Funny story: DSK: "I Stand Firmly Behind Congressman Weiner As He Fights for Justice and Human Rights!"

DSK: "I Stand Firmly Behind Congressman Weiner As He Fights for Justice and Human Rights!"

Former IMF CEO and invertebrate Frenchman Dominique Strauss Kahn said today he stands in solidarity behind Congressman Anthony Weiner after his admission of sending extreme sexual texts and cloaked and uncloaked penis pictures! The Frenchman, who...
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Funny story: Pinnochoio Weiner Admits He's a Perv, a Liar, & Deviant, With a Wanking Problem - But Won't Resign!

Pinnochoio Weiner Admits He's a Perv, a Liar, & Deviant, With a Wanking Problem - But Won't Resign!

Congressman Anthony Weiner appeared in a bizarre national press conference to confirm what had become apparent in the past few days, the man is a serial internet wanker! Despite his short comings, which continue to pour in, and led to his startl...
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Funny story: Police Department Budget Cuts Force The Laying Off of Paro The K-9 Pooch

Police Department Budget Cuts Force The Laying Off of Paro The K-9 Pooch

EAST HAVEN, Connecticut - Well it was a sad day at the East Haven Police Department. The economic crisis had forced the department to make a budget cut and sad to say Paro the police dog had been earmarked to be laid off. The five-year-old German...
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Funny story: Apple ICloud Sends Angry Shockwaves Through BBC Weather Office

Apple ICloud Sends Angry Shockwaves Through BBC Weather Office

The Apple icloud has been revealed, along with the news that it is to be represented by a shiny silver cloud symbol. This cloud symbol has sent shock waves through the world of weather, because everybody knows that that cloud symbol is the BBC we...
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Funny story: Vince Cable Warns Against General Strike

Vince Cable Warns Against General Strike

The Coalition government's Business secretary Vince Cable was given a hostile reception at the GMB annual conference in Brighton when he suggested that new legislation might be introduced if there was a wave of general strikes this year. Cable def...
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Funny story: Man Utd Twins Take Out Super Injunction

Man Utd Twins Take Out Super Injunction

Manchester United's brothers Rafael and Fabio da Silva have taken out a super injunction ordering the news media to report something about them before the end of the close season other than the fact that they're twins. Their agent Eduardo Benitez...
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Funny story: Another Nottingham Man committed to Asylum

Another Nottingham Man committed to Asylum

Ophelia Payne, the caretaker of the NHS 'Upper Denture Insane Asylum', Nottinghamshire, has notified the local paper, 'The Daily Liar', that a third Nottingham man has been admitted for his own safety, suffering from Obsessive-compulsive personality...
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Funny story: Millions miss out on London 2012 tickets and escape bankruptcy

Millions miss out on London 2012 tickets and escape bankruptcy

The news that nearly 2 million people have failed to win any Olympic tickets for London 2012 has been met with great relief up and down the country. Hundreds of thousands of people have expressed their delight in not having to sell their organs to wa...
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Funny story: Lily Allen and Sister in Giant Tent Disaster

Lily Allen and Sister in Giant Tent Disaster

Lily Allen and her older sister Sarah have reportedly been involved in a disaster involving two giant tents. One of the Tents was a pretty petrol blue colour, and the other was red with colourful sparkles. It had previously been rumoured that th...
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Funny story: Welsh Wizard proves that Welsh men are not just sheep-shaggers!

Welsh Wizard proves that Welsh men are not just sheep-shaggers!

A Welsh Wizard called Bryan Briggs (name changed for legal reasons and nothing to do with that other Welsh Wizard who the Sun nailed!) has actually proven that there is hope for Welsh men to relinquish their reputations as Nr1 global sheep-shaggers (...
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Funny story: Anthony Weiner Blames Anal Vacuum Pump For Sucked Up Face

Anthony Weiner Blames Anal Vacuum Pump For Sucked Up Face

BREAKING NEWS: New York Congressman Anthony Weiner, when asked by a reporter why his sucked-up face looked like he had just stuck his head in a wind tunnel, responded by saying that he suffered from Stage IV acne when he was a teenager, and the doct...
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Funny story: Justin Timberlake and His Girlfriend Mila Kunis Explain Their Sexual Groping At The MTV Movie Awards

Justin Timberlake and His Girlfriend Mila Kunis Explain Their Sexual Groping At The MTV Movie Awards

LOS ANGELES - Well it's only been a little over two months since Justin Timberlake broke up with Jessica Biel but you've got to hand it to the skinny little fella he sure does know how to move on. Justin, 30, showed up at the MTV Movie Awards wit...
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Funny story: Steve Jobs to Personally Negotiate with St. Peter for the Rights to "iCloud"

