Funny story: Octomom Condemns Congressional Debt Talks, Commends End of NFL Lockout

Octomom Condemns Congressional Debt Talks, Commends End of NFL Lockout

During an unprecedented and controversial meeting with various news organizations Monday morning, Nadya Suleman-known nationwide in the media as "Octomom"-spoke out against the recent U.S. Congressional debate concerning the federal debt ceiling.
View 'Octomom Condemns Congressional Debt Talks, Commends End of NFL Lockout'
Funny story: Billy Connolly talks about Amy Winehouse and his dream

Billy Connolly talks about Amy Winehouse and his dream

Billy Connolly speaks fondly of Amy Winehouse. When interviewed yesterday about the 'passing' of Amy, Billy 'teared up'. Och she's one o' me wee favourite lassies. Sorry, A meant tae say WAS... No' many folk knew we were s'close. It's a f*****g shame she was taken s'young like. Now ahm mad a' all those f******g areseholes who think they have the right to knock the wee lassie now she's go...
View 'Billy Connolly talks about Amy Winehouse and his dream'
Funny story: Even non-football fans may enjoy Arsene Wenger and Kenny Dalglish's new idea

Even non-football fans may enjoy Arsene Wenger and Kenny Dalglish's new idea

News has leaked out that Aresene Wenger, manager of Arsenal FC and Kenny Dalglish, manager of Liverpool FC have come up with a unique way of 'merging' teams. This has never been done in the history of football and this upcoming season will determi...
View 'Even non-football fans may enjoy Arsene Wenger and Kenny Dalglish's new idea'
Funny story: Dachshund Runs Away With World Speed Record For Diarrhea

Dachshund Runs Away With World Speed Record For Diarrhea

You have probably heard the phrase, "faster than pizza going through a dog." Well, students from a high school in Denver, Colorado concocted a science project to find out how fast that was; an experiment where they tracked how long it took to induc...
View 'Dachshund Runs Away With World Speed Record For Diarrhea'
Funny story: The Chinese are going to Mars

The Chinese are going to Mars

The Chinese Government has announced that intends to set up a permanent base on Mars, with an intent to colonise. "We received a leaked memo," said head of Mars operations at NASA, Phoebe Moss. "It outlined an ambitious colonisation plan by China.
View 'The Chinese are going to Mars'
Funny story: Thought For The Day, With Frankie Howerd

Thought For The Day, With Frankie Howerd

Oh no, don't. Ooh. Hold on, oh don't. Ooh, everything's in the wrong place tonight. I don't know where to put meself. Have you got the same trouble, Missus? Yes, you have, I can tell. Don't laugh, oh no. Don't. Poor soul. What a shame. When they asked me to do this piece, I must admit, it was all very daunting. It's very intellectual, this "thought for the day" business. Very highbrow. I tel...
View 'Thought For The Day, With Frankie Howerd'
Funny story: Golders Green Crematorium send-off for Amy on Tuesday

Golders Green Crematorium send-off for Amy on Tuesday

London - The Crem-de-la-Creme of the entertainment industry's famous farewell venues will host tomorrow's final goodbye to North London diva Amy Winehouse. The Italianate-style Hoop Lane, NW11 facility has seen off Britain's finest including showb...
View 'Golders Green Crematorium send-off for Amy on Tuesday'
Funny story: Health and Safety Commission to invade the home

Health and Safety Commission to invade the home

According to Health and Safety Watchdog the home is the last bastion of the unsafe environment, and they intend to do something about it. "We have sanitized the workplace," said HAScom spokesperson, Stuart Dent, "we have sanitized the street. The...
View 'Health and Safety Commission to invade the home'
Funny story: Theologians discover new book of the bible

Theologians discover new book of the bible

Theologians working in Jerusalem have uncovered a new text that accompanies the New Testament having been written by Joseph of Nazareth. "It's an amazing first hand account," said Al Salem, a theologian at the Jerusalem Bible Study Institute in B...
View 'Theologians discover new book of the bible'
Funny story: Amy Winehouse diaries found

