Funny story: In the Wake of Casey Anthony Verdict Mommies go on Rampage

In the Wake of Casey Anthony Verdict Mommies go on Rampage

The jurors only had to deliberate for ten hours to bring in a decision in the Casey Anderson murder trial. A decision that stunned case watchers. The verdict, not guilty. Mommies and Grandmothers were aghast by the decision the jury came to. M...
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Funny story: Casey Anthony to Enter Rehab for Lying

Casey Anthony to Enter Rehab for Lying

Convicted liar Casey Anthony says she plans to enter a rehabilitation center for liars. "If there is such a thing, that's where I need to go," Miss Anthony said after a Florida jury kept her from being strapped into "Old Sparky," the state's venerat...
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Funny story: Man arrested on Oxford street today, repeatedly yelling "I hate LOL! I hate LOL!"

Man arrested on Oxford street today, repeatedly yelling "I hate LOL! I hate LOL!"

A man was arrested in down town London at 5:00 p.m. today. The man's name, according to an onlooker who recognized him, is Brian 'Cocky' Fotheringham of Petticoat Lane. Police have been trying to catch him for over a fortnight. Mr. Fotherin...
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Funny story: Doherty sings the blues in Camden

Doherty sings the blues in Camden

London - The No Woman No Cry matinee gig at Camden's Blues Kitchen on Saturday is the singer's Two Fingers Up Yours concert message to ex-love Kate Moss. The model, who was once the love of Doherty's life, got hitched last weekend 'to some boring...
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Funny story: Pippa Middleton concerned about growing 'closeness' between sister Kate and Camilla

Pippa Middleton concerned about growing 'closeness' between sister Kate and Camilla

Pippa Middleton is truly concerned that the new relationship growing between her sister Kate and her step-mother-in-law Camilla may end up being disastrous for Kate. Sources tell of Camilla spending more and more time with Kate and when asked, was...
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Funny story: Two of The Favored 'America's Got Talent' Performers Cindy Chang and Ryan Andreas Are Sent Home

Two of The Favored 'America's Got Talent' Performers Cindy Chang and Ryan Andreas Are Sent Home

LAS VEGAS - Well it appears that America's Got Talent's 'Vegas Week' was not very kind to two of this years contestants. Opera singer Cindy Chang and keyboard singer Ryan Andreas, who were early on fan favorites did not make the cut. And many a...
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Funny story: Local Man Denies Any Knowledge Of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nude Calendar Shots

Local Man Denies Any Knowledge Of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nude Calendar Shots

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today freely admitted that he's a bit of a twonk, but denied all knowledge of anything whatsoever to do with nude calendar shots of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, or even soundalike wannabe, Rosie Whiteley, from Batley.
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Funny story: "Freddie Starr Ate My Hacker"

"Freddie Starr Ate My Hacker"

A News of the World sub-editor has made an official complaint to the police that one of his phone hackers is missing. He asked the junior staff member to hack into Freddie Starr's phone last week, but when that didn't work he told the hacker to go ro...
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Funny story: Letters To The Editor About The Birds And The Bees, Treasure Island, Hedges, Ming The Merciless & "Phones Hake-ing"

Letters To The Editor About The Birds And The Bees, Treasure Island, Hedges, Ming The Merciless & "Phones Hake-ing"

Dear Sir, I live in the countryside (I hope to move into a house soon) and I feel I must put pen to paper (not that I have a pen, or any paper, but you must humour my whim I fear). Now I am lost for words. It's all the brackets. That's what stymied me with the algh, the aljibrae, the algiebrar, the maths at school. I got bewildered by brackets. I always reckoned when I wrote my arto, orto, a...
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Funny story: American Idol Bombshell: Jennifer Lopez Will Not Be Returning To The Hit Show

American Idol Bombshell: Jennifer Lopez Will Not Be Returning To The Hit Show

HOLLYWOOD - A highly placed source in The American Idol family has revealed that Jennifer Lopez will not be returning for season eleven of the hit reality show. The source, who spoke on grounds of anonymity, stated that the choice is strictly J.Lo...
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Funny story: Redheads truely soulless?

Redheads truely soulless?

