Funny story: New Automatic Air Freshener Detects Bad Odours

New Automatic Air Freshener Detects Bad Odours

Forest Clearing, the manufacturers of air fresheners have developed what they believe is the next break through air freshening product that will change the market: Odour detection. Having already invented the plug in air freshener, the pulsing air...
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Funny story: 'Dowdy' Kate will never get pregnant 'by dressing like Camilla'

'Dowdy' Kate will never get pregnant 'by dressing like Camilla'

London - Frumpy clothes and mediocre dentistry are scaring off fertilization of whatever eggs are still left in the basketcase. That's the verdict from LA tonight where Kate Middleton's glad rags were mocked by sharp-dressing celebs at a charity p...
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Funny story: Gay rights with a mystery man

Gay rights with a mystery man

With all the conflicts in America today, it's hard to see tell what the biggest one is. Many say the up and comer is weed legalization, but for this particular spoof, I wanted to know what was number one right now. And that has to be gay marriage rights. With so many people on both sides of this conflict it's easy to see how this has become a difficult movement in America. With Christian groups...
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Funny story: Tonight's The Night - Mystery Blonde Glad She Didn't Come

Tonight's The Night - Mystery Blonde Glad She Didn't Come

British Saturday night television plumbed new depths this evening as that bloke off Doctor Who or something, John Barrowman, hosted a light entertainment TV bollocks extravagaza named 'Tonight's The Night' Which was universally panned by the criti...
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Funny story: New embarrassment for ATF

New embarrassment for ATF

Washington DC - New revelations drawing fresh criticism of the Federal Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco Firearms and Explosives are emerging in the wake of the "Fast and  Furious" AKA "Operation Gunrunner" saga.  As we have learned, Operation Gunrunner w...
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Funny story: Lifelong Manchester United Supporter Fires Broadside at The Spoof

Lifelong Manchester United Supporter Fires Broadside at The Spoof

Lifelong Manchester United supporter, and current janitor at Salford University, Donald Skoob, (whose Godfather is Spoof legend Monkey Woods) today rounded on the satirical website he has enthusiastically supported for the past three years. Donald...
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Funny story: Konrad Adenauer Jailed For War Crimes

Konrad Adenauer Jailed For War Crimes

Chancellor of the Federal Republic of Germany from 1949-1963 Konrad Adenauer was yesterday jailed for waging aggressive war, war crimes and crimes against humanity by an Allied Military Tribunal. Speaking after the sentencing, one of judges gave t...
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Funny story: Harry Redknapp bites Didier Drogba's hand off

Harry Redknapp bites Didier Drogba's hand off

Didier Drogba has "got the hump" with Chelsea and has has told manager Andre Villas-Boas that he needs to join a club where footballers "speak proper." The Ivory Coast International has demanded a move to Tottenham and wants to be coached in Cockn...
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Funny story: Downing Street To Set Up Immediate Inquiry Into Mystery Blonde Mystery

Downing Street To Set Up Immediate Inquiry Into Mystery Blonde Mystery

Beleaguered Downing Street staffers today promised an immediate (or as soon as we can get around to it) inquiry into the circumstances surrounding the almost legendary "Mystery Blonde" who is on the verge of attaining legendary status. Following t...
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Funny story: Key to Mystery Blonde's Identity 'Could Be Me' says James Blunt

Key to Mystery Blonde's Identity 'Could Be Me' says James Blunt

As speculation runs rife and Britain's tabloid press outbid each other in offering huge rewards as to the identity of the mysterious 'Mystery Blonde' - who has been spotted at several English locations in the last day - singer and rhyming slang star...
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Funny story: News Of The World Psychic Arrested for Tapping Into Spirits of Dead Royals

News Of The World Psychic Arrested for Tapping Into Spirits of Dead Royals

London Police announced today that famed psychic Barry Lastard II has turned himself in to authorities for breaking into the spirit worlds central switchboard. Lastard, one of several psychics employed at The News of the World newspaper, turned h...
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Funny story: Bing-No: Bono Bans Bingo On Bands Bus