Amy Winehouse diaries found

Several diaries allegedly written by Amy Winehouse have been found amongst her belongings. Apparently they containing some surprising entries. One recent entry tells of how she loved reading the Spoofs written about her and she was planning t...
View 'Amy Winehouse diaries found'
Funny story: Authorities Fear Copycat Incidents in Penis Dismemberment Case

Authorities Fear Copycat Incidents in Penis Dismemberment Case

In the aftermath of a vicious and disarming attack against a Southern California man, authorities in Garden Grove, California are warning citizens about what they are calling the "imminent threat of copy cat crimes." Catherine Kieu Becker's bail w...
View 'Authorities Fear Copycat Incidents in Penis Dismemberment Case'
Funny story: Amy Winehouse Funeral Uproar - Death Marred By Political Interference

Amy Winehouse Funeral Uproar - Death Marred By Political Interference

Fans of Amy Winehouse reacted with outrage around the world today as it emerged that the UK government are taking steps to ensure the stars body is disposed of in a "safe and dignified manner". In another world exclusive, I am able to report the f...
View 'Amy Winehouse Funeral Uproar - Death Marred By Political Interference'
Funny story: Networks Threaten To Cancel Obama

Networks Threaten To Cancel Obama

(LSM) - Midway through season three, Obama is facing the possibility of cancellation if the show cannot increase its ratings. The administration has lost many viewers due to the current "Debt Ceiling" story-line, which has alienated the casual viewe...
View 'Networks Threaten To Cancel Obama'
Funny story: The Little Known Funny Side of Amy Winehouse

The Little Known Funny Side of Amy Winehouse

LONDON - There is no denying that the late Amy Winehouse was a talented singer who lived on the edge and who knew the consequences of her actions. And even though no one can deny that there were certainly demons that sometimes lurked within her, t...
View 'The Little Known Funny Side of Amy Winehouse'
Funny story: Amy Winehouse Post-Mortem Postponed As She Is Still Drunk

Amy Winehouse Post-Mortem Postponed As She Is Still Drunk

The post-mortem of Amy Winehouse, who died in what may be mysterious circumstances on Saturday, has been postponed as the corpse of the singer is still drunk, it has been reported. Winehouse, 27, was due to be post-mortemed upon today, but a smell...
View 'Amy Winehouse Post-Mortem Postponed As She Is Still Drunk'
Funny story: Amy Winehouse Dad Says Strange Things In Interview

Amy Winehouse Dad Says Strange Things In Interview

The post-mortem of Amy Winehouse, the singer who died on Saturday after a lifelong struggle with alcohol and drug addiction, is to be held later today. I wonder what the result will be. It's possible that she, 27, may have died due to an overdose of drugs, or maybe she could have reacted badly to a mixture of drugs and alcohol. She wouldn't be the first. We'll have to wait and see. Mea...
View 'Amy Winehouse Dad Says Strange Things In Interview'
Funny story: Drinking Water is bad for you

Drinking Water is bad for you

Latest research from the Institute for the Mentally Challenged has shown that drinking water is terribly bad for people and should be avoided. "We ran an experiment for three weeks," said head of Research and Money Laundering, Bev Average. "We spl...
View 'Drinking Water is bad for you'
Funny story: Letters from the Desperate

Letters from the Desperate

Dear Sally, Ever since my visit to the proctologist I have found myself liking the feeling and seeking out ever larger and rougher men. Is there a cure? Failing that, could you tell me where to find some nice big men who know how to treat me rough? Desperate of Nuneaton. Dear Desperate of Nuneaton, I'm afraid there is no cure. People like you should be in prison. That's where you'll find the...
View 'Letters from the Desperate'
Funny story: Camden tramps cock-a-hoop as music fans leave spirits at Amy RIP site

