Funny story: Obama Moves to Waken Air Traffic Controllers

Obama Moves to Waken Air Traffic Controllers

The Obama administration has moved decisively to prevent another air trafic controller castrophe. Wednesday night 3/23/2011, at Reagan international airport, pilots were forced to land their planes 'blind'. The lone air traffic controller on duty...
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Funny story: Big Bad Wolf - Intervention to get him into Celebrity Animal Rehab. Dr. Phil lends a hand.

Big Bad Wolf - Intervention to get him into Celebrity Animal Rehab. Dr. Phil lends a hand.

The Big Bad Wolf of 'The Three Little Pigs' and 'Little Red Ring Hood' fame - plus stories we don't know about yet, has had an Intervention organized by his Fairy Tale family. The Mother of Little Red Riding Hood, Scarlet O'Hara, being a really caring individual in spite of the fact that she DID send her only daughter through the woods to deliver goodies to her own mam, coz she was too bloody...
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Funny story: Government to show how much car journeys cost

Government to show how much car journeys cost

The government plan on slowing down Britain's drivers with an ingenious device that will be fitted to every new car and retrofitted to all existing cars at the driver's expense. This new device displays how much the fuel a car is using in terms o...
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Funny story: Doomsday Postponed Again

Doomsday Postponed Again

Doomsday, currently set for 21 May 2011, is going to be postponed because heaven and hell are not big enough for the world's population, a report states. The World Society of People who Know Stuff That Others Do Not (WSOPWKSTODT) reports that whil...
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Funny story: Colleen Rooney in embarrassing incident with the milkman

Colleen Rooney in embarrassing incident with the milkman

Plastic celebrity news can report that the lovely Colleen Rooney, wife of the Manchester Rover's star footballer, found herself in a compromising situation with the local milk delivery operative - 59 year old Eric Wetlegs last Friday. "It was all very embarrassing" said Colleen. It had been a terrible week for us all round. To start off with, Manchester Town had lost 2-nil to Saracens and so Dw...
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Funny story: Dundee United Player Banned

Dundee United Player Banned

Dundee United midfielder Morgaro Gomis has been banned for 3 games and fined a month's wages after being found guilty by an SFA tribunal of assaulting a player and leaving the scene of the crime. The tribunal found that on February 19th at Tynecas...
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Funny story: American Idol: The American Voters Vote To Send Casey Abrams Home - But The 3 Judges Holler Out "Not So Fast!"

American Idol: The American Voters Vote To Send Casey Abrams Home - But The 3 Judges Holler Out "Not So Fast!"

LOS ANGELES - Casey Abrams and Stefano Langone stood in the American Idol spotlight which was now focused on the two who remained of the original bottom three singers for the week. Host Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest had already told Thia Megia, 12, (16...
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Funny story: BBC Drop Comedy Show

BBC Drop Comedy Show

Long running sitcom "My Family" has been dropped by the BBC after 11 years. Commissioning editor Brian Grenville-Davis broke the news to the world media yesterday : "Its with great regret that , on behalf of the BBC, I have to announce that the popular comedy 'My Family' is not to be given another series. Although the the viewing figures have been holding steady at 4.6 million, the Corpo...
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Funny story: Surfers Flock To Severn Bore

Surfers Flock To Severn Bore

Surfers from all over the globe made their way this week to the South West of England for an annual pilgrimage. Every year the top boarders in the sport head to Bristol to be entertained by Richard Beadon, the man voted Most Boring Man in Avon and...
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Funny story: New Jersey Governor Changes State Motto to "Whatchu Lookin' At?"

New Jersey Governor Changes State Motto to "Whatchu Lookin' At?"

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie didn't take long to make a name for himself in the political world with his shoot-from-the-hip approach to the many problems facing his state. With his recent calls for cutting school budgets and public workers' rig...
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Funny story: Concern Expressed Over Yardy Depression

Concern Expressed Over Yardy Depression

West Indian authorities are concerned about an apparent epidemic of depression cases amongst adult males. The Jamaican Minister of Health has issued a stark warning after a spate of West Kingston yardies presented with depressive symptoms over the...
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Funny story: Local Albino complains about stuff

Local Albino complains about stuff

A local albino from the community has been complaining about practically everything he sees or hears lately. Larry Smith has become a hateful bastard, regularly calling into local radio talk shows or writing letters in the local rags about what he...
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Funny story: After Being Told That President Obama Was in South America, Sarah Palin Remarked That She Didn't Know That The 2012 Presidential Primaries Had Started!

After Being Told That President Obama Was in South America, Sarah Palin Remarked That She Didn't Know That The 2012 Presidential Primaries Had Started!

