Funny story: Turkey Pardoned by Bush Kills Family in Upper New York State

Turkey Pardoned by Bush Kills Family in Upper New York State

Flower, a turkey pardoned by President Bush in November of 2007, is now accused of murdering a family of 5 in upper New York State. The Norton family of Rowling, New York, were enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon at home when the alleged crime took pla...
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Funny story: There is no justice on earth for those who are truly evil...

There is no justice on earth for those who are truly evil...

This is a piece I have written for a certain African tyrant who will be easily recognised by the perceptive reader. This is no spoof. It is a heartfelt piece. Some of the content might be disturbing for the more sensitive or less bloodthirsty reader, so be warned. It was never my intention when I penned these words to cause offence or to upset anyone. What I did want to do was to give expressi...
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Funny story: Radiation traces found in Skegness, Edinburgh 'and inside the Queen's knickers'

Radiation traces found in Skegness, Edinburgh 'and inside the Queen's knickers'

Glasgow - A Scottish Environment Agency canteen sausage roll sent the geiger counter ballistic this afternoon prompting an immediate phone call to Buckingham Palace. "We advise an immediate change of pantiliner, Ma'am," the Government's chief scie...
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Funny story: Governor Walker Announces "Budget Blaster" Video Game

Governor Walker Announces "Budget Blaster" Video Game

Today, in the wake of the passing and publication of the revolutionary new budget repair bill, the Walker administration unveiled "Citizen Gamers", a new initiative for disseminating important policy and budgetary information to the public using vide...
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Funny story: Whatever else you do in 2011 don't touch your TFT monitor...

Whatever else you do in 2011 don't touch your TFT monitor...

At exactly 00.01 hours on April 1st a particularly nasty virus - part Trojan, part Worm, part BLING (Bin Laden is a Ninja Ghost), will hit computer, laptop, and even Blackberry users worldwide and will remain active until 2012. Known only as E=mc2...
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Funny story: World's largest supermarket prefer transvestite managers to real women!

World's largest supermarket prefer transvestite managers to real women!

The world's biggest supermarket chain, W**mart, is being sued by some of its female employees because of sexual discrimination and "gender bending"! It seems that W**mart prefers 1st: hetero males; 2nd: gay men, 3rd: transvestites 4th: lesbians, 5...
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Funny story: Syrian cabinet resigns over Krak des Chevlaiers UFO

Syrian cabinet resigns over Krak des Chevlaiers UFO

The Cosmos - (You Canna Be Sirius Mess): The entire Syrian Administration has resigned following public dismay at the craft's Dome of the Rock transit over Israel in last month. The 30-strong Canis Major Federation cabinet was booted out - er...su...
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Funny story: Why do Family Photos in movies look so unconvincing?

Why do Family Photos in movies look so unconvincing?

Have you ever wondered why family photos in Movies look so unconvincing? No? Well neither have we, but that's not going to stop us writing about it. Family photos in movies. You know the ones, images of the leading cast members badly photoshopped together in an attempt to create a fictiontalised quasi-life between two jobbing actors who probably only met at the first read-through. Perhaps it w...
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Funny story: Missing Cobra Found at Iowa Caucus!

Missing Cobra Found at Iowa Caucus!

The snake missing from the Bronx Zoo has been found at the site of the Conservative Iowa Caucus! No one can determine how the snake made it from New York to Iowa but speculation is that it somehow boarded an airplane bound for De Moines, possibly ass...
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Funny story: News has leaked out that Paul the Psychic Octopus has been cloned by German Scientists in readiness for next World Cup

News has leaked out that Paul the Psychic Octopus has been cloned by German Scientists in readiness for next World Cup

News has reached us that, before Paul the Psychic Octopus passed on to the great blue yonder, scientists in Germany had a plan to clone him. After all, they had nothing to lose and everything to gain. This top secret scientific plan was passed on...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: A Wrestler (Chris Jericho), A Rapper (Lil Romeo), and A Receiver (Hines Ward) All Score Big!

Dancing With The Stars: A Wrestler (Chris Jericho), A Rapper (Lil Romeo), and A Receiver (Hines Ward) All Score Big!