Bing-No: Bono Bans Bingo On Bands Bus

Short-arsed Irish singing turd, Bono, has banned bingo on the U2 tour bus, say insiders. The loud-mouthed leprechaun had a hissy-fit after bassist Adam Clayton won three times on the trot. Bono, almost named after the famous dog treat, is said to...
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Funny story: Sebastian Vettel Almost Loses It In Silverstone Qualifying - Blames Mystery Blonde

Sebastian Vettel Almost Loses It In Silverstone Qualifying - Blames Mystery Blonde

As gentle drizzle sporadically rained down on Silverstone this afternoon, German F1 ace, Sebastian Vettel, alarmingly for Red Bull, almost lost it taking Stow Corner. Eye witnesses stated that Vettel appeared to momentarily lose control, before re...
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Funny story: Final NoTW lead story exposed!

Final NoTW lead story exposed!

Following a week of turdmoil in the Wapping HQ of the News Of The World, a hacker working on behalf of The Spoof has managed to hack into the e-mail of Lady Becky Brooks of Lesser Wapping, and steal the scoop of tomorrow big story. The headline is...
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Funny story: Miliband accuses Cameron of subliminal advertising

Miliband accuses Cameron of subliminal advertising

Today Ed Miliband accused PM David Cameron of shamelessly accepting money to advertise the release of The Beatles back catalogue on iTunes. Miliband claims that a recent speech Cameron made to party members contained multiple references to Beatle songs. Below are a few edited highlights of that very speech. Some people said the conservative party was finished and that either I'm a loser, or...
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Funny story: Mystery Blonde In Hair Colour Controversy

Mystery Blonde In Hair Colour Controversy

There are serious doubts tonight over the colour of the hair of a mystery blonde. The doubts arose after a mystery blonde was seen buying a well-known hair colouring brand in a Superdrug store. Lysette Peroxide, of Sandal, Wakefield, raised que...
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Funny story: Blues of the World

Blues of the World

Henry Ulysses is looking for work as of next week after learning that his job at the UK's biggest Sunday newspaper, News of the World, has come to an end. "It's going to be a Sadderday without a Pun Day," said Ulysses. "It'll probably be a Moan Da...
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Funny story: Mystery Blonde Sighted Heading For Silverstone

Mystery Blonde Sighted Heading For Silverstone

The mystery blonde woman, who has been the subject of so much press speculation all over the world in the past month or so, has apparently been sighted heading towards Silverstone, ahead of tomorrow's F1 British Grand Prix. London man, Tommy Sherm...
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Funny story: Steve Coogan's Twitter and Facebook Accounts to be Hacked First In Angry Editor's Revenge Attacks

Steve Coogan's Twitter and Facebook Accounts to be Hacked First In Angry Editor's Revenge Attacks

A computer hacker from the Russian Maffia called Yvgeny has sensationally revealed how to hack into the private profiles of famous Twitter and Facebook Users. He revealed the news to a top former News of the World Editor, but she paid him lots o...
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Funny story: Wapping UFO 'sucked emails from NewsCorpse archive'

Wapping UFO 'sucked emails from NewsCorpse archive'

London - A mystery craft 'armed with a 1,000ft plunger' was seen servicing sewers under the newspaper HQ. It then took off in a northerly direction leaving behind toxic contrails 'that looked awfully like the letters IOU'. Witnesses described t...
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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks Computer Hard Drive Eaten By Dog Say Police

Rebekah Brooks Computer Hard Drive Eaten By Dog Say Police

A secret source within the Metropolitan Police has announced that the police were not able to recover Rebekah Brooks' computer hard drive because it had been eaten by her dog. This is the second time the police have used this excuse for not inve...
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Funny story: Man United Get Sponsored Nuclear Submarine To Rival City's Plane

Man United Get Sponsored Nuclear Submarine To Rival City's Plane

Following the announcement that Manchester City's sponsors, Etihad have had a 737 painted in Manchester City's colours and emblazoned with the club crest, rivals united have announced that they have retaliated by getting a nuclear submarine, painted...
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Funny story: Wapping - A Child Gets it.

Wapping - A Child Gets it.

