Funny story: X-Rays of Kim Kardashian's 'Keister' Verify That It Is Indeed Real

X-Rays of Kim Kardashian's 'Keister' Verify That It Is Indeed Real

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian has stated that she's tired of the entertainment media constantly asking her if her butt is real. She told Fuchsia Garfunkel of The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle that she is probably asked that question more times...
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Funny story: Hospital Visiting Time

Hospital Visiting Time

Michael is visiting his best mate Steve at the hospital. He looks awkward. In his hand he clutches a brown paper bag. He approaches his friend smiling a little nervously. Steve is propped up in bed. Michael sits in a chair beside his friend's bedside cabinet. "All right mate?" "Hello Michael." "Steve...er...how are you?" "I've just had surgery on me back..." "Oh, yeah. Is it sore?"...
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Funny story: First supermarket trolley for four kids rolled out across supermarkets

First supermarket trolley for four kids rolled out across supermarkets

A BOOM in multiple births has led to the first shopping trolley with four seats. The number of mums having twins rose to 12,000 last year, prompting supermarkets to trial the quad - with extra seats immediately behind the first - in Sandhurst, Berks.
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Funny story: London Olympics 2012 - Hundreds Of Tickets Available - All Events

London Olympics 2012 - Hundreds Of Tickets Available - All Events

Despite widespread complaints from failed ticket applicants about the 2012 London Olympics ticket allocation fiasco, there is at least one man who can't understand what all the fuss is about. Solly Grundy of Manchester, claims to have hundreds of...
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Funny story: Andre Villas-Boas outed as Pikey crook

Andre Villas-Boas outed as Pikey crook

Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich has been scammed by a Pikey conman. The billionaire was duped into believing he had recruited top Portuguese knob Andre Villas-Boas as the next Chelsea manager. Senor Villas-Boas, who is the great grandson of t...
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Funny story: Most Dead Rock Music Stars Are Vampires

Most Dead Rock Music Stars Are Vampires

New York, NY-- Rolling Stoned Magazine is reporting today some remarkable news about dead rock stars of the past. Most of them never died--they turned into vampires instead. Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix--and even Karen Carpenter simply...
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Funny story: Wenger To Sign Jan Molby To Shore Up Arsenal Midfield

Wenger To Sign Jan Molby To Shore Up Arsenal Midfield

With the departure of Cesc Fabregas to Barcelona looking increasingly likely, Gunners boss Arsene Wenger has been holding talks with former Danish international Jan Molby, as he becomes increasingly desperate to shore up the Arsenal midfield, and giv...
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Funny story: Leeds Utd Granny hooligirl gets arrested then banned!

Leeds Utd Granny hooligirl gets arrested then banned!

It could only happen to a Leeds Utd hooligirl/granny because they are the only team in the country that have them. Leeds Utd are renowned for their very dodgy Hooligan fraternity, they begin at the early age of 2 months and continue right up to re...
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Funny story: Wimbledon Grunting Blamed For Tourette's Outbreak (Parental Advisory - Contains Swearing)

Wimbledon Grunting Blamed For Tourette's Outbreak (Parental Advisory - Contains Swearing)

Other than being extremely annoying, the constant grunting of tennis players at this year's Wimbledon tennis championships may have far wider implications. Shit! Social observers have noticed a marked increase in antisocial grunting, swearing,...
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Funny story: 'Bigamy no hindrance' as softsoap campaign pushes for plum William Canada role

'Bigamy no hindrance' as softsoap campaign pushes for plum William Canada role

London - Secret plans to elevate His Royal Altitude to the rank of Canada's governor-general are being rolled out by the government. The position comes with a raft of attractive gravy train handouts - including an annual $500,000 dress allowance f...
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Funny story: 'Doctor Who' bollards are dropped

'Doctor Who' bollards are dropped

Plans for Dr. Who-shaped bollards outside a primary school are rejected by parents who described them as 'scary'. The makers of the bollards said they remained "proud" of them. MD Mike Reepygran told us, "Plymouth City Council came to us saying th...
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Funny story: Andy Murray to be Sponsored by Murray Mints

Andy Murray to be Sponsored by Murray Mints

Grinning Scottish Tennis Player Andy Murray is to be sponsored by popular confectioners Murray Mints during his next few years as a professional sportsman. The Tim Henman for people who don't really care about Sport (and who just want to learn on...
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Funny story: Jason Statham is the Accountant

Jason Statham is the Accountant

Jason Statham, the thinking Woman's Danny Dyer is said to be taking on a new acting challenge in his latest Block-Buster, playing an accountant, called James Woods in his new release 'The Accountant'. The balding star of such films as 'Straight to...
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Funny story: Police And Environmental Health Called In Over Maria Sharapova's Wimbledon Screeching

Police And Environmental Health Called In Over Maria Sharapova's Wimbledon Screeching

Police and Environmental Health Officers interrupted today's proceedings on Wimbledon's Number One Court, where Russian former champion, Maria Sharapova was playing Great Britain's 17 year old hopeful, Laura Robson in a ladies singles match. The o...
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Funny story: Mystery Amazon Tribesman - "Bugger Off. We're Not Lost, We're Hiding."

