Funny story: New "Death Cards" To Be Released

New "Death Cards" To Be Released

Greetings cards have been shared between people for thousands of years. Archeologists believe that the first greetings card was sent by ancient Egyptian Pharaoh Amenhotep to his cat Mrs Whiskers, in the 13th century BC. Since then, the greetings c...
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Funny story: Mad Woman Denies Being A Raving Loony - Dragged Off Screaming

Mad Woman Denies Being A Raving Loony - Dragged Off Screaming

Barnstoneworth woman, Elizabeth Golightly was today remanded in protective custody for her own good, by Barnstoneworth Magistrates, after being accused by neighbours of being a raving loony. The court heard how Ms Golightly was widely regarded in...
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Funny story: Russel Crowe is a "tosser" claim disgusted Jews as he insults circumcision!

Russel Crowe is a "tosser" claim disgusted Jews as he insults circumcision!

Russel Crowe has insulted most male othodox Jews by calling circumcision barbaric, in fact many Jews have called him a right old "Tosser" because of his comments. Having Russel Crowe insult the ancient tradition has caused quite an outrage amongst...
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Funny story: San Francisco to vote on religious mutilation ban

San Francisco to vote on religious mutilation ban

In an up-and-coming vote which will take place in San Francisco in November, voters will be given the choice on whether religious groups should be banned from mutilating their children in the name of their faith. The ban is controversial because...
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Funny story: Syria's entire lesbian community are actually American truckers

Syria's entire lesbian community are actually American truckers

Syria has never been the best place to be a lesbian (Lesbos is, obviously) - it has widespread homophobia, religious extremism, and half the women wear burkas. But with the recent news that not one but TWO Syrian lesbian bloggers have turned out to b...
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Funny story: Wednesday's Severe Weather Alert Retracted - Stiff Breeze Unlikely After All

Wednesday's Severe Weather Alert Retracted - Stiff Breeze Unlikely After All

After issuing a severe weather alert earlier today, advising the public to beware of stiff breezes on Wednesday, the Met Office has issued a retraction and an unconditional apology, as they admitted they got it all wrong. The error was discovered...
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Funny story: Lost British Classic Exploitation Films To Be Released On DVD

Lost British Classic Exploitation Films To Be Released On DVD

A number of apparently 'lost' British exploitation films, originally made between the 1950's and the mid 1980's are to be released in digitally remastered DVD and Blu Ray format from Monday. The films were made using sets and costumes from bigger...
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Funny story: Moldova's Next Top Model Car Entices Sexton Cox With $$$

Moldova's Next Top Model Car Entices Sexton Cox With $$$

Cynthia Sexton Cox, 39, the in-demand American star of An Inconvenient Truce and 2010's The 100-year-old Virgin, has earned a cool $200,000 for just one day's work. Sexton Cox, who is currently in Abu Dhabi filming a follow-up to her mega-successf...
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Funny story: GOP Considers Hiring Ex OSU Coach

GOP Considers Hiring Ex OSU Coach

An undisclosed source recently revealed that Chairman Reince Priebus of the Republican Party is considering hiring ex-Ohio State football coach, Jim Tressel, and bringing him on board as a "recruiter" for presidential hopefuls. "We did some resear...
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Funny story: Kathy Griffin Explains Why She Gave Brad Pitt and George Clooney Each A Sexy Lap Dance

Kathy Griffin Explains Why She Gave Brad Pitt and George Clooney Each A Sexy Lap Dance

NEW ORLEANS - The star of My Life On The D-List at first denied sexy lap dance allegations made by a security guard and a custodian at The Giggle Giggle Comedy Club on Bourbon Street. The comedy club is co-owned by Harry Connick Jr., and Ellen DeG...
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Funny story: Dose of Crabs hits 200 at Bognor Holiday Resort

Dose of Crabs hits 200 at Bognor Holiday Resort

Scores of guests at a holiday camp in Bognor Regis, Sussex, have come down with a dose of crabs. The dose swept through the popular resort as it was packed with 5000 holidaymakers and staff. Bosses have ordered an immediate deep cleaning and d...
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Funny story: Midget Circus Artiste's Revelations Inspire Film

