Funny story: Katie Price's Anti-Frankie Boyle Tirade Sparks Fresh Deluge Of Harvey Jokes

Katie Price's Anti-Frankie Boyle Tirade Sparks Fresh Deluge Of Harvey Jokes

Just when everybody had virtually forgotten all about the cruel jibes aimed at Katie Price's son, Harvey, by Scottish comedian, Frankie Boyle, Ms Price resurrected the whole affair by making a fly on the wall TV documentary about what a bastard Boyle...
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Funny story: iPope Tweets, Jesus Weeps

iPope Tweets, Jesus Weeps

Pope Benedict sent his first tweet on the 60th anniversary of his ordination. The Pope had several aides teaching him to use his new iPad. Those aides have not been able to explain Twitter let alone the iPad to Pope Benedict. He has decided to...
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Funny story: Chamber Maid's Lawyer Lashes Out Against Strauss-Kahn

Chamber Maid's Lawyer Lashes Out Against Strauss-Kahn

The chamber maid from the Sofitel Hotel in Manhattan who accused Dominique Strauss-Khan of attempting to rape her is angry that Strauss-Kahn strode smiling from a Manhattan courtroom Friday after the judge in the attempted-rape case released him from...
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Funny story: Monaco's Prince Albert weds South African Charlene Wittstock

Monaco's Prince Albert weds South African Charlene Wittstock

Charlene Wittstock, who swam in the 2000 Sydney Olympics, marries Prince Albert II, ruler of Monaco. A civil ceremony took place and afterwards 3500 guests attended lavish celebrations. An elaborate religious ceremony will take place on Saturday in t...
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Funny story: Will and Kate Visit Canada

Will and Kate Visit Canada

Canada spends its 144th birthday celebrating with William and Katherine, Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. The newlyweds are on their first overseas visit together. Their tour will consist of eight days travelling through Canada. Today Will and K...
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Funny story: The Man On The Bike Spotted In Aleppo, Syria

The Man On The Bike Spotted In Aleppo, Syria

A mysterious man, known as 'The Man On The Bike' has turned up yet again in the background of news footage shot by the BBC in Aleppo, Syria, in the midst of a protest march following Friday prayers. Initially it was thought that The Man On The Bik...
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Funny story: LibDems Boosted by Scottish Vote

LibDems Boosted by Scottish Vote

There was relief at Lib-Dem HQ when they heard the result of a bye bye election somewhere in Scotland. Well over 500 people had voted LibDem in a show of force that will reinforce their claim to be leading the Nation to the Promised Land. The Prom...
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Funny story: Britain Bestrides the World - In Slacks

Britain Bestrides the World - In Slacks

The nation consoled itself today in the face of mounting sporting setbacks by proudly acknowledging the one area of sport where British dominance is unchecked. Recent evidence that the nations footballers, tennis players, rugby players, track athl...
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Funny story: Greece for Sale

Greece for Sale

In a bid to sort out their economic problems the Greek Government has put the country up for sale. Several countries and people are in the running and we have the latest from the transfer market. China has put in bid said to be 35 Billion Euros. T...
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Funny story: British Man loses at Tennis, world keeps turning

British Man loses at Tennis, world keeps turning

The only British man who is any good at tennis lost today to one of the many, many blokes who just happen to be better than him at it. "He lost well", said Susan Crochet, tennis correspondent of The Daily Middlebrow "he lost to the standard we've...
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Funny story: 12 year old boy dies after playing PS3 for 120 hours

12 year old boy dies after playing PS3 for 120 hours

A 12 year old boy from Scotland has died after playing his Playstation 3 for 120 hours solid. Grant Thomson of Aberdeen was last seen entering his bedroom after school on Friday afternoon and refused to leave again. His distraught mother descri...
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Funny story: Train Operators Apologise for Increase in Suicide Rates

Train Operators Apologise for Increase in Suicide Rates

The Government has announced today that following an increase in suicides across Britain's railways, train operators must now apologise to its passengers for the inconvenience it causes. Under the new Acts Of God Act, MPs have decreed that because...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Addresses The Case of The Passenger On An Alaskan Flight Getting Stung By A Scorpion

Sarah Palin Addresses The Case of The Passenger On An Alaskan Flight Getting Stung By A Scorpion

ANCHORAGE, Alaska - Keysboro Wiggincourt of Coos Bay, Oregon said that when he boarded a Trans Air Alaska Airlines plane that he had no idea that he would end up seeing himself all over You Tube, CNN, FOX, and even the Weather Channel. The unemplo...
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Funny story: Angry response to posh viral e-mail

Angry response to posh viral e-mail

Posh south coast gardener, Rose Pruner, was angered when an e-mail she had sent to her son's girlfriend was put on the internet. Below is her response. When I send you an e-mail pointing out your shortcomings in the manners department I don't expe...
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Funny story: Sharapova's boyfriend has confirmed that her grunt is actually a horny Siberian Moose mating call!

