Funny story: Homoeopathy works!

Homoeopathy works!

The world of science has been rocked when the largest clinical trial of homoeopathy finalised it's data and published in the respected journal Nature. "I was astounded," said one local scientist, Hillary Dale, a long time homoeopathy critic. "I'm...
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Funny story: Solar eclipse claims Shah of Persia son suicide

Solar eclipse claims Shah of Persia son suicide

Boston, Massachusetts - (Lunacies): Ten years ago an eclipsed full moon snaffled up the life of his drug addict sister Leila - in a seedy London hotel overdose. Today another powerful celestial aspect has seen the suicide of Alireza Pahlavi, young...
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Funny story: Twins for Obamas; Wayne Rooney joins NFL; marriage for Tiger-Lady Gaga and divorce for Sarah Palin top 2011 psychic predictions

Twins for Obamas; Wayne Rooney joins NFL; marriage for Tiger-Lady Gaga and divorce for Sarah Palin top 2011 psychic predictions

She's well-known for making her New Year's psych[ot]ic predictions. After which she hibernates for 6 weeks then is woken up by her followers. If they see her shadow another prediction is revealed with winter continuing for another 6 weeks. Now we...
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Funny story: US Sheriff blames Lindsay Lohan battery charger

US Sheriff blames Lindsay Lohan battery charger

Los Angeles - (DUI Aftershocks): Riverside Sheriff's Department said today a 'bugged' vibrator - er...cell phone! - battery charger is thought to be behind the latest Lindsay Lohan spat with rehab staff. The actress threw a tantrum at the Betty Fo...
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Funny story: The day the blackbirds fell out of the sky - The truth behind the phenomenon

The day the blackbirds fell out of the sky - The truth behind the phenomenon

People world-wide are wondering just why the thousands of red-winged blackbirds fell from the sky on Arkansas a few days ago. Stories are being fabricated as people try to understand what exactly did happen. The answer, according to bird-watche...
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Funny story: Paul McCartney urges India to declare Vegetarian day as meat-eating Kashmiris pelt him with Holy Cow patties

Paul McCartney urges India to declare Vegetarian day as meat-eating Kashmiris pelt him with Holy Cow patties

Londonistan, Islamic capital of Englanistan: With no new hits on the horizon and no obsessed new wife with crazy causes to lead him by the nose, aging Beatle Paul McCartney is back to re-hashing old issues. Yesterday he urged India to declare a nati...
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Funny story: 'Narcocorridos'- Dramatic Ditties Describing Dastardly Drug Cartel Doings

'Narcocorridos'- Dramatic Ditties Describing Dastardly Drug Cartel Doings

As though things weren't bad enough in Mexico with the war between the Army and the drug cartels, the drug dealers make up songs to glorify themselves. Known as 'narcocorridos', these ditties attempt to give honor and substance to their lives of narcotic running and selling (see the October issue of National Geographic). The songs were invented to give their sordid lives a higher, though...
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Funny story: Weather Balloon Blamed For Deaths Of 4,000 Arkansas Birds

Weather Balloon Blamed For Deaths Of 4,000 Arkansas Birds

Cracked Corn, AR - A lone weather balloon has been blamed for the mystery deaths of 4,000 birds in Arkansas. Government scientists believed the balloon 'probably scared the birds to death'. The same balloon is blamed for the deaths of 30,000 fish.
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Funny story: Driving convertibles with tops down can damage your health

Driving convertibles with tops down can damage your health

Don't worry if you can't afford and expensive convertible. Recent research has discovered that riding in a convertible with the top down can damage your hearing. (This should come as no surprise, even if you do not have a PhD.) Most people who ca...
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Funny story: La Pelirroja Fue Hallada Descanso Del Puente Peatonal. Con Una Cuerda en Su Cuello. Sin Respirar.

La Pelirroja Fue Hallada Descanso Del Puente Peatonal. Con Una Cuerda en Su Cuello. Sin Respirar.