Midget Circus Artiste's Revelations Inspire Film

Has-been midget circus artiste and occasional film and television actor Sweeney Diplick, 54, is in the news again. Diplick's sordid revelations of drug dependency, lifelong drunkenness and Jane Seymour fan club addiction on ABC's entertainment pro...
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Funny story: Legendary Actress Myrtle St John Set to Strip For Picasso film

Legendary Actress Myrtle St John Set to Strip For Picasso film

Legendary Canadian actress, Myrtle St John, 99, has shocked Hollywood with the news that she will star in the sexually-charged Lusting After Picasso, which is currently in pre-production. The film, to be based on the stage production of the same...
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Funny story: Samantha Hu? Star Embarrassed by Arrest, Fears Career Is Over

Samantha Hu? Star Embarrassed by Arrest, Fears Career Is Over

Samantha Hu? star Jennie Chung, 36, was arrested Sunday for driving under the influence in Santa Monica, California. The popular TV star allegedly lashed out at police when stopped, punching one in the face and stomping on another's foot. One s...
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Funny story: UK Severe Weather Alert - Batten Down The Hatches - Stiff Breeze Expected Wednesday

UK Severe Weather Alert - Batten Down The Hatches - Stiff Breeze Expected Wednesday

The Met Office today issued a 'Severe Weather Warning' and advised UK residents to batten down the hatches, as there is a high probability of the nation being traversed by a stiff breeze at some point on Wednesday. Residents have been advised to...
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Funny story: Phuc Mi Phuc-ed, Claims Sister

Phuc Mi Phuc-ed, Claims Sister

Documentary maker Phuc Mi, 38, has been arrested and charged with first-degree murder in Caracas, Venezuela, according to reports filed yesterday. Chinese Phuc Mi, who shares directing duties with twin sister, Phuc Yu, was in Venezuela scouting l...
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Funny story: Koongal's Privates Go Up In Blaze

Koongal's Privates Go Up In Blaze

British socialite Bettina, Duchess of Koongal, 50, got the shock of her life when she returned from a Tahitian getaway only to discover that her luxurious 16th century mansion had fallen victim to an arsonist who has so far torched more than a dozen...
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Funny story: Alex McLeish Can Expect No Red Carpet Welcome At Aston Villa

Alex McLeish Can Expect No Red Carpet Welcome At Aston Villa

Aston Villa supporters' groups appear to be pretty unanimous in the view that former Birmingham City boss, Alex McLeish, who could be about to take over the reins at Villa Park, will not be regarded by the fans as a welcome addition to the Villa fold...
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Funny story: Video May Hold Clues to Star's Disappearance

Video May Hold Clues to Star's Disappearance

A recently discovered home movie of Tula Van Winkle, the popular Dutch actress who disappeared under mysterious circumstances at the age of 87 in March 1976, is currently being investigated by Dutch authorities. The videotape, which was found at...
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Funny story: Latest Superfood Available From Local Man

Latest Superfood Available From Local Man

A new superfood to rival blueberries, apples and broccoli is set to hit the shelves. Fans of sea buckthorne say it contains vitamins A, B1, B2, E and up to ten times the vitamin C found in oranges. They also claim that it boosts brain function...
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Funny story: University Degrees Not Worth The Money - Top Academic Hits Back

University Degrees Not Worth The Money - Top Academic Hits Back

A top academic has today launched a scathing attack on middle-class parents who feel that a university degree is no longer worth paying for. Ken Lucid, controversial Head of History at Maidenhead University, described the findings of a new survey...
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Funny story: Vintage WWII bomber 'Liberty Belle' crashes

Vintage WWII bomber 'Liberty Belle' crashes

In 1974 Second Lieutenant Hiroo Onoda, a former Japanese army intelligence officer who fought in World War II, emerged from the jungle having spent almost thirty years holding out in the Philippines. At the time this story captured the world's ima...
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Funny story: Queen's credit rating downgraded as Palace fails to clear Epsom Derby betting debts

Queen's credit rating downgraded as Palace fails to clear Epsom Derby betting debts

Ascot - Online bookmaker RoyalMugPunter.con is still awaiting settlement of Derby Day IOUs on disastrous royal no-hoper Carlton House. House of Windsor losses are said to account for much of the £50 million that bookies raked in when French-traine...
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Funny story: Murray's Wimbledon preparations in disarray following Queens victory