Sharapova's boyfriend has confirmed that her grunt is actually a horny Siberian Moose mating call!

Maria Sharapova, Queen of the grunting Queens, has made her comeback, turned up the volume once more and reached the Wimbledon final. The other three semi-finalists also drove the crowds bananas with their grunting too and they all just happened t...
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Funny story: Cantor: "Thirty pieces of silver, what's the big deal?"

Cantor: "Thirty pieces of silver, what's the big deal?"

Congressman Eric Cantor called a news conference late yesterday in response to the outcry about his investment shorting US treasury bonds thus betting against the success of America. Many in the government and the media noted he had been sitting...
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Funny story: Local Man Involved In Domestic Dispute Over Malfunctioning Mobile Phone

Local Man Involved In Domestic Dispute Over Malfunctioning Mobile Phone

Local technophobe, Martin Shuttlecock, today threatened in no uncertain terms to "take a fucking hammer" to a mobile phone, after a trip into town almost resulted in a bloodbath. Expecting an important call, Shuttlecock agreed to take a mobile pho...
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Funny story: NRA and NEA Merge to Bust a Cap in Education's Ass

NRA and NEA Merge to Bust a Cap in Education's Ass

Congressional leaders finalized an historic organizational merger between the National Education Association and the National Rifle Association just before the July 4th holiday break, bringing together two non governmental organizations with immensel...
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Funny story: Syrian Woman discovered to be pretending to be a middle aged American

Syrian Woman discovered to be pretending to be a middle aged American

Tweeters were rocked again this week when it was revealed that the middle aged American they were following was, in fact, a young lesbian woman from Syria. Sabeen Hosny was masquerading as Joe Curr, an ordinary middle-American. "I was blown away w...
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Funny story: Diana At 50: new pics published on iconic birthday!

Diana At 50: new pics published on iconic birthday!

London - Daily Sickbag pics of the Princess have appeared showing some digitally enhanced remains buried at Althorp. The accompanying news feature probes Diana's likely innermost psyche to reveal her 'delight' at new daughter-in-law Kate. The t...
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Funny story: Bachmann's husband calls gays barbarians!

Bachmann's husband calls gays barbarians!

Marcus Bachmann, husband of presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann, held a press conference yesterday to explain his comments that gays were barbarians. At a press conference held in a men's room at the Minneapolis airport, Mr. Bachmann, dressed i...
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Funny story: Stick to foreign workers, unemployed Brits urge UK firms

Stick to foreign workers, unemployed Brits urge UK firms

UK businesses should recruit more people from overseas rather than relying on unemployed young Brits who would much rather spend their time dossing about at their state funded home all day, according to unemployed young Brits. The request flies in...
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Funny story: Florence Brudenell-Bruce not related to James Hewitt

Florence Brudenell-Bruce not related to James Hewitt

Prince Harry's latest girlfriend, Florence Brudenell-Bruce is related to every other person in England. Except James Hewitt. Research undertaken by Eric Nonce, a genealogist from Dorking, shows that she is descended from The Pikey-Scrotes, an a...
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Funny story: Paul Simon Sued Over 50 Ways Dumping Failure

Paul Simon Sued Over 50 Ways Dumping Failure

Rock legend Paul Simon is being sued over the content of one of his international hits. At the heart of the case is the suggestion in his 1976 song that there are 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover. Graeme Literal-Gitt, of Horbury, West Yorkshire, tol...
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Funny story: Wimbledon 2011: Maria Sharapova To Wear Crotchless Knickers In Final

Wimbledon 2011: Maria Sharapova To Wear Crotchless Knickers In Final

Maria Sharapova, who yesterday reached the Wimbledon Women's singles final for the first time since 2004 after beating the German wildcard, Sabine Lisicki, has announced that she will play Saturday's match against Petra Kvitova wearing a pair of crot...
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Funny story: Department Of Education, NEA, announce Lady GaGa Initiative

Department Of Education, NEA, announce Lady GaGa Initiative

Washington, DC - The Federal Department of Education issued a press release announcing a joint venture with the National Education Association. Dubbed the "Lady Gaga Initiative", officials expressed optimism that their new plan will reverse the distr...
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Funny story: Frogs Annexe New York, Threaten Nuclear War With Rest Of The USA

Frogs Annexe New York, Threaten Nuclear War With Rest Of The USA

Armies of frogs led by goats took over New York yesterday and threatened to launch nuclear war on the USA after they discovered that they had been the principal ingredients in Big Macs since 1956. The frogs were led by a goat called William who ru...
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