[Hell, Austrailia] Breaking news was announced today with the introduction of The King of Darkness himself, Satan. This is interesting as it has never happened before. The first order of action for The King of Darkness was to hold a press meeting. I was there in this meeting to witness the pants-shitting terror of being in the presence of pure evil. This is what he had to say in the awe inspiring...
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Funny story: Local Man Allegedly Hacked By The News Of The World

Local Man Allegedly Hacked By The News Of The World

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, it would appear, has no time whatsoever for the Sunday redtop, 'The News Of The World' or for its editor, Rebekah Brooks. "I'm sure the swines hacked my phone," Shuttlecock complained to anyone who would listen. B...
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Funny story: How To Avoid Being Jammed

How To Avoid Being Jammed

Dear SK, Regarding you request to avoid jam jars being thrown at you by your wife, perhaps you could reflect and ask yourself whether you deserved it not or not. Six years I was woken up at 645am by a lamp being smashed over my head by my girlfriend. I really saw stars but I did deserve it because I texted a previous girlfriend about getting back together and the previous girlfriend forward...
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Funny story: Top ten tips for newly retired persons

Top ten tips for newly retired persons

Top Ten tips to the newly retired: 10. Relax for the first few days 9. Get out of bed at the same time as you did when working 8. Get washed every day and clean your teeth 7. Don't get into conversations with the tele-marketers 6. Don't start going to church if you didn't go when you were working. This will only depress you. 5. Get to know your neighbo...
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Funny story: New 'Prince William' Coin for 2012

New 'Prince William' Coin for 2012

The Prime Minister announced this morning that the bronze halfpenny coin is to be reintroduced into Britain's currency. It will become legal tender again - after a period of thirty years - from 1st January 2012. Though the halfpenny will be iden...
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Funny story: Mario Balotelli proves he's Mafiosi and he's got the T-shirt to prove it!

Mario Balotelli proves he's Mafiosi and he's got the T-shirt to prove it!

Man city superstar Hooligan, Mario Balotelli, has always wanted to be a gangster and just to enhance his wishes he has decided to show-off his latest T-shirt depicting guns, blood, knives, etc. Balotelli is an amazing example of what footy stars a...
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Funny story: Letters To The Editor About Phone Hacking

Letters To The Editor About Phone Hacking

Dear Sir, I got so fucking angry about all these phone calls what I get all day long from bastards trying to sell me all kinds of cunting crap that I took a stanley knife out of my drawer and hacked off the cord from my handset to the socket. Now no cunt can ring me at all. Seen as how the only calls I ever got were from twats in Calcutta or Milton Keynes wanting me to claim back fucking Paymen...
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Funny story: Man Utd welcome Giggsy back! Rooney asks: "What's all the fuss about?!"

Man Utd welcome Giggsy back! Rooney asks: "What's all the fuss about?!"

Ryan Giggs returned to training at Man Utd today, fully aware that his team mates would have plenty of banter, gags and jokes prepared for him. Giggs was slightly nervous as he approached his team mates. After a few tense minutes, Rooney finally b...
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Funny story: Ena Sharples' Spirit And Others Detected In The Rovers Return

Ena Sharples' Spirit And Others Detected In The Rovers Return

Paranormalists were called to the set of Coronation street last night. A particular area of interest, The Rovers Return. Voices had been heard in the bar, long after closing time but when investigated by the residents, nothing and no-one could be seen so the Paranormalists were called in to investigate. Delicate equipment was set up discretely during the day and left running overnight. M...
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Funny story: Local Newspaper admits to Phone Hacking

Local Newspaper admits to Phone Hacking

They thought it would just be overlooked in today's media coverage of the Shit of the World, but Hampshire local newspaper "The Portsmouth Rag" has hit the spotlight after sensationally admitting that it to has been employing professional phone hacke...
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Funny story: Russell Brand Denies That He Purchased Nude Photos of Pippa Middleton

Russell Brand Denies That He Purchased Nude Photos of Pippa Middleton

NEW YORK CITY - Russell Brand appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight and was asked about how his marriage to Katy Perry is going. Brand giggled and said that things are great and that he is so happy that he finally decided to settle down with just one g...
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Funny story: Did they hack Jill Dando too?

Did they hack Jill Dando too?