Gabriela Elizabeth Muñiz Tamez, La Pelirroja Mas Fea, presunta lideresa de secuestradores hallada descano, su piel muy fría, del puente peatonal de la avenida Gonzalitos, frente a la colonia Mitras Norte en Monterrey, Nuevo Leon, estaba viva (un poqu...
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Funny story: TSA fights back

TSA fights back

It would seem that TSA is not happy with a growing list of airports and it seems like a Supreme Court battle may be in the offering. According to sources in the transportation industry, TSA is preparing to begin legal action against Airports such...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber to Wed Betty White

Justin Bieber to Wed Betty White

Betty White, the daughter of Horace White and Tess White of Vernon Parish, is to be married Sunday to Justin Bieber, the son of Pattie Bieber and Jeremy Bieber of Bossier Parish. Blanche Dubois, sister of the bride, will marry the couple at the Moose...
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Funny story: The Return of "The Bachelor" - 30 Pretty Bachelorettes - Well, Okay Maybe Just 27 With 3 Semi-Pretty Ones

The Return of "The Bachelor" - 30 Pretty Bachelorettes - Well, Okay Maybe Just 27 With 3 Semi-Pretty Ones

LOS ANGELES - It's the start of a brand new year and at ABC that means it's time to light up the set of The Bachelor. This year's lucky bachelor is none other than Brad Womack, who was also the lucky bachelor back in 2007. It seems that back then...
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Funny story: Navy Spokesman: Raunchy Videos a Case of Bad Timing

Navy Spokesman: Raunchy Videos a Case of Bad Timing

In a hastily-called press conference, U.S Navy spokesman Ralph Bankton stated that while the raunchy videos filmed aboard the Naval destroyer USS Enterprise may be considered in bad taste, they were part of a carefully orchestrated public relations c...
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Funny story: Dead people to pay VAT

Dead people to pay VAT

The Government has announced that dead people will have to pay VAT on the amount of time it takes them to decompose. In a final attempt to balance the books, every person that dies after Wednesday 5th January will pay a VAT accredited tax levy on...
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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay - Pie Face!

Gordon Ramsay - Pie Face!

Fans of TV chef Gordon Ramsay have been shocked by pictures of the legendary foul-mouth in the tabloids. He was photographed with his wife Tana and their kids out walking with David and Victoria Beckham and their family. Close-ups revealed his...
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Funny story: NBC Announces Launch of Hill Street Brews

NBC Announces Launch of Hill Street Brews

While NBC prepares for it's Spring and Summer programming schedule, a new, almost familiar but misleading title will join the lineup this Spring as a test for a spot in their regular Fall schedule. Hill Street Brews. Not your expected, overplayed...
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Funny story: Florida's Orange Crop in Peril, Brazil Makes Lemonade

Florida's Orange Crop in Peril, Brazil Makes Lemonade

Still uncertain as to the extent of the frost damage expected from Florida's current orange crop, Brazil, the world's largest exporter of lemons, is preparing to fill the citrus void with a U.S. national advertising campaign featuring lemonade as an...
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Funny story: Clown Dies While Making Toast In Bathtub

Clown Dies While Making Toast In Bathtub

Miami, Fl - A Florida clown has accidentally killed himself, after trying to make toast while taking a bath. Poco Gordo, 47, was found by neighbors floating in his bathtub, along with his toaster. The clown apparently never heard that water and ele...
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Funny story: Steele Defends Flaccid Record

Steele Defends Flaccid Record

Attempting to maintain a firm grip on his post as the Republican National Committee Chairman, Michael Steele continues to "fluff" the press and his constituents, trying to convince them that he really is the strongest, firmest, and most engorged man...
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Funny story: Moon Crashes Into Sun Then Disappears

Moon Crashes Into Sun Then Disappears

Horror in the UK this morning as astronomy call centres were swamped with calls relating that the the moon and the sun had actually collided within a minute of daybreak. There seems to be general agreement that the sun appears to have swallowed the m...
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Funny story: Tramps scouring Exeter's rubbish mountains lambast Jamie Oliver

Tramps scouring Exeter's rubbish mountains lambast Jamie Oliver

Tramps scouring the many rubbish mountains that have formed across Exeter due to a lack council collections over the Christmas period have voiced outrage at the number of unwanted Jamie Oliver '30 minute cook books' being recovered. They say the p...
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Funny story: 'Biblical Floods' in Australia, but Great Britain is 'drowning' in 'Biblical Rubbish'!