Steve Jobs to Personally Negotiate with St. Peter for the Rights to "iCloud"

Apple CEO Steve Jobs is hastening his arrival at the Pearly Gates, so he can personally negotiate with St. Peter for the rights to the name "iCloud." Apple had planned to launch its new iCloud product this week. But then its lawyers discovered tha...
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Funny story: Local Man In Horrific Flying Ant Terror Shocker

Local Man In Horrific Flying Ant Terror Shocker

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, who frequently describes himself as 'a suave and sophisticated man about town' (Somewhat misguidedly, it has to be said.) was reduced to a jibbering wreck last night following a horrific terror attack shocker perpetrate...
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Funny story: Allies to use weaponry made from pork

Allies to use weaponry made from pork

Recent rhetoric emerging from Tripoli exhorts Islamic fundamentalists to keep fighting, as dying in battle for their God is the greatest honour. MI6 have been working hard to find a solution to this depth of extremism, and they have come up with...
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Funny story: Giggs and Rooney in news again but for different reasons

Giggs and Rooney in news again but for different reasons

So, Ryan Giggs is a 'cheating dog'. Down boy! It is now reported that he had an affair with his wife's sister. How low can he stoop? Doing the dirty on his very own doorstep. Christmases and other family gatherings will NEVER be the same now th...
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Funny story: Secrets of organic meat revealed

Secrets of organic meat revealed

Today a report was released by the Council of Organic Meat Engineers (COME) which promises to shock the entire meat industry. The in-your-face COME report describes why organic meat tastes better than non-organic meat, and apparently it's all to do w...
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Funny story: MTV Movie Awards - Reese Witherspoon Slam Dunks Sex Symbols Kim Kardashian And Blake Lively

MTV Movie Awards - Reese Witherspoon Slam Dunks Sex Symbols Kim Kardashian And Blake Lively

Water For Elephants star, Reese Witherspoon stunned the audience at LA's Gibson Amphitheater, Sunday as she accepted the 'Generation Award.' In her acceptance speech, she slam dunked reality TV show star Kim Kardashian, and others of that ilk, suc...
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Funny story: MTV Movie Awards - Downright Dirty - Timberlake And Kunis In Gropeathon

MTV Movie Awards - Downright Dirty - Timberlake And Kunis In Gropeathon

Critics today appeared to be pretty universal in their condemnation of the MTV Movie Awards at LA's Gibson Amphitheater, slamming the show for being 'downright dirty' and complaining about the persistent use of cuss words. The 'dirty' part occurre...
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Funny story: Joe Jonas Offers To Buy Robert Pattinson's Texas Ranch

Joe Jonas Offers To Buy Robert Pattinson's Texas Ranch

SAN FRANCISCO - Joe Jonas traveled to The Golden Gate City to relax after a grueling concert tour with his band the Jonas Brothers. He was relaxing down at the Fisherman's Wharf when he was approached by a reporter for iRumors Summersetter Faxx.
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Funny story: William to ride trusty steed Gravytrain in Trooping the Colour

William to ride trusty steed Gravytrain in Trooping the Colour

London - He's taking no chances after Saturday's Epsom Salts - er...Derby! - fiasco that saw talking whorse Carlton House strip punch-drunk Brits of £25million in failed bets. This coming weekend silly self-publicist/mug punter Prince William aims...
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Funny story: Married Footballer "Brings Shame on Game"

Married Footballer "Brings Shame on Game"

A Premier League Footballer has taken out a super injunction following the rumours he is happily married and has remained faithful to his wife of 12 years.  For many involved in the sport this revelation could not have come at a worse time, with the...
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Funny story: Palin Sets Out Her Campaign Agenda

Palin Sets Out Her Campaign Agenda

Weird and wacky right winger Sara Palin gave the strongest clue so far that she would be throwing her hat in the ring for the 2012 Republican nomination when she laid down several strong policy statements. Palin, who is in the middle of her "One N...
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Funny story: Children To Be Protected From Inappropriate TV Programming

Children To Be Protected From Inappropriate TV Programming

Child welfare groups have welcomed a range of government proposals aimed at protecting children from inappropriate TV programming. The Bailey Review contains a number of measures aimed at ensuring that younger viewers aren't over exposed to what i...
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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent runner-up might be Simon Cowell's love child

Britain's Got Talent runner-up might be Simon Cowell's love child

Following the conclusion of the 2011 "Britain's Got Talent" final, it was revealed that the runner-up in this year's competition, youngster Ronan Parke, might in fact be Simon Cowell's love child. Speaking from behind his huge telephoto lens, Dave...
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Funny story: Hair transplant rejects Wayne Rooney