Mystery Amazon Tribesman - "Bugger Off. We're Not Lost, We're Hiding."

The discovery of another "lost" Amazonian tribe in dense rainforest, close to the Peruvian border, may have excited the world's scientific and archaeological communities, but according to reports, the tribesmen are none too pleased. It seems that...
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Funny story: Jelly is a superfood

Jelly is a superfood

The latest research from Roundtree University in Leicester has shown what every pre-pubescent child has always known: Jelly is a super food! "It's quite remarkable," said chief nutritionist, Henry Murray, of the Gelatine Independent Research Labor...
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Funny story: When Harry met Pippa

When Harry met Pippa

London, England. The latest gossip surrounding the Royal family, a Germanic tribe who live in lavish palaces up and down the British main land, suggests that Prince Harry is forming an idyllic relationship with the sister of Kate Middleton, Pippa.
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Funny story: Jobs for the unemployed

Jobs for the unemployed

David Cameron's latest plan to get the unemployed working is to take advantage of some simple maths. According to a recent Gallop Poll eighty-seven percent of the unemployed want to work. As part of the same Gallop Poll commissioned by Job Centre...
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Funny story: Mybster To Dunbeath: The Journey Continues..

Mybster To Dunbeath: The Journey Continues..

First leg. Second leg. Eventually, many hours and beers later, they stumbled through the door of the Auld Post Office, and were confronted with the alarming sight of.................Nick Hobbs eating a falafel. It was alarming because both Seaton and JO knew that the Auld Post Office didn't sell falafel, so where had Nick got it from? "Hi guys!" said Nick, spitting falafel all over h...
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Funny story: Survival Somalia Review

Survival Somalia Review

Hi guys! I'm Paul Kelly, T.V guru and generally awesome human being. And I will be doing a weekly column on some T.V's hots and nots from the last week. This week from Channel X was a new reality T.V show called Survival Somalia. The show consists of ten people who are sent to Somalia to fight off the militias and terrorists with nothing with their bare hands. So far the most wacky and e...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Judge Has Just Showed That She Is The Most Lenient Judge In The World!

Lindsay Lohan's Judge Has Just Showed That She Is The Most Lenient Judge In The World!

LOS ANGELES - Well, Lindsay Lohan appeared in court today and once again the little lost child got her way...she won! She needs to definitely start buying lottery tickets because with her luck she could easily wins millions of dollars. "LiLo" l...
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Funny story: Laura Bush Fed Up At Husband George Bush Criticizing Her Cooking Threatens To Spill The Beans Regarding The Weapons of Mass Destruction

Laura Bush Fed Up At Husband George Bush Criticizing Her Cooking Threatens To Spill The Beans Regarding The Weapons of Mass Destruction

DALLAS - Laura Bush recently told a reporter for GOPicky Magazine that she is getting fed up with the way her husband, former President George Dubya Bush has been treating her lately. Laurita, as Dubya playfully calls her, said that he is not abus...
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Funny story: Satire Writer NickFun Returns To The Spoof With Story

Satire Writer NickFun Returns To The Spoof With Story

After a 16 month absence, satire writer NickFun inexplicably reappeared at The Spoof and wrote a mediocre story about himself returning to The Spoof "I have been gone a long time", Fun admitted. "I only came back to write this one story then I wi...
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Funny story: Cloris Leachman, 85, Says The Rumors That She Had Arnold Schwarzenegger's Love Child Are Totally False!

Cloris Leachman, 85, Says The Rumors That She Had Arnold Schwarzenegger's Love Child Are Totally False!

MALIBU BEACH - Cloris Leachman showed the television viewing public a few years ago with her appearance on Dancing With The Stars that she could still dance with the best of them. Her partner Corky Ballas said that having Leachman as his dance par...
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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Denies That She Is The Reason That George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis Split Up

Sandra Bullock Denies That She Is The Reason That George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis Split Up

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock was back at her Lone Star state mansion deep in the heart of Texas where she was taking a break from her movie making career. She had heard the rumors about her current co-star George Clooney, 50, and his much younger girlf...
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