'Biblical Floods' in Australia, but Great Britain is 'drowning' in 'Biblical Rubbish'!

Rubbish Tip Island, off the North Coast of the EU$$R: England may have retained the Ashes in Cricket in Australia where there have been 'Biblical floods', but Great Britain is 'drowning' in 'Biblical Rubbish! All over the British Isles in gardens...
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Funny story: Sepp Blatter appoints members of new football anti-corruption committee

Sepp Blatter appoints members of new football anti-corruption committee

Fifa president Sepp Blatter has announced the members of its new anti-corruption committee set to become fully operational in mid 2011. Mr Blatter has appointed some of the most well-known and influential individuals from around the world who will...
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Funny story: Arkansas Mystery now being called a Massacre

Arkansas Mystery now being called a Massacre

In Arkansas, there are so many questions and no answers to the mysterious death of thousands of birds and fish that a host of investigators have been brought in from all branches of law enforcement. At a Press Conference today they discussed some of...
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Funny story: Supermarket introduces Clip-on Trolley Klaxon Horns

Supermarket introduces Clip-on Trolley Klaxon Horns

One of Britain's major high street supermarket chains is to make their 'hire a horn' option available to customers regularly following 'positive' results of trials carried out in selected branches during the run-up to Christmas. The klaxon horns...
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Funny story: UK should brace for a new Earthquake Swarm

UK should brace for a new Earthquake Swarm

During the late nineties the UK was rocked repeatedly by earthquakes measuring up to four on the Richter scale, leading to the creation of the new term "Earthquake Swarm". Back then, the earthquakes were centred on a previously unknown fault under Sa...
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Funny story: Clean as a whistle

Clean as a whistle

Scientists at Manchester University of Science and Technology have asked that the phrase "Clean as a Whistle" be changed to Clean as Anything Other than a Whistle after a month long study into the bacteria that grow inside whistles. "Whistles are...
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Funny story: Unemployed Schwarzenegger does a Stallone and is to star as an OAP musclebound Conan the Barbarian!

Unemployed Schwarzenegger does a Stallone and is to star as an OAP musclebound Conan the Barbarian!

Arnie Schwarzenegger is unemployed and Californian's are over the moon. Their latest senator was sworn in and Arnie sworn out with banana skins and rotten apples (all local products) following rapidly behind him. Now Arnie has been observing his o...
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Funny story: England hit by 2 earthquakes!

England hit by 2 earthquakes!

As Great Britain woke up after its extra day off they were hit by 2 earthquakes. The first was registered in Yorkshire and measured 3.6 on the Richter scale, caused hardly any harm or structural damage, but Grannies who were thrown out of their be...
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Funny story: Interesting Q & A's on Radio Broadcasting Facts

Interesting Q & A's on Radio Broadcasting Facts

Q) Which BBC radio programme that has lost the highest percentage of listeners over the last 25 years? A) The BBC Inland coastal waters weather forecast: Not surprisingly this programme has lost 74% of it's listeners, the same percentage of fishing boats lost in Britain's fleets over the years of broadcasting. Q) What is the most humorous of all the comedy stations ever introduced? A)...
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Funny story: Personal Definitions of VAT

Personal Definitions of VAT

VAT: Value Added Tax By: Members of Her Majesties Government & Opposition VAT: Vastly Altruistic Tax. By: Inchcock Chambers - Spoofer VAT: Verifies Apocryphal Tories By: N. Obend - Chairman of the Outer Peruvian Pregnant Kangaroo Appreciation Society, Nottingham branch VAT: Ah, that would be the value added tax that we promised we would not increase before we got...
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Funny story: iPhone Sleep Alarm Malfunctions, World Rejoices

iPhone Sleep Alarm Malfunctions, World Rejoices

Thanks to a technical glitch in their iPhone sleep alarms, many iPhone users have gotten up late the last few days. Although many of these folks are furious about the troubles this has caused THEM, most of the REST of the world is rejoicing. A...
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Funny story: The Arkansas Mysterious Mystery: First Birds Crash To The Ground, Then Fish Drown, And Now Beavers Aren't Giving A Dam(n)!

