Funny story: Hollywood In Shock As Nina Dobrev Reveals That She Doesn't Have A Life Sized Tattoo Of Anthony Weiner's Nose On Her Stunningly Creamy Inner Thigh

Hollywood In Shock As Nina Dobrev Reveals That She Doesn't Have A Life Sized Tattoo Of Anthony Weiner's Nose On Her Stunningly Creamy Inner Thigh

Prompted by circulating rumors running rife in Hollywood, Vampire Diaries star, Nina Dobrev revealed at a press conference today that contrary to prevailing notions, she does not have a life sized tattoo of ex-Congressman Anthony Weiner's nose tattoo...
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Funny story: Letters To The Editor From Ludicrous Stereotypes Pt XXVI: The British Isles

Letters To The Editor From Ludicrous Stereotypes Pt XXVI: The British Isles

Dear Sir, now I am reading your magazine quite a lot lately. "Now there's lovely, for you!", I says to my husband, Dyffyddydd Ystnyllbrggyddfyd, "now there's a magazine, now, look you, isn't it then?" "Aye", he says to me, putting down his copy of the Yn y llyvyr hwnn of Sir John Price of Brecon, d'you see, he does, and he says "Oh, Glywdwyddyn Ystnyllbrggyddfyd" - which is my own name and t...
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Funny story: Vicious Seaside Attack Leaves Locals 'Perturbed'

Vicious Seaside Attack Leaves Locals 'Perturbed'

Locals in the harbour town of Brixham have been left 'seriously perturbed', say emergency service personnel, after witnessing a vicious and unprovoked attack on the quayside. Witnesses say that an unnamed woman was eating a choc-ice whilst staring...
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Funny story: Lazy xenophobia now only thing keeping Cameron in power

Lazy xenophobia now only thing keeping Cameron in power

A gallup poll today showed that if it were not for a needless surplus of petty, small minded bigots, the coalition would have been on its bike quite some time ago. Although the vast majority of Britons are now paying more tax, receiving less pay e...
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Funny story: Arsenal's Emirates Stadium Declared 'Unsafe' - Club 'Looking For Alternative'

Arsenal's Emirates Stadium Declared 'Unsafe' - Club 'Looking For Alternative'

Mayhem broke out in North London when members of the Health And Safety Executive declared Arsenal Football Club's Emirates Stadium 'structurally unsound, inherently unsafe,' and 'liable to imminent collapse when filled to capacity.' The shocking n...
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Funny story: Gaddafi's love for cricket revealed!

Gaddafi's love for cricket revealed!

Muammar Gaddafi, the infamous Libyan leader, has been spotted in the West Indies watching the recent India cricket tour. The Colonel, who has been in the press every single day for the last 6 months for all the wrong reasons, has been found by the We...
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Funny story: Rupert Grint Still Ginger

Rupert Grint Still Ginger

It's just been confirmed that Rupert Grint, who played the part of Ron Weasley in the Harry Potter film franchise is still ginger. It was widely reported in certain unscrupulous circles that Grint is not as ginger as he used to be, but sources clo...
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Funny story: Andy Murray is determined to win Wimbledon, but only if Rafael Nadal dies!

Andy Murray is determined to win Wimbledon, but only if Rafael Nadal dies!

Andy Murray, Britains or Scotland's ony real hope of breaking the century old Wimbledon curse is determined to win this year, but does admit; "Rafael Nadal has to die first and Roger Federer has to be so fed up winning that he doesn't even bother!"...
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Funny story: Stubbington Man Finds Strange Object In Back Garden

Stubbington Man Finds Strange Object In Back Garden

Stubbington man, Larry Granger got quite a shock this morning when he went through his back door, into the garden, to put the bins out. Sitting in the middle of his back lawn was a strange object, which no amount of internet research could actually i...
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Funny story: Swarming Summer Solstice bees swoop on Crown Estate

Swarming Summer Solstice bees swoop on Crown Estate

London - A massive killer bee colony that terrorised much of New York during last week's Lunar Eclipse has suddenly materialised in London. Millions of the angry insects congregated near the Apple Store in Regent Street, the flagship shopping mall...
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Funny story: 400 UK nudists jump into to the sea hoping to prove that sharks don't like eating humans!

