Funny story: Even More Letters To The Editor

Even More Letters To The Editor

Dear Sir, I wish to conjoin in solidity with your erstwhile correspondent Mr Maurice Danser, in respect of his plea about names. You see, I am no stranger to the agonies of owning a 'notorious' name. Even my grandmother, whilst I was yet a toothless bairn in mittens and a tartan balaclava, would beset me with cries of 'give her a bun', and, twisting my nose would utter 'what a fine trunk'. A...
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Funny story: Lily Allen To Replace Cheryl As The Next Female X-Factor Judge

Lily Allen To Replace Cheryl As The Next Female X-Factor Judge

Cheryl has been given the 'cold shoulder' by UK X-Factor and they are set to replace her with another pretty, young female judge. It is felt that fresh blood is needed to 'rejuvenate' the tired old format. Lily Allen will replace Cheryl if she doesn...
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Funny story: Dad in Middlesbrough, England surprised 8 yr. old daughter with an amazing gift. Heart-wrenching story.

Dad in Middlesbrough, England surprised 8 yr. old daughter with an amazing gift. Heart-wrenching story.

Peter Duckling, of Berwick Hills Middlesbrough wanted so much to give his 8 yr. old daughter the birthday gift of a lifetime. His daughter, Takwanita, had wanted a pony ever since she had heard of ponies. She had 'My Little Pony' Ponies and all the accessories and thought that, that would be as close she would get to a 'real' pony. She gently combed their manes with the tiny combs that came wi...
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Funny story: Gaddafis' Defences a "Roaring Success"

Gaddafis' Defences a "Roaring Success"

Colonel Gaddafi has employed a new strategy never before seen in modern day warfare to help combat the Libyan uprising in Tripoli. On Tuesday, Gaddafi purchased 400,000 captive lions from the African National Zoo and released them all onto the str...
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Funny story: Burnley MP Supports "Save the Cheque" Campaign

Burnley MP Supports "Save the Cheque" Campaign

Burnley and Padiham MP, Gordon Birtwistle has joined fellow Liberal Democrats in fighting to "Save the Cheque", with a petition which was handed to No 10 Downing Street last week. The petition has received support from thousands of people from al...
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Funny story: Libyan Jets over London

Libyan Jets over London

Libyan jets were seen over London today to protect British citizens who were taking part in a demonstration and were being attacked by police. A spokesman for Col. Gadaffi said, "The UN allows us to intervene to protect British citizens from being...
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Funny story: Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones of Cargo Fleet Middlesbrough had a few words to say about their Angel of the North being green for St. Pat's Day

Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones of Cargo Fleet Middlesbrough had a few words to say about their Angel of the North being green for St. Pat's Day

Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, of Cargo Fleet Middlesbrough, had a few words to say when they heard that their 'darling Angel of the North' had been lit up with green lighting for St. Patrick's Day. They rang the Spoof offices to speak with Lady G. who recorded then transcribed the following: "It's making a freaking mockery of our monument like, inni' lighting i' in freaking green to c...
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Funny story: Government Promises To Increase Myths By 2012

Government Promises To Increase Myths By 2012

A government survey has shown that the use of mythical monsters in Britain is down by as much as 70% from 1950, with almost no growth in new myths - a statistic which it urges needs to be changed. Myths once played a vital role in the running of d...
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Funny story: Nick Clegg 'Crap' At Doing The Lunch Run

Nick Clegg 'Crap' At Doing The Lunch Run

he Coalition has recently become dangerously divided over Nick Clegg's apparent inability to get the lunch run right. Tory rebels have stated that they will no longer toe the party line after members of the Cabinet received incorrect sandwich fill...
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Funny story: The US to Invade an Esso station in Bracknell

The US to Invade an Esso station in Bracknell

Despite its exhausting and increasingly sanctimonious involvement in Libya and Egypt, the US this week confirmed that it was determined to take necessary action and invade a small, Esso service service station in Bracknell. The proposed action was co...
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Funny story: One in 1000 Olympics Tickets to Allow Holder to Compete

One in 1000 Olympics Tickets to Allow Holder to Compete

With tickets now on sale for the London 2012 Olympics, organisers have revealed that one purchase in 1000 will be a 'golden ticket' allowing the ticket holder to compete in one of the main events. The 'golden ticket' incentive was only revealed th...
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Funny story: Indiana man tired of comparing everyone to Hitler

Indiana man tired of comparing everyone to Hitler

Indiana resident Karl Somtan has assured his friends he is through comparing anything he doesn't like to Hitler. He made that statement at a recent gathering at TGI Fridays last Thursday night, right after he compared a ref in a college basketball to...
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Funny story: Camilla pleads for Gaddafi's life

