Funny story: Brian Cox's Joy-Ride In Zero Gravity Chamber

Brian Cox's Joy-Ride In Zero Gravity Chamber

Brian Cox tells us that since the beginning of time gravity has been at work in our universe and forged the stars and set the planets in orbit around the sun in unbounded space. The astro-physicist spoke about the laws of physics and his love of the universe. The boy-scientist spoke of his love of 'Star Trek' and his delight is discovering that physicists once believed that there really was...
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Funny story: British Government Running Out of Things to Declare War On

British Government Running Out of Things to Declare War On

A fresh crisis has hit the troubled coalition Government - an absence of new things to declare war on. Having successfully declared war on terrorism, crime, vandalism, MPs' expenses, old people, young people, babies and Libya the Press Office at Numb...
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Funny story: High levels of Census Completion Disorder (CCD) are being found all over the United Kingdom!

High levels of Census Completion Disorder (CCD) are being found all over the United Kingdom!

All over the United Kingdom, the citizens in their droves are experiencing a new phenomenon called Census Completion Disorder (CCD). CCD is a nervous complaint caused by reading and attempting to fill in the UKs 2011 compulsory Census. Not withstanding that filling in the Census is against the Data Protection Act, where UK citizens have the right to refuse their data being held on a computer...
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Funny story: Spooferhero Saving City

Spooferhero Saving City

BIRMINGHAM, ENG. & NEW YORK - At approximately 2pm, the Apple store in Birmingham's BullRing would be robbed. But they would not get far. Reports from eyewitnesses state that a youth dressed in a metallic orange outfit attacking the robber...
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Funny story: Sheen Hits Road to San Jose in a red Lamborghini

Sheen Hits Road to San Jose in a red Lamborghini

Charlie Sheen has hit the road and has abandoned his debauched life of luxury and excess. The former star of "Two and a Half Men" has got 'blue-tooth', sat nav and a sychronized mobile phone installed in the dashboard of his luxury vehicle. It has come to light that Sheen has tired of life in his palatial, gated mansion and has found it oppressive living with his sex goddesses and instead want...
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Funny story: The atheist crusade! BBC continues drive against religion

The atheist crusade! BBC continues drive against religion

Good old auntie beeb is continuing the relentless drive against religion now common amongst british television broadcasters. After driving down television standards with such 'family entertainment' as Eastenders, which contains such wholesome topi...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News: Puzzle Page

Isle of Wight News: Puzzle Page

with Goosander This week we devote the puzzle page to: THE MICHAELMAS PRIZE "SHAFTER" CROSSWORD by RECTUM Clues Across 1 Antelope straddled by Eric Pickles (no tongues!) [5, 8, 4] 11 Nausea caused by Toyah Wilcox in batter? [11] 12 Simulacrum of Simon Cowell in a symbolic scrotum [5,2] 13/16 Cold collineation in an oast house? [3, 3, 7, 5] 17 Don't shoot me, I'm only t...
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Funny story: Katie Price Bumper Book Deal

Katie Price Bumper Book Deal

Gorgeous and talented model Katie Price has just announced an amazing book deal that will catapult her to world wide fame. The popular star will write seven autobiographies, one each year, for the next seven years that will chart her everyday life...
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Funny story: Ricky Gervais Says That He Finds Diora Baird "The Queen of Scream" To Be The Sexiest Woman On The Planet!

Ricky Gervais Says That He Finds Diora Baird "The Queen of Scream" To Be The Sexiest Woman On The Planet!

LOS ANGELES - The man who many say can make a Gaboon Viper slither off and hide recently spoke to a reporter for one of England's top news programs Ta Ta For Now News. Gervais was asked how he feels when he is compared to another razor sharp tongu...
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Funny story: Chelsea Grab Points As More Hilarity Emanates From Stamford Bridge

Chelsea Grab Points As More Hilarity Emanates From Stamford Bridge

Chelsea took all three points in this top four struggle - but once again West London was rocking with laughter at the irony. It seemed Chelsea, for all their effort, were going to come up blank against a resolute City defence - in fact these are t...
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Funny story: Palin Meets with 7-11 Owner in New Delhi, Indiana

