: The Lowdown On Socks And Jumpers

The Lowdown On Socks And Jumpers

Following an investigation by the Office Of Fair Dealing, Reddon News Ink aka Skoob News has been forced - by law - to reveal the secret lowdown on socks and jumpers. Irrespective of who they belong to. "They're not mine and that's for sure," s...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Tells The Media He Is Sorry For Having Shot The 'Bird' At Them

Justin Bieber Tells The Media He Is Sorry For Having Shot The 'Bird' At Them

LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber, who says that he may be 17, but he kinda feels like he's 27, after spending his birthday at a $6,000 a night hotel in Dana Point, apologized for an unfortunate incident. As Bieber and his date Selena "Smiley Face" Gome...
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Funny story: The Beatles Magical Mystery Strawberry Rain Museum In Liverpool Has Been Broken Into

The Beatles Magical Mystery Strawberry Rain Museum In Liverpool Has Been Broken Into

LIVERPOOL - The curator of the Beatles Magical Mystery Strawberry Rain Museum Bickerton T. Featherstone has reported that overnight thieves broke into the museum and made off with some valuable Beatles memorabilia, artifacts, mementos, and relics.
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Funny story: Hawking Is Abused For Being A Scientist

Hawking Is Abused For Being A Scientist

Texas, the land without a future, doesn't want to exonerate Stefano Hawking, a devote follower of Albert Einstein who served 17 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, after he had exploited his intelligence to help a failing humanity. Hawk...
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Funny story: New mothers swap booze and cigarette vouchers for cannabis

New mothers swap booze and cigarette vouchers for cannabis

London - Pregnant women on DSS handouts have used NHS cigarette and alcohol vouchers for medicinal skunk. Last year half a million new and almost-mothers were given some £300 per annum in coupons to spend in local corner shops. Instead most of...
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Funny story: Head of London Stock Exchange resigns over Gaddafi links

Head of London Stock Exchange resigns over Gaddafi links

London - The Chief Executive of the LSE has resigned amid an official probe into the organization's links to Libya. Sir Fatcat Arsewobbler said he recognised he'd made an arse of himself over sucking up to the bandit dictator. The LSE immediate...
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Funny story: Celebrities Distance Themselves From Gaddafi

Celebrities Distance Themselves From Gaddafi

Celebrities from the world of entertainment are rushing to distance themselves from the discredited regime of Colonel Gaddafi. Hot on the heels of Nellie Furtado returning £1 million received for performing for the Libyan leader, Beyonce and Maria...
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Funny story: Man City's Toure Fails Drug Test

Man City's Toure Fails Drug Test

The Premiership was rocked to its very foundations by the news that Man City defender Kolo Toure has failed a drug test. The former Arsenal centre half , generally recognised as one of the best defenders in the country, is said to have gone into h...
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Funny story: Designer Galliano On Police Radar

Designer Galliano On Police Radar

An arrest warrant has been issued for British designer John Galliano for allegedly creating "stupid looking fashions", Interpol sources are reporting. The iconic fashionista, who was fired by Christian Dior earlier this week after he made anti-Sem...
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Funny story: Fergie Fury At Comments On Chelsea Loss

Fergie Fury At Comments On Chelsea Loss

Sir Alex Ferguson has launched a furious attack on BBC's Match Of The Day pundit Mark "Lauro" Laurensen after the latter made derogatory comments about Chelsea Loss, grand daughter of Joe Loss, Britain's greatest ever bandleader. Chelsea has kept her...
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