Hair transplant rejects Wayne Rooney

Manchester United and England slaphead Wayne Rooney has sustained a freak injury. The footballer will be out of action for several weeks after being rejected by his hair transplant. Rooney is reported to have spent several thousand pounds at a H...
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Funny story: Celebrity Shocker: Derek Hough Dumps His Girlfriend Cheryl Cole

Celebrity Shocker: Derek Hough Dumps His Girlfriend Cheryl Cole

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars dancer Derek Hough has admitted that his relationship with Cheryl Cole has hit the rocks and their sultry ship has sunk to the bottom. Hough explained to Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo that he just got to...
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Funny story: New Referee Post Created In Scotland

New Referee Post Created In Scotland

The Scottish Football Association has created a new refereeing post in an attempt to address the increasing pressures being placed on officials north of the border. A refereeing recruitment and education manager will take up the post on July 1st a...
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Funny story: Nadal Gets Bonus Trophy For French Triumph

Nadal Gets Bonus Trophy For French Triumph

After winning the French Open Grand Slam title for the 6th time at Roland Garros yesterday, World Number One Rafael Nadal has received a well deserved extra award. The 23 year old Spaniard beat Roger Federer for the 5th time out of 5 occasions, so...
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Funny story: Christain group launches It Doesn't Get Worse Than Hell project

Christain group launches It Doesn't Get Worse Than Hell project

In response to a rash of suicides by bullied LGBT adolescents around the country, the American Family Association has launched a campaign to remind LGBT kids of the wages of sin, called It Doesn't Get Worse Than Hell. The viral effort, launched last...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Have Both Agreed To Appear On The Next Edition of Dancing With The Stars

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Have Both Agreed To Appear On The Next Edition of Dancing With The Stars

TARZANA, California - Due to the amazing success that Dancing With The Stars had with two very young dance contestants this year, the producers have approached teen stars Justin Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez about appearing on the next seaso...
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Seen Vo-Di-Oh-Doe-Ing At Yellowstone National Park

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Seen Vo-Di-Oh-Doe-Ing At Yellowstone National Park

INDIAN CREEK, Wyoming - Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev decided to take advantage of a two day break in the filming of their new vampire epic The Attack of The Cucumber Vampires From Hell. The film which is being directed by the famed Monteverdi B...
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Funny story: Harry Redknapp Offers Ryan Giggs An Olive Branch

Harry Redknapp Offers Ryan Giggs An Olive Branch

Ryan Giggs, Manchester United's publicity shy, midfield-maestro and all round legend, has been offered a lifeline out of Old Trafford, by none other than Spurs boss, Harry Redknapp. It is believed that Redknapp feels that now is the time for Giggs...
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Funny story: Princess Beatrice Has A Crush On Robert Pattinson - Wants To Co-Star With Him In A Twilight Movie

Princess Beatrice Has A Crush On Robert Pattinson - Wants To Co-Star With Him In A Twilight Movie

Hot news from the UK this morning is that Princess Beatrice, the daughter of Sarah Ferguson and Prince Andrew, has a red hot crush on Hollywood heart throb, Robert Pattinson. And that she'd like nothing better than to star opposite him in a Twilig...
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Funny story: Liverpool In Sensational Double Transfer Swoop - Berbatov And Modric Priority Targets

Liverpool In Sensational Double Transfer Swoop - Berbatov And Modric Priority Targets

King Kenny Dalglish is all set to rock the football world to its foundations with a shock double transfer swoop, with the focus on Tottenham, and bitter rivals Manchester United. King Kenny has apparently authorised club officials to enter into ne...
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Funny story: Princess Eugenie Prefers Taylor Lautner Over Robert Pattinson

Princess Eugenie Prefers Taylor Lautner Over Robert Pattinson

It seems that the younger British Royals can't get enough of Hollywood's finest! Following the revelation that Princess Beatrice (the one in the funny hat) longs to star opposite Robert Pattinson in a Twilight movie, we can now reveal that Princess E...
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Funny story: Superman Announces He's Reinventing Himself; Lady Gaga Will Assist

Superman Announces He's Reinventing Himself; Lady Gaga Will Assist

Still wearing the same tried and true, red-and-blue outfit with a splash of yellow, the Man of Steel held a press conference in New York's Grand Central Station yesterday and announced his plans for the future. Reminding everyone that he made his...
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Funny story: Weather Service: "2011 Hurricane Season will be nothing like we predict"

Weather Service: "2011 Hurricane Season will be nothing like we predict"

The national Weather Service issued their prediction for this year's hurricane season, confidently asserting that in all likelihood it will be very different than what they expect. A spokesman for NOAA stated that "If history teaches us anythin...
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