Murray's Wimbledon preparations in disarray following Queens victory

Andy Murray's preparations for Wimbledon have been thrown in to disarray after the Scotsman followed up a tournaments worth of lawn grass tennis at Queens club with an unusually strange arrangement which saw him lifting a trophy in what appeared desp...
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Funny story: BBC Staff Given Lessons In Using Chairs

BBC Staff Given Lessons In Using Chairs

The BBC has employed a "chair champion" to teach staff how to sit properly and comfortably at their desks. Staff moving to the new Salford Quays MediaCity development are being offered a choice of three models of chair, all of which swivel. They a...
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Funny story: Bear-Proof Containers

Bear-Proof Containers

For those wishing to explore the back country of Denali National Park in Alaska one of the requirements that the Rangers insist upon is that the avid hikers must take with them a bear-proof container. This is a small, barrel-shaped container which also proves itself to be human proof if you don't carry a screw driver with you to open it. The containers are designed to keep your hiking food in so t...
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Funny story: Jackie conquers England while SuBo cancels third CD

Jackie conquers England while SuBo cancels third CD

It has been announced that 50 year old SuBo is canceling the release of her third album in order to become a nun. Apparently this is something SuBo always aspired to do but until now she never had the courage to carry out. "Ah wis tae fekken scare...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Apologizes For Her Wrinkled Cleavage

Lady Gaga Apologizes For Her Wrinkled Cleavage

PARIS - Lady Gaga flew to Paris to participate in a fashion show honoring the famous Versace family, Gianni, Donatella, and Fauntleroy. The lady with the redundant name was escorted by France's first lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy's personal bodyguard M...
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Funny story: We will be flying around in 'transparent' planes by 2050 - according to Airbus

We will be flying around in 'transparent' planes by 2050 - according to Airbus

Airbus unveiled the transparent plane we could all be flying around in, come 2050. If you fancy a Disney World experience when you are flying, then Airbus is for you. The walls of the airplanes, by 2050 will be 'see through'. These planes are...
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Funny story: All Night Garages To Impose £5 Surcharge On Flowers And Chocolates

All Night Garages To Impose £5 Surcharge On Flowers And Chocolates

Bowing to pressure from feminist groups, the Federation of All Night Garage Owners (FANGO) have agreed to impose a £5 surcharge on each purchase of flowers or chocolates if purchased by an unaccompanied male. The all night garage has long been emp...
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Funny story: Government To Introduce £104 Road Tax For Cyclists

Government To Introduce £104 Road Tax For Cyclists

A Whitehall mole today revealed that Transport Minister, Norman Baker, is to introduce a controversial new £104 annual road tax for cyclists. Early reports indicate that the new charges will apply from April 1st 2012 and that there will be no exce...
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Funny story: MD Calls For Anthony Weiner's Weiner To Be Put To Bed

MD Calls For Anthony Weiner's Weiner To Be Put To Bed

A leading British psychologist today made an impassioned plea for the incessant deluge of "jokes" concerning Queens 9th District Democratic Congressman Anthony Weiner's Weiner to be finally put to bed. Professor Frederick Treves, a leading psychol...
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Funny story: The Miami Heat Shock The Sports World As They Trade LeBron James To The Cleveland Cavaliers

The Miami Heat Shock The Sports World As They Trade LeBron James To The Cleveland Cavaliers

MIAMI - In a move that has shocked not only the basketball world but the entire sports world, the political world, and even the world of hip hop music, the Miami Heat have just announced that they have traded LeBron James to The Cleveland Cavaliers.
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Funny story: England Cricketer gave woman multiple orgasms

England Cricketer gave woman multiple orgasms

The contents of a private diary bought at a boot sale in Yorkshire provide further evidence that Test Cricket can be a huge aphrodisiac. The journals of Fanny Old, Vice President of the Eccles Women's Institute, record in graphic detail her sexua...
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Funny story: Obama's Special Economics Advisor and Nobel Laureate Peso Krugerrand Retires

Obama's Special Economics Advisor and Nobel Laureate Peso Krugerrand Retires

Berkeley CA: Professor Peso Krugerrand retired today as Chairman of the Economics Department of UC Berkeley after 50 years of teaching Keynesian economics. President Obama and Michelle made a special trip on Air force One to be with the administratio...
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