The Arkansas Mysterious Mystery: First Birds Crash To The Ground, Then Fish Drown, And Now Beavers Aren't Giving A Dam(n)!

LITTLE ROCK - People all over the country are sitting on front porches, backyard decks, and driveways and wondering what in the world did the state of Arkansas do to cause such a environmental upheaval as it is currently witnessing. The Lieutenant...
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Funny story: The filth and ignorance of the Catholic Church exposed

The filth and ignorance of the Catholic Church exposed

New York- Hundreds of ignorant peasants who regularly attend Catholic mass to listen to the fables of homosexual priest were exposed to hepatitis while receiving communion on Christmas Day, the holiest of blessed days. The department of health wa...
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Funny story: Demi Lovato Has Organized The Patients At Her Rehab Clinic Into A Patients Union

Demi Lovato Has Organized The Patients At Her Rehab Clinic Into A Patients Union

LOS ANGELES - Left Coast Mirror Magazine is reporting that teenage singing sensation Demi Lovato has organized the resident patients at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic into a patients union. The executive director of the rehab clinic Cayenne...
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Funny story: The Onward March of Science

The Onward March of Science

VIENNA - Iran has invited Russia, China, the European Union and its allies among the Arab and developing world to tour its nuclear sites, in an apparent move to gain support ahead of a new round of talks with six world powers. The UN Security Cou...
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Funny story: Two More Women File Lawsuits Against Brett Favre: It Looks Like "Frisky" Favre Just Keeps On Stepping In It

Two More Women File Lawsuits Against Brett Favre: It Looks Like "Frisky" Favre Just Keeps On Stepping In It

NEW YORK CITY - One of the NFLs greatest quarterbacks of all-time just seems to keep on stepping in a pile of dog do every time he turns around. And this time Brett "Frisky" Favre, 63, is being sued by two former New York Jets massage therapists C...
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Funny story: Russell Brand and Katy Perry Buy Jesse James' 3,000 Acre Texas Cattle Ranch 'The Blue Tattoo'

Russell Brand and Katy Perry Buy Jesse James' 3,000 Acre Texas Cattle Ranch 'The Blue Tattoo'

SAN ANTONIO - Newlyweds Russell Brand and Katy Perry have just purchased the 3,000 acre cattle ranch, The Blue Tattoo Ranch from Sandra Bullock's ex-husband, Jesse James. The working cattle ranch is located 40 miles south of San Antonio and is equ...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Offers a Leg to Save Zsa Zsa Gabor

Lindsay Lohan Offers a Leg to Save Zsa Zsa Gabor

Los Angelos - Upon her release from the Betty Ford Clinic on probation today Lindsay Lohan was heard saying, "I must go to her!" "Her" meaning Zsa Zsa Gabor. Upon hearing that the ailing Gabor sister might lose her leg, the new and improved Lindsa...
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Funny story: New Research Confirms People With No Arms Give Lousy High Fives

New Research Confirms People With No Arms Give Lousy High Fives

Cambridge, MA - Researchers at Harvard have published the results of an extensive ten year, one hundred million dollar study. The findings confirm long held beliefs. Turns out people with no arms cannot give a decent high five. Researchers stu...
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Funny story: Earthquake hits northern England - Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones share their story

Earthquake hits northern England - Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones share their story

Earthquake hits northern England. Tremors felt for miles around. A small earthquake hit northern England today. Takwana Smith and friend Anitakapta Jones, both of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough, were just sitting down to lunch at their favourite restaurant in Morrisons, Berwick Hills branch. Our reporter was inside the store following up on an unrelated story when the 'quake hit. When things...
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Funny story: Ancient record of December 21, 1638 Lunar Eclipse Found

Ancient record of December 21, 1638 Lunar Eclipse Found

Local outdoor enthusiasts ran across what turns out to be an ancient Indian text while snipe hunting in the Horse Heaven Hills just north of Paterson, Washington. Bruce and Velma Ferberger (of Goldendale) thought they had helped Mother Nature by...
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