Funny story: Representative Anthony Weiner's Greetings

Representative Anthony Weiner's Greetings

Competing with Hallmark Greeting cards, it can now be disclosed that Representative Anthony Weiner will embark upon creating a line of greeting cards using the same photograph of his private part that was text, tweeted, emailed, facebooked and cybers...
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Funny story: Olympic Torch design revealed

Olympic Torch design revealed

Seb Coe has displayed the new design for the Olympic Torch to the world. The new design was meant to convey the great history of the competition, be light enough to carry on the five thousand round trip, and sturdy enough to survive the countless tim...
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Funny story: Princess Kate bored to death at "Drooping of the Colour"

Princess Kate bored to death at "Drooping of the Colour"

Kate Middleton had to perform one of her first difficult royal duties today, when she was forced to sit through the "Trooping of the Colour" for three solid hours! A friend of the Princess said, "She was so bored, she had to drink a can of Red Bul...
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Funny story: Tobogganists To Be Released Into The Wild

Tobogganists To Be Released Into The Wild

The Ministry of Agriculture, Fisheries and Food has announced that Tobogganists are once more to be allowed to freely roam the countryside, following one of the longest recorded periods of incarceration of a minority group. It has been over 30 yea...
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Funny story: Expectant mothers to form 'labour camps' across drought hit UK

Expectant mothers to form 'labour camps' across drought hit UK

Expectant mothers waiting to give birth are to be deployed at various drought hit locations across England in 'labour camps' to fully utilise the vital output of mother minge's waters breaking, according to reports. The unseasonably dry weather is...
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Funny story: National Grid Cuts Price of Electricity Tonight

National Grid Cuts Price of Electricity Tonight

Following the shocking discovery that both Doctor Who and Britain's Got Talent finished its runs last week, the National Grid admits it has overstocked on domestic electricity. The Grid has been required over previous weeks to provide extra capaci...
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Funny story: Premiership Footballers Disappointed At The Queen's Birthday Honours List

Premiership Footballers Disappointed At The Queen's Birthday Honours List

After reading through the people to be honoured - as listed on the Queen's Birthday Honours list, a number of Premiership Footballers are extremely disappointed that their names are NOT on the list. Ryan Giggs is alleged to have commented: "It's not bloody fair, there is Mark Cavendish on the list for his services to Cycling and some really unusual ones. For example, these are some of the p...
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Funny story: Anthea Redfern - "My Hell With Sir Bruce Forsyth"

Anthea Redfern - "My Hell With Sir Bruce Forsyth"

Following years of dignified silence, Anthea Redfern, former wife of Sir Bruce Forsyth has confided in close friends that her marriage to Sir Bruce was "absolute hell." Redfern, who acted as Sir Bruce's assistant on the hit TV show 'The Generation...
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Funny story: Leicester City Council 'unprepared' for Zombie attack

Leicester City Council 'unprepared' for Zombie attack

Leicester City Council have been forced to agree that it is completely defenceless should the city be attacked by zombies. A "concerned citizen" used freedom of information laws to ask: "Can you please let us know what provisions you have in place...
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Funny story: Eric Pickles to open Food Market at Whitehall HQ

Eric Pickles to open Food Market at Whitehall HQ

There is so much un-used space at Whitehall HQ that Eric Pickles has come up with a marvellous idea to rent the space to be used as a huge food hall. Apparently, he plans to rent some of the space himself and set up a new business, to be named Pic...
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Funny story: Conference North to cover a bigger area than the Conference National

Conference North to cover a bigger area than the Conference National

The Conference North, the second tier of non-league football has been expanded to include Bishop Stortford. Bishop Stortford is the town in which London Stanstead Airport is located. "It's a bit ridiculous," said Alan Carlisle, chairman of Working...
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Funny story: Harry Redknapp And David Moyes Laugh Off Talk Of Accepting Vacant Villa Job

Harry Redknapp And David Moyes Laugh Off Talk Of Accepting Vacant Villa Job

Spurs boss Harry Redknapp, and Everton boss David Moyes both laughed off rumours that either one of them would consider accepting the vacant Aston Villa managerial hot seat. Which is hardly surprising, because many leading managers regard the Vill...
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Funny story: Tracker found down John Terry's pants