Camden tramps cock-a-hoop as music fans leave spirits at Amy RIP site

London - "It's what Amy would have wanted, hic," a regular from an Arlington Street meths bench said today, "sure beats having to gargle with that White Lightning crap." The comments echoed around NWI where North London's biggest free bar opened t...
View 'Camden tramps cock-a-hoop as music fans leave spirits at Amy RIP site'
Funny story: Nigerian footballer's jockstrap in black magic scam

Nigerian footballer's jockstrap in black magic scam

The result of an All African Games qualifier between Nigeria and Ghana has been hotly disputed after 'mysterious objects' were found in the dressing room, according to reports in the Niger Delta Standard. Nigeria, who had chalked up a 3-1 first l...
View 'Nigerian footballer's jockstrap in black magic scam'
Funny story: Bottom's Up Bitches

Bottom's Up Bitches

Today the Alcoholics Incognito foundation is closing it's doors on anonymous alcoholics everywhere. A spokesman for AI said: "Fuck it, we quit, there's too many of them. It's ridiculous. And besides, only like four percent are actually even cured...
View 'Bottom's Up Bitches'
Funny story: Riots Over Northern California's General Racism

Riots Over Northern California's General Racism

Northern California has decided it doesn't want southern California to be part of the same state any longer stating that too many Mexicans live in southern California to deal with. This quickly started protests in Sacramento and San Francisco. The...
View 'Riots Over Northern California's General Racism'
Funny story: Obama To Take On All Punk Bitches

Obama To Take On All Punk Bitches

Obama has announced possibly the most shocking news to have ever been made in the history of America, and possibly the world. He has gone to the press to announce he is taking on all punk ass bitches that try to 'get on his grill' from now on claimin...
View 'Obama To Take On All Punk Bitches'
Funny story: Winehouse's Ghost to Appear On Fifth Street

Winehouse's Ghost to Appear On Fifth Street

Amy Winehouse's representatives in Heaven reported today that the ghost of the beloved singer will appear on Fifth street for any and all to see, as long as the bring a narcotic along with them as per Winehouse's request. These reps said that th...
View 'Winehouse's Ghost to Appear On Fifth Street'
Funny story: 'The Personality Quiz'

'The Personality Quiz'

In this issue, we bring you 'The Personality Quiz', from the Nottingham publication company Inchcock Conglomerates Ltd, of Grots End Viaduct. Work out your score using the table at the bottom of the page, and reveal your true personality. Select only one from each question. 1) Do you write with; A: Your Left handed .... B: Your Right handed .... C: Either hand .... D: I cannot...
View ''The Personality Quiz''
Funny story: Adam Lambert, Clay Aiken, and Lance Bass To Star In "The Gay Barbarians Vs. The Vampires of Vancouver"

Adam Lambert, Clay Aiken, and Lance Bass To Star In "The Gay Barbarians Vs. The Vampires of Vancouver"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - TriMoon Films in association with TouchRock Pictures and The Candlelight Motion Picture Company has just announced that they will soon begin production on the latest film by noted Italian Director Bandini Borrapelli. The movie whi...
View 'Adam Lambert, Clay Aiken, and Lance Bass To Star In "The Gay Barbarians Vs. The Vampires of Vancouver"'
Funny story: Christina Aguilera and Charlie Sheen Spotted Down In Ensenada, Mexico Playing 'Tonsil Hockey'

Christina Aguilera and Charlie Sheen Spotted Down In Ensenada, Mexico Playing 'Tonsil Hockey'

ENSENADA, Mexico - It appears that Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen may just have gotten over the heartbreak of having lost both of his "Goddesses." Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that the ex-Two and Half Men star was seen having a 'sandtastic' t...
View 'Christina Aguilera and Charlie Sheen Spotted Down In Ensenada, Mexico Playing 'Tonsil Hockey''
Funny story: Rupert Murdoch's Wife Wendi Deng To Star In FOX Reality Show "The Adventures of The Leaping Dragon Lady"

Rupert Murdoch's Wife Wendi Deng To Star In FOX Reality Show "The Adventures of The Leaping Dragon Lady"