Camilla pleads for Gaddafi's life

London - A bout of congenital amnesia has been blamed for Camilla Fucker-Proles forgetting she's still the Colonel's lawfully wedded wife. Tedious legal bureacracy has seen her overlook the need to divorce the despotic Libyan husband, currently do...
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Funny story: Don't Blame the Rich, It's a Generational Thing

Don't Blame the Rich, It's a Generational Thing

Just as the rich say that breaking the cycle of poverty is a never-ending battle because it is self-perpetuating, some are now using that same logic to try and explain the unmitigated greed that is threatening to tear apart entire states such as Wisconsin and Michigan. The rich, or as they like to refer to themselves as "the haves" say they simply can't help it. "We were born this way. It's how...
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Funny story: Bomber Al-Mehgrahi To Sue Scottish Government

Bomber Al-Mehgrahi To Sue Scottish Government

Convicted Lockerbie Bomber Al-Mehgrahi [87] is to sue the Scottish Government under European Human Rights legislation for sending him back to Libya. Al-Mehgrahi [89] complained that his life was in danger after being released by the Scottish Gov...
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Funny story: International survey proves religion is extinct, thank God!

International survey proves religion is extinct, thank God!

In several countries a survey was carried out over people's affiliation with religion and the results were quite shocking. In fact, in most countries, the survey discovered that religion is nearly extinct. "Thank God," said the atheists. ("Daddy, I thought atheists didn't believe in God?") The reasons for so many people turning their backs on God and his religions is the internet (new age relig...
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Funny story: Staten Islanders Will Vote in Referendum to Secede from Union

Staten Islanders Will Vote in Referendum to Secede from Union

A move is afoot to persuade Staten Islanders to secede not just from New York City and New York State but from the entire United States. A referendum was to be held to cut ties with New York City, but Giovanni O'Malley, leader of the referendum mo...
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Funny story: US Plane Crash Explained

US Plane Crash Explained

The mystery of how an American plane crashed in Libya has been solved. The pilots, when interviewed, made it clear that a Penguin had appeared on the plane and had taken over the controls. However, with no knowledge of flight the Penguin could no...
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Funny story: US Fighter Jet Crash in Libya Blamed on Pilot Gas

US Fighter Jet Crash in Libya Blamed on Pilot Gas

Hoping to assure the American public that the US fighter jet enforcing the Libya no fly zone was not shot down by enemy forces, a spokesman for the joint UN operation declared that it was simply a "mechanical failure". That was until data from the...
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Funny story: Gadhafi's Revenge: Dyspeptic Camel Befouls President Obama's Bed

Gadhafi's Revenge: Dyspeptic Camel Befouls President Obama's Bed

Reeling from the onslaught of Tomahawk missiles raining from the sky, Libya President Gadhafi called on Allah to invoke the curse of all curses on former friend and fellow Islamist, Barack Obama; the befouling of one's bed by a dyspeptic camel.
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Funny story: The Real Reason Why Charlie Sheen Went On Jimmy Kimmel's Show And Planted A Kiss Right On His Mouth

The Real Reason Why Charlie Sheen Went On Jimmy Kimmel's Show And Planted A Kiss Right On His Mouth

HOLLYWOOD - Self-made billionaire Mark Cuban had just finished praising Charlie Sheen and telling talk show host Jimmy Kimmel how intelligent Charlie "Showless" Sheen actually is when all of a sudden, out of stage left, entered The Sheenster himself.
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Hints About Wanting To Appear In An X-Rated Film With The King of Porn Movies - Ron Jeremy

Lady Gaga Hints About Wanting To Appear In An X-Rated Film With The King of Porn Movies - Ron Jeremy

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lady Gaga has revealed that she has had a secret desire to star in an X-rated porn movie. The woman who was born Sefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta has pretty much done it all, songwriting, singing, record producing, dancing, adve...
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Funny story: Damnation? Take It To A Tribunal

Damnation? Take It To A Tribunal

Church experts reckon a legal ruling has paved the way for vicars and ministers to sue their boss. Methodist minister Haley Moore, of Redruth, Cornwall, challenged a 27-year-old Court of Appeal ruling that prevented church members from making a ca...
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Funny story: The Gecko to Run in 2012 GOP Presidential Primaries!

The Gecko to Run in 2012 GOP Presidential Primaries!