Palin Meets with 7-11 Owner in New Delhi, Indiana

Erroneous reports that Sarah Palin was in India to deliver a keynote speech were finally sorted when a local Indiana newspaper was able to get an exclusive interview with the former Governor of Alaska. "Gosh sakes, no," said Palin. "I have a hard...
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Funny story: Tomahawk Missiles Hit Major Libya Transportation Hub: 13 Camels Killed: Qadhafi Flees On Foot

Tomahawk Missiles Hit Major Libya Transportation Hub: 13 Camels Killed: Qadhafi Flees On Foot

US ships deployed off the coast of Libya unleashed 113 deadly Tomahawk missiles yesterday, knocking out the major transportation center that links Tripoli with dozens of camel caravan routes that traverse Northern Africa. With each missile costing n...
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Funny story: Ricky Martin Is 'Proud and Out' At Gay Awards Ceremony

Ricky Martin Is 'Proud and Out' At Gay Awards Ceremony

Ricky Martin has come out of the closet and has revealed that he is gay and is proud of it. The singer was once a heart throb and girls swooned over him. It has only be revealed recently that Martin actually is gay. This has come to a shock to his...
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Funny story: Letter to Lady G. from her lovely mam.

Letter to Lady G. from her lovely mam.

Hello love, how's the weather over there? Still got some snow but I haven't been out for about 7 months. Our John, no Lesley, Christ why can't I get these names right?...our young 'un round the corner, well he came to do my, well you know, like he does everyweekend. He didn't stay long, only a week because they're going out tonight for a dream and taking the young 'un with them. He's still l...
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Funny story: You know what folks? You'd be better off dead...

You know what folks? You'd be better off dead...

It has today been announced by HM Government that a massive publicity offensive will be launched in April to heighten people's awareness of the dangers inherent in being alive. The Minister for Health will personally supervise the campaign which...
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Funny story: News from Sunnydays retirement home

News from Sunnydays retirement home

Oh look! a budgie. Isn't it lovely? I had one just like it, a ginger tom it was, but it got run over. Well they did in those days didn't they - not like now. I don't know what the world is coming to, what with all this sex and violence you see nowadays. My Charlie was never like that - except when he used to tie me to the mangle and hit me with the coal shovel. I blame those mobile phones mysel...
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Funny story: Medicine distributed to end radiation sickness

Medicine distributed to end radiation sickness

TOKYO - According to an anonymous source inside the Japanese Self Defense forces, the government has begun distribution of packets of a powder to be mixed with water and ingested by terminal radiation victims. According to the source, this is prom...
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Funny story: Tabak Fears Attack In Jail

Tabak Fears Attack In Jail

Vincent Tabak is in fear for his life in HMP Belmarsh after turning supergrass to prison governor.Tabak has 'dobbed' on the Cockney gang boss Archie Lamb who has been ruling over lags in the jail. The Dutch man who is in prison after being charged...
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Funny story: Harry Redknapp In Schedule Blooper

Harry Redknapp In Schedule Blooper

In breaking sports headlines, it has just been announced that Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp will not be making a media appearance of any kind this coming Tuesday. Harry, 39, from Bristol, has made either a radio or television interview...
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Funny story: Liverpool Triumph As North East Suffers Apocalyptic Football Weekend

Liverpool Triumph As North East Suffers Apocalyptic Football Weekend

The Laing Art Gallery in Newcastle is currently hosting an exhibition of work by 19th century painter of apocalyptic scenes and divine retribution John Martin. The region's football teams must have felt these had been brought to life as they suffe...
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Funny story: Lady Godiva's bunion operation a success but with amazing side effects.

Lady Godiva's bunion operation a success but with amazing side effects.