London - Exonerated Fulham weirdo Barry George Bush is having none of it, of course. But pals at a corner cafe where he gets his bacon butty brekkie today demanded answers from Rebekah Brooks. Was Dando being hacked because of something connect...
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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston's Shocking Revelation - She's Leaving Tinsel Town To Concentrate On Her Relationship With Justin Theroux

Jennifer Aniston's Shocking Revelation - She's Leaving Tinsel Town To Concentrate On Her Relationship With Justin Theroux

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jennifer Aniston realized that she is 42-years-old and she has not yet attained her goal of once again being a wife. Ever since her then husband Brad Pitt was snatched up by Angelina Jolie and taken across the pond (the Atlantic)...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson And Rupert Grint Not Killed in Tragic Car Accident

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson And Rupert Grint Not Killed in Tragic Car Accident

Spokespersons for Twilight and Harry Potter teen movie idols, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint today moved extremely quickly to quash rumours that the famous fivesome had met a tragic demise in a car a...
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Funny story: WTF 'Rebekah Brooks is Neil Kinnock's daughter'??

WTF 'Rebekah Brooks is Neil Kinnock's daughter'??

London - The beleaguered News International CEO is a dead ringer for the ex-Labour leader, ennobled to Baron Kinnock of Bedwetty - er...Bedwellty! - by Tony Blair. "Stick a long curly hairpiece on his pate and whaddyagot?" a Daily Smearer editoria...
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Funny story: Harry Potter Cast Signs Fawlty Towers Remake Deal on BBC2

Harry Potter Cast Signs Fawlty Towers Remake Deal on BBC2

Making an abrupt turn away from feature films to the small screen, Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint have agreed to join a re-production of the Fawlty Towers television series set to air in the Fall of 2012 on BBC2. Fawlty Towers i...
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Funny story: Wickerman Festival Disappearance Frightens Locals

Wickerman Festival Disappearance Frightens Locals

Local residents of a Scottish Village have been frightened by the disappearance of an early arrival at this year's Wickerman Festival. The festival-goer who went by the name of Todd, was seen in the local pub a week ago. But, although he said h...
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Funny story: Britain's fastest broadband 100MB out now

Britain's fastest broadband 100MB out now

Yes, it's almost true. I have decided to start my own broadband service. I'm going to call it "Pie in the sky broadband Ltd". By using the same artistic licence as used by other providers I can claim to offer headline speeds of up to 100MB. As long as I put a couple of ** after anything I make up and stick a disclaimer at the bottom of the page in writing so small that it could be classed as a...
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Funny story: Shocking Treatment of Tabloid Journalists Continues

Shocking Treatment of Tabloid Journalists Continues

A surprising new report has revealed that violent crime against journalists is not rising quite as fast as you'd expect. In fact, bizarrely, some individuals are even going out of their way to help them. "It's true," sobbed Policeman Gary Badger,...
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Funny story: When Seeing Is Not Believing

When Seeing Is Not Believing

I will be the first to admit that working for The Spoof! brings out my sociopathic tendencies. It's Tuesday and it's a quiet sunny day at our office in Hong Kong.I have read various news sites and nothing has caught my fancy. I was also in a bad mood because my recent story about Kim's death was not selling and was in danger of being overtaken by the silly nonsense I had written about Nancy Paulso...
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Funny story: With an Overwhelming Lead in the Polls, US Presidential Candidate, Freddy the Frog, Unveils his Party's Platform

With an Overwhelming Lead in the Polls, US Presidential Candidate, Freddy the Frog, Unveils his Party's Platform

A day after announcing his jump into the 2012 United States Presidential Race, Hopster Party candidate, Freddy the Frog, unveils his party's platform in the shadow of unprecedented poll numbers. Non-Associated Press (NAP) poll numbers that were r...
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Funny story: Last Emperor Kim Says He Is Alive

Last Emperor Kim Says He Is Alive

Last Emperor Kim Jong Ill issued a statement last night that he was alive and had in fact survived the attack on him last night during a songs of praise broadcast. Police are puzzled as to who Larry Chukwuemeka actually killed in the massacre.
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Funny story: Famous Missile Design Engineer Found Dead

Famous Missile Design Engineer Found Dead

Phoenix AZ: The body of Mr. T. Tomahawk was found in his suburban Phoenix home today. The deceased was employed as a missile design engineer at a local facility of a large defense contractor. Police were called by Mrs. Tomahawk who found her husba...
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Funny story: Rebekaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Brooks Missing

Rebekaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Brooks Missing

The News of the World CEO, Ms Rebekaaaaaaah Brooks has been gone missing and is believed to have been kidnapped by aliens who then flew that woman to North Korea. Kim Jong Ill likes kidnapping people and after reading about Rebekaaaah in the UK he...
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