The Gecko, well-known for his commercials for Geico Insurance Company has announced that he will run in next years GOP presidential primaries starting with the Iowa Caucus. Pundits are saying that he is, so far, the most interesting of the GOP hopef...
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Funny story: Ann Coulter Says The Two Male Actors On "Glee" Who Kissed Should Be Arrested Or At Least Sent To Live In Wisconsin

Ann Coulter Says The Two Male Actors On "Glee" Who Kissed Should Be Arrested Or At Least Sent To Live In Wisconsin

KALAMAZOO, Michigan - Ann Coulter was speaking at a Motel 6 meeting room before a gathering of The Friends of Sarah Palin Presidency Seeking Alliance when she was asked to comment on the recent kissing scene between two male actors on the hit dramedy...
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Funny story: Messenger sends back first Mercury photos

Messenger sends back first Mercury photos

NASA's Mercury Messenger Probe has finally achieved insertion around the planet Mercury, one of the most hostile environments in the solar system. Messenger is one of NASA's usual attempts at an acronym: MErcury Surface, Space ENvironment, GEoche...
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Funny story: Hairy Bikers - Keep Your Helmets On

Hairy Bikers - Keep Your Helmets On

Britain's favourite northern motor-cycling cooks, the Hairy Bikers, are being begged to keep their helmets on! Si King and Dave Myers can currently be seen touring the country gathering recipes handed down through the generations in their BBC2 sho...
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Funny story: Inflation Causes Heartache

Inflation Causes Heartache

With inflation now reaching 4.4% and much higher for people whose food budget is the main priority, there has to be another letter from the Governor of the Bank of England to the Chancellor of the Exchequer. We have been leaked the content of this letter and feel is our duty to make it known: Dear George Dear oh dear. What can I say? At first I loved you. You were everything I was looking...
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Funny story: Pussy Cat Doll Nicole Sherzinger Will Host USA X-Factor "Miaow"

Pussy Cat Doll Nicole Sherzinger Will Host USA X-Factor "Miaow"

Sexy Pussy Cat doll Nicole Sherzinger will be hosting the USA X-Factor alongside Enrique Iglesias. Simon Cowell told MTV News that his X Factor judging panel "will be the best so far, I promise you," adding, "If I get the people I want, I'm really...
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Funny story: Wedding Weather Fear

Wedding Weather Fear

Long term weather forecasters are casting gloom throughout the nation. Dr Penelope Prance-Major, who has been accurately assessing the weather long term for decades has made her forecast for April 29th, the Wedding Day of Prince William and Kate Midd...
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Funny story: Taxing Farts

Taxing Farts

The proposed Carbon Tax smells like nothing more than taxing farts writes Les Patterson Jnr My Fellow Australians and other fans, My name is Les Patterson Junior. Yes it's true, I exist and I am the number one son of Australia's supremely awesome representative to the UN and cultural attache' to the Far East. This is my first national communique and I want to take this opportunity to say...
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Funny story: Gravitational Pull of "Super Moon" Causes 5 Ships To Run Aground Off Isle of Wight

Gravitational Pull of "Super Moon" Causes 5 Ships To Run Aground Off Isle of Wight

A series of freak phenomenon have taken place on the Isle of Wight due to the recent supermoon which has recently caused everyone on the Isle of Wight to go bonkers. The recent full moon has caused a lot of people to go literally "around the bend" a...
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Funny story: Capello milks FA dry

Capello milks FA dry

Controversy has hit English Football after large amounts of milk crates were found piling up outside the old FA headquarters in Soho square. Apparently the milk order was not cancelled when they moved to their new Wembley Headquarters. It is un...
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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Solves Puzzle

Wayne Rooney Solves Puzzle

Fantastic news just in from Old Trafford where superstar Wayne Rooney continued his mission to educate himself. Having learned to read in February, yesterday he completed a two - piece jigsaw puzzle for the first time. It started out quite harmles...
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Funny story: BBC Gives Wuthering Heights Raunchy Radio Makeover - More To Come

BBC Gives Wuthering Heights Raunchy Radio Makeover - More To Come

Fans of classic English literature are about to be assaulted by an expletive-filled version of Wuthering Heights. The latest radio play version of Emily Bronte's romance will portray Cathy and Heathcliffe as they have never been heard before. A...
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Funny story: April Fools Day - Media planning is well underway

April Fools Day - Media planning is well underway

The UK media is gearing up to make 2011 the biggest April Fools Day ever. Already newspapers are mocking up pictures of a church on the moon for the Royal Wedding, a huge electrical generating genetically modified tree and a new underwater car. Meanw...
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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Shocks Everyone With Her Amazing Dancing On "Dancing With The Stars"

Kirstie Alley Shocks Everyone With Her Amazing Dancing On "Dancing With The Stars"

HOLLYWOOD - Kirstie Alley has probably pulled off the biggest dancing surprise of any celebrity contestant in the twelve season history of Dancing With The Stars. The former star of Cheers and the movie series franchise Look Who's Talking is paire...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Ralph "The Original Karate Kid" Macchio Shows He Is Going To "Kick" Some Dancing Booty