400 UK nudists jump into to the sea hoping to prove that sharks don't like eating humans!

Rhossili, Wales: 400 nudists in their "Birthday Suits" rushed into the freezing Irish Sea after hearing that the deadly White Tip Shark was searching for something to eat around the UK coast. The nudists, mainly shark lovers and "Loonies" were des...
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Funny story: Americans Turn to Monopoly Money As The US Dollar Continues To Fall

Americans Turn to Monopoly Money As The US Dollar Continues To Fall

Washington - In an attempt to stimulate the US economy, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke gives Americans the thumbs-up to begin using Monopoly money. At a Fed press conference Monday morning, Bernanke encouraged Americans to, "Pass Go, collect $...
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Funny story: Queen's Summer Solstice torment as Phil the Greek's EU bailout bombs

Queen's Summer Solstice torment as Phil the Greek's EU bailout bombs

London - Eurozone gravytrain committee astrologers have laughed off Prince Philip's demands for an immediate 12bn euro ($17bn/£10bn) austerity handout. A Brussels statement issued today said he should join his wife Queen Elizabeth in a voluntary b...
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Funny story: Greek Tragedy

Greek Tragedy

The Greeks have a word for it: Tragedy. It is part of their history and now the Greeks are struggling under the Sword of Damocles, which may fall at any time. 'It is about time the Greeks realised who is charge' complained a member of the Interna...
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Funny story: Wimbledon favourite Andy Murray calls bananas "pathetic"

Wimbledon favourite Andy Murray calls bananas "pathetic"

Childish Tennis player Andy Murray is on the naughty step again. In another attention seeking outburst at Wimbledon he has called bananas "a pathetic fruit". Many top players admit to enjoying bananas and openly use them during matches. On...
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Funny story: Post Office Prize For Pooping Pooches

Post Office Prize For Pooping Pooches

The government are to reward responsible dog owners who pick up their dog's excrement. Under a new scheme, due to start in October next year, the dog owners will be paid £1 for every dog turd they present at their local Post Office. To ensure thei...
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Funny story: Painter and decorator committed

Painter and decorator committed

Jerry Riggs, a painter and decorator from Hemel Hempstead has been sectioned under the mental health act after going on a rampage through a customer's house smashing furniture and destroying electronic goods. "I came home and was stunned," said he...
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Funny story: Could you stand it all night long?

Could you stand it all night long?

Could you stand it all night long? A dog, at a zoo in China, 19 May 2011, is said to have been feeding two liger cubs, a cross between a lion and a tiger. The female tiger, after losing two of her four cubs, stopped feeding the remaining two. Another oddity is that different species usually do not breed together, but it happens that a lion and a tiger can do it. Every day we hear some anima...
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Funny story: 2020 Olympics to be sponsored by Opticians

2020 Olympics to be sponsored by Opticians

Specscrimpers, the British Opticians that were immortalized in the football chant towards referees and added to this by sponsoring those very referees, have gone a step further into sport sponsorship by sponsoring the 2020 Olympics. "It's a natura...
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Funny story: Anti-Gay Protesters Throw Aqua Velva at Gay Politicians

Anti-Gay Protesters Throw Aqua Velva at Gay Politicians

An anti-gay activist hurled the contents of a plastic cup at an openly gay city council member after he delivered a speech at the LGBT Empowerment Conference in Gooseberry, Kentucky. In a statement he posted on the social network Ego Realm, colle...
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Funny story: Jesse "Mr. Tattoos" James and Kat "Miss Tattoos" Von D Plan On Getting Hitched This Summer

Jesse "Mr. Tattoos" James and Kat "Miss Tattoos" Von D Plan On Getting Hitched This Summer

LONG BEACH - Contrary to what the supermarket tabloids are saying Jesse James, the former Mr. Sandra Bullock, and Kat Von D the former Mrs. Buffy Pizzavelli are planning on exchanging vows and tattoos sometime this summer. Jesse, who was dubbed "T...
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Funny story: Trade Rumors Have Kobe Bryant Heading To The Dallas Mavericks

Trade Rumors Have Kobe Bryant Heading To The Dallas Mavericks

LOS ANGELES - Rumblings in LaLaLand, aka The Land of The Lakers are reverberating that the Lakers super star Kobe Bryant may be on his way out of El Lay and heading to Big D (Dallas). Bryant reportedly told Tango Brisket of Sports Territory that a...
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Funny story: Saturday, June 18th - A Sad Day Indeed For Music Lovers As Clarence Clemons Passes Away

Saturday, June 18th - A Sad Day Indeed For Music Lovers As Clarence Clemons Passes Away

Indeed, Saturday June 18th was a sad day for music lovers all over the world, as 'The Big Man' - Clarence Clemons, saxophonist extraordinaire, personification of Bruce 'The Boss' Springsteen's legendary E Street band, sadly passed away in a Florida h...
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Funny story: Rory McIlroy Dedicates US Open Victory To Jim McDonald

Rory McIlroy Dedicates US Open Victory To Jim McDonald

Northern Ireland's Rory McIlroy last night joined the upper echelons of the world's golfing elite, with a record breaking 72 hole US Open score of 16 under par. 22 year old McIlroy had a couple of scares when he bogeyed the 12th and the 16th, but...
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