NOGALES, Arizona - The chairwoman of The Lower 48 Tea Bag Party, Sarah Louise Palin was in town speaking at a Happy Holiday Hotel meeting room before the annual convention of The Gila Monster Breeders of Arizona. The organization which was founded...
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Funny story: Losers Claim Win-Win Just a Ploy

Losers Claim Win-Win Just a Ploy

Losers around the world are waking up today to the sad realization that regardless of what they've been told in school and the workplace, the win-win scenario just doesn't exist. "It's a ploy," said Winton Gardensalad from Montauk, NY. "I played alon...
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Funny story: Sun Shining Through my Arse

Sun Shining Through my Arse

The Sun paper has started a campaign to promote backsides in their esteemed rag. Latest photographic techniques enable the rays of the sun to actually shine through the arses of delectable models who grace the pages for the reader. 'We want the st...
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Funny story: Granny's Corn Beef And Cabbage Cobbler Dessert

Granny's Corn Beef And Cabbage Cobbler Dessert

GRANNY'S RECIPE: It has been a tradition in the Billingsgate family to celebrate St. Patrick's day by quaffing down a pint or two of Guinness, followed by a special dessert that has been passed down from one generation to the next. We family refer to it as Granny's Irish Pudding. From all accounts, this dessert originated in Ireland, and because of the lack of fruit such as peaches and apples, Gra...
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Funny story: UK drivers fill up with whisky, it's cheaper!

UK drivers fill up with whisky, it's cheaper!

Due to the Libyan/Arabian crisis the global prices for petrol have astronomically soared, but in the UK the motorists seem to be getting hit harder than anywhere else. In fact there have been several riots at UK petrol stations and the National Gu...
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Funny story: President Obama Switches Party

President Obama Switches Party

Washington DC - After months of speculation, White House press-secretary Jay Carney revealed today that President Obama is actually a Republican. Democrats across the country were shocked and amazed. The revelation came after President Obama order...
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Funny story: Donald Trump to Produce Political Reality TV Show for 2012 Election

Donald Trump to Produce Political Reality TV Show for 2012 Election

From a spoof article designed to out Lady Gaga's plans to run for President of the United States in 2012, I attracted Donald Trump's attention to the part of the story about a political reality TV show. I came up with an idea for a political reality TV show many years ago. In 2007, I promoted it for the coming 2008 Presidential election. It didn't catch on so I've been waiting for 2012 to try aga...
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Funny story: Cameron And Clegg To Fight It Out Over Boiled Eggs

Cameron And Clegg To Fight It Out Over Boiled Eggs

Prime Minister David Cameron and his deputy, Nick Clegg, are to develop an artificial argument so as to appear less "together." The move follows an open-microphone gaffe after a question-and-answer session in Nottingham yesterday. Clegg was heard...
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Funny story: Rob Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, and Vanessa Hudgens To Star In "And Then I'm Gonna... - Professional Wrestling's Art of Trash Talking"

Rob Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, and Vanessa Hudgens To Star In "And Then I'm Gonna... - Professional Wrestling's Art of Trash Talking"

LOS ANGELES - The star of the Twilight series is finally realizing his all-time desire and that is to star in a wrestling movie. Rob Pattinson said that as a kid he grew up watching old television wrestling videos and cheering on such childhood st...
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Funny story: Purple Rain Falls From Coast To Coast

Purple Rain Falls From Coast To Coast

Philadelphia, PA - An unusual weather system, spanning coast to coast, is making people around the country very nervous. The Spring storm is bringing rain from California all the way to New York. It's a purple rain, and it's both very beautiful and...
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Funny story: Artificial Clouds For World Cup

Artificial Clouds For World Cup

Scientists have proposed a radical innovation for World Cup 2022 in Qatar. There are major concerns at the Western nations' players ability to cope with the 100 degree heat in the Gulf state, prompting some sources to suggest that the tournament s...
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Funny story: France Shoots Down Unarmed Libyan Training Jet, Declares Victory, Goes Home!

France Shoots Down Unarmed Libyan Training Jet, Declares Victory, Goes Home!

French President Nicholas Sarkozy addressing an apathetic crowd estimated at around 350 at the Eiffel Tower, shouted "We finally won one!" as he announced France was now pulling out of Libya and declaring 'a glorious victory restoring French Honor!...
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Funny story: Archers Ex Gets Top Gong

Archers Ex Gets Top Gong

BBC radio producers got a sharp poke in the eye last night when an Archers star they killed off picked up a top broadcasting gong. Graham Seed, who played Nigel Pargetter for 27 years, was voted Broadcaster of the Year at the Broadcasting Press Gu...
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Funny story: Solving the Population Problem

Solving the Population Problem

The Government has taken a decisive step in combating the increasing population caused by people living too long. It is not the Government's fault if old people freeze to death next winter due to a cut in the heating allowance. It is clearly the f...
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Funny story: Man Rebuilds Berlin Wall in Bracknell

Man Rebuilds Berlin Wall in Bracknell

A man has attempted to rebuild the Berlin Wall in the heart of the town of Bracknell. Neo-Nazi Dave Bell, 63, insists everybody on the east side of Bracknell should support the newly built wall because it will "prevent the westies using our laund...
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Funny story: Tiger denies having affair with Kim Kardashian

Tiger denies having affair with Kim Kardashian

With the risque pictures of a very cleavagey Kim Kardashian and Tiger surfacing all over the internet, the phones have been ringing non-stop at Tiger's place. All Tiger had to say was, "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" while his PR strategically interrupted...
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Funny story: Ringo Starr's Home Demolished

Ringo Starr's Home Demolished

News from the Entertainment world and Beatles Drummer Ringo Starr's house has been demolished. As usual though with such dealings, nothing quite went to plan. The story has been hovering for a while and due to legal wrangling only just happened bu...
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Funny story: Feral babies raid Tokyo liquor stores

Feral babies raid Tokyo liquor stores

Tokyo - According to the Tokyo police, several packs of screaming babies have invaded Tokyo liquor stores, crawling off with bottles of liquor. The strange behavior is thought to result from the combination of yellow rain, lack of water to make ba...
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Funny story: Bismarck: A Life, by Jonathan Steinberg. Review.