Dancing With The Stars: Ralph "The Original Karate Kid" Macchio Shows He Is Going To "Kick" Some Dancing Booty

HOLLYWOOD -Season 12 of Dancing With The Stars has kicked off (pun intended) and of the eleven celebrity dancers the male and female that stood out were Ralph Macchio and believe it or not Kirstie Alley, yes K-i-r-s-t-i-e A-l-l-e-y. Macchio who ga...
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder's Titillating Tryst In Tarzana Is Exposed

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder's Titillating Tryst In Tarzana Is Exposed

TARZANA, California - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, the stars of The Vampire Diaries, are fast becoming the most popular couple since Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora, up until Sambora started acting like he was the illegitimate son of Mick Jag...
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Funny story: Piers Morgan Wants Entire Show Makeover to Compete with Anderson Cooper

Piers Morgan Wants Entire Show Makeover to Compete with Anderson Cooper

Piers Morgan has told producers of his new show Piers Morgan Tonight that he'd like to conduct his interviews standing up and has asked for a complete set makeover to accommodate the change. Ever since Morgan got a prime time slot on CNN's evening...
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Funny story: SHIT Really Does Happen

SHIT Really Does Happen

It's just been announced by British Prime Minister, The Right Honourable David Cameron, on behalf of the Department of Health that SHIT (Spontaneous Human Intestinal Trauma) really does happen. Mister Cameron was "perfectly clear about this." H...
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Funny story: U.S.Troops To Tone Down In Libya

U.S.Troops To Tone Down In Libya

President Barrack Obama has vowed that U.S will tone down its presence in Libya as it does not want to be the pre-eminent force in the African country. Effective tomorrow, U.S troops will abandon their traditional bright green mottled digital "Mul...
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Funny story: Bristol Palin Responds To The Vicious Lesbian Rumors Allegedly Started By Kathy "The Red Cougar" Griffin

Bristol Palin Responds To The Vicious Lesbian Rumors Allegedly Started By Kathy "The Red Cougar" Griffin

MARICOPA, Arizona - Bristol Palin was sunbathing out on her backyard deck, where she has claimed that when it isn't dusty as the Dickens she can see Mexico. She received a call from The Tinsel Town Times Tribune and was asked to comment on the recent lesbian rumors which apparently first started in West Hollywood. Bristol put down her glass of imported Moose Juice and asked what friggin lesb...
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Funny story: U.K. Male Life Expectancy On The Rise

U.K. Male Life Expectancy On The Rise

The number of men in Britain that has a reasonable chance of getting a life has risen dramatically in the last 10 years, according to a study published by the Social Policy Foundation. The SPF claims that ,since the stigma attached to males living on their own has virtually disappeared, most single males(who would previously have cohabited with or even married the first woman that took any kind...
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Funny story: Spielberg Hit With Multi Million Dollar Lawsuit

Spielberg Hit With Multi Million Dollar Lawsuit

World famous director Steven Spielberg and Universal Studios have been served with a multi million dollar lawsuit by an unemployed Los Angeles labourer. The 50 page suit, filed today in Los Angeles County Court, claims that Speilberg breached the copyright of Angelino Manassa following a car crash in Los Angeles in 1981. The papers, lodged by lawyer Barnabus E. Wilstein, continue : "On Ma...
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Funny story: Protection Sought For Scottish Products

Protection Sought For Scottish Products

Scottish MEP's have set aside party politics to formally apply for two well known Scottish products to be given protected status in the European Union. The cross party group of MEP's have applied for Protected Food Name Status for Coatbridge Chip...
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Funny story: Pit Bull Killed By 20 Foot Alligator

Pit Bull Killed By 20 Foot Alligator

Police were called to a house in Blackguard Close, Titchfield today to investigate the killing of a pit bull terrier by an alligator in a neighbour's garden. "We received a complaint from a resident that an alligator in a neighbour's garden had ea...
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Funny story: NY Mets May Get Flower Guy as Investor

NY Mets May Get Flower Guy as Investor

Yep, that's right. The latest word is that there are a number of possible bidders with an interest in buying a minority stake in the NY Mets. Among them is James F. McCann, Chairman, CEO and founder of the well-known U.S. corporation, 1-800-Flowers.
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Funny story: Charlie Sheen's "Tiger Sex Tour" Sells Out Across America

Charlie Sheen's "Tiger Sex Tour" Sells Out Across America

Charlie Sheen is capitalizing on his own success and leaving everyone else in the wake, including CBS. His latest venture is the Tiger Sex Tour which, at last count, is scheduled to open in 300 theaters across America as well as two theaters in Canad...
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