Funny story: Irish Descended From Potato-Growing Polar Bears, Claims Study

Irish Descended From Potato-Growing Polar Bears, Claims Study

In what has been described as "an historic breakthrough", a new scientific study has revealed that the Irish people are the descendants of an ancient race of exploring Polar Bears, who were the first species to cultivate the potato. The study - wh...
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Funny story: Sober as a Judge

Sober as a Judge

The perennially popular idiom "Sober as a Judge" was put under the spotlight by the Idiom Police, a lesser known division of the Literary Squad in Lincoln. "A lot of drunk people use the phrase," said Detective Charles Loche. "We need to know how...
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Funny story: Killer Banana Splits After Attacking Gorilla In Ohio

Killer Banana Splits After Attacking Gorilla In Ohio

Police in Ohio are searching for what witnesses claim is a giant banana they say jumped out of the bushes and viciously attacked a gorilla doing a promo for a Wireless Phone Center. The manager of the store said that he noticed a banana lurking in...
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Funny story: Casey Anthony Juror Shocked to Hear People Say the Jury Had No Common Sense

Casey Anthony Juror Shocked to Hear People Say the Jury Had No Common Sense

Almost a week after the Casey Anthony verdict, juror number 3, also known as Jennifer Ford, 32, a nursing student at St. Petersburg College, told Paineful News that she is shocked to hear they all lack common sense. "I first heard it mentioned aft...
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Funny story: Harper Seven? Really?

Harper Seven? Really?

Startling revelations have come to light over David and Victoria Beckham's choice of name for their new baby daughter, Harper Seven. It has been revealed that the Beckhams initially wanted to call their new daughter 'Flautist'. However, they thoug...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Is Reportedly Out To Steal Jennifer Aniston's Boyfriend Justin Theroux

Angelina Jolie Is Reportedly Out To Steal Jennifer Aniston's Boyfriend Justin Theroux

NEW ORLEANS - Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt brought their half dozen children to the Big Easy to get away from the hustle and bustle of their hometown Provence, France. And while Brad was treating the kids to some Fun Meals at a local Burger Bandit...
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Funny story: Northampton Residents Up In Arms Over Mystery Blonde

Northampton Residents Up In Arms Over Mystery Blonde

The nationwide quest to get to the bottom of the mystery blonde conundrum has upset the people of Northampton. The woman has been sighted at various locations around the country, but Northamptoners are annoyed that she has not appeared in their to...
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Funny story: US Holds $800m in Pakistani Military Aid; 25,000 NY Cab Drivers Bring City to Standstill in Protest!

US Holds $800m in Pakistani Military Aid; 25,000 NY Cab Drivers Bring City to Standstill in Protest!

In a massive retaliation to the US government withholding $800m in military aid to Pakistan, NYC cabdrivers staged a noon day walkout leaving the city snarled in a massive traffic jam. The increased traffic threatened to shut down Wall Street and cau...
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Funny story: England crash out of Robot World Cup

England crash out of Robot World Cup

"RoboCup 2011", the football World Cup for robots, is being held in Istanbul this month. Geeks and nerds from all over the world have gathered here to watch mechanical contraptions try to kick a ball with all the skill of the human Scotland team.
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Funny story: The Beckhams and Harper's bizarre

The Beckhams and Harper's bizarre

Little Harper Seven Beckham has arrived. People are commenting on the unusual name as being a bit bizarre but had the little girl been named Ann or Linda, she would have grown up with a complex because her three big brothers have weird names. Her future would have been filled with wonder - wondering why she had such an ordinary named. She would feel an outsider within her own family and most...
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Funny story: "Eric Cantor is my name, sacrifice is my game!"

"Eric Cantor is my name, sacrifice is my game!"

Congressman Eric Cantor held a news conference this morning at the Washington Golf & Country Club (established 1894) to announce his opposition to raising the US debt ceiling. It was a beautiful setting in one of the areas most exclusive clubs as...
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Funny story: Murdoch 'could go bust like Robert Maxwell' - report

Murdoch 'could go bust like Robert Maxwell' - report

London - A rollercoaster ride to the St Swithun's Day Full Moon this Friday could see the media magnate go belly-up just like the Trinity Mirror ex-proprietor. Influential business journal the Hole-in-the-Wall Street Journal sources today question...
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Funny story: Luka Modric 'stitched up like a kipper' by Spurs

Luka Modric 'stitched up like a kipper' by Spurs

Luka Modric has demanded a move to 'big' club Chelsea after a gentleman's agreement he shared with Tottenham owner Daniel Levy was stolen from Harry Redknapp's office. "I've turned the gaff upside down and can't find it nowhere" said a bemused Har...
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Funny story: High School Musical 4: Obama Thought He Was Running for Class President!

High School Musical 4: Obama Thought He Was Running for Class President!

As the US economy continues to fizzle amidst contentious debates and diatribes drawn along party lines in the US, one thing about the Obama presidency has been made abundantly clear, being the President of the world's largest and most powerful country is not the same as being elected to the high school class presidency! We all know the popular class president from our school days, the kid who...
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Funny story: Harper Seven-Of-Nine?

Harper Seven-Of-Nine?