Female Spoof Writer, Lady G. awoke from her operation earlier today. She had her bunions removed. A year of trying to tippy-toe around some fellow Spoofers had taken its toll on her pretty feet. She wasn't in any pain when she awoke, which she thought rather strange, considering the pain she'd felt after her boob reduction a few years earlier. Mind you, the nurse HAD forgotten to turn on the...
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Funny story: Woman Complains about New Blouse

Woman Complains about New Blouse

A woman in the quaint village of Cogley-on-Knob has made a formal complaint to a clothing manufacturer after purchasing a new blouse that had no head hole. Mrs Catherine Belchor - a former mud-wrestling semi-finalist at the school sports day, 1983...
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Funny story: Cheryl Will Not Be Star of USA X-Factor

Cheryl Will Not Be Star of USA X-Factor

It has been confirmed that Cheryl Cole's dreams of hosting the US X-Factor are in tatters. Simon has rebuffed the Geordie beauty whom he has become tired of. He was annoyed that she was playing nurse maid to Derek Hough instead of getting her act...
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Funny story: Earl Spencer, brother of Princess Diana, is putting together expensive holidays, cashing in on Royal Wedding. Main targets-Susan Boyle's Rich American Fanatics

Earl Spencer, brother of Princess Diana, is putting together expensive holidays, cashing in on Royal Wedding. Main targets-Susan Boyle's Rich American Fanatics

Earl Spencer is putting together expensive package holidays aimed at the rich but not so famous. This category includes members of The Red Scarf Brigade (Susan Boyle's rich American fanatics). The Earl, Princess Diana's brother, is expected to hos...
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Funny story: Gay Man Amazed to Discover How much He appears in Spoof Headlines

Gay Man Amazed to Discover How much He appears in Spoof Headlines

A gay man has spoken of his "shock" and 'Amazement" at being featured in numerous spoof headlines these past few months. Larry Sabu, 20, said he was simply "minding my own business" while "cruising" the internet for pictures of human-shaped vegeta...
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Funny story: Gay Man Puts His Nuts through the Grinder

Gay Man Puts His Nuts through the Grinder

A gay man has crushed his nuts. Larry Sabu, 20, whipped them out and then began churning the handle until they were well and truly broken up. And then he ate them: yes, 'Gay man eats his nuts' is always a worthy headline. "I quite enjoy a sn...
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Funny story: Capello Issues "Please Sack Me" Plea

Capello Issues "Please Sack Me" Plea

The suspicion that Fabio Capello is wanting the Football Association to put him out of his misery and sack him was confirmed today when the beleaguered England boss reinstated John Terry as national captain. The decision to replace Rio Ferdinand a...
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Funny story: "Bear Grylls Has Gone Mad!" Says Neighbour

"Bear Grylls Has Gone Mad!" Says Neighbour

LONDON - According to a man who claims to be a neighbour, intrepid television survivalist and the youngest Briton to ever summit Mount Everest, Bear Grylls has gone completely mad. According to his alleged neighbour, Bear Grylls has been indulging...
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Funny story: Teenagers To Be Taught To Sleep

Teenagers To Be Taught To Sleep

Despite the collective tightening of belts that is taking place the length and breadth of the country, resources are to be pumped into teaching youngsters how to get enough sleep. The Children's Commissioner Professor Al Aynsley-Green is very conc...
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Funny story: Jim Davidson Cancels Tour

Jim Davidson Cancels Tour

Controversial British comedian Jim Davidson has had to cancel a nationwide tour of his show "Stand Up And Be Counted" after only 4 weeks due to poor ticket sales. On his website, Davidson reluctantly announced that "the current economic climate ma...
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Funny story: Public Apology From Balotelli

Public Apology From Balotelli

Troubled Man City striker Mario Balotelli, sent off in the Europa League second leg fixture against Dinamo Kiev, has made a public apology to manager Roberto Mancini . Although City comfortably beat Kiev 1-0 at Eastlands, they lost 2-1 on aggregate and crashed out of the tournament, putting more pressure on boss Mancini as his side continue to under achieve despite spending hundreds of millions...
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Funny story: iPhone Owners Face Test

iPhone Owners Face Test

The Coalition Government are set to announce a major new initiative that is sure to upset millions of iPhone users and texters. Theresa May, Secretary of State for the Home Department, today will announce that all service users in the U.K. will be...
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Funny story: Cameron Reveals Long Term Plan For Scottish Tories

Cameron Reveals Long Term Plan For Scottish Tories

Prime Minister David Cameron has rallied Scottish Tories at their annual conference. Yesterday he told a packed phone box along the road from the Dewars Centre in Perth that the party should "prepare for the realistic expectation that our numbers...
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Funny story: Chaos Strikes International Baked Bean Festival