HOLLYWOOD - It was an evening when the male contestants on Dancing With The Stars all really brought their "A-Game." And when the dancing dust had settled the three top judges vote getter's were wrestling champion Chris Jericho and his partner Che...
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Funny story: American Idol's Casey Abrams Is Thrilled At Being Nominated For An Emmy For His Recent "AI" Performance

American Idol's Casey Abrams Is Thrilled At Being Nominated For An Emmy For His Recent "AI" Performance

LOS ANGELES - Casey Abrams, the American Idol contestant who is the first to ever appear on the show with a 'stand up bass' is ecstatic at the fact that he has been nominated for an Emmy Award. Abrams was notified by certified mail that The Academ...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Has Got 'Too Big For Her Boots' And Is Too Good For The UK X-Factor

Cheryl Cole Has Got 'Too Big For Her Boots' And Is Too Good For The UK X-Factor

Cheryl has said that she does not want to go back on to UK X-Factor as a judge after becoming a big 'talent' in the US. Simon Cowell as good as 'promised' her a place on the panel of US X-Factor. Cheryl is angered that he promised her something whi...
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Funny story: Dial 666 - Speak Of The Devil

Dial 666 - Speak Of The Devil

Satan, the Prince of Darkness, is to set up a call centre in Gainsborough, the call centre capital of England. "It's the logical place," said Aleister Crowley, spokesman for Hell Incorporated. "Gainsborough is already Hell on Earth, so there are p...
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Funny story: Robot developed by Koch Industries to Run as GOP Nominee in 2012!

Robot developed by Koch Industries to Run as GOP Nominee in 2012!

The wire services are reporting today that a robot will be the GOP nominee for president in 2012! The Koch brothers, long known as the principal backers of the conservatives in the GOP, have contracted with IBM to develop a robot similar to Watso...
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Funny story: "Dancing with The Stars": Obama Trips and Falls During Confused and Inept Performance!

"Dancing with The Stars": Obama Trips and Falls During Confused and Inept Performance!

It was a moment the world was waiting for as President Obama prepared to take the stage in what some have described as his shining moment as he prepared to discuss recent actions involving on again off again actions involving middle east unrest and...
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Funny story: Renee Zellweger Finally Reveals The Reasons Why She Had Her Marriage To Kenny Chesney Annulled

Renee Zellweger Finally Reveals The Reasons Why She Had Her Marriage To Kenny Chesney Annulled

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Renee Zellweger was vacationing down in sunny old Mexico with an old high school friend from Katy, Texas identified as Palapita Underhook. While sunning at the beach in front of The El Super Matador Hotel Zellweger, who wa...
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Funny story: Mel Gibson Sentenced To 36 Months Probation - The Judge Prohibits Him From Raising His Voice

Mel Gibson Sentenced To 36 Months Probation - The Judge Prohibits Him From Raising His Voice

LOS ANGELES - After months and months of sweating out the possibility that he could end up in prison, the judge in the Mel "From Hell" Gibson - Oksana "The Pretty Pianist" Grigorieva assault case has ruled that the "Mad Aussie" will be placed on prob...
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Funny story: Balotelli In Training Ground Incident

Balotelli In Training Ground Incident

Troubled Man City star Mario Balotelli has been involved in another incident with the club. Its emerged that, only days after being sent off in the Champions League tie against Dynamo Kiev, the striker is alleged to have thrown a dart at a youth p...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Agrees To Drop One Of The "Ga's" In Order To Avoid A Lawsuit

Lady Gaga Agrees To Drop One Of The "Ga's" In Order To Avoid A Lawsuit

DETROIT - Lady Gaga was in the "Motor City" taking a tour of one of the city's two carburetor plants. Ever since she was a little girl growing up in New York City, Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta had always, for some strange unknown reason, bee...
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Funny story: Adele Equals Madonna Album Record

Adele Equals Madonna Album Record

British singer Adele's second album 21 has matched Madonna's 'The Immaculate Collection' by spending 9 weeks at the top of the UK album chart. The London based soul singer has based her career and persona on the American legend and other similarit...
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Funny story: New Version of Wuthering Heights Causes Uproar

New Version of Wuthering Heights Causes Uproar

Traditionalists are preparing themselves after it was revealed that a new BBC version of 'Wuthering Heights' will contain swearing,other industrial language and will be put in a contemporary setting. The Radio 3 production will be littered with ex...
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