NEW YORK CITY - Wendi Deng, the 42-year-old trophy wife of FOX mogul Rupert Murdoch, 80, has agreed to star in a reality show on her husband's network. The show is titled The Adventures of Leaping Dragon Lady and it will follow Wendi as she trave...
View 'Rupert Murdoch's Wife Wendi Deng To Star In FOX Reality Show "The Adventures of The Leaping Dragon Lady"'
Funny story: Jam Noir not recalled from holiday following death of Amy Winehouse; NOWT hacking and Rebekah blamed

Jam Noir not recalled from holiday following death of Amy Winehouse; NOWT hacking and Rebekah blamed

Daily Post columnist and outraged upright Jam Noir will not be asked to cut short her summer holiday coach tour of Bavarian chocolate and cake factories following the death of Amy Winehouse. Said a paper editor who bravely refused to be named: "I...
View 'Jam Noir not recalled from holiday following death of Amy Winehouse; NOWT hacking and Rebekah blamed'
Funny story: Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record The Beatles "Yellow Submarine"

Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record The Beatles "Yellow Submarine"

MALIBU BEACH - Three of the top singing sensations in America, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato recently learned while swimming at the beach home of their good friend Twilight star Rob Pattinson that they all love Beatles music. As the...
View 'Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record The Beatles "Yellow Submarine"'
Funny story: Aberdeen lose the top spot

Aberdeen lose the top spot

Saturday as a sad day for fans of Aberdeen football club, as the team has once again fallen from its customary top spot in Scottish football in the first gameweek. Aberdeen always seem to find themselves in the Champions League spot before a ball...
View 'Aberdeen lose the top spot'
Funny story: Captain America under military investigation for alleged homosexuality

Captain America under military investigation for alleged homosexuality

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A Military Tribunal has been formed this week to investigate recent allegations that Steve Rogers, aka Captain America, is gay. Members of the secret agency S.H.E.I.L.D. refused to comment, but one anonymous source said it does not...
View 'Captain America under military investigation for alleged homosexuality'
Funny story: Ode to Writers

Ode to Writers

Writers please to not give up Your dream to write your novel If Stephen King had gone that route He'd be living in a hovel. He took some risks and kept 'the faith' When faced with writer's block He'd take a walk around his house And oft times got a shock. Just looking at his wee black cat A story came to mind. It is a KILLER cat (he thought) And a story he did find. So don't desp...
View 'Ode to Writers'
Funny story: For Amy Winehouse

For Amy Winehouse

I'd never heard your name before Until I came to The Spoof I feel it's sad that some writers use Your 'story' so, when they don't know the truth. I know I may be guilty now Of seemingly doing the same But why should writers say cruel things For points using your name? I can't stay shtum. That's sad to say I feel that this is wrong My daughter told me of your wonderful voice Sorry I...
View 'For Amy Winehouse'
Funny story: The Secret Diaries of Atlas Shrugged

The Secret Diaries of Atlas Shrugged

Dagny Taggart Who is John Galt? I mean, REALLY? Who does this new guy think he is anyway? If he thinks I fall for sandy haired, blue-eyed, middle-aged hunks in greasy, fabulously fitted coveralls at the drop of a hat, he's in for a big surprise. And those stories about engines that run forever on a single drop of oil! Ugh!... good luck with that genius! Hank seems to like him though... If he...
View 'The Secret Diaries of Atlas Shrugged'
« Jun 2011 July 2011 Aug 2011 »
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
 
1st
27
2nd
32
3rd
31
4th
34
5th
33
6th
34
7th
35
8th
32
9th
33
10th
31
11th
28
12th
24
13th
24
14th
30
15th
30
16th
36
17th
51
18th
44
19th
36
20th
36
21st
25
22nd
29
23rd
24
24th
24
25th
35
26th
26
27th
31
28th
25
29th
31
30th
14
31st
30

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 plus 2?

6 7 10 9


Go to top