Bismarck: A Life, by Jonathan Steinberg. Review.

Otto von Bismarck, (April 1, 1815 - July 30, 1898) the creator of modern Germany, 'ruler of the Kaiser'... This towering figure in the history of modern Europe has hardly been over-examined in English - the last biography was nearly 30 years ago. Ken Lucid considers this latest appraisal... Prince Otto Eduard Leopold von Bismarck - the Iron Chancellor, three wars, the unification of Germany,...
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Funny story: Holidays: Space Tourism Just Round The Corner Say Travellers

Holidays: Space Tourism Just Round The Corner Say Travellers

Holidaymakers expect to be able to take excursions in space within nine years. According to a survey by online travel agent sunshinehols.web 11 per cent of respondents believe it will be possible to take a holiday on the moon by 2010. Some 22 cent...
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Funny story: Government cuts will "devastate communities"

Government cuts will "devastate communities"

Today protesters from across the UK are gathering together to protest against the government cuts in public services, which they claim will "devastate communities and destroy societies". A group of protesters spoke exclusively to TheSpoof.com.
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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Squashes The Rancho Cucamonga Menage-A-Trois Rumors Regarding Him, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan

Charlie Sheen Squashes The Rancho Cucamonga Menage-A-Trois Rumors Regarding Him, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan

LA BREA, California - Three of Hollywood's "Baddies" were seen putting away a couple of pitchers of beer down at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner. Charlie "Showless" Sheen was wearing a T-shirt with his new slogan which reads "Winning" on the front and...
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Funny story: Selena Gomez Denies That She And Justin Bieber Are Secretly Married

Selena Gomez Denies That She And Justin Bieber Are Secretly Married

SAN FRANCISCO - Selena Gomez and her 'official' boyfriend Justin Bieber were in the city that is home to the World Champion baseball San Francisco Giants. They were seen having a garden variety pizza on Fisherman's Wharf. A reporter for Tittle Tat...
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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Tells George Lopez To Stop With The "Fat Jokes" Or Else She'll Bite Off Both Of His Lips

Kirstie Alley Tells George Lopez To Stop With The "Fat Jokes" Or Else She'll Bite Off Both Of His Lips

LOS ANGELES - Kirstie Alley who literally surprised everyone with her very good dance performance on Dancing With The Stars has let talk show host George Lopez know that he had better stop making fun of her weight and stop with the 'fat jokes.' Th...
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Funny story: Subsidi-Farm Ramps up Medical Marijuana Production to Fund Libyan War

Subsidi-Farm Ramps up Medical Marijuana Production to Fund Libyan War

Cultivation of the US Government's own strain of cannabis known as mellow-yellow by a government-sanctioned agricultural group known as Subsidi-Farm is being ramped up in order to help raise money for the latest war in Libya. The coffers are runn...
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Funny story: Rumors of Sarah Palin Getting Botox Injections while in India May be True

Rumors of Sarah Palin Getting Botox Injections while in India May be True

Recent photographs of Sarah Palin seem to indicate that she's had some kind of work done on her face. Many believe she may have indulged herself while in India by getting some botox injections in her cheeks and lips. A telltale sign of botox enha...
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Funny story: Charlie Sheen's "Goddesses" Blow Breast Implants During Sex Act

Charlie Sheen's "Goddesses" Blow Breast Implants During Sex Act

According to an entertainment insider, porn star Rachel Oberlin and model Natalie Kenly simultaneously blew their breast implants while performing a sex act on Charlie Sheen at his Beverly Hills mansion Tuesday. The insider, a friend of Charlie's...
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Funny story: Animal Rights Protesters Demand Republicans and Democrats Change Mascot

Animal Rights Protesters Demand Republicans and Democrats Change Mascot

Washington D.C.- Hundreds of Thousands of protesters converged on Washington this week filling the Capitol Mall and monuments. "We demand the Republicans and Democrats choose new Mascots, they do not embody the fine qualities of Donkeys and Eleph...
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Funny story: Shylock Humes And The Case Of The Missing Case

Shylock Humes And The Case Of The Missing Case

It was a warm, clear day in early May. I had had a busy morning. Fruit bottling and goat-whispering were my great passions - when I was not assisting my friend Shylock Humes with his extraordinary cases - but there were times when it all became too much for my nerves. Kumquats can be uneasy bedfellows, I can assure you. And goats are not always easily whispered to, nor their owners easy to satisfy...
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