Tracker found down John Terry's pants

Following revelations that England Football Captain and Chelsea defender John Terry had a tracker planted under his car, further investigations have discovered that he also had a tracker planted in the Y of his Y-fronts. His lawyer Nick "Mr. Looph...
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Funny story: Bruce Forsyth Gets His Long-awaited Title At Long Last

Bruce Forsyth Gets His Long-awaited Title At Long Last

Bruce Forsyth has managed to 'Beat the Clock'. He is soon to be 'Sir Bruce Forsyth' according to the latest on the Queen's Honour's list. It's hoped he will be able to 'stand up' unaided after kneeling before Her Majesty during the upcoming cerem...
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Funny story: Mug punters warned as lunar eclipse threatens to overshadow Royal Ascot

Mug punters warned as lunar eclipse threatens to overshadow Royal Ascot

Berkshire - A new twist beckons on the June 1st solar eclipse that fooled Queen Elizabeth into backing her third-rate Derby no-hoper Carlton House. Wednesday's eclipsed full moon is likely to do just as much damage to royal mug punters determined...
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Funny story: German illness epidemic spreads across Europe

German illness epidemic spreads across Europe

The vomiting, diarrhoea and (in rare cases) death epidemic that spread rapidly across Germany has been seen in countries as far away as Austria and France, with unconfirmed reports coming out of Belgium and Holland. Scientists are still baffled as...
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Funny story: Ken Clarke wins prestigious 2011 Arse of the Year Award

Ken Clarke wins prestigious 2011 Arse of the Year Award

The quest to find the nation's most gigantic arse of 2011 is finally over. Ken Clarke has scooped the coveted Prize for his unfortunate comments about non-consensual sex. The award, a giant sphincter muscle rendered in gold, has been won previous...
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Funny story: A Devastated and Heartbroken Cheryl Cole Is Amazingly Comforted By Her Ex-Husband Ashley Cole

A Devastated and Heartbroken Cheryl Cole Is Amazingly Comforted By Her Ex-Husband Ashley Cole

LONDON - The past year has not been a good one for Cheryl Cole. The first thing that turned her happy world around was when she found out that her husband Chelsea footballer Ashley Cole was cheating on her with a bevy of tarts. Cheryl somehow was...
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Funny story: The Month Long Feud Between Lady Gaga and Christina Aguilera Shows No Sign of Letting Up

The Month Long Feud Between Lady Gaga and Christina Aguilera Shows No Sign of Letting Up

BEVERLY HILLS - A mutual friend of Lady Gaga and Christina Aguilera has informed the entertainment media that their feud is still very much on the front burner. Noted hair stylist to the stars FuFi Fondue revealed to Voodoo Dupree of The West Holl...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Agrees To Appear On 'The View' But Only As Long As She Is Not Asked Any Geography Questions

Sarah Palin Agrees To Appear On 'The View' But Only As Long As She Is Not Asked Any Geography Questions

HOLLYWOOD - Barbara Walters, the producer and head host of The View asked Sarah Palin to appear on her talk show. Palin informed Walters that she would but only on certain conditions. The first was that Walters had to promise her that she would no...
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Funny story: Carlos Tevez "Evasive" When Questioned About Natasha Giggs And Imogen Thomas

Carlos Tevez "Evasive" When Questioned About Natasha Giggs And Imogen Thomas

The Manchester City striker, Carlos Tevez, currently on holiday with his family in Buenos Aries, reacted "evasively" according to sources, when questioned regarding his opinion on the Ryan Giggs-Natasha Giggs-Imogen Thomas goings-on. Tevez had bee...
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Funny story: Havant Gas Fitter Electrocuted By Water Pipe

Havant Gas Fitter Electrocuted By Water Pipe

Residents of a Havant street were still in shock this morning following the untimely near demise of local self-employed gas fitter, Everton Cleverly. Mr Cleverly had been called out to a semi detached residence in Abbey Road to attend a suspected...
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Funny story: Michael Owen Seen At Anfield - Mystery Deepens

Michael Owen Seen At Anfield - Mystery Deepens

The football rumour mill was buzzing this morning as it was revealed that Manchester United striker Michael Owen was spotted at Anfield yesterday by an alert fan. Liverpool officials were tight lipped when questioned about the matter, but the myst...
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