Chaos Strikes International Baked Bean Festival

The 83rd International Baked Bean Festival at the O2 Arena in London erupted in chaotic scenes as fights broke out between rival groups over the Finest Accompaniment To Baked Beans Award category. Adherents of toast were particularly vociferous, a...
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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Messes Up The Venezuelan National Anthem At A Soccer Match In Caracas And President Hugo Chavez Has Her Arrested

Christina Aguilera Messes Up The Venezuelan National Anthem At A Soccer Match In Caracas And President Hugo Chavez Has Her Arrested

CARACAS, Venezuela - Many years ago Linda Ronstadt sang a song titled, "Poor Poor Pitiful Me." And that song could easily become Christina Aguilera's theme song what with her string of bad luck that she has been through lately. First she flubs the...
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Funny story: Louise Minchin's Hair Stylist Believes She Has A Big "Red Devil" Crush On Manchester United's Chicharito

Louise Minchin's Hair Stylist Believes She Has A Big "Red Devil" Crush On Manchester United's Chicharito

LONDON - Well it appears that the cat may be out of the bag according to noted London hair stylist Reginald "Frisky" Friskingham. The hairdresser who has done the hair of some of the most famous people in England including Simon Cowell, Prince Har...
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Funny story: Todd Palin Is Worried As Hell As His Wife Sarah Palin Declares Alaska To Be A "No-Fly" Zone

Todd Palin Is Worried As Hell As His Wife Sarah Palin Declares Alaska To Be A "No-Fly" Zone

WASILLA, Alaska - Todd Palin says that lately he has been spending a lot of his time shaking his head at some of the antics of his wife Sarah Louise. He took a bite out of his caribouburger and said that he longs for the day when his wife Sarah,...
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Funny story: Chelsea Focus On Innertubes Ahead Of City Clash

Chelsea Focus On Innertubes Ahead Of City Clash

In a revolutionary change of direction just before the Premier League takes an international break, Carlo Ancelotti has introduced innertubes into Chelsea's training. The Italian feels that Sunday's game against top-four rivals Manchester City is...
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Funny story: Brian Cox And 'The Wonders Of The Universe:' Too Loud Man?

Brian Cox And 'The Wonders Of The Universe:' Too Loud Man?

BBC bosses will be on tenterhooks tonight, waiting for the public's reaction to their re-edited version of Prof Brian Cox's Wonders of the Universe. They have adjusted the show to tone down the sound after complaints from viewers said the music an...
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Funny story: Chef, Entrepreneur Tickles His Customers' Tastebuds With Uniquely Odd Cuisine

Chef, Entrepreneur Tickles His Customers' Tastebuds With Uniquely Odd Cuisine

LAFAYETTE, LA - How many times have you been on the brink of starvation and driven past a dead animal on the road, thinking to yourself, "If only I knew how to make that thing just a little more palatable, then I wouldn't be so hungry"? Probably neve...
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Funny story: Time Mag Says Gadaffi "Asshole of the Year"

Time Mag Says Gadaffi "Asshole of the Year"

NEW YORK - This week's issue of Time Magazine has been leaked today, listing Col. Gadaffi as Asshole of the Year. The magazine has decided to replace Person of the Year with Asshole for reasons that are very obvious. "We were going to put 'Ame...
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Funny story: John Martin: Heaven & Hell. Laing Art Gallery, Newcastle. Review

John Martin: Heaven & Hell. Laing Art Gallery, Newcastle. Review

John Martin's epic canvasses were extremely popular in the early-to-mid 19th Century, with their apocalyptic visions - like The Destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah. He was even described as the greatest painter of his day by one commentator. This is the first major exhibition of his work in more than 30 years - an enlarged version arrives at Tate Britain in the Autumn. We sent Proserpine Gains...
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Funny story: Gun laws to be relaxed for the 2012 Olympics?

Gun laws to be relaxed for the 2012 Olympics?

With the Olympic committee drawing up alternate plans for the gun based Olynmpic events in 2012 due to strict gun ownership laws in the UK, David Cameron has proposed an amendment to the gun ownership rules temporarily for the duration of the Games.
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