Mum - why did they delete all those emails at Wapping? I suppose it was because there were things in them they didn't want others to see. So will we ever know what was in them. I don't suppose so. So, they've got away with it. Your could say that. Does that set a very good example? I deleted all the emails I sent xxxx because I told her to go and **** herself. Well, you can s...
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Funny story: Monkey steals newspaper company to write news about himself

Monkey steals newspaper company to write news about himself

A macaque monkey in Indonesia took ownership of a major news periodical from a distracted media mogul before publishing stories about himself in a variety of situations. The primate went to investigate the printing equipment before becoming fascin...
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Funny story: Willow Sage Hart Begs Mom PINK for a Brother

Willow Sage Hart Begs Mom PINK for a Brother

She's still a baby, but she already has her brother's name picked out: Pine Thyme Hart. "I don't," Willow Sage said, "expect to be the only one around with a name containing a tree, an herb, and a body part." She wants company, and she demands...
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Funny story: Nottingham Police Granted Special Status!

Nottingham Police Granted Special Status!

It was revealed by Haye Tyson, a City Council litter picker this morning to our ace, unpaid, senile reporter Inchcock Gobblenot, that the Nottingham City Police are to awarded a Special Preservation Order from the city. Mr Tyson went on to explain...
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Funny story: Latest Political Ode Winner in Inchcock's Gazette!

Latest Political Ode Winner in Inchcock's Gazette!

The latest (July 2011) winner of the Sarcastic Political ode, in the Inchcock's Gazette publication, is Thebaldus Dimwhit, from Nottingham in the UK. The decrepit editor, who has already increased the circulation of the Gazette to 3 a month in the twelve years he's been in charge said; Mr Dimwhit, has updated his ode, while he was in hospital recovering from a split finger nail on his left foo...
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Funny story: I Admire this UK Coalition Government

I Admire this UK Coalition Government

Our decrepit reporter and crap ode writer, Inchcock, this week presents his pathetic attempt at collating his thoughts on the Coalition Government in rhyme. For their intentions, wishes, and desires, although they're not always benign, You cannot blame them; superiority is embedded in their bloodline, Their dishonest antics, leaves a bitter taste in the mouth, like quinine, Their preeminent...
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Funny story: Forecast for single men over Sixty, made redundant?

Forecast for single men over Sixty, made redundant?

D. Isolutioned, our resident pathetically inept Spoof ode writer, has scribbled down his forecast and advice for anyone in the UK who has been made redundant over the last three year, and the next 2 million people who will become redundant in the next three years, to read, consider, and comment on. Here it is: You will expect your experience to hold you in good stead, You'll soon learn no-one...
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Funny story: Demi Lovato Is Thrilled At Her Brand New Single "Skyscraper"

Demi Lovato Is Thrilled At Her Brand New Single "Skyscraper"

LOS ANGELES - Demi Lovato says that she has not been as happy as she is right now since the day she left The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic after a three month stay last year. The songstress told Margarita Mixx of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune...
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Funny story: Dr Jon Answers More of Your Questions in an Aggressive and Dismissive Fashion

Dr Jon Answers More of Your Questions in an Aggressive and Dismissive Fashion

Dear Dr Jon, A pensioner drove into the back of me at 2mph in Aldi car park. I've been watching cable telly, and I think I'll sue her, because, mysteriously, my neck's gone a bit stiff nine weeks later. Will you do a report? No I fucking won't. The least the bunch of Ambulance Chasers you've engaged to make money in your name can do is bother to find a shill themselves. Dear Dr Jon, Sorry I...
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Funny story: If I had been a cat, then I could have been a dog

If I had been a cat, then I could have been a dog

Last night former Prime Minister and First Lord of the Treasury (World Bank, hint hint!) Gordon Brown said that he would still be Prime Minister if the News of the Swirling Wurlitzer revelations had occurred 18 months earlier. His reasoning was that Andy Coulson would have been arrested and David Cameron would have been fatally damaged by the publicity surrounding the arrest of his Director of Com...
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Funny story: Nafissatou Diallo gets a $10 million dollar deal

Nafissatou Diallo gets a $10 million dollar deal

Nafissatou Diallo signed a $10 million endorsement deal with Louis Vuitton and has become the new face of the French fashion house. The stunning beauty, Nafissatou Diallo, will be featured in the new summer 2011 advertising campaign of the Frenc...
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