Los Angeles - Her uncanny facial resemblance to Borg family collective sportsman Bjorn has had tongues wagging for decades. And yesterday the Caeserian section birth of Victoria Beckham's daughter Harper Seven-of-Nine reignited conspiracy theories...
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Funny story: Met Police launches 101 number for non-urgent calls

Met Police launches 101 number for non-urgent calls

Police in London are launching a phone number for calls that do not require an urgent response. I tried the system out today to see how it worked. The call went something like this. 101 Ring ring, ring ring, ring ring,…………………………………………….ring ring. Hello, you are through to the police non emergency help line; please select one of the following options. If you see someone breaking into a...
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Funny story: New daughter for the Beckhams

New daughter for the Beckhams

Victoria and David Beckham, or Dumb and Dumber as they have become affectionately referred to, have announced the safe arrival of their new baby daughter. Maris Piper Kleenex George Formby P60 Drainage Meninges Have I got News for You Beckham was...
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Funny story: The world is not as old as we thought

The world is not as old as we thought

This is the shock new revelation coming from the American Creationist's Movement (ACM). According to the ACM the world is only 6000 years old. This is in stark contrast to scientists claims that the world is in fact closer to being between four and five billion years old. Scientists, (whom the ACM believe only exist as tools of Satan to disprove the existence God), have based their evidence on...
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Funny story: New A3 Tunnel Will Not Open

New A3 Tunnel Will Not Open

Following the failure of an emergency services test recently, it has been revealed that the new £155,000 a metre tunnel under Hindhead's iconic Devil's Punchbowl will now never be opened. A recent "crash test" revealed that the drainage for the ne...
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Funny story: Cosmetics Manufacturer Admits 'We Don't Even Know Who's In Our Advert'

Cosmetics Manufacturer Admits 'We Don't Even Know Who's In Our Advert'

In an official statement that is set to shock the advertising world to it's core, Italian cosmetics giants Newtro-Gina have at last admitted they don't actually know themselves, who stars in their adverts. For years viewers around the world have t...
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Funny story: Online News Readers Left Feeling Confused

Online News Readers Left Feeling Confused

Readers of online news sites, such as the Spoof, or the now defunct NOTW-Online have been left confused and annoyed by the lack of editorial checking over external hyperlinks on stories. "Many of the stories have hyperlinks that go to the wrong pl...
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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Showed So Much Skin In 'Horrible Bosses' That Ex-Husband Brad Pitt Made A Very Interesting Comment

Jennifer Aniston Showed So Much Skin In 'Horrible Bosses' That Ex-Husband Brad Pitt Made A Very Interesting Comment

LOS ANGELES - Jennifer Aniston turned into a brunette for her latest role in Horrible Bosses in which she portrays Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S. and she definitely shot some great big holes in the old adage that 'blondes have more fun.' Aniston, who is...
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Funny story: 'Transformers: Dark Side of The Moon' Is A Tremendous Hit - Megan Fox Is Absolutely Furious

'Transformers: Dark Side of The Moon' Is A Tremendous Hit - Megan Fox Is Absolutely Furious

HOLLYWOOD - The nation's number one movie is Steven Spielberg's Transformers: Dark Side of The Moon. The film which stars Shia LaBeouf, Josh Duhamel, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is doing so well that the movie executives are already planning on...
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Funny story: Orgasm App Now Available for i-Phone

Orgasm App Now Available for i-Phone

San Jose, CA - Need an orgasm? There's now an app for that. Jeremy Johnson, 25, computer software writer, was talked into writing an orgasm app after years of his girlfriend complaining about his lack of being able to please her as much as she woul...
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Funny story: Spoof! Attacked by Murdoch Bullies

Spoof! Attacked by Murdoch Bullies

Following the blanket attacks by Spoof! writers on the Murdochs Evil Empire, this reporter can reveal that the Lowton brothers were put under intense pressure by one of the bullies who work for the Muckdocs. Benjamin Lowton, currently in a Somali jail, actually no he has joined the Somali pirates-sorry, our mistake- was phoned up and someone offered to pay his ransom money. He replied that he w...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Reveals The Amazing Name She Has Given To Her Vibrator

Lady Gaga Reveals The Amazing Name She Has Given To Her Vibrator

TOPEKA, Kansas - Lady Gaga had come to visit the largest covered wagon museum in the United States. The museum which is run by the group known as The Descendants of The Wayward Pioneers houses a total of 53 authentic covered wagons, many with auth...
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Funny story: The Casey Anthony Bobblehead Dolls Have All Been Taken Off The Market

The Casey Anthony Bobblehead Dolls Have All Been Taken Off The Market

CHICAGO - The Hasbroken Toy Company of Chicago has stated that due to the millions of complaints that they have received they will immediately be taking all Casey Anthony Bobblehead Dolls off the Market. A spokesperson for the giant toy company Da...
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Funny story: Juror Number Three Shocked to Hear People Say the Jury Had No Common Sense

Juror Number Three Shocked to Hear People Say the Jury Had No Common Sense

Almost a week after the Casey Anthony verdict, juror number 3, also known as Jennifer Ford, 32, a nursing student at St. Petersburg College, told Paineful News that she is shocked to hear they all lack common sense. "I